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"Shut up before I make you my bitch."

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San Francisco, CA

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June 2006

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San Francisco, CA

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When I'm Not Yelping...

I am shopping, baby. Shopping!!!

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Skills, baby. I got mad skills.

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The Last Great Book I Read

Julie and Julia by Julia Powell

My First Concert

The Police at the Greek

My Favorite Movie

In the Mood for Love

My Last Meal On Earth

Pupusas con arroz y frijoles

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I was born here...in San Francisco wut

Current Crush

My Baby Daddy Morris Chestnut

Recent Reviews

459 Reviews

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2414 Chestnut Street
San Francisco, CA 94101
(415) 567-3364

FLIP Salon  

Category: Hair Salons
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

5 star rating
 5/19/2009  
Chelsea hooked me up with a cute pixie cut and  haven't looked back! Friendly, clean and easy to get to, the salon is just off chestnut and divis. Smarty pants park up on divis and walk down ;-)

Props to Chelsea and her no nonsense style and great sense of humor! I love my hair!!

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582 San Bruno Ave W
San Bruno, CA 94066
(650) 544-4408

Tastebuds  

Categories: Filipino, Caterers

5 star rating
 5/19/2009  
I used Tastebuds for catering my daughter's baptism, and I was not disappointed at all. Willie was a great connection, and he was very helpful in setting up our event as well as ensuring that it went well.

We had 50 people, and they were all amazed at the quality of the food (even those that were not filipino enjoyed it thoroughly). I was really happy to see that the food and set up were executed WELL. I know sometimes you can get shady service from some restaurants, but I wasn't afraid in the least.

I will definitely use them again for any of my catering needs, and highly recommend them. Oh and the fish escabeche? NOMtastic.

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3401 California Street
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 728-9080

Beautifull  

Category: Health Markets
Neighborhood: Laurel Heights

4 star rating
 5/19/2009  
Normally, when you go to places like this, you grab a to-go thing, then you get home, heat the bastard up and then you can bitch about how rubbery the chicken was and the risotto was ri-glue-o. Then  you come here and find the food fresh, well done and tasty. I was impressed, but dang that mess was expensive. Pro-tip: avoid the line to get stuff by the lb and head toward the back for the to-go packs. Beware serving size is often 2!

But yah, It was so good I ate the whole thing. Take that.

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100 Stockton Street
San Francisco, CA 94108
(415) 421-3188

Union Square Flowers  

Category: Florists
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

5 star rating
 4/29/2009  
Let's be honest: I used to work here as a high school student. That being said, when it got time to get hitched, I used Patricia and her staff for my wedding flowers. Ab-so-lute-ly FLAWLESS.  Patricia is very much professional (and again, I'm not just saying this because I used to work here...just ask any of her former clients, and they'll say the same thing). She's someone who cares about the client and the quality of the flowers as well. The flowers are always top notch, and not raggedy quality that you  might see at other stands.  You can ask her about any of the flowers, and she will break it down for you.

As far as working within my budget, she made it all happen on my shoestring budget. Love this stand, and love Patricia. Tell her Charlene sent you. It might not get you a fatty discount, but she'll take care of you nonetheless.

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1350 Burlingame Ave
Burlingame, CA 94010
(650) 343-2908

Mimi Maternity  

Category: Maternity Wear

1 star rating
 1/4/2009  
I had high hopes when I took a friend here. Having just given birth a few months ago, I was also looking for myself for some nursing tank tops. So we went in and saw some very cute clothes, but we were after a Bella Band for her, and we wanted to stay focused. The salesperson was very nice, but right off the bat, we were in for the hard sell. The upsell. The pushiness that is just a total turn off. It's one thing to make recommendations, but to cram things down your throat like you have a quota to make is annoying as hell. I didn't need a sleeping bra, but thanks for putting it in the dressing room anyway.

See, what makes people want to buy things is when you genuinely want to help them find what they need. Not when you show them option after option hoping that eventually you will wear them down into spineless blobs and have them buy something just to get you the hell away from them. I walked out of the store after my baby, who must have been reading my mind, needed to get fed. Thanks, baby!

I called my friend who was trying on some overpriced jeans and told her to meet me at Babystyle, where the clothes are far more reasonable, and oh yah, the STAFF THAT WORK THERE ARE REALLY NICE AND DON'T TRY TO COERCE YOU INTO BUYING THINGS YOU DON'T NEED! Ahem.

Oh and btw, no return policy. Exchange only. This is. The Wackness.

PS: Sale shirts for $52.00? are you HIGH?

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55 Music Concourse Drive
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 379-8000

California Academy of Sciences  

Categories: Museums, Aquariums

4 star rating
 1/1/2009  
Okay, let me start off by saying, like most locals, I used to go here all the time as a kid. I loved it. Seriously. I got a membership this summer to prove my love and to be able to enter unfettered to see the albino alligator. But let me just say that holy crap sweet baby jesus is that place crowded as a MUG! Seriously, it's so beautiful yet so crowded that it's hard to appreciate the exhibits and the hard work the biologists put into the place (as an academic, I'm always thinking of the hard work that happens behind the scenes, what a schmuck I am).

I guess it's my fault: we went on the weekend after xmas. Yep. Everyone and their mother had that week off, and even though I had my brand spanking new membership card, we waited nearly 1.5 hours to get in through the member line (on the right of the entry) At 10:30, if you did not have your ticket in hand, those of you who were smart enough to buy them online, you were assed OUT. Wow. BTW, non-member entry is on the left side of the entry. The planetarium? Sold out. The wait to get into the Rainforest? at least 45 minutes. No thanks. I'll hit those up the next time I get in. And the parking was FULL at 10AM. Holy geebus.

I am not going to lie, this place clearly deserves a 5, but the 4 is because it's way too crowded for most people to really appreciate the exhibits. It's a curse, I guess, of being so popular. But I'll be back, for sure.

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2884 24th St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 647-1500

La Palma Mexicatessen  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Mission

5 star rating
 12/31/2008  
I walked past this place for four years when I was in high school. And it's not until i'm twice that age that I come here for some eating. Yes, I know I'm old. Shut up.

So anyways, when you come in, grab a number and wait your turn. Make sure you know your numbers in spanish too. Speaking spanish here has its benefits, and I'm happy to say that I'm so glad I stuck around to learn it.

Once your number is called, you rattle off your order: tamales (mexican/nicaraguan?), burrito, pupusas, and the like. If you're OG order your masa here for some home made tamales. The service isn't super fast, but by god, the wait is worth it. Make sure you grab some chips on the way out the door too.

This place is the bomb. I regret not coming in any earlier, but I'm so happy that I have found a little piece of heaven on 24th Street.

PS: sometimes I'm the only non-latino person in there who just happens to speak spanish. only in SF.

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1213 Burlingame Ave
Burlingame, CA 94010
(650) 343-3228

Mingalaba  

Categories: Burmese, Chinese

4 star rating
 9/1/2008  
I came here with Husbandido because I was just too damn lazy to try and fight Clement Street traffic for my other Burmese love (you figure it out). I wasn't disappointed, but will withhold a star just because I'd love to try more dishes in the future.

At first I was a little dismayed at the Burmese/Chinese blend. I usually fear hybrid places because they tend to do either one or the other well, and the other suffers because of it. I also harbor a fear of hybrid places because they're so random (chinese food/donuts? you've seen these places, right?). At any rate, I steered away from the old familiars and wanted to focus on Burmese dishes, and I'll recommend that for you as well.

I liked my palatha; the sauces weren't overpowering, but they weren't distinctly flavorful either. I wanted more out of it, having supped on Straits' version of the roti prata. I enjoyed the tea leaf salad; I would have liked more salad, I guess, than the fixins. I'll try to ask for more of the lettuce (or was it cabbage) for the next time around. It was a bounty of stuff to go with the tea leaf, and it was GOOD, but salad means greens to me, so I was expecting a little more.

The service was GREAT, they were very attentive and very patient with a table of women who were totally indecisive and had the hardest time ordering (is this with a brown sauce or a white sauce? who fuckin' cares, order it already!). They cleared things quickly and with a smile. I didn't get the feeling that they were trying to push us out of there even though it was 9, and they close at 9:30PM. Parking around the area is pretty easy if you're savvy, and at the late hour we were there (8:30PM), there was plenty to be had.

I'll definitely be back to try more of the Burmese dishes. Nice job, Mingalaba!

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110 Old County Rd
Brisbane, CA 94005
(415) 656-1100

La Tre Vietnamese Cuisine & Catering  

Categories: Vietnamese, Caterers

5 star rating
 8/25/2008  
I'm that person who hates going to a restaurant with sticky floors and tables but the food is good. Even if it's good, if the spot is grimy I'm not the one. I happened to visit this restaurant for the first time after casting many a side eye at this strip mall which happens to be a home for second rate sushi and sad thai food,. Husbandido comes here regularly and took me with him to experience what he does sometimes 5 times a week.

Okay. It's good. Really. I was impressed with the service, the quality of the food, and not to mention that it's only a hop skip and a jump from the crib. This always helps me when I'm ready to die because there's nothing at home. I had the sauteed chicken and veggies, and boy was I thrilled to see tofu. Love love LOVE tofu. Husbandido had pho and holy crap that was a big ass bowl. Ooh, and the place is clean! Yippee!

I'll be back to try other things. If you're there at lunch apparently it's mad crowded, but we went after the rush and didn't feel cramped in the least. The food comes out quickly and the staff is attentive without being creepy. Be back! Wish it was open for dinner, but hey, that's life. And it is Brisbane, after all.

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742 14th St
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 861-0595

My Trick Pony  

Categories: Men's Clothing, Women's Clothing
Neighborhood: Castro

5 star rating
 Update - 8/19/2008  
I went back to MTP today to get some work done for some of my peoples as thank yous, and I had the extreme pleasure of meeting Matteo who I would very much like to sop up with a biscuit and eat up like a fat kid loves cake.

I really appreciated how easy going he is, his great stories about moving to SF from Seattle, and in general his wise advice on design and what looks best.

Now I need to go back again and again, not only for my own designs (I need to stop being so nice and getting stuff for other people and get my own stuff done), but because I heart Matteo. That boy is GOOD.

BTW, Mica has moved onto bigger and better things, which is fine and dandy, but I do have the SF Magazine with him wearing a towel, and that's all the candy a sweettooth needs. Matteo, let me know when you're ready for your close up, doll! Kisses!

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  • 5 star rating
    2/15/2008

    Let's make one thing perfectly clear: I hate procrastinating, but I do it like a mothereffer, just like the rest of you desk jockeys. What can be put off, should be, I say. Soooo tomorrow is like my bro's fiancee's bridal shower. Oh yah, I should probably go somewhere. The requisite nighties and ooh la la naughty stuff, right? Come on, suckafoos, you know how I roll. I have to step up my game and get something proper for my bro's girl. So I let this marinate for like four weeks, and because it's tomorrow, I decide to rely on yelp to direct me to the best fuckin' possible t-shirt design shop because I need to make sure my bro's girl is properly tagged.

    I make a call to MTP, and the kind voice of Mica calmly walks me through my questions. I agree to  head over shortly and voila, when I get there (parking wasn't as bad as I thought, well, for 3PM on a Friday), and he's the same nice guy on the phone. You know how you work with designers who are total pricks about "what is...the feeeeeeel you'd like to come across with this." or "what mooooood..." Shut up hoes and work with me (sorry, it's Friday and I feel punchy). Anyways, Mica types up what I want (Mrs. So and So) and voila. Pick the shirt, pick the underwear, pick the color, and we good to go. Seriously. Just like that. Mica, the whole time is kind, patient, and engaging enough that I just find it impossible not to sing the sweet sweet praises of MTP and Mica, Lead Clown. He was kind enough to explain the process, the techniques, his training, the difference between silk screening, and the origin of the name of the shop. Other designers would have rolled their eyes and go emo on me, weeping in the corner over my incessant questions. BTW, did I mention that Mica was the only staff worker at the store? He designed, printed, and did the sales? Flossy.

    Granted, I can't promise you that you'll be in and out in less than 20 minutes like I was, but at the very least you'll know that MTP does good work, they're sweethearts, the quality of the shirt AND draws were top notch (gold letters on underwear? I need my own one day) and I'll SO be back. Thanks MTP. You guys RULE! Thanks Mica. I really appreciate your help. You're awesome.

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