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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

For Halloween.  Other than 6th & Market at 3:30 am...?
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10/25/2007 Dave "Ram-a-Gamma" M. says:

I was going to say pacific heights... but then you restricted it to halloween.

no clue then.
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10/25/2007 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

SOMA?  Lower Haight?
Hunters point.
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

hmmm, good one - I didn't mean its restricted to Halloween.  Where's some scary places?  period?

Those WWII bunkers up above Baker Beach are a bit creepy at twilight.  I just know some weird shyt went down there at one tiem or another.  GG park at night can be ....interesting.  Loony noises...random shrieks coming from all over.
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10/25/2007 Kevin "Is Filled with Angst, Contempt, Booze, and Trivia" H. says:

Stonestown Galleria on a Saturday scares me to DEATH!
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10/25/2007 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

Tenderloin?
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10/25/2007 Hannala "Sparkle Pants" T. says:

How about the pet cemetary in the Presidio?  Especially when it's super foggy!
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10/25/2007 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

Jack's house?
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10/25/2007 Ari C. says:

Anywhere in colma.
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

lance g. says:

Tenderloin?
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Jack's house?
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We try not to post the same thing twice here, but whatever...
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10/25/2007 Patrick M. says:

Hannala Sparkle Pants M. says:

How about the pet cemetary in the Presidio?  Especially when it's super foggy!
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Pet cemetery? wth.... GREAT, now I've images of that little kid Gage and his hell cat Church on the brain.... *hides*
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

Yeah don't f*ck with animal ghosts.  Especially those animals you terroized and neglected when you were a kid....
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10/25/2007 Hannala "Sparkle Pants" T. says:

Yep, PET CEMETARY!!!  BWah-ha-ha-ha-HA!
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10/25/2007 Keane L. says:

The old Presidio hospital is pretty creepy. It was closed even when Letterman was open and I lived on base as a kid...
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10/25/2007 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

The Armory @ mission.
Scarry past,and head quarters of kink.com
Scarry.
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10/25/2007 Sven S. says:

Jones @ Ellis
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10/25/2007 Kerry P. says:

11 minutes ago Keane L. says:

The old Presidio hospital is pretty creepy.
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You beat me to it!  I completely agree.
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

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Jones @ Ellis
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Yeah Andrew every time I go by there, I think - "damn is that where Jonesin' came from?"  seems about right - half the people there are Jonesin.  I looked it up - and actually its close:

from urbandictionary.com

"Jonesin :
A word used to describe an intense craving for a drug. Comes from Great Jones Street in New York City, between Broadway and Lafayette Street, a former junkie hangout."
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10/25/2007 Steven N. says:

Tht Columbarium.
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10/25/2007 Julie "blush and giggle" F. says:

probably the Power Exchange
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10/25/2007 Steven N. says:

"The Columbarium"
I've got an ice cream cone in one hand and I'm typing with the other.
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10/25/2007 Jing "x2" F. says:

Anywhere in SF during the witching hour between 3 am-4am
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

Very cool, Steven - I've got to check that out closer.  Like the Death Specialists...
http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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10/25/2007 Steven N. says:

Julie F. wins.
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10/25/2007 Steven N. says:

Here's a site for the Columbarium.

http://www.sanfrancisc...
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10/25/2007 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

Marina?
I'm afraid of cougers.
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10/25/2007 Brent "Boiled Meat" H. says:

I'd say Poe's bedroom... yeesh
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

Anyone here ever hear of SF's Satanic Black House?  http://en.wikipedia.or...
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http://www.sfgate.com/...

The center of a major (some say biggest) Satanic Church.   I remember seeing a documentary of it when I was kid.   The entire exterior and interior was painted 100% black.  Somehow that right there was enough to scared the crap out of us then - very exorcist-like.  They did things like animal sacrifices...

"The Black House was a Victorian mansion that formerly stood at 6114 California St. in San Francisco, California, in the United States. Though some people refer to the building as a mansion, photographs of the building taken just before its destruction show that it was a moderately sized single family home, considerably smaller than the two small apartment buildings on either side of the property.

The house was used by Anton LaVey as the headquarters of his Church of Satan from 1966 until his death in 1997. LaVey conducted Satanic seminars and rituals at the house; one of the most notorious such rituals was the Satanic baptism of his daughter Zeena Schreck in 1967, punctuated by LaVey speaking the words "Hail Satan!" over the nude body of a female acting as the 'Satanic Altar'.

Public ceremonies were performed at the house until 1972. LaVey lost ownership of the house in 1991 as the result of a court settlement resulting from his separation from Diane Hegarty, but LaVey was allowed to reside at the Black House until his death.

Following LaVey's death, members of the Church of Satan unsuccessfully attempted to raise funds to repurchase the house, and it was demolished on October 17, 2001. As for May 2006, there is a new development being built on the lot where the Black House once stood."

However, the contrived over the top aspect of this may actually take away just  a bit from its scariness...jury is out.
In any event, I guess they tore the house down now.
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10/25/2007 R L. says:

The end up.
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10/25/2007 Melanie "I'm too pretty for math." G. says:

the answer to his question depends on whether you do drugs or not . . .
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

Church established in SF in 1966:  http://en.wikipedia.or...
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10/25/2007 May "Lover of the Illustrious Binkster" T. says:

chinatown.
specifically stockton street between broadway and clay on a saturday or sunday, late morniing/early afternoon.
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10/25/2007 Jing "x2" F. says:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
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Sounds familiar???
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10/25/2007 Gil "chickencat" S. says:

Scary as in fear of death?  The intersection of 19th and Sloat?  Octavia and Market?

As in gothic?  Sooo many.  Baker beach or Land's End on a stormy winter night.  Hunter's Point when nobody's there.  The slopes of Mount Tam in the redwoods, on a moonless misty night (bring the flashlight).  The old train tunnel by the Sutro Baths.  

Dangerous and scary?  Climbing the cliffs by Land's End on a rainy night with the fog horns.
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10/25/2007 Marian "Momsie "Quality not Quantity"" G. says:

The City Morgue

UCSF 13th Floor
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10/25/2007 Jing "x2" F. says:

375 Laguna Honda Boulevard
San Francisco, California  94116
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10/25/2007 hen "certified 100% usda organic lil' chicken" a. says:

st. george alley in san francisco....do not drive into the alley...and don't dare every walking through the alley......near keary between pine and bush....
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10/25/2007 Kevin S. says:

No question.  Cheesecake Factory during a Saturday dinner rush in the summer.
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10/25/2007 Big J. says:

My pants.
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10/25/2007 Jack H. says:

Chicken a., that one seems  a bit odd -- what's up in that alley?
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10/25/2007 hen "certified 100% usda organic lil' chicken" a. says:

jack h...it's drug infested...crazy people...needles all over the place....a street toilet...
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10/25/2007 Jay V. says:

Hunter's Point, the lake in Golden Gate Park that's supposed to be haunted, and that lookout area near Land's End at night that's adjacent to Seal Rock.
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10/25/2007 Julie "chuk foo" A. says:

1554 Howard St. in SOMA.

I used to live there.
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10/25/2007 gwynnie p. says:

Jack it's your mom and you know it
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10/25/2007 Chris Pennington .. says:

Ikea on a weekend.
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10/25/2007 gwynnie p. says:

good one pennington
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10/25/2007 Joyita "Not home. please leave a message after the beep." A. says:

I'd have to agree with Jones at Ellis.

After the Tenderloin Pub Crawl at 2 am, I found myself waiting for a cab there with Stanties at my side in front of the bar we were all just at, just in case we could run in if we have to. NO WAY would I stand there by myself.
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10/25/2007 Cornelius "Apuleius" S. says:

East of 3rd street around Oakdale or Middle Point. That would be an *interesting* place to trick or treat.
I sometimes rehearse near there (on the other side of third). It's pretty depressing that good people live in that atmosphere of chronic gang violence, dilapidated housing and high tension police surveillance.  Jones and Ellis is like Disneyland in comparison.
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10/25/2007 Cornelius "Apuleius" S. says:

I remember Lavay's black house on California street.
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10/25/2007 Beau "Welcome to The Fail" G. says:

Stud or Powerhouse
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10/26/2007 CK "nested homunculus" S. says:

The house on Russian Hill where Michael Aquino formed the Temple of Set.
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10/26/2007 Gil "chickencat" S. says:

Jones and Ellis is one of the happiest places in San Francisco.  Just look at this picture of local residents kicking back, http://maps.google.com....  

Dive bars on two corners, liquor markets on the other two, one that's incredibly inexpensive, pizza and pho nearby.
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10/26/2007 Kristina "Sa-Da-Tay" A. says:

The Transbay tube is pretty scary. Especially when the train comes to a dead stop and the lights go out for a moment.
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10/26/2007 bloopie "your mom gets 5 stars" s. says:

near all the warehouses in potrero hill. in the dark.
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10/26/2007 Gil "chickencat" S. says:

My street view link didn't work, but click on street view and scope out that corner, zoom in on the people crossing the road and in the sidewalk.  There's a lively street scene.  ...cut and paste the following into your browser -- maps.google.com/maps?q...
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10/26/2007 Gil "chickencat" S. says:

Okay, Yelp address parser, THIS MEANS WAR!

1. Type H Tee Tee Pee colon slash slash maps dot google dot com slash into your browser, like this http://maps.google.com/
2. Cut and past this, and put it at the end of the address in the address bar - maps?q=jones+and+ellis+san+fra ncisco+california& ie =UTF8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&om=0&layer=c& cbll=37.7849, -122.41278& cbp =1,319.65430049018795,0.5,2,9. 057647926847235& ll=37.789048,-122.4112 34& spn=0.00976 7,0.021479& z=1 6
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10/26/2007 Gil "chickencat" S. says:

Oh, screw it mister Yelp address parser, you win.  

Just go to Jones and Ellis, you can see all the street action for yourself.  Trust me.
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10/26/2007 Cheryl D. says:

I remeber the black house...  - didnt he house a lion for awhile
it was right by that hill that could make your car jump...

I agree 3rd and Oakdale
and Stow Lake
Ping projects
Argonaut Street
SFSU dorms post-earthquake before they got knocked down
Laguna Hondas original main building belongs in a horror movie - it has that insane asylum look
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10/26/2007 monique "I'm so sleepy" H. says:

Baker Beach, in the summer...when it's dark.
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10/26/2007 Michael "I have no nickname" M. says:

McLaren Park after dark.  There are NO streetlights, and there are plenty of punks from the projects hanging around.  Plus when you get in there, you better know how to get out!
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10/26/2007 Cheryl D. says:

yeah dont go to - LHH for halloween - VOLUNTEER!!! =)
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10/26/2007 Deepak J. says:

Sunnydale!
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10/26/2007 Alex "the endless bummer" K. says:

sutro baths at night can be pretty eerie
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10/26/2007 Jack H. says:

Laguna Honda is one of the creepiest places.  I went with a friend to visit her relative there because she was TOO SCARED TO GO THERE ALONE.
I thought she was exaggeratting - before I went.  I was shocked by the place.
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10/26/2007 msbeesknees x. says:

i got yer scariest place in SF right here!!  *points to crotch*
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11/02/2007 Bevy "If you were a movie, what movie would you be?" M. says:

Alcatraz has some pretty scary vibes.  Especially the main cell block and the hospital.  

I also get the whim whams over on the panhandle after dark, and up at Yerba Buena Park after dark.  I always have a sense that some serious bad sh!t happened there in the past.
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11/03/2007 BILL "Robosexual" M. says:

I'm not sure if anyone posted it but the Mission Armory is creepy.
It has serious massacre potential. A buddy of mine was the caretaker before the recent buyout and gave us a tour.
The Mission River runs through it about two levels down...friggin' swamp thing could live down there and you wouldn't know it ;)
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11/04/2007 Bevy "If you were a movie, what movie would you be?" M. says:

I've always wanted to go inside the Armory.  Just the brick work on the outside alone has always given me the creeps, like some scary place they locked people inside and never set loose.
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11/04/2007 J-M "ahead by a century" R. says:

I say anywhere between Great Highway and the Embarcadero
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11/04/2007 Jessica "Bullshit detector" L. says:

abandoned mental hospital - 15th Ave At Lake.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

Jessica "Bullshit detector" L. says:  abandoned mental hospital - 15th Ave At Lake.
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Do you know what the name of that place was?  I thought I'd never forget it...
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04/18/2008 Tammy "Dynamo Going to Waste" A. says:

It was just called "S.F. Public Hospital" and alas it was never a mental hospital.

a few months ago R showed me a site with hundreds of photos of the abandoned grounds. some of them were super creepy. damned if I can't remember the URL or find it by googling.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

Thanks Tammy!
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04/18/2008 wendella a. says:

Plutos.
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Wendella - this Plutos? http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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04/18/2008 wendella a. says:

Any Plutos. Scary.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

heh - okay - no fair - spill it -- why scary?  clones?
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04/18/2008 wendella a. says:

Hehe. Scary is as scary does.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

wendella a. says:
Hehe. Scary is as scary does.
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It was strangely scary when *someone* here thought the legs in your avatar were your actual legs.  He had seen them for months and still thougth that, before he realized they were a mannequin or whatever.  That kind of freaked me. Just a little/.
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04/18/2008 John "Da Bull" G. says:

They say the house on the bottom of Twin Peaks is haunted. I forgot the street but it's still there. It's the only house that's unoccupied and the yard is unkempt and the place is dilapidated.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

8 minutes ago John "Da Bull" G. says:

They say the house on the bottom of Twin Peaks is haunted. I forgot the street but it's still there. It's the only house that's unoccupied and the yard is unkempt and the place is dilapidated.
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Thanks - I will go looking for it right now - must find it before dawn creeps in...
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04/18/2008 John "Da Bull" G. says:

Be my guest. Make sure to bring a flashlight and a camera to take pictures of the ghost. And don't forget to post them ASAP.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

This has got to be on any Top 10 List.  The Church of Satan - the biggest known organized satanic religion in USA - was founded and had headquaters right here at a place that became known as San Franicisco's Black House.  Church of Satan was founded on 6/6/66 in SF.  The Black House stood at 6114 California until the later 90's...The house was recento be pretty scary in its time  http://en.wikipedia.or...

I remember for some damn reason my family had a documentary that included that house and I watched it when I was a kid -- didn't sleep much that night.

Looking at some of the rituals now, it looks almost cartoonish at times, but not when I saw it as a kid.  I just remember seeing that damned house in the film as a kid - and they showed how the inhabitants painted the entire exterior and the entire interior of the house black.  The spoke of animal sacrifices that took place in the house, etc - but for some reason as a kid, the thing that freaked me was -- why all insides of room black?  stuck in my head...  http://www.youtube.com...
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04/18/2008 John "Da Bull" G. says:

That is freaky, Jack.
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04/18/2008 wendella a. says:

Ok - the columbarium - scary depending on your outlook - http://www.noehill.com...
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10/25/2007 Julie "blush and giggle" F. says:

probably the Power Exchange

Depends on the night but yeah....spooky!
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04/18/2008 Daniel "sous-vided, foamed and bruleed" W. says:

Andrew S. says:
Jones @ Ellis
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Funny, that's 1/2 a block from my apartment. How about Jones and Ellis without OxyContin; that's pretty damn scary.
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04/18/2008 Anna D. says:

What's wrong with Pluto's?
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04/18/2008 Kevin S. says:

Cheesecake Factory, but that's really any day of the year.
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10/25/2007 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

The Armory @ mission.
Scarry past,and head quarters of kink.com
Scarry

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very scary. the Armory freaks me out. I am glad there is a business there now. still scary.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

Anna D. says:  What's wrong with Pluto's?
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Clones and Zombies, apparently.
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04/18/2008 Mitsi "Titillating!" H. says:

Pluto's on Irving is especially scary and smells funny.
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

Anyone remember The Black House (Church of Satan Hdqtrs) at 6114 California?  http://en.wikipedia.or...
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04/18/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

The black house is freaky.  I wonder if the neighbors had any weird happenings in their own homes.
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04/18/2008 Erin "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" W. says:

The Effin Crosswalk !
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

I be willing to be 99% chance they did Princess.  If nothing else, freaky things happening in the hood just due to this crew - almost commune-like - of satanists living there -- some of them over 20 yrs.
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04/18/2008 Kevin P. says:

I agree with Erin.

ANYWHERE trying to cross nineteenth avenue on foot!!
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04/18/2008 Jack H. says:

Next time don't take off the blindfold -- you won't regret it.
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04/18/2008 Jon H. says:

when it gets super foggy or super rainy,  go out to Washington & Cherry.  its where the cab driver got gunned down by the Zodiac.
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05/16/2008 Jack H. says:

Jon, thanks, okay  I'll put that on my to-do list.
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05/16/2008 Cooper's Uncle .. says:

Oakland
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05/16/2008 Sarah "The Bear" H. says:

It depends on what kind of scary and what time of day or night.  If I were alone, and it was real late at night, I think Nob Hill could be spooky, but that's not REAL scary.  REAL scary is Hunter's Point by yourself if you are white.
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