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Top 100 Reasons to Leave Yelp...

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05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

1. DYL gave you an STD
2. JT F gave you an STD
3. Peter M got you pregnant
4. Peter M got your unborn child pregnant
5. You got Peter M pregnant
6. Inside jokes and namedropping in threads
7. Suge

05/15/2008 Tony "Tonedog" P. says:

WTF?!? I just got here...... I dont want to leave.

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

8. Qype.co.uk has more intelligent threads since their site isn't made up of uneducated white trash...or Peter M.

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05/15/2008 phil h. says:

Can we just say #6 x 100?

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

9. The sight of Rommy in a dress makes you infertile.

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

9. You deleted all your friends and compliments and went crazy and have killed people that no one knows about.

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

7.1

hey guys, i'm leaving yelp. i don't want to make a big deal of it and i don't want to start a bunch of rumors, it's just that i really wanted attention and i'm not getting enough. so please, don't ask me about it. i'm just going to go. quietly. have fun everyone. i know you won't miss me. but if you do, email me in the next 5 minutes before i have yelp take down my account. somebody threatened to sue me for a review. well, of course they don't know who i am and there's no way they could actually sue me. i just don't want the drama. so i'm leaving. forever. that's right. you won't have me to kick around anymore. it's just that my new job won't let me yelp. so i have to go. and take down every review i ever wrote. of course i don't have a new job, but i'm sure if i did they'd want me to give it up. and i'm just sick of the drama. yelp has changed, it wasn't always so nasty. this isn't what i joined for. i just want to write and be appreciated. but i'm not. so i'm going. quietly going. yup, that's me, hitting the road, deleting my reviews, taking down my account, quietly. just with this one thread announcing it to the world. goodbye cruel world. no more drama. starting...... now!

(tm Sugey)

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05/15/2008 Jack H. says:

9. Lose Hot Trannie Camel Messes

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

10. People who can't spell "loose" right. ;p

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

11. lame threads like this and the guy who starts them

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

11) I'm never going to meet more people I like enough to add as friends.
12) Elite status is just the carrot they dangle in front of my face to keep me writing

CHAD

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05/15/2008 joe "SALTY VON BALLS" f. says:

12. weirdos starting threads from stockholm?

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

13. joe marrying the woman i got pregnant. BOOM!

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05/15/2008 Tanisha A. says:

13. Baobao

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05/15/2008 Linda "Benevolence not without limits" M. says:

13. Your boss found it, saw how often you post, and is about to give you the ax.

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

15? - We post too quickly to keep track of numbers.
16? - I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS.

05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

This post violated the Yelp Terms of Service and has been removed.

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

rommy BOOMing himself

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05/15/2008 Sarah "smells like sunshine and mint" W. says:

17 POWER EXCHANGE
18 Asian collectors
19 Emo Kids
20 buttsecks

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

17. Sean using that kind of language.

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

18? - it's more addictive than crack

CHAD

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05/15/2008 joe "SALTY VON BALLS" f. says:

rommy "you call him docta jones!" g. says:

13. joe marrying the woman i got pregnant. BOOM!
===
i have no problem raising a half camel terrorist.

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05/15/2008 Jack H. says:

21. Better Porn on other sites.

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

22? - I have a bad liver and can not go to D.Y.L. to make friends...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Jack H. says:

23. You've already f*cked all 487,000 Yelpers.

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

23. Seeing that a dude can pull off being blonde better than you ever could, which makes you bitter.

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

joe "SALTY VON BALLS" f. says:

rommy "you call him docta jones!" g. says:

13. joe marrying the woman i got pregnant. BOOM!
===
i have no problem raising a half camel terrorist.
***
as long as you teach him/her about bombs and virgins, then half your work is done for you.

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

reasons #26-100

rommy won't stop posting threads like this and he obviously won't leave, though the odds of another meltdown are pretty high

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05/15/2008 JT F. says:

chad signing off every post with...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

terrrrists.

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

every single JT thread.

485

05/15/2008 JT F. says:

tear or wrists

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

JT F's main profile picture.

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05/15/2008 Elise F. says:

at some point, your students WILL discover yelp, and no matter how much you've tried to water down your online persona, little glimmers of the assface you are in really life will shine through and you'll be put on unpaid leave.

or you get tenure. whichever comes first, baby!

05/15/2008 Jeff D. says:

27 Peoples horrid "nicknames"

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

tear your wrists

05/15/2008 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

24. Cooter left us.

*tears*

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05/15/2008 Jack H. says:

101. Inexplicably, you've both impregnated and been impregnated by 6 separate Yelpers.

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

45. JT's horrible asscrack picture that also makes your vagina weep.

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05/15/2008 Darin "..." I. says:

27. When you realize that rommy is IN FACT a real person and not the by-product of a bad fucking acid trip.

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

Princess Buttercup "DARE TO DREAM, ASSCLOWNS" C. says:

45. JT's horrible asscrack picture that also makes your vagina weep.
***
So...does this mean your vagina peed a little, it got wet, or it actually physically cried???

05/15/2008 Jonathan "the one in the corner rolling his eyes" A. says:

72. Anything to feel again.

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

30? - We've only come up with about 29 reasons before we start taking shots at each other.

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Jack H. says:

oops, delete my last post - #101. Already covered - - I didn't even read rommy's OP. shocking, I know

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

28. Fucking newbies

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

It cried, Rommy. Like you cry into your pillow every night, after you get done wanking it to his profile pic. It's so wrong, yet so right.

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

the baboon i was raising in order to harvest its liver has escaped.

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665

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

Make that
28. Fucking newbies

BELLA

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

31) It's too damned hot to Yelp today.

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Jack H. says:

32. Yelp gave you a mysterious rash.

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05/15/2008 Tanisha A. says:

74. Yelpers living in the past

05/15/2008 Jonathan "the one in the corner rolling his eyes" A. says:

What's wrong with fucking newbies? At least you can be relatively certain that they haven't been passed around by all the other yelpers yet.

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

56. People that miss clues and hints about things.

PRINCESS BUTTERCUP

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

34) I have 104 bookmarks and not enough initiative left to review any of them.

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05/15/2008 Keith M. says:

34) Bitter old Yelpers
72) Yelpers can't count

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

35. Smelly, hairy vaginas.

05/15/2008 Dave M. says:

81. Relationship advice from single bitter people in their 30's.

485

05/15/2008 JT F. says:

people getting upset over DYL

CHAD

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

rommy's smelly, hairy vagina.

CHOAD

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

856. People that put up pictures of themselves shoving food in their face as avatars.

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

902. rommy. still.

SUGE

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

105. I am Franz Heminbeck.

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05/15/2008 Jessica "Jessica" V. says:

100. http://sanfrancisco.ci...

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

JT "Gerbil" F. says:

people getting upset over DYL

CHAD
------------------------
Hahahaha....

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

because kevin mm was banned.

CHONIES

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

some chode named CHEWIE

CHOADIE

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

29. chewie in every form

CHOKEYOURSELF

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

3974) We could all be ending homelessness in the city with the amount of effort we put into our insults.

485

05/15/2008 JT F. says:

chad trying to save the world by posting on the internet.

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

69. somebody will take chad's side

CHAD

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

I want to have sex with...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

i've never been to

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

39) No one has anything left to say so we might as well re-title this and make more references to me to feed my ego...

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05/15/2008 Brian "I don't think you can give YOURSELF a nickname" B. says:

70. Hanging Chad

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

I voted in Florida and all I got was a hanging

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

69. i wish chad would kill rommy

CHAD

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

The father of my baby is...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

jinx brian!

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

40) Yes, yes that's it give me more attention!

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05/15/2008 Suge K. says:

don't worry, rommy will get mad about the lack of attention he's getting and start another thread in a futile attempt to gain more and everyone will leave you alone,

CHAD

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05/15/2008 JT F. says:

http://www.countryrepo...

CHAD

05/15/2008 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

71. Lancehole is still here.

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05/15/2008 Skunky "la chupeta" G. says:

97. Not enough attention

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

One name I never want to hear or see again is

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

41) No! I wasn't done soaking it in!

Elite '08

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

Wlil yelp for food

CHAD

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

http://applesandalliga...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

42) I am half the reasons to stop yelping!

I truly am proud.

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

http://www.chadwicks.com/

CHADwicks

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

http://www.stollicloth...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

43.) I am not as cute as Chad Allen

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

#1 image in Google search results for the word Chad: http://disney-clipart....

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

534. Jesus is waiting.

http://img164.imagesha...

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

44) Rommy's image was the best so far

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

what's this rash?

CHAFE

http://www.merriam-web...

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05/15/2008 Princess Buttercup "TITTAYS" C. says:

44. No, you're not

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

45) Jesus is on Yelp

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

I want to make Jazz hands whenever I see the name

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

46) Ok now I think I'm tired of my name

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

never!

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

I went to San Leandro and all I got was a tshirt of

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

47) I stopped ending my talk posts with my name ten posts ago, but it just keeps going

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05/15/2008 JT F. says:

people still numbering posts when we stopped numbering like 24 posts ago

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

48) I really am pseudo-secretly enjoying all this attention

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05/15/2008 Brian "I don't think you can give YOURSELF a nickname" B. says:

46. They hate us for our freedom

CHODE

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

You never hear about the country in Africa called...

SWAZILAND

05/15/2008 David "Will never be Elite" P. says:

I end my talk posts and reviews with

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

People Not being able to admit they can't count past the first twenty posts

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

109486594387545) who is....

CHAD?

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05/15/2008 Brian "I don't think you can give YOURSELF a nickname" B. says:

27. Numbered posts

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

it's right next to

SUDAN

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

Some guy who has too much time on his hands and wandered in here much to his dismay

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

i really want to visit

MOZAMBIQUE

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

It's not a fad, it's just

CHAD

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

You know who I think is rad?

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

here are some more words that rhyme... bad, rad, sad, mad, glad, tad, lad, dad, pad....

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05/15/2008 JT F. says:

You know who I think is bad?

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

Michael Jackson asked, "Who's Bad?"

CHAD

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

My dad is...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:

I think I have to change my maxi pad

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Chad "Will yelp for food" L. says:

ok it's new post time...

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

there once was a wee lad named...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 Brian "I don't think you can give YOURSELF a nickname" B. says:

Bob Dylan wrote this song about Mozambique. No such song was written about CHAD

Mozambique, by Bob Dylan

I like to spend some time in Mozambique
The sunny sky is aqua blue
And all the couples dancing cheek to cheek.
It's very nice to stay a week or two.

There's lots of pretty girls in Mozambique
And plenty time for good romance
And everybody likes to stop and speak
To give the special one you seek a chance
Or maybe say hello with just a glance.

Lying next to her by the ocean
Reaching out and touching her hand,
Whispering your secret emotion
Magic in a magical land.

And when it's time for leaving Mozambique,
To say goodbye to sand and sea,
You turn around to take a final peek
And you see why it's so unique to be
Among the lovely people living free
Upon the beach of sunny Mozambique.

05/15/2008 David "Will never be Elite" P. says:

Who's getting mad?

CHAD

05/15/2008 rommy "pew! pew!" g. says:

you know he's bad, he's bad, he's...

CHAD

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05/15/2008 sean "has been ha" d. says:

i really want to learn autocad

CHAD