Signs that you're black

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11/5/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

You clicked in this thread with a furrowed brow.

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11/5/2009 Kelly "Mia" G. says:

lol Dru

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

LOL

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you already have a notepad and pen, ready to take names

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You set the record in junior high school for the 100-yard dash, and it still has not been broken.

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11/5/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

hahaha

You duck when you hear the sound of a car backfiring.

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11/5/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

I really need to stay out of this thread.
My sense of humor is bigger than my tact.

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

You can swallow white people like the flower in the Little Shop of Horrors.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you hear the beat from "in da club" in your head everywhere you go.

I'm just guessing.

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11/5/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

You heard from your wife's cuzzin about this thread. Not that she's the one to gossip.

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11/5/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

I can't wait to start a "You know you're Mexican when:" Because I have some hilarious ones!!

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

"You duck when you hear the sound of a car backfiring."
naw that's white people shit.

we break the fuck out!

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11/5/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

Lance, from a card carrying member of The Blacks, you have my permission to go for it.

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

Brent, if this thread is gonna work, you can't apologize for or justify your responses. Just type it. Anybody gets butthurt, oh well. Like you said the white one has like 900 responses.

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

Why does this thread feel like we're maneuvering through a mine field?

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11/5/2009 Ethan B. says:

you're the President and conservatives hate you

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11/5/2009 Daniel "Propofol is da bomb" G. says:

*runs from thread*

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11/5/2009 Peter M. says:

You are not on Yelp.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

bart lol

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

your sister is a hairstylist, but ain't never been to beauty school

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11/5/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

Just take the Parrot!!

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

Dennis enjoys the company of men.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

i want grape drink, baby!

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11/5/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

Bart I am waiting for someone to really pull the trigger.

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you drove all the way from Hayward to Oakland to get some churches chicken before Hayward had one

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you ask little weird boys if they "shine"

and call them "doc"

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You are hella glad that Hayward got a churches chicken

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11/5/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

Thank you Lanette Jane.

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

you can lean on your penis like its a telescopic hiking pole.

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you have a $200 car with some $2000 rims and a $5000 paint job.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you giggle everytime you hear the word cracker.

i used to bartend wine tastings. that shit kills me everytime.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you have a hard case for your Bose noise canceling headphones.

and there's a name tag inside in case it gets lost.

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11/5/2009 Ethan B. says:

landlords in Antioch and Fresno won't rent to you. Or they'll tell you that there's no Section 8 even before they know your situation.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you have MY hat.

and i want it back, guy from 11 years ago on samtrans.

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11/5/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

You take Yoga classes and enjoy sci-fi novels...

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11/5/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

You talk hella shit and will shoot a mofo, but cower as soon as your mom calls your ass home!!!

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11/5/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

You have a house with dark paneling that's always 80 degrees.
And you smell funny.

.

Oooops I just explained Mike and his house.
Never mind.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you won't be my friend

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you learn how to find the beat before you learn how to speak

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you bring a pack of hotdogs to a BBQ, but then leave with 12 plates of food.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

even though you have a brief case and a sweater vest i still clutch my wallet and dial 9-1-1 and hover over the "call" button

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11/5/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

You'll steal a VCR from a house, but you go to Church on Sunday

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11/5/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

These also work for Mexicans.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you think 'snowflake' is an endearing term for white women

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

my mom considered you a bad influence

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you get away with homophobia

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

your auntie is a year younger than you

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you've owned a hat for 6 months but it looks brand fucking new

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

When people say things to you like "You're so articulate!" and actually mean it as a compliment...

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11/5/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

You have an eight foot tall wood carved - hand painted giraffe in your living room.

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Ooooops, Mike again.
I suck at this game.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

sex with white women is considered reparations

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

razor bumps

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11/5/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

Hahahaha....you get away with homophobia!! Thats awesome.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you have a 4 foot wooden fork and spoon set on your kitchen wall

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

your will specifies that you're to be buried in ranch dressing

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

At Christmas Santa Claus and baby Jesus are both black!

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11/5/2009 Kelly "Mia" G. says:

You can't decide what to call yourself.. Prince? The artist formerly known as? No.. Prince. Daddy..Diddy.. whatever

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

That's Texans black people are lactose intolerant!

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

Brent "Boiled Skintags" H. says:

your will specifies that you're to be buried in ranch dressing
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That's Texans black people are lactose intolerant!

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11/5/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

You're 50 but you look 30.

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11/5/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

aright i'm out. we gotta do asianz next.

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

1 minute ago BLAKTINO "sinverguenza" G. says:

you have a 4 foot wooden fork and spoon set on your kitchen wall
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I busted out laughing so loud, almost woke up the kids. Blaktino, you know whassup.

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11/5/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

You're 50 but you look 30.
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That is so true. Black don't crack.

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11/5/2009 Gisele "Why so serious?" P. says:

you love fried chicken and cornbread

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11/5/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

Reall PC white people try to connect with you on your "level" and try talking to you in slang.
"Eh holmes so how you be?"

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11/5/2009 Gisele "Why so serious?" P. says:

Someone start the Asian thread

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11/5/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

I really like this thread because it is making me realize how black I really am.

It is odd though that the wooden fork and spoon set was inherited from my white grandmother....

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11/5/2009 L W. says:

its okay to put ur dick in ur best buddy's butt, and it won't be gay.

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you don't have a clue what a wallet chain is

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11/5/2009 b "eks" b. says:

you know what "hyphy" means

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you have a closet full of skinny jeans

NOT!!!

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

You have a huge bottle of punk lotion with the pump on top in your bathroom.

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11/5/2009 Luke "Suge's Pretentious Lover" A. says:

You love Luke's big muscly bum!

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You were conceived to some Otis Redding

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

You iron your jeans and get your haircut every week

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11/5/2009 Rishi G. says:

You have a bass guitar in the basement. http://www.southparkst... (from one of my favorite South Park episodes)

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11/5/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

K "changing my image, one post at a time" G. says:

You were conceived to some Otis Redding
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Or Teddy P!

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11/5/2009 Fra'Tan "Sticky hands coming at you" L. says:

You cannot catch a cab in NYC.

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11/5/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

There are none of you in SF.

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

you dance to the beat, and not the words.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

You wore a top hat to the prom

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11/5/2009 Dan A. says:

You drive a benz, roll wit da bitches, and fart in public.

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11/5/2009 wanugee "Wagyu looking at?" N. says:

There are black people on Yelp?
I thought it was 80% Asian women, 19% white men who like Asian women, and 1% other?

I thought the wooden fork and spoon on the wall was Filipino?

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11/5/2009 Umesh "yes I'm kinda creepy that way - but in a nice way" T. says:

You storm into this thread with Al Sharpton screaming "Racist"

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11/5/2009 wanugee "Wagyu looking at?" N. says:

You know the names of 10 different dances, and none of them are on Dancing with the Stars

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11/5/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you clean your sneakers with a toothbrush, soap and water after each time you wear them

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11/5/2009 Mark "Urban Zen Master" B. says:

You use words like Chocolate and Caramel and Mocha far more than whitey.

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11/5/2009 Darryl "D_Realla" P. says:

You got my bike for Christmas

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11/5/2009 Tsada K. says:

Can I slap Lance's forehead yet?

No really, can I?

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11/5/2009 Mark "Urban Zen Master" B. says:

You were congratulated by random white people the night of November 4, 2008. For an entire week after that, white women on BART actually looked you in the eyes.

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11/5/2009 wanugee "Wagyu looking at?" N. says:

You read Jet and Essence, not Oprah.

When your back in the hood, that little hitch in your pimp walk starts showing up again. Back at the office, it disappears.

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11/5/2009 Darryl "D_Realla" P. says:

U got more starch in your Jeans than in sac of potatoes

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11/5/2009 T A. says:

you wake up, brush your teeth and pee
Ya eat lunch, dinner and shower.. call your mom, check your facebook and watch some TV

fuck all you people

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11/5/2009 Valeria "CPS Frequent Customer" R. says:

Anyone you love who is around your same age is your "play sister" or "play brother".

You don't ask someone "where do you live?"...you ask them "where do you stay at?"

You can't just order something right off the menu...you have to go through a whole "When Harry Met Sally" routine and ask for this on the side and what's in that and take this off and put this on.

They're not "slippers"...they're "house shoes".

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11/5/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

1. *tslaps Tsada* Every thing I said was true.

2. No shit TA.

3. I suck at this game.

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11/5/2009 Valeria "CPS Frequent Customer" R. says:

*spanks T.A.*

*with a house shoe*

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

you don't categorize U2 as reggae.

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11/5/2009 Bart F. says:

i meant UB-40, but the same rules apply.

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11/5/2009 T A. says:

Valeria. If you said a switch, you'd be way more Black, but house shoe works haha

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11/5/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

Am I the only one in this thread with a Norwegian "Dark Metal" avatar?

I suck at this game.
FML.

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11/5/2009 Valeria "CPS Frequent Customer" R. says:

Chancleta, house shoe, switch...some things transcend all boundaries.

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11/5/2009 Tsada K. says:

4 minutes ago Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

1. *tslaps Tsada* Every thing I said was true.

2. No shit TA.

3. I suck at this game.
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+1

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11/5/2009 T A. says:

what the hell is a Chancleta? Don't go getting all Mexican on me now V

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11/5/2009 wanugee "Wagyu looking at?" N. says:

You know red beans and rice is not mexican food,
and you order corn bread and potato pie with your BBQ.

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

Lance, I think you're the only one that knows what Norwegian dark metal is.

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11/5/2009 Hazel "nutella spreader" G. says:

Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

There are none of you in SF.
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Or in Felton.

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11/5/2009 wanugee "Wagyu looking at?" N. says:

Your cigarette pack has green colors on it, not red, and you don't drink Coors light

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11/5/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

When you run out of coco butter you use petroleum jelly

Notice how I didn't say vaseline. That shit's expensive.

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11/6/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

Creamy crack.

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11/6/2009 wanugee "Wagyu looking at?" N. says:

At least one of your pair of men's dress shoes is two-tone black and white.

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11/6/2009 jose "bago-510" c. says:

you have a 200$ dollar car with 3000$ rimes . and you have gold teef i mean gold grill lol ...

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11/6/2009 Judie "Iriatai" H. says:

like bouty

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11/6/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you have pics of girls "making it claP' on your metro pcs

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11/6/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you can get away with a giant canary yellow suit

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11/6/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

Brent~

Are you really up at 7am bumping your thread from last night?

You slept on it and "Making it clap" was the best you caould come up with???

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11/6/2009 Nate "The Great" T. says:

you can't pronounce the word "ask"

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11/6/2009 Ryan "Lounge Fly" M. says:

You love nothing more than banging the shit out of some fat white girl

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

You hurt your hand on the cocmputer screen trying to grab Nate T's avatar

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

Haha you up too. I woke up waaaay to early this morn. I'm an idiot.

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

And I never rehearse young huxtable.

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11/6/2009 Ryan "Lounge Fly" M. says:

Only if he was grape flavored Brent.

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

Oh my bad. I thought tour name was theo! Hahahaha

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

I'm an ass.

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11/6/2009 Magdelyn "You've been designated for termination." P. says:

"no homo"

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11/6/2009 Megan "mama tried" D. says:

You don't fit in my vagina

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11/6/2009 Bobby "I'm A Cracker" H. says:

You drink pink champagne in those little bottles. Oh wait, that was in the 70's.

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11/6/2009 Bobby "I'm A Cracker" H. says:

You always pick the letter "N" first on Wheel of Fortune. They do, I swear.

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11/6/2009 Bobby "I'm A Cracker" H. says:

You can't pronounce the letter "N" (eeyin)

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11/6/2009 John "JP" P. says:

You can dance

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11/6/2009 Ken "BEEF NO' GUY!" K. says:

Does this thread apply to folks who are black on the inside but not outside?

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11/6/2009 Locks B. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

You don't fit in my vagina

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Ding Ding Ding
You win, hands down!

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11/6/2009 Magdelyn "You've been designated for termination." P. says:

Megan: "You don't fit in my vagina."
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Her ass, on the other hand...

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11/6/2009 Megan "mama tried" D. says:

Magdelyn "tranny - whore college alumnus" P. says:

Megan: "You don't fit in my vagina."
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Her ass, on the other hand...
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oh damn

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11/6/2009 Thömäs F. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

You don't fit in my vagina
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unless they put tape over ears

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11/6/2009 Umesh "yes I'm kinda creepy that way - but in a nice way" T. says:

LMAO on the pussy-n-vagina monologues !!!!

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11/6/2009 Umesh "yes I'm kinda creepy that way - but in a nice way" T. says:

Errata: "Ass-n-Vaginas..."

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11/6/2009 Cheeks McGee "f*ck love god dammit" L. says:

Everytime you crack a 40 you pour one "for the homies"

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11/6/2009 Vu "DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!" D. says:

You bump shitty music sounding music on your cell phone on BART or MUNI.

You stand on Market or Powell Street trying to get people to buy your CDs.

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11/6/2009 Hasan S. says:

I'll find you at Popeye's on Tuesday. Hate cracker ass crackers for their cracker ass ways.

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11/6/2009 Vu "DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!" D. says:

You didn't vote for Obama because he "Wasn't Black enough"

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11/6/2009 Hasan S. says:

Pea coats and gin. All gas no brake

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11/6/2009 Hasan S. says:

You own myspace

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11/6/2009 Luke "Suge's Pretentious Lover" A. says:

Vu "DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!" D. says:

You bump shitty music sounding music on your cell phone on BART or MUNI.
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I don't think that's just black people... I see thug whites and thug asians do this too... I think it must be the dumbest thing ever... Headphones much?

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

You defended Michael vick

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11/6/2009 Megan "mama tried" D. says:

1 hour ago Thömäs "\m/" F. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

You don't fit in my vagina
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unless they put tape over ears
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Only Evy gets to head me

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11/6/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

when you are in Thailand they think you are a hip hop artist.

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11/6/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

1 hour ago Thömäs "\m/" F. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

You don't fit in my vagina
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Megan is what I missed most about Yelp

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11/6/2009 Henry "Mr. Hanky" S. says:

You own a pit bull or a rot.

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11/6/2009 Christina "get your dick out of your heart" S. says:

you think white people in the rain smell like wet dog

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11/6/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

Vu "DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!" D. says:

You didn't vote for Obama because he "Wasn't Black enough"
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LOL!!!
It's so true. People assumed ALL blacks voted for him;)

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11/6/2009 Megan "mama tried" D. says:

15 minutes ago Bill "billtron" M. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

1 hour ago Thömäs "\m/" F. says:

Megan "mama tried" D. says:

You don't fit in my vagina
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Megan is what I missed most about Yelp
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I missed you too!!! xoxo

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11/6/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

Christina "get your dick out of your heart" S. says:

you think white people in the rain smell like wet dog
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really? That one is new to me.

I'll see what my other black friend says about that;)

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Christina "get your dick out of your heart" S. says:

you think white people in the rain smell like wet dog
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really? That one is new to me.

I'll see what my other black friend says about that;)

****
that's what one of my bff's told me and she asked around.

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11/6/2009 Thel "Glutton for punishment!" D. says:

Brent "Boiled Skintags" H. says:

Haha you up too. I woke up waaaay to early this morn. I'm an idiot.
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I live in Thailand now bro... I'm 15 hours ahead of you... So I just got home from the bar and am about to sleep now! Goodnight!

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

Have fun at the Siam paragon

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11/6/2009 Yvonne "Yelp* Hyna" C. says:

Hennessy.

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11/6/2009 Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

Mark A "balled" with you

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Robert = Uncle Steve?

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11/6/2009 Yvonne "Yelp* Hyna" C. says:

men- you love dem latinas.

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

15 hours ago T A. says: "you wake up, brush your teeth and pee
Ya eat lunch, dinner and shower.. call your mom, check your facebook and watch some TV

"fuck all you people"
_______________________

+1

Oh yeah, you might need some lotion after swimming in a pool.

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

2 hours ago Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

15 hours ago T A. says: "you wake up, brush your teeth and pee
Ya eat lunch, dinner and shower.. call your mom, check your facebook and watch some TV

"fuck all you people"
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Oh yeah, you might need some lotion after swimming in a pool.
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Cute, Mark, especially since you've previously expressed that you feel black people are a liability in a pool.

Remember?

*wink*

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You're pissed that Joe Pickles used the N word

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11/6/2009 Lynn B. says:

Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:
Oh yeah, you might need some lotion after swimming in a pool.
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remix:
you KNOW YOU NEED & WILL ALWAYS PUT ON some lotion after YOU GET WET.

and you have pictures from your childhood of your shiny, freshly-greased face smiling at the camera...

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Joe "Pickles" G. says:

You're not friends with markkk or Brent or bobby

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Your name is not mentioned in the "Yelpers We Miss" threads.

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You only eat watermelon in the privacy of your own home.

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11/6/2009 Marie G. says:

49 minutes ago from Yelp for iPhone Joe "Pickles" G. says:

You're not friends with markkk or Brent or bobby
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But they let you use their bathrooms.

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Bobby H. says: "You're pissed that Joe Pickles used the N word"
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Really pissed. And you see his hypocrisy for what it is.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

Regardless the tone of your voice you get called angry six times a day.

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11/6/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

Brent "Boiled Skintags" H. says:

You defended Michael vick
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I didn't even know he was black.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You spent Kwanzaa at your aintees house.

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Men constantly refer to you as an ice cream flavor.

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Tsada wrote: "Cute, Mark, especially since you've previously expressed that you feel black people are a liability in a pool. Remember? *wink*"
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Lie number 434 from Tsada?

Not what I wrote. Check the facts.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You wait twenty minutes to see if it'll stop raining before you go outside.

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11/6/2009 Brandy "But You Can Call Me Brandeezie" M. says:

You put your batteries in the freezer...

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

That one Yelper that hits on every woman doesn't hit on you.

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11/6/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

Mark types; I read: Whoa whoa whao womp wom whao womp womp womp wa wa whaaa whoa womp

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

(My Mom used to do that, Brandy!)

Back in the day, at least one relative used to have a Jerry Curl. *wink*

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

The waiter looks directly at you when he lists off the fried items on the menu.

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11/6/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

Brandy "The Realist" M. says:

You put your batteries in the freezer
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Does that WORK??

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

The security guard suddenly stops napping.

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11/6/2009 Brandy "But You Can Call Me Brandeezie" M. says:

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

Someone in your family still owns a Cutlass Supreme.

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11/6/2009 Dan A. says:

You take walks up chocolate alley.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You don't know who Lando Calrissian is, but you know Billy Dee Williams as that dude from the Colt 45 commercials.

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Back in the day, someone in your family had plastic on their new furniture. (See ^^ Jerry Curl ^^.)

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

Instead of just shaking your hand, people try and do the "soul power hand shake" with you.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You sat back, crossed your arms, pursed your lips, and rolled your eyes at all the "unenlightened" black people that posted in this thread.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You can point to a random episode of Soul Train and say "That's my cousin".

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You know what a 5-percenter is.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

When you were looking for something at grandma's house, she told you to go look "down 'round yonder"

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

People keep telling you that you've got something on your neck, but in actuality, it's a mole.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You're constantly asked what sport you played in high school. When you were in the drama club.

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

Tsada wrote: "Cute, Mark, especially since you've previously expressed that you feel black people are a liability in a pool. Remember? *wink*"
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Lie number 434 from Tsada?

Not what I wrote. Check the facts.
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Wait, is this version better?

Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

You don't know how to swim.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you know what a banana peel curl is

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You still head to the last seats on MUNI.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

when you were little, you played hide-and-go-get-it

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You work really hard to keep your from moving in an argument.

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11/6/2009 Thömäs F. says:

You show up late to a movie and talk through the entire film as if you ere in the comfort of your own home.

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People constantly call you "brother" or "sista" and you're an only child.

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You're not fat, you're thick.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You say nigga but are ready to fuck a white person up that says it (but latinos have a pass)

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11/6/2009 Thömäs F. says:

You can't drive... oops, sorry wrong thread.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You know the definition of 'good hair'

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You don't spell chitterlings this way.

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11/6/2009 Scotty "SAUCE" D. says:

your friends call you redwood

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

your mama used to send you out to the tree to get the switch that she was gonna whoop your ass with

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11/6/2009 Rachel "This is an outrage!" H. says:

You like to have loud, personal conversations on your cell phone on the bus.

"She did WHAT! SHEEEEIT! I can't buh-LIEVE she f'ed that n*. She gotsta be on one! Iono which one she on, but she on one! Don't she have the STD?" -verbatim overheard earlier this week

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

at one point or another in your life, you've gone to the gas station and gotten $3.00 worth of gas

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You've had someone "scratch your head out"

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

people never cheated off you in high school even though all your answers were right

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11/6/2009 Thömäs F. says:

You actually like the taste of Courvoisier

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You think you are indestructible when you cross the street

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You don't know what polenta is, but you had grits for breakfast.

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You strive to be an intelligent thug

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

KayJay .. says:

You've had someone "scratch your head out"
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That's what's up

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Huan: waaaaa????

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You have a container on top of your stove for used chicken grease

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You thought life would get better when Obama got elected

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

8 minutes ago Thömäs "orders \m/ drinks" F. says:

You can't drive... oops, sorry wrong thread.
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Oh damn!!!
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The sign that you're a tourist thread?

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You have seen all the Madea movies

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

2 minutes ago Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You think you are indestructible when you cross the street
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and you cross at as slow a pace as you possibly can because you wish a mothafucka would hit you

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

Upon meeting you White people randomly yell out "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You cash all your checks

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

You think it's weird when folks are quite in church.

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There's never quite enough bass.

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You got a plasma TV and live in the crummiest part of town

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11/6/2009 Marie G. says:

1 minute ago KayJay .. says:

Upon meeting you White people randomly yell out "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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Ahahahahaha

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You're constantly asked how many kids you have.

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

If you're a tall man, they ask you: "I bet you're good at basketball."

(Our 6'6" neighbor hated this question... he ended up quitting, got his PhD and moved to Wisconsin.)

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

2 minutes ago Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

You think it's weird when folks are quite in church.
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true, true

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You refer to Latinas as Ma or Mami

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You know alot about private jets but probably will never ride in one

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

At least one woman in the family is REAL GOOD with THE shoe. *whap!*

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11/6/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

I sat my cat down and told her she was adopted. She took it rather well. Then I told her she's black. She ran out of the house giving me the finger and yelling "I don't have to do what you tell me, you're not my real mom!"

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11/6/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

KayJay .. says:

You're constantly asked how many kids you have.
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That's funny, when I was in 7th grade, I had this classmate, Latoya, when I told her I was Mexican she asked "You must have a lot of brothers and sisters, huh and one must be named Jesus or Maria." ha ha ha

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You buy the Dupont Registry but will NEVER buy a thing from it

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Someone in your family sings in a church ... and she can bring it. Trust me.

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People automatically think you can sing.

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You categorize wine as either "dark" or "clear"

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When you can sing, people automatically think you grew up doing so in the church.

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You have never had a passport

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

Older relatives have a copy of Jet Magazine on the bathroom toilet.

At least one wall in the house / apartment is painted dark orange.

1970s, non-religious house: there is at least one semi-topless painting in the house. And it's hot. Trust me. (But not 3 or more.)

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

When you agree with someone, you say "that's wassup"

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

KayJay .. says:

You're constantly asked how many kids you have.
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That's funny, when I was in 7th grade, I had this classmate, Latoya, when I told her I was Mexican she asked "You must have a lot of brothers and sisters, huh and one must be named Jesus or Maria." ha ha ha
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I am asked, nearly weekly, by someone I newly meet "How many kids do you have?". Not "Do you have kids?", but how many.

I deiced when I was 15 never to have any.

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You only drink the finest liquors

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11/6/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

or "Aaaaaaymen!"

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

The only time you watched CNN was to watch Black in America

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

Mark, comedy shouldn't come with commentary.

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11/6/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Co-workers always try to get you to play in their basketball league - when you tell them you hate basketball, they look at you as if you have a tattoo of a wrinkly dick on your forehead.....

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11/6/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

or "I hurrrrd dat!"

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

Marvin Sease made your body move with "candylicker"

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

People see you with your ipod on and ask "You got any Luther or Marvin or Teddy on there?!?!?!"

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you order and vodka and cranberry juice at the bar, the bartender gives you your drink "your cosmo, sir" and you say "what the fuck did you just call me?"

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You don't go to flea markets. You go to swap meets.

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11/6/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

You end a serious statement with "and that's real talk"

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You have the most up to date technology but don't know how to use all of its functions

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11/6/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

You drink orange soda.

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Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You have the most up to date technology but don't know how to use all of its functions
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That's it, I must be black

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11/6/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

You are making some Kool-Aid right now.

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11/6/2009 Christopher "Universal Soul Brotha" L. says:

*rolls eyes*

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You get pulled over for nothing

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You expect to get some on the first date

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You still don't understand why James Evans had to die.

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11/6/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

You not only get pulled over ^, you get arrested and, spend a night in jail for nothing.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

A moment ago Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You expect to get some on the first date
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Blacks don't date, we kick it for a minute.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You always have to show ID.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You order "skrimp" fried rice at the chinese spot.

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K "changing my image, one post at a time" G. says:

You order "skrimp" fried rice at the chinese spot.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

1 minute ago KayJay .. says:

You still don't understand why James Evans had to die.
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Bad enough they killed off James Evans, do you want to kill this thread by mentioning a GOOD TIMES???

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you've been playing your birthday every week in the superlotto for 25 years.

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You take your earrings out before you fight.

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11/6/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

You make peach cobbler for your neighbor and everyone in the neighborhood calls you grandma. You mail a pound cake you made from Wisconsin to your neighbor that moved to CA.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You named your female dog "scrilla" and named your male dog "feddy"

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Tsada K. says:

1 minute ago KayJay .. says:

You still don't understand why James Evans had to die.
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Bad enough they killed off James Evans, do you want to kill this thread by mentioning a GOOD TIMES???
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I know, right? I waited a while. I almost said "You know who Ned The Wino" is, but thought that would push it WAY too far and it would be flagged immediately.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

You told me I put my foot in some greens last Thanksgiving

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You can name all them Wayans kids.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

ROFLMAO @ Ned the Wino...yeeyah bitches

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

To you, Jennifer Lopez's ass isn't really all that big.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

you never went to the doctor when you were litte. your mama told you to put some red clay on it.

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LOL

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You got some white ass teeth without ever seeing a dentist

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You have a Che Guevara t-shirt and couldn't tell me if he is alive or not

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11/6/2009 KayJay .. says:

You realize some people will never fully feel comfortable to joke about it like you do and... well.. that's ok.

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11/6/2009 K "bitch, puh-lease" G. says:

2 minutes ago KayJay .. says:

You realize some people will never fully feel comfortable to joke about it like you do and... well.. that's ok.
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true, true

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11/6/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

like kris kross said..."wiggedy wiggedy wack"

funny how folks want to jump out of this thread so quickly after feeling comfortable (for a hot one) with their stereotypes

but that's cool

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You won't turn in a rapist, murderer or hit and run driver because of some "code of the streets"

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11/6/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

huan i don't get you

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

37 minutes ago yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

like kris kross said..."wiggedy wiggedy wack"

funny how folks want to jump out of this thread so quickly after feeling comfortable (for a hot one) with their stereotypes

but that's cool
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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

You go to the beach in the summer wearing timbos.

You go swimming with a t-shirt on.

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11/6/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you use your afro to hold shit (combs, pencils, joints)

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11/6/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

When you get to a party you put your dick in the mashed potatoes.

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11/6/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

you use a lighter to remove fuzz balls off your clothing

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

3 minutes ago Dru "Ten up, two down" P. says:

When you get to a party you put your dick in the mashed potatoes.
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I didn't know you were black, Dru.

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11/6/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

You think KayJay is the hottest girl in her neighborhood.

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Oooops wrong thread.
I suck at this game.

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11/6/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

Only half Tsada. Ask me which half....

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11/6/2009 Kelly "Mia" G. says:

You think Patron is really good tequila.

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11/6/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

*slaps Dru's forehead*

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

: /

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11/6/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

You: what time is it?
Stranger: pm. 3: 41
You: wanna hook up?
You: i will ejaculate now
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ..
You: blow my load
You: open wide
You: say ahhhhhhh
Stranger: ah?
You: arigato

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11/6/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

I will give you a hint...I can slap my own forehead...and leave mashed potato.

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11/6/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Joe "Pickles" G. says:

Sure

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11/6/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

Right on cue.

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11/6/2009 Tsada K. says:

All of a sudden I am craving potatoes. And a towel.

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11/7/2009 jose "bago-510" c. says:

if have a brand new pair of roccawear jeans and you sag them way below your ass .. to this day i don't get why some teenagers do this ....

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11/7/2009 Alan "Piston" Y. says:

if you look in a mirror and a black guy is staring back at you, you're black! surprise!

or else, you said "candyman" too many times in front of the mirror.

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yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

huan i don't get you
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Don't worry Yvonne. You're not the one who doesn't get it.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You thought Kanye was right about that little white girl and her video.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

After a phone interview, you show up to the face-to-face interview and they say "Ohhhhhhhh..."

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You're asked, at every Yelp event. "How was the drive over from Oakland?"

And you live in San Francisco.

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11/7/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

KayJay .. says:

After a phone interview, you show up to the face-to-face interview and they say "Ohhhhhhhh..."
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I love Kay Jay and she is permitted to speak on my behalf for any matters concerning black people.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

People uncomfortably glance at you at a rock concert.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You don't understand the term "Yelp friend collectors"

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You more than likely don't have Elite status.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You never had to worry about being killed by a serial killer until 2009.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Your friends will point out every Black person in the club/bar for you to go hit on.

When you prefer blonds.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You've taken every "Name That Black Movie Scene" quiz on Facebook. And gotten 100%

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11/7/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

KayJay .. says:

People uncomfortably glance at you at a rock concert.
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yeah wtf?!?

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Night of the Living Dead is your favorite horror movie cuz the black man outlives everyone.

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Bill "billtron" M. says:

KayJay .. says:

People uncomfortably glance at you at a rock concert.
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yeah wtf?!?
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or Burningman ; )

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

When you kitchen, you aren't talking about where you cook.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

*say

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You're finally glad to have a thread like the White people do without it being flagged.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You still have cassette tapes you bought out of the back of a trunk.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You had no clue who Wayne Brady was until he had to slap a bitch.

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You hated Seal before 2005. Now he's your idol.

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You can't wait to take you boyfriend/girlfriend out on Valentimes day.

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11/7/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

Dru "Ten up, two down" P. says:

When you get to a party you put your dick in the mashed potatoes.
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That's MY line that I made up you fucker.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Yu do your Christmas shopping at the .99 cent store.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You hate Lou Reed's song "Walk on The Wild Side"

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You never use the terms "black sheep of the family", "behind the eight ball", "lost in a black hole", "pot calling the kettle black", "leaving a black mark", "blacklisted", "blackballed" and "blackmailed"

But you use the term "little white lie" like a mother fucker.

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11/7/2009 Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

KJ, what about the hip hop group Black Sheep?

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Who?

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I kid, Poe. I know who they are.

Which brings up "When people start quoting rap lyrics and then tell you to take over".

When you listen to rock music.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You've had to tell someone "I've never had sex with a Black person before" is not a great way to hit on you.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You can no longer watch Seinfeld comfortably.

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11/7/2009 Bobby "I'm A Cracker" H. says:

K "changing my image, one post at a time" G. says:
You say nigga but are ready to fuck a white person up that says it (but latinos have a pass)

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Joe "Pickles" G. says:
It should offend anyone. Do you say "nigger" and "chink" as well Bobby?
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How about a white/Asian person?

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You think NASCAR is some kind of Nissan.

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11/7/2009 BLAKTINO "jive ass turkey" G. says:

Yeah, seinfeld makes my blood boil.

And my little sister is the white sheep of the family.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You never watched an episode of Sex and The City, but Girlfriends was your shit.

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11/7/2009 Marie G. says:

1 hour ago Bobby "I'm A Cracker" H. says:

K "changing my image, one post at a time" G. says:
You say nigga but are ready to fuck a white person up that says it (but latinos have a pass)

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Joe "Pickles" G. says:
It should offend anyone. Do you say "nigger" and "chink" as well Bobby?
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How about a white/Asian person?
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You really are on a mission, Bobby.
Maybe you should add that you had no issues using the word "slope" to address Joe. Let's even the field here!

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

You need a paper bag to cook chicken.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

When no one at the party wants to dance with you because they're afraid you'll make them look bad.

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11/7/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

You buy DVDs at the barber shop

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11/7/2009 Tashya W. says:

@ Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S.

You duck when you hear the sound of a car backfiring.
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That would be, "Signs that you're white!"

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11/7/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

Everyone ASSUMES you can dance. If you can't, just sitting on the sidelines makes you look generous because you're not making them look bad.

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11/7/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

@Tashya, you're the second one to say that...but the last time I heard gunfire and ducked, my white friend was like "what? wasn't that just a car backfiring?"

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

When your name isn't on the list for the long distance running team.

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11/7/2009 Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S. says:

I am very curious about this paper bag/chicken thing.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

When you spend more a year on your hair stylist than you do your rent.

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11/7/2009 Jim "Now Isn't That Special" K. says:

You are asked every summer if black people tan.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

Women switch their purses to the side of them you aren't standing on.

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11/7/2009 Tashya W. says:

@ Lanette Jane "Just Jane" S., that is just hilarious!

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11/7/2009 Tashya W. says:

Your white friends stare at you quizzically, with expectation of explanation, as you apply sunscreen.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

You get tattoos as an artistic statement but instead are constantly congratulated for "getting out of the life and whatever gang you were affiliated with"

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

Even the hipsters can't believe you're a hipster.

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11/7/2009 Thömäs F. says:

KayJay .. says:

You more than likely don't have Elite status.
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Everyone knows that badge is reserved for Asians only.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

You walk in directly behind your White date and the hostess/host asks them "Party of 1?"

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11/7/2009 Thömäs F. says:

My (black) friend Dave can't dance, doesn't like fried chicken and is very quiet during movies.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

You know to take cover when LTD's "Back in Love Again" comes on at a family reunion.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

When you see a sign that says "Johnson family reunion" and you know you can walk on over and get some free food without anyone questioning who you are.

Obviously u one of Ray Ray's kids.

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

People automatically believe you can beat someone's ass
You don't smile in pictures (for males only)
People ask to touch your hair
People ask if your hair is real

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

You get discounts in Oakland (no really, ya do)

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

KayJay, my cousins were on Soul Train, you're killin me damnit! hahaha
and Damn Damn Damn to James Evans leaving the show..that was so unfair

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

almost everyone in your family has a nickname

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

T A. says:

KayJay, my cousins were on Soul Train, you're killin me damnit!
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Mine too! I was at their house when they were practicing for the Soul Train line.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Mr. B. says:

You drive around Oakland at night, cops repeatedly shine the spotlight on you, then drive off. Cuz your dwb (driving while black).

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

Mr. B, the Oakland PD doesn't work THAT hard...you're giving them way too much credit.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Someone you know has been on one of the following:

Maury
Jerry
Judge Mathis

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

or Divorce Court (did you hear Neffe was supposed to be on last week?)

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

No. I haven't caught their show yet. Neffe got an upgrade, too. Looking SO MUCH better.

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

now SHE is one angry bitch..
I could be wrong..but I have a hunch she fits the stereotype that we all get labeled with

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

When "You're really pretty for a black girl" is actually considered a compliment by some.

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

also KayJay when you're told you're "Articulate" and that's supposed to be a compliment too

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Ya, Thel said that one up there ^

That used to piss me the hell off. Now I just smile and say "You too. You know... considering....".

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

I think I'm going to start telling certain white people that they sound articulate, just to see their reaction..

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Hahahahah I'm also gonna say "Gosh. You're really handsome for a White guy!" and see what happens to their faces.

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11/7/2009 Thömäs F. says:

When you're singing along to a rap song and the N-word is in the lyrics, you don't look around to see if there are other black people around you.

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

I think I'm going to end all my compliments to white people with "for a white (guy/gal)" and I am going to make it a point to call the women gals like they call us

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You shudder when the word "gal" is used in conversation.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

On a cross country trip, you stop into a diner for a bit and hear the jukebox skip and the utensils clank against plates.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

When someone shouts "The roof is on fire!" instead of calling 911 you shout "We don't need no water let the mother fucker burn!"

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11/7/2009 T A. says:

or when you go into Vals for a burger and are treated like Kunte Kinte

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Deep Space Nine was the only Star Trek you liked

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11/7/2009 Bleep "ewwwwww" s. says:

You will tell that girl on the movie screen what to do.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You know that Queen Helene is neither a rapper or ruler of a country.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You have three bottles of Crystal in your kitchen cabinet.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You don't have implants.

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11/7/2009 C L. says:

KayJay .. says:

You need a paper bag to cook chicken.
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Lol. I think KayJay is my long lost cousin.

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11/7/2009 C L. says:

You can answer the question: "Where were you when the Rodney King verdict was announced?

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11/7/2009 Valeria "CPS Frequent Customer" R. says:

1 hour ago from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says: You need a paper bag to cook chicken.
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Ha...my White ass had to Google that. Great idea.

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11/7/2009 Erin "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" W. says:

You don't prank well...

http://www.viddler.com...

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11/7/2009 Tashya W. says:

You get offended when people just assume you like fried chicken and watermelon because you actually do!

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11/7/2009 Dan A. says:

You like jerk chicken.

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11/7/2009 Ken "BEEF NO' GUY!" K. says:

You wonder why white folks are obsessed with a black drink called coffee (see stuff white people like #1).

You LOVE stuff white people like website

You wonder why the President doesn't live in the Black House to reflect the times.

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11/7/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

i am seriously laughing at how this thread has been (re)claimed

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11/7/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

Thömäs F. says:

When you're singing along to a rap song and the N-word is in the lyrics, you don't look around to see if there are other black people around you.
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chuckle.
also you don't roll up your windows when blasting dead prez and stop rapping if you see a black person.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You roll up your windows when blasting !!! and stop singing if you see a White person. Then you start blasting Dead Prez so they don't catch on to you.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Fuck spending money on hella spices. You just get All Season and use it in everything.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You know "That's My Mama" isn't a reference to anyone in your family.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Your face still screws up when someone talks about Sammy Davis... the jew.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Your hair is on lay away.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Everything is ok in the bedroom except hair pulling.. cuz it might come out.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You bought that outfit at Durant Square.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You're a struggling actor and your resume includes such roles as the "Courtroom Judge", "Athlete #4", "Video Ho #2" or "Sassy mail lady"

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11/7/2009 Bart F. says:

Hockey is what you do with a loogy.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

Fat back does not refer to a body part.

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11/7/2009 Ruby "loves all things lemon" D. says:

You are not one of Hef's "Girls Next Door",not now or this lifetime.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

When you stand up for yourself in any given situation a White person in the vicinity starts singing the lyrics to any of the following songs in your direction:

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Independent Women
I Will Survive
U.N.I.T.Y.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

The only Beatle you can name was that one that did those songs with Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You probably diddled yourself to one of your parents Ohio Player's album covers.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You refer to DeBarge as "Those other Switch boys"

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11/7/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

You play with my hair and say "You look like a white Rick James".

True story.

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11/7/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

hi lance

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

When you make a note that whoever forgot to bring the macaroni and cheese to the BBQ won't be invited next year.

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11/7/2009 Luke "Suge's Pretentious Lover" A. says:

Yes... Hello Lance! =D

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11/7/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

Hey Yvonne.

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11/7/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

kayjay has officially killed this thread

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You can still do mimic of Darcel's routines from Solid Gold.

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11/7/2009 Tsada K. says:

Strangers at the grocery store think it's okay to ask you what you're "mixed with".

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You thought mother fuckers were stupid for hiring Spencer and not Hawk.

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11/7/2009 Bart F. says:

You prefer Neil Diamond over Teddy Pendergrass.

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11/7/2009 Mark "Mockster" G. says:

when you go to the store and get a 40 or get your drink in a paper bag

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11/7/2009 jose "bago-510" c. says:

you have a weird name like jamarcus or laquanda or deniqua or lequisha ....

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11/7/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

Bart F. says:

You prefer Neil Diamond over Teddy Pendergrass.
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love it

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11/7/2009 .James A. says:

Alizé, never had it but it sounds good. Henessey and Courvosier cognac, Cristal champagne.
Mid 90's Buicks, like the Century with big ass 25'' chrome rims. On 20s. The tires cost more than the car is worth.

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11/7/2009 Mark "Mockster" G. says:

Bart you on the right post?????? shouldn't it be the other way around...... LOL

When you can dance, sing and play music at the same time

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11/7/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

Mark "Mockster" G. says:

Bart you on the right post?????? shouldn't it be the other way around...... LOL

When you can dance, sing and play music at the same time
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that doesn't make sense

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11/7/2009 Bart F. says:

yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

Bart F. says:

You prefer Neil Diamond over Teddy Pendergrass.
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and John Denver!
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Yvonne?

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

When what Pootie Tang actually makes sense to you.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone sic b. says:

Know what kinda soda fools be drinkin?

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone sic b. says:

Grape

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone sic b. says:

And strawberry.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

If you get abducted or go missing no one will ever know because the media won't cover it. But if you go on a shooting rampage everyone will know because the media will cover it.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You don't know who Queen is, but you remember that funky soul band that played the hell outta that song "Another One Bites The Dust"

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

As a kid you wished your parents had done fun stuff like gave impromtu musical performances on the staircase and cleared out your bedroom to teach you financial lessons about life w/ Monopoly money.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You don't give a shit what your employer says, you're taking off the third Monday in January.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You still think that nice Orenthal boy was framed.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You take your binoculars out at night to view the leprechaun in the tree.

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11/7/2009 C L. says:

When you walk down the street and other black folks nod at you in respect.

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11/7/2009 C L. says:

You know what Sta-Sof Fro is.

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11/7/2009 KayJay .. says:

You log into your Netflix Watch Instantly and your newest recommendation is:

Howdy member, we think you might enjoy this!
The Inauguration of Barack Obama

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone sic b. says:

Your parents were never afraid you'd get kidnapped because, why? You ain't got no money and only white folks get kidnapped anyway.

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11/7/2009 Caitlin "love always & forever" D. says:

you live in the projects
you collect food stamps
you have gold teeth
you wear large jewelry

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11/7/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you grudge fucked caitlin D

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11/7/2009 C L. says:

You can still do mimic of Darcel's routines from Solid Gold.
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lol

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11/7/2009 Bob "Stiffer than usual" P. says:

You haven't paid your bills in three months.

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11/7/2009 Caroline "Stockee" G. says:

The police tries to approach you all the time and thinks your suspicious of doing something totally wrong.

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11/7/2009 Tashya W. says:

KayJay .. says:

You're a struggling actor and your resume includes such roles as the "Courtroom Judge"...
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I had never really paid attention to this one before, but my husband just mentioned it the other day.

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11/7/2009 Caroline "Stockee" G. says:

You might be the loudest one on the bus practically!

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11/7/2009 Sharon "Keeping the Faith" J. says:

Your name is Wanda Sykes and your series opener is hilarious.

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11/7/2009 Caroline "Stockee" G. says:

People think you're at least five years younger than your actual age.

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11/7/2009 Caroline "Stockee" G. says:

If you face any type of injustice, the first thing that pops in your head is, "it's because I am Black, huh?"

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11/7/2009 Caroline "Stockee" G. says:

If you're a guy, then you have a thing for Asian chicks.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

Ya I'm a former actor and observant as a mother so in the nineties I recognized that judges on television series were/are mostly black because it allows colorless casting.

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11/7/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

A lot of people ask why I quit acting and it was mostly cuz i didn't want to spend 10 years playing "sassy black neighbor" or "black juror #3".

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11/8/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

This thread has degraded into lameness since my last contribution. Stop it now.

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

People tell u endless jokes about chicken and being pulled over and think they're comic geniuses.

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

Somebody in your family has that sculpture of two ebony figures locked in an embrace on their mantle.

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

There's plastic liner on the floor of your parents house.

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone KayJay .. says:

You have a pool, but you never use it.

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11/8/2009 Huan "the Terror" L. says:

Uncle! OK we get it

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you have much darker skin than a person of European decent.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you like your bacon served warm and with a side of eggs..

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you complain that your job is unfulfilling but do little about it.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you prefer beatle baily to family circus

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you're psychic

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you have two different types of hammer in your tool chest.

Claw and ballpeen.

am i right??!! *holds hand up for highfive*

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you own three hats but are a little insecure about wearing them

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

Ice in your whiskey? NO WAY!

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you think My So-called Life was canceled to early
but sort of like the fact that it was.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you posted in here to show that you're not uptight

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

The first boobs you saw were Joyce Hyser's

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

You know all 50 states in alphabetical order and will perform it and the drop of a hat.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you've fucked in england

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you were shocked that that chick had sex with her dad, but know that if she was cuter it would've been kinda hot.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

even though you don't believe in ghosts, you're still a little afraid of them.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

even though you don't believe in ghosts, you're still a little afraid of them.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you're attracted to Laura Dern

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you've lost a friend at a sideshow

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

you have a giant tshirt with a cartoon character on it.

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11/8/2009 Brent "god's little chickpea" H. says:

http://www.yelp.com/to...

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11/8/2009 Lance "On a Sunday mornin sidewalk......." G. says:

You're more than a little repulsed by Brent.

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11/8/2009 Vanessa "this is embarrassing" R. says:

can we make a 'signs that you're brent h' thread?

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Joe "Pickles" G. says:

It's so cool how he's so un pc. I mean so rebellious

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

See. This is what I never understand about Yelp. While Brent is... ya... unique and, at times, oddly questionable, why is it only ok for the Black folks to make jokes in here?

But if Brent contributes jokes he's repulsive?

You do realize saying "It's only ok for black folks to joke about black foks" is exactly why no other mother fucker are in this thread and it only feeds into the guilt people have about making light of the entire situation.

Not everything I said was true or fact. It was comedy. It was farce. But you weren't offended by it. Why? Cuz I'm black? But as son as someone who isn't Black starts making jokes you want to point at them and call them racist. And, while several individuals in here are only using this as a platform to spout off the already quite obvious and boring stereotypes about Black people and their ignorant belief in those stereotypes, some people are just having fun with it.

But if you start point at White people in here saying they're repulsive and racist, then no one is going to want to come in here and this place will always have the uptight stick up its ass it always has had about Black people.

Hey! Let's make over a thousand plus jokes about White people! Hahahahahahahahahahaha we're so awesome and cool we an joke about ourselves and out love of mayonnaise and size plus zero bitches with titty implants!!!! Oh. But, ya, hey, don't go in the Black people thread cuz you're a racist if you do. And you'll be called a racist.

I love some of you but, really, you're only adding to the ignorant bullshit. Lighten the fuck up. Don't go calling people racist in this thread jst because they want to contribute cuz, guess what, they won't contribute. And watching all of you not wanting to contribute for three years had made me feel you just don't give a shit about me.... as a Black woman. That's a small percentage of why you do't see my face at events anymore.

Well, that, and cuz some of you are annoying as shit.

*stepping off pedestal*

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

8 hours ago Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

You're more than a little repulsed by Brent.
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I don't think that's exclusive to black people.

Even my cat is repulsed by Brent, and he's orange.

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In other words, if you wanna call Mark and Brent and Bobby and Huan racists, make a thread to do so. But don't allow some non-Black people to make jokes and condemn others for doing the same. It just smacks of a hypocrisy that I think you guys are sometimes often blind to. When you do this it only confuses the individuals who would like to come into the thread and have fun and take part and just ends up in *no one cares or wants to contribute to threads about Black people on Yelp* crickets.

And that's hurtful to a few of us Black people on Yelp. Has been for a very, very, very, very long time. You may think you're avoiding criticism by not being in here or by flagging it, but you're offending and hurting us with your silence, avoidance and removal of topics that have anything to do with us while yours reach over 1000 responses.

And that, I hate to tell ya my friends is a form of racism in itself.

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11/8/2009 Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

I can't make any jokes because the ones that havent been used yet are things like:
What do you call a black guy in a suit?
Defendant
How do you stop 5 black guys from robbing a white woman?
Throw them a basketball.
How come the black guy couldn't find his welfare check?
It was underneath his workboots
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza pie?
The pizza can actually feed a family of 4

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I will never understand why I've never been placed on a Time Out.

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11/8/2009 Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

It's reverse racism, KayJay

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Oh, and Mark, the words "quiet" and "quite" are not used interchangeably:

quite: : to an extreme; to a considerable extent

quiet: making no noise or sound, esp. no disturbing sound; free, or comparatively free, from noise

I've seen you do that several times and it buggers the heck out of me.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Reverse racism is like an inside out jacket.

It's just a jacket.

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11/8/2009 Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

I like reading this thread and seeing the text form of uncomfortable eye shifting. Fuckin honkeys

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My cock is black but that's just because I give it too much attention and don't like to use lube.

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you've got more than just 1 deck of "race" cards.

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Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

My cock is black but that's just because I give it too much attention and don't like to use lube.
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Do you say the same when it stops working?

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

You write a 500 word rant in the Signs you're a black person thread and, instead of just angry, people are thinking you're an angry black woman.

I tapped someone who cut in front of me in line the other day and someone said "You're an angry black woman".

If I was White I would have been "the woman who boldly stood up for herself". Funny how that works huh?

But you can read more of this in my book "Angry Black Woman: You'd Be Angry Too If People Kept Calling You Angry All The Time"

Due in stores 2010

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

I hear ya KayJay, but I don't totally agree. To be honest I don't much care for the Signs You're White thread, either, and I don't generally post on those kinds of threads. Most of these generalizations have been done to death by B rate comedians on Comedy Central. At worst, I do see some of these stereotypes as racist, but mainly I just see a lot of really lame comedy attempts.

While I really enjoyed your posts on here, I can't help but be repulsed by a bunch of non-black people making welfare check and big dick jokes. Snoozers.

I'd add more but I'm off to Denny's. Or IHOP. I haven't yet decided.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

I mean, I love making jokes about Mike Z. eating pork chops in Danville. That's funny. What's not funny is some goyach who makes the same joke, only it's "Mike Z. eats pork chops in Danville because his Jew ass is too cheap to order the filet."

That's kind of like the difference I see between your posts and Brent's.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

And now, speaking of pork, I am off to Denny's. Or IHOP. I haven't yet decided.

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IHOP is better

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

True, but Denny's is cheaper.

*refrains from making the same kind of stupid joke I just condemned*

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Racist

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

I guess because I've just had it in my face my entire life you just kinda know where people stand. So people like Brent and Huan don't bother me so much. I get how they feel. I understand the motivations behind a lot of what they're saying. So, I'm fully aware that what they're attempting to mask as (and may actually believe to be) humor really isn't. I can tell "deep seated issues with people of color" when I see it. So, what they've they've typed in here I've glossed over. Cuz it wasn' t funny.

Although that So Called Life joke kinda was.

My biggest issue just stems from the ignorance a lot of Yelpers (who flag) have had when it comes to threads like these because they fear what people like Brent and Mark and Bobby and Huan have to say. I get it, you don't wanna see it and you're afraid it will offend people like me. But I've lived with it my entire life. Because it's on a talk board doesn't make it any more real to me. Just makes it very real to you (I speak collectively, not directly at you Tsada-cakes). And flagging and removing these threads sends the message to me, and people like me, that it's ok for you to have threads where you make jokes and have fun, but I'm not allowed because it offends your delicate sensibilities. It's like silencing anything that has to do with me or my people because you decree it to be so. How is that fair or right?

So my anger is more about what happens in these kinds of threads. If Tsada can make a joke then Brent should be allowed as well. Those who "get it" or see things for what they really are can determine who's really making jokes or who is really releasing some pent up emotional and psychological issues with Black folk. But if threads where, for fucking once, I can joke about the Black experience (cuz the fucker hasn't been flagged and removed) become the constant You're a racist !!!" "No, you're a Norte Caleeeeeforrrrneeaaa liberal!!!" then why the hell should I even be on here?

Sometimes I just wanna be Black and make jokes w/out all of you... and I mean all of you... bringing your issues or debates or discussions or fears or worries with race into it. But maybe I'm asking too much and should go back to not posting on Yelp. I was all the more better for it.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

I'd add just one more thing before I go stuff my face.

I don't believe it's so much about one only being permitted to make jokes about one's own kind. I believe it's about humor only being funny when it's *insightful* rather than clicheed. More often than not, insight tends to be limited to those with experience. Not always, but often.

Lisa Lampanelli is somehow capable of making funny jokes about black people. Michael Richards, not so much.

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And now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go get laid by a White man.

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Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

My cock is black but that's just because I give it too much attention and don't like to use lube.
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Do you say the same when it stops working?
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That has yet to happen.

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You're killing me here, Francis

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Tsada K. says:

I'd add just one more thing before I go stuff my face.

I don't believe it's so much about one only being permitted to make jokes about one's own kind. I believe it's about humor only being funny when it's *insightful* rather than clicheed. More often than not, insight tends to be limited to those with experience. Not always, but often.

Lisa Lampanelli is somehow capable of making funny jokes about black people. Michael Richards, not so much.
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Agreed. But that's because those people attempting to be funny aren't aware that their true colors are showing. When there's a recognizable contempt in the jokes you're telling, you're neither entertaining or fooling anyone but yourself.

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Tsada K. says:

And now, speaking of pork, I am off to Denny's. Or IHOP. I haven't yet decided.
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And, btw, Sammy Davis Jr. would be ashamed of you.

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11/8/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

thread killed as i said earlier...

i think that these threads (and other modes of face to face conversation) were created in order to give people a pass in telling race jokes and feel okay about it in diverse company. there are different reasons why people find things funny. i knew that a "signs that you are black" thread would be coming after i saw the thread about white folks someone posted a while ago (not my thing to participate in either). *shrug*

i can laugh at what kamau bell or dl hughey says about black folks cause i've experienced it. i probably won't laugh at what michael richards says about black folks 'cause i'm not feelin it. i think all these threads about different groups (straight/gay/black/white/fili pino) are beyond me. said about huan's post earlier, i don't get it.

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KayJay .. says:

Fuck spending money on hella spices. You just get All Season and use it in everything.
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My black roommate is the one who turned me on to that shit! I love it on my egg whites.
Also, you go to bed with this thing on your head. She said it was so her hair didn't frizz or some shit.

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11/8/2009 Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

Race jokes are funny. Simple as that

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11/8/2009 Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

Had anyone heard any good Mutt jokes? I feel my kind have been left out of this whole racism thing.

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*Has

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yeah signs you're a mutt: you grow up conflicted your whole life, you don't know how to identify, but you're probably better looking than others because mixing races makes hella good looking people.

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11/8/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

ha ha ha ha

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Boooooooooooooooo!!!!

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shut up Robert. I'll fucking kill you

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11/8/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

Eat a steak or something!

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11/8/2009 Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

Did Diana just compliment me? *blushing*

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Where's the Showtime at the Apollo clown to sweep you off stage?

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What do you mean compliment you? I meant me! Me Me ME

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11/8/2009 Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

How are you a mutt? I thought you were just El Salvadorian.

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Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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11/8/2009 Diana "Wholesome, Muchacha Sucia!" G. says:

You son of a bitch. You know damn well it's MEXICAN and German/Spanish. But I identify with Mexican since I was born in Mexico and only keep in touch with the family there.

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11/8/2009 Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

German and Spanish are languages not races.

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Die

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What if I really did die, would you feel bad?

Would ya know my name... if I saw you in Heaven?

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

You're just mad I corrected your usage of incorrect words. Don't hate! Participate in proper English!

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

i can laugh at what kamau bell or dl hughey says about black folks cause i've experienced it. i probably won't laugh at what michael richards says about black folks 'cause i'm not feelin it. i think all these threads about different groups (straight/gay/black/white/fili pino) are beyond me. said about huan's post earlier, i don't get it.
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You know what's interesting? It runs both ways, which I never thought of. My ex couldn't stand watching Dave Chapelle. He hated the Real World episode because he felt it ws racist and mocking White people. Meanwhile, I'm sitting there cracking up. He'd get upset and turn the channel.

So, I can understand the frustrations people feel about threads like this. I joke about all kinds of inappropriate stuff so this is just another I add to my list of comic vulgarities. I just went butt nutty crazy in this one cuz I had three years worth of jokes that never had the chance to see the light of dawn since every thread like it that had "black" in the title was flagged within minutes.

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KayJay .. says:

You're just mad I corrected your usage of incorrect words. Don't hate! Participate in proper English!
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I could make a joke here about you incorrectly marking moving boxes with incorrectly spelled words, but not hiring men who don't speak English as their first language, but I promised I wouldn't be a bitch to you anymore... and I'm gonna stick to that.

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11/8/2009 Robert "hebrew rocker" H. says:

*baller tall chap crickets*

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11/8/2009 Mark "don't Cry for me Arrrrr-gentina" A. says:

In the words of citizen-philosopher and tortured-soul Rodney King: Can't we all just get along?

Oh yeah: OCD Much?

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11/8/2009 David D. says:

Equal opportunity lender

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Mark, I said I wouldn't be a bitch to you anymore. You should try not to be a bitch to me. I mean, it's been, what, two years? And you're gonna hang onto that whole OCD thing?

I just think using "quite" in place of "quiet" is a habit someone should rid you of. Why aren't you thanking me? You should be thanking me.

Thank you, KayJay. You're such a polite and intelligent woman.

You're welcome, Mark. I know. And you're... uh... tall.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

I mean, really. Imagine if one of your clients said "That box goes in our Quiet Room next to the kitchen."

And you wrote "Quite Room" on the box. What would people think?!?!?!

See. You should be thanking me.

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He may be busy jingling his keys in your presence

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If Mark is busy doing anything in my virtual presence, it isn't jingling his keys.

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I mean, unless "jingling his keys" is a euphemism for something dirty and penis filled.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

So, update:

I went to the new IHOP in Richmond. I had the International Passport Breakfast with the German crepes. I substituted hash browns for the sausage and bacon.

Did you hear that, Robert? I said GERMAN crepes.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Tsada, someone needs to tell you like some Black dude told me in line about three months ago after he heard me singing along to a Tom Petty tune:

You need to be reconditioned.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

Also, I can listen to Katt Williams talk about white people's obsession with Jaeger for days. I also enjoy his bit on why there's always a five year old Mexican girl in the laundromat wearing a wedding dress, with her six year old brother in a stroller dragging his feet.

Again, it's not always about who's saying the stuff. It's what they're saying why they're saying it that matters and, more importantly, makes it funny.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

I'm gonna go in the White people thread and make jokes about granola, small penises and smelling like turpentine.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Actually, it's more of a wet wool smell. Like someone left a White person out in the rain much too long.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

You need to go to New England, KayJay, home of LL Bean and the "old salt" persona. The whole tristate area smells like wet wool.

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Thought it was wet dog?

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11/8/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Why do a lot of black dudes have crusty feet & toenails?

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I plan to live there in my 40's Tsda-cakes! Mmmmmmm wet wool-y smelling White men. I.CANNOT.WAIT.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

*add an a

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I'm not even going to ask why Dennis is looking at Black dudes feet.

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

What do dark men smell like KayJay? Black sheep?

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11/8/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

Tsada K. says:

Again, it's not always about who's saying the stuff. It's what they're saying why they're saying it that matters and, more importantly, makes it funny.
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KayJay .. says:

I'm not even going to ask why Dennis is looking at Black dudes feet.
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I'm not checking them out, but sometimes something in your peripheral vision doesn't look right - then, you make the mistake of looking :-x

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11/8/2009 yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

kayjay...

about dave chappelle and your ex's aversion to that humor - tsada makes a good point in saying it's not just who is saying it but what they are saying and how (and why)...

i wasn't a fan of chappelle's show at all (at first)
couldn't stand martin (lawrence) either
i wasn't giving them a pass for being black comedians joking about black folks just cuz they're black

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Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

What do dark men smell like KayJay? Black sheep?
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If you knew me personally Dru, you know I'd have no answer to this.

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11/8/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Kay Jay - what's with your aversion to black men?

Have you ever dated one?

Not that i care that you only date white men, but i've always wondered what your rationale was :-)

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

I hear you Yvonne.

I guessI just see it as some people (black or white) can make racist jokes. Some people (black or white) shouldn't make racist jokes. But everyone, at some point, is going to make a racist joke.

I guess my burden is that I am willing to accept the jokes from all.. cuz I can't keep them from coming anyways. But I'm appreciate of the joke, because it lets me know exactly where the fuck you stand... cuz I like knowing what the fuck is up.

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Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Kay Jay - what's with your aversion to black men?

To the man who created this thread:
http://www.yelp.com/to...

That's about as much as I need to say here. Or you can buy the book when it comes out. That should explain it completely.

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11/8/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Thing is, i've dated black women all of my life, whereas you don't seem to have limited experience with black men - i could be way off mark, but it seems as if you wrote them off completely.

You can PM me your answer if you don't want to publicize it....

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Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Not that i care that you only date white men, but i've always wondered what your rationale was :-)
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*raises hand*

I'll field this one -

Once you go white nothing else seems right... especially if he's a mutt cause he'll put it in your butt. Heyyyyyyy

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

And if you don't want to explain that to Dennis you can PM me your number ;-)

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11/8/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

* Meant to say "you have limited experiences with black men"...

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11/8/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Dru - i think Kay Jay needs some Scorpion love later this month....

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I'd sting her.

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the joy of frank

i've missed your humor

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Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

And if you don't want to explain that to Dennis you can PM me your number ;-)
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I explained it to Dennis. What's that men. We can't fuck?

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KayJay .. says:

Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

And if you don't want to explain that to Dennis you can PM me your number ;-)
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I explained it to Dennis. What's that men. We can't fuck?
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Looking for a little MMMF action are ya?

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Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

* Meant to say "you have limited experiences with black men"...
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Well that's just silly. We knock dick just like any other woman.

But better.

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yvonne "daughter of shaclackclack" m. says:

the joy of frank

i've missed your humor
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I've missed my humor, too.

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KJ - did you take offense to my thread about black women?

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Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

KayJay .. says:

Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

And if you don't want to explain that to Dennis you can PM me your number ;-)
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I explained it to Dennis. What's that men. We can't fuck?
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First - strike that comment above. I thought Dennis was tellin Dru he had limited experience w/ a Black woman. (Really, dudes when you tell me "I've never had sex with a Black woman in order to hit on me... this doesn't work to get me in bed)

Second - Frank, WTF is a MMMF? I've been on Yelp for three months. I need to be commented at like a n00b

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Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

KJ - did you take offense to my thread about black women?
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I'll answer the question this way:

Would a Black woman who has always dated White men take offense at a Black man who said he was no longer dating Black women?

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I'm totally scared up in tis mother fucker now.

Why?

Frank - Hot freak who doesn't talk
Dennis - Hot freak who is into feet worship
Dru - Just plain hot freak

It's kinda exciting and scary at the same time. Gimme more questions. I'm diddling myself as I answer.

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There's your three M's now can you figure out what and who the F is? Diddle to that thought.

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I was surfing CL shopping my BWC for some MMMF action and this thread popped up.

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

I just caught the hot freak comment. My people don't like to be referred to as "plain" we like Nilla or custard. Those got more flava. Holla.

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Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

There's your three M's now can you figure out what and who the F is? Diddle to that thought.
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Ok. See. If you speak in real life like this..... I'm glad you're hot. Cuz I just wouldn't get it and would tell you to shut the fuck up and just stand there looking handsome and hot and shit and do inappropriate gesture toward me with your mouth.

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Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

I just caught the hot freak comment. My people don't like to be referred to as "plain" we like Nilla or custard. Those got more flava. Holla.
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Uggghhhh... soulja boy who let the dawgs out ya feel me make it clap scrilla?

I don't know, you were on a whole "down" type of talk there I thought I'd join in.

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Is MMMf like GFE? It took me six months to figure that one out.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

Well this has gone in a rather unexpected direction.

*pulls up chair*

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Hot.Dudes.

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I think Dru and KJ gettin' down would cause a a magnetic pole shift....

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KayJay .. says:

Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

I just caught the hot freak comment. My people don't like to be referred to as "plain" we like Nilla or custard. Those got more flava. Holla.
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Uggghhhh... soulja boy who let the dawgs out ya feel me make it clap scrilla?

I don't know, you were on a whole "down" type of talk there I thought I'd join in.
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whoah...okay slow down..yeah i was faking it, you lost me. Lets go back to "medium down" instead of "all the way down" until I am fluent.

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Ok. See. I looked up "MMMF" and all I came up with was McDowell Mountain Music Foundation.

I feel so Eugene.

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Lollers Dru.

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KayJay, did you ever consider that may have something to do with a magical magician?

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*sigh*

Male Male Male Female. In other words...

*tugs arm up and down to mimic pulling the horn on a big rig*

Gaaang Baaang!

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*cautiously backs out of thread*

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

I've watched YouPorn and (enter several porn sites I don't dare mention on Yelp) to ralize I haven't seen any clips remotely close to this Male Male Male Female thing.

If I did I'd probably gave them bookmarked.

That Magical Musician never hit on me like he did other women. (Most of you will never understand this, but it's part of the whole "being black thing" on Yelp.) They hit and skeeve and obsesses all over you. They don't on us. I joke about a lot of stuff. I'm not joking about that.

The Magical Magician was always kind and respectful and friendly to me and I kinda miss him. Sorry. That's my Black female perspective.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

KayJay .. says:

Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

I just caught the hot freak comment. My people don't like to be referred to as "plain" we like Nilla or custard. Those got more flava. Holla.
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Uggghhhh... soulja boy who let the dawgs out ya feel me make it clap scrilla?

I don't know, you were on a whole "down" type of talk there I thought I'd join in.
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whoah...okay slow down..yeah i was faking it, you lost me. Lets go back to "medium down" instead of "all the way down" until I am fluent.

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See. You type pretty words and funny shit and all. You look good in mascara and boas and shit and all. But this is the point where I'd tell you to shut up and eat my pussy.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

: O

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11/8/2009 Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Kay Jay keeping it real.....

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

And yet, never been on a Time Out. Who can I call a cunt??!?!?!?! Bring it on!!!!!

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

I think Mike Z.'s out of town.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Is he? Ya, huh, cuz his shirt probably would have stood up, yanked him up by the ear, marched him to the computer and made him type a comment in here about pork chops and shit.

We all know that shirt is the wit of his peson. That's why he wears it all the time. He wants us to think he has an intelligent thought.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Mark is gonna come in soon, all jealous like with a

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

*comes up for air*

Hey can I wear my boa while I am down here?

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Yes. As long as I can wear mine around your neck while you're down there.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

You cannot top me mascara/bicep man. You cannot top me.

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

You want me to wear you up to my neck? Will i need a snorkel for this?

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Ok, maybe you can top me, but it's only cuz I like doin' it from that angle.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Oh gawd. Did you use the word "snorkel"?

Well now that I have images of Stephanie R. in my head I'll never fuck you.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

6 minutes ago KayJay .. says:

Mark is gonna come in soon, all jealous like with a

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He's going to blame you for shamelessly turning this thread into a big pretend MMMF. You know, just like that Tawana Brawley lass.

*shakes head*

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

Whats wrong baby is snorkel your safe word?

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Snorkel is my "egotistical narcissistic bitch " word. Oddly enough, tough, "Elephant" is my safe word.

Any man that knows I have a safe word is on my stalk list .

::removes Miles F from stalk list: and replaces with Dru:

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Tsada, I told him I accused someone of raping me the other night as I typed my comments in a thread. That should be more than enough for Mark to believe I'm lying, make note of h the media attention and offensively stereotype me as a lying Black woman trying to bring down the man.

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

So is it still okay to give my patented elephant trumpeting call during sex. I dont want to confuse you into thinking I am mimicking the safe word as an alternative to the word. Just making some notes here.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Yea. Ok. We'd have to have serious "Shut up, eat my pussy and choke you with whoever the fuck has a boa" rules Funny Man.

How did this thread get so off track from Brent's hatred of Black people?

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone cortez "C Boogie" t. says:

I love grape soda

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

KayJay .. says:

How did this thread get so off track from Brent's hatred of Black people?
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Cuz i done showed up with the Love Below.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

1. Your use of troll to mock ignorant black men has been done before
2. It's "My LiL' Brother (Brother) and Me" but I'm quite sure you're aware of that because your main purpsose is to mock the stupidity and unintelligence f the Black man.
3. Marvin Gaye looks nothing like that
4. I know who you are
5. Thank you for proving we are nothing but ignorant clowns to be made fun of
6. Lick my taint

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

^ That was the Yelper currently known as Cortez

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

Dru "White Dynamite" P. says:

KayJay .. says:

How did this thread get so off track from Brent's hatred of Black people?
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Cuz i done showed up with the Love Below.
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Make me want you
Make me miss you
Make me wonder where you are
Then forget you

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11/8/2009 Dru "I will eat your pants" P. says:

Don't want to come on too strong, but
I'll play in you all day long
Just spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

i think i wanna say
stank you
very much

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Joe "Pickles" G. says:

Smelly much

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

This thread is moist.

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11/8/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Asiatic "is blessed with a third leg" B. says:

Your watching the (17th annual trumpet awards show) on ch. 328 TV1 right now.

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11/8/2009 Tsada K. says:

This thread is so moist that right now Mark A. is putting down that plastic sofa cover he likes to mention so much in threads about black people.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

I don't know whose house Mark A. played at when he was a kid, but they were fucked up.

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11/8/2009 KayJay .. says:

You know, back in1934.

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11/8/2009 Julie "Julie Pinball" P. says:

You consider "credit score" to be yet another culturally biased standardized test.

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11/9/2009 Bill "billtron" M. says:

I'll just keep tuning in every so often to make sure Kay has it all handled over here.

yep....everything is cool;)

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11/9/2009 KayJay .. says:

Frank "The Time Travelling Rabbit" Z. says:

*sigh*

Male Male Male Female. In other words...

*tugs arm up and down to mimic pulling the horn on a big rig*

Gaaang Baaang!
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Ohhhhhhh, gang bang. Well, why didn't ya just say Gang Bang! Acronyms often times confuddle me. Is it a gang bang if it's FFFM? What's that?

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11/9/2009 Tsada K. says:

*still shaking head*

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11/10/2009 Sophia M. says:

http://img.4chan.org/b...

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11/11/2009 from Yelp for iPhone Asiatic "is blessed with a third leg" B. says:

You say things like (the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice the darker the flesh the deeper the roots).

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11/13/2009 Tashya W. says:

You get hot when people who are not black use the N-word, but use it yourself on a regular basis.

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