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"The Disheveled One"

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Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

June 2005

Find Me In

The Mission, Palo Alto, the Inner Sunset and jeans

My Hometown

Bedford, NH

My Blog Or Website

http://factoryjoe.com/...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm revolutionizing how open source gets done.

My Second Favorite Website

http://twitter.com

The Last Great Book I Read

The Rum Diary

My Favorite Movie

Donnie Darko

My Last Meal On Earth

Bushmills Scotch Whiskey

Current Crush

I dare not say

Recent Reviews

8 Reviews

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5-5161 Kuhio Highway #105
Hanalei, HI 96714
(808) 826-1851

Neide's Salsa and Samba  

Category: Brazilian

3 star rating
 12/28/2008  
We arrived around 2:45pm and it was already happy hour, so we ordered up two satisfying, but not brilliant, Mai Tais. We then ordered the panqueca and muqueca, two Brazilian options that met our pescetarian preferences.

The panqueca was essentially a crepe with vegetables (pumpkin, carrots, onions, sweet potato) and a good amount of greasy cheddar on top, with a side of rice. It was actually pretty good, but not excellent. The muqueca was a coconut-curry catch of the day with shrimp, rice and salad. Definitely tasty, but the salad was uninspiring as an accompaniment.

The greatest disappointment came with the bill, which rang in at a whopping $60 (with tip), probably 2/3 what the meal was worth. In any case, the waitress (who was subbing) was friendly, and the outdoor seating was pleasant, but on the whole, don't get your hopes up.

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842 Valencia St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 282-8283

Range  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 9/7/2008  
I really enjoyed dinner here. Though I wasn't able to book a 2-person reservation with them on OpenTable, when we ended up stopping in around 8:30pm, we were seated immediately in one of the perfectly-comfortable side tables by the bar.

The ambiance of Range is really quite nice -- they've done a great job with the colors and lighting and creating a warm and inviting space.

Our salad was somewhat small, but very tasty, fresh and satisfying. We tried one of the cold soups and it was mild, but not un-interesting. The grape leaf-wrapped risotta main was interesting, though the green salsa sauce was a little out of place. We finished with the apple-pear tarte, which was a great finish to an otherwise very enjoyable meal.

Tip: don't bother with half-bottles of wine. You're better off getting 4 individuals glass of wine at around $8 each (total: $32) than their cheapest half bottle (around $45).

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325 Mason Street
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 771-8323

Showcase Flowers  

Categories: Nurseries & Gardening, Florists
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Union Square

2 star rating
 9/7/2008  
I found their actual flower shop to be lacking in variety, in quality and in interesting arrangements. Based on previous reviews, I was expecting something nothing less than a miracle, and what I got was something less than mediocre.

If you're looking for a couple flowers here and there, I'm sure you could find something here -- just don't go looking for any arrangements that are going to impress.

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400 SW Broadway
Portland, OR 97205
(503) 225-1717

Hotel Lucia  

Category: Hotels
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown

5 star rating
 7/30/2008  
Very much enjoyed staying at Lucia -- great central location, very helpful and friendly staff and a pristine room! Being situated next to the Bo restaurant was also a plus for grabbing a quick cocktail in the evening.

It's not the Ace Hotel, but still ranks up there among the best hotels I've stayed in. And there's a Stumptown coffee shop and Mother's Bistro four or five *short* blocks away!

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425 2nd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 501-9155

Citizen Space  

Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: SOMA

5 star rating
 8/13/2007  
I'm also a "founding citizen" of Citizen Space and I'm very proud of what we've got going. We have great people here, a great work environment in a great location.

When we set up CItizen Space, we were looking for a productive alternative to cafes -- but that didn't lose the feel and camaraderie of San Francisco coffee shops. There's always more we can do to improve things, but I think we're well on our way!

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1111 1st Ave
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 381-1911

Online Coffee Company  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Downtown

4 star rating
 7/2/2006  
Pretty decent place to stop in, get a coffee (their iced vanilla latte was pretty nice) and do some work. Lots of monitors spread out, but with ample deskspace for mobile warriors.

Worth a visit if you need a place to work for a couple hours with generous surface area.

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543 Divisadero Street
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 346-6641

Club Waziema  

Categories: Ethiopian, Lounges, Music Venues
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA

4 star rating
 7/4/2005  
I certainly enjoyed eating with my fingers and the food was about as good as any Ethiopian I've had in DC. There's a bar-like atmosphere downstairs and an open pool table room out back, which makes for a pretty casual atmosphere. I hear they've got decent bands every so often as well.  Overall, I'd recommend it for an easy dinner out.

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1155 Folsom Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 703-0557

Triptych  

Categories: American (New), Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 6/26/2005  
Me and my roommate frequent Triptych on the weekends for brunch. They make a mean frittata blanc, the omellets all rather enjoyable and the scallops are amazingly tasty.   In general, the food is quite good, if somewhat oily, but the overall ambience and experience of the place more than makes up for it. It feels posh and something of a treat, without being overly pricey. And considering that it's literally around the corner from me, I'll be back!

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  • jessica t.
    You're Cool

    Yeah Club Waziema - is always a solid spot.

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