and possible lay-offs and who they might target when handing out pink slips. But you're probably safe, they probably won't pick someone who has an iPhone loaded with YouPorn.
It's my phone, not the company's- and we're of course talking purely speculatively about the capabilities of this little handful of love here.
Although I guess someone has probably already rubbed one off in the company bathroom(s) by now with phone in hand. iPhones proliferate around here like Cocka-rochas . . .