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Michael "Ubuntu" C.'s Profile

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"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day!"

Elite 2008

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799 Useful, 246 Funny, and 624 Cool

Location

Scottsdale, AZ

Yelping Since

January 2008

Things I Love

Late night, karaoke, tattoos, comedy, live music, supporting local businesses, linux, marketing, tennis, watches, talk radio, yelp, pugs, dive bars, cocktails, scottsdale, denver, lake tahoe, san francisco, women who look like chris farley

Find Me In

Old Town Scottsdale

My Hometown

Cleveland, OH

My Blog Or Website

http://www.michaelcady...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I try to take over the world

Why You Should Read My Reviews

You should not...

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.youtube.com...

The Last Great Book I Read

An Inconvenient Book - Glenn Beck

My First Concert

KISS!

My Favorite Movie

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, The Royal Tenenbaums

My Last Meal On Earth

Steak & Lobster

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I started taking Tennis lessons

Most Recent Discovery

http://www.roku.com (Netflix to your TV)

Current Crush

Norwegian chicks

Recent Reviews

340 Reviews

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7340 E Shoeman Ln
Scottsdale, AZ 85250
(480) 970-6977

Myst  

Category: Dance Clubs

3 star rating
 6/28/2009  
Not a fan of the club scene in general - being that I hate lines, don't dance unless at gunpoint, avoid cover charges, don't care for standing shoulder to shoulder all night wishing I could sit down, or fighting to get overpriced cocktails.

However this trip to MYST was much different. We had a large group and a private table. Easy to get in, drinks were flowing (though a little pricey), music was good (ATB), and overall I had a really good time.

My only real complaint was the "gang" of dirt bag bouncer/doormen that "greet" you on the way in. They are not good for business... (I do understand bouncers are necessary, just save the attitude for the drunken douches that require you to be there in the first place)

Did I dance? No comment...

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4175 N Goldwater Blvd
Scottsdale, AZ 85251
(480) 947-3090

Bacon  

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

2 star rating
 6/25/2009  
Waitress warned us when we got here that two tables had already bailed after waiting an hour + for food...

...So an hour + later we got our food, and the check comped by the manager... seems they have some issues in the kitchen and with communication. First they claim they lost our order, and then brought the wrong food - 3rd time was a charm though.

The food is good and the menu is refreshing for a breakfast place. For Scottsdale's sake I hope they get it together.

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PO Box 32136
Mesa, AZ 85275
(480) 306-0821

Paradise Carpet Cleaning  

Category: Carpet Cleaning

5 star rating
 Update - 6/18/2009  
I have used George several times now, and I have to say he is as professional as they come. I have referred George to several close friends and small businesses who ALL agreed George is the most amazing carpet cleaner they have ever used.

George is the owner/operator and he is the only guy you deal with.

Keep up the good work!

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  • 5 star rating
    9/21/2008 First to Review

    First off, I don't know a whole lot about carpet cleaning - but it was obvious that George does. He arrived on time, and spent twice as long as any other carpet cleaner I have ever dealt with. The results were amazing - my carpet looked brand new (really). His attention to detail and customer service are worth every penny!

    Thanks George!

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4414 North 7th Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85013
(602) 265-1162

Los Compadres Mexican Food  

Category: Mexican

3 star rating
 6/15/2009  
I got to try this last Friday about 8:30pm (didn't realize they close at 9pm).

The food was above average, and the prices are low, but the atmosphere is woefully out of date and dilapidated.

I appreciate the longevity and family-run aspects, but come on guys it's time for a remodel (at least some fresh paint and better lighting). A few booths would be a huge upgrade from the wobbly tables, and I'm also not a huge fan of paper plates...

This would be a better choice for a quick lunch on the cheap, or take out.

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1514 N 7th Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85007
(602) 254-1646

SideBar  

Category: Lounges

4 star rating
 6/13/2009  
My first impression: GREAT atmosphere! The style is dark, hip, and ultra-modern. It wasn't very busy for a Friday night -- I assume Saturdays are a different story... They were playing a video of pandas in the snow on a huge projector screen which added to the "cool" vibe.

The drinks were well poured, good service, interesting crowd, and lots of different seating options... lounge, bar, tables... all very chill.

My new favorite drink is a cherry vodka with diet coke and a cherry...

Also ran into an old friend here last night - how cool is that?

Well worth a visit!

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3820 E Main St
Mesa, AZ 85205
(480) 213-0395

Just-In Time Moving and Delivery  

Category: Movers

5 star rating
 6/12/2009   First to Review
This is a family-run, friendly business that will move you just a few miles, or across the country. I have several friends who have used Justin and his crew to their amazement.

They are 100% honest and reliable guys -- and at a VERY low price to boot... (less than renting a uhaul and providing pizza and beer for several buddies)

I am using them for my move on July 1st.

Call Justin for a quote (you WILL thank me) and mention Yelp for 10% off...

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7295 E Stetson Dr
Scottsdale, AZ 85251

Yelp Rocks! Event @ Martini Ranch  

Category: Local Flavor

5 star rating
 6/12/2009  
One of the best Yelp events yet: great bands, great cause, and a great crowd.

The free photo booth out back was particularly neat. I also appreciated the free drink tickets and the spread looked delicious - alas, I ate on the way over thinking "Martini Ranch doesn't serve food" Duhhhh... it's a Yelp event....

My girl abandoned me around 10pm and went to see a DJ at MYST with her girlfriend (apparently it's a big deal when Paul Van Dyke is in town). At this point me and a few buddies got serious about our over consumption.

Anyway, I went to bed with my clothes on and woke up with them off... did someone slip me a roofie??? I have been more paranoid about this after watching the movie Hangover -- hmmmm, I also have a hangover today... and it is not nearly as hilarious as the movie.

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7320 E Scottsdale Mall
Scottsdale, AZ 85251
(480) 945-2882

Brackin's Bar  

Categories: Pubs, Lounges

5 star rating
 Update - 6/4/2009 5 photos  
Awesome UYE (unofficial yelp event) here last night - Thanks again to everyone who showed up!!! I got to meet lots of cool yelpers while chilling on the patio at my favorite pub. Plus, the shots and drinks were flowing thanks to Doug!

I hear some Yelpers were there until last call! Awesome!

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  • 5 star rating
    1/12/2009

    Best little bar / pub in old-town, and I'm not kidding, it is tiny. It's the perfect place to start or end the evening. Comfortable, dark, relaxed, lounge-style atmosphere - Excellent! This is an awesome place to just hang out and chat with some friends (or make new ones).

    The new owners (Doug and Joy) are friendly and the crowd is always different / interesting. Note: it gets VERY busy here on the weekends after 9pm!

    The two outdoor patios (one upstairs, one downstairs) each have awesome gas fireplaces.

    Well drinks are only $3.50! (Yes, in Scottsdale!)

    Formerly known as J Chew and Company.

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  • 5 star rating
    11/21/2008 First to Review

    This new place has taken over the hallowed ground of what was my favorite bar in Scottsdale, J Chew. Unfortunately the previous owners decided to sell (heck, they were only 80-years old!)

    The new owners have done a great job updating my "home". Doug and his wife are warm and welcoming. The place is already busy (on the weekends) just a week after opening. They even lowered the prices...

    If you want a classy, comfy, cozy (tiny), low key place to have a cocktail in old town this is definitely it - highly recommended!

    *Hard to find the first time being 1/2 underground (its located just east of Brown on Main St. -- West of the Mondrian and AZ88).

    UPDATE - "Brackins" is the proper spelling....

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201 S 4th St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 462-3800

Sliders American Grill  

Category: Sports Bars

3 star rating
 5/30/2009  
Great place to go drink and celebrate after winning a game -- this is just what we did earlier in the week when the D-backs beat the Braves (5-2).

Crowd was pretty interesting, lots of beer tub girls in skimpy outfits... took the bouncer 10min to get my girlfriend's ID out of her wallet for a closer inspection (it was stuck pretty good) he could have let her just go in... she is young, but not 20!

Can't imagine ever going here for anything other than post game drinks... and it's just fine for that.

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100 Easy St.
Cave Creek, AZ 85331
(480) 488-6203

AZ Wine Company  

Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits

4 star rating
 5/25/2009  
Great local shop and a great selection... from $7 bottles of wine to $500 bottles of cognac. They also stock Crystal Skull Vodka (promoted by Dan Aykroyd in one of their other locations in Scottsdale recently).

One of the owners, Ted, was there this Sunday and was extremely helpful. We know nothing about wine, and he took the extra time to make us comfortable and explain which types might work best for our palates. His knowledge is extensive.

We purchased a bottle and are excited to give it a try tonight.

I also picked up a couple "pocket shots"... this is really cool technology and I have not seen it anywhere else in the valley yet.

http://www.pocketshot.net/

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    Nice review of Myst, thanks.

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    Bacon sounds extra Meh, with a side of Meh sauce.   Good review....

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