gentlemen, "thick" is not a flattering descriptive word for a lady
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05/14/2008
JT F. says:
what about "obese"
05/14/2008
Jim K. says:
Rubenesque or chunky monkey
05/14/2008
JT F. says:
Rotund?
05/14/2008
Suge K. says:
gentlemen, "thick" is probably not an accurate descriptive word for your dick
05/14/2008
Doug D. says:
overachiever?
05/14/2008
Dave "Ram-a-Gamma" M. says:
how about, "That's not a moon, it's a space station!"
Then you try to dock at the pleasure port.
05/14/2008
Crystal "there is no Dana, only Zuu" L. says:
Suge- ahahahaha
I'd be flattered @ "stacked like a muthafucka"
I've been referred to as "thick" twice within the past week. I'm going to the gym again (before those comments) and have been eating healthier but DAMN IT.
Time to go regurgitate my food in to the toilet.
05/14/2008
Berna "Diva La Glam" .. says:
Dude....you can just call me "the girl with the big booty". That's pretty fucking accurate.
05/14/2008
Anna D. says:
I get called muffffffin
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
"Thick" I don't mind. "Dense", I DO mind.
I'm not your average gal who can shop off the rack. I got parts of me that take a big fella to love. So if a gentleman wants to fine a cute little way of calling me fat but he's likin' it, I'm not going to hate on that. If a fella doesn't dig what he sees, and says something straight up derogatory about my size and weight, I could really give a damn. I have my own preferences. And guys who dig little chicks ain't one of them.
05/14/2008
Viola P. says:
Jeez, Crystal - if you're thick, then I'm a g-damn elephant. :-(
05/14/2008
Ryan D. says:
Portly and Husky are my favorite.
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
I had to giggle when someone described me as a "brick shithouse". That's old skool.
05/14/2008
Ting R. says:
Ya, I hear ya, some guy said I was " a big girl", i didn't like it much either
05/14/2008
Lilly O. says:
My old, Portuguese relatives call me "gordita" and still say it is meant as a compliment.
05/14/2008
Berna "Diva La Glam" .. says:
Someone dedicated the song "Brickhouse" to me at a bar. Should I be insulted?
05/14/2008
Dave "Ram-a-Gamma" M. says:
I haven't heard "brick shithouse" in forever. I finally understood it when I used a wood one, then a brick one while camping once...
05/14/2008
Hector "What you talkin' about Willis?" M. says:
Berna "Diva LaGlam" .. says:
Someone dedicated the song "Brickhouse" to me at a bar. Should I be insulted?
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NO WAY!!! Then again, I'm Mexican.
05/14/2008
Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:
I like the term "healthy" - you know, like a healthy portion.
I remember being in Santa Fe, NM, and I think I fell in love with every woman I saw...they were 5'8", and had a good build to them - not scrawny, but not fat. They were a good size...the size that would be considered overweight in Los Angeles but skinny in Houston. No muffin top, evenly proportioned...IMO, perfect!
05/14/2008
JT F. says:
queen latifah is a size healthy
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
Probably the most accurate term, Christopher!
05/14/2008
Tanisha A. says:
I like Queen Latifah!
and I like being thick.. better than being called a hefer
05/14/2008
Adam M. says:
What if I'm calling you stupid?
Ladies, what is a nice, polite way to call you an idiot?
05/14/2008
euge "fanfuckingtastic" l. says:
this thread useless without stacked like amutha fucker, thick in the waist, sit acup on her bootie pics
05/14/2008
Tanisha A. says:
surly...burly ... all bad KH
05/14/2008
Jim K. says:
In this day and age Marilyn Monroe is considered thick.
05/14/2008
Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:
Maya "Gena "T-Boz" Neutro" S. says:
"I think I am the only one who thinks that is a compliment. Maybe its a cultural thing???"
Finally!!!
Sheesh...
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
Definitely a cultural thing!
In da hood, I'm a goddess.
At work, I'm one-of-the guys.
In China, I'm rich.
In the mall, I'm heading to Lane Bryant.
In the burbs, I'm the norm.
In the Hamptons, I'm obese.
05/14/2008
J "Towel Rack" G. says:
Maya "Gena "T-Boz" Neutro" S. says:
I think I am the only one who thinks that is a compliment. Maybe its a cultural thing???
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I think so...I know some girls who like the term.
05/14/2008
Suge K. says:
euge, will you translate that from euglish to english?
05/14/2008
Suge K. says:
curvaceous
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
That pause between Brick & House is where da shit goes......
05/14/2008
JT F. says:
nice dumpsta
05/14/2008
Tanisha A. says:
Sheila G says:
In the burbs, I'm the norm.
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What burbs you talkin about where 'thick' is the norm?
The burbs I'm from = get lipo if you're over a size 6
05/14/2008
grace "( | )" m. says:
don't hate coz i have an unusually large pubic mound made entirely of crotch fat.
05/14/2008
luis .. says:
if someone is talking about a thick girl around me I get a raging hard on and start mounting inanimate objects.
i love me some fluffy girls too, and everyone loves husky titties.
05/14/2008
J "Towel Rack" G. says:
I watch porn and I really prefer the thick ladies..gorditas.
05/14/2008
Maya "Gena "T-Boz" Neutro" S. says:
Joe "Pho Shoyu" G. says:
Maya "Gena "T-Boz" Neutro" S. says:
I think I am the only one who thinks that is a compliment. Maybe its a cultural thing???
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I think so...I know some girls who like the term.
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I do like it, and its true, so you gotta own it. Most guys from home that I know prefer a thick girl and it is said in place of words like, sexy, fine, or whatever.
05/14/2008
Tanisha A. says:
grace "( | )" m. says:
thick is a great description for a dick.
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Amen sister!
But they like it when we call it "girthy"
05/14/2008
Junglist S. says:
being thick is not flattering, period.
05/14/2008
jordano k. says:
if a woman is bigger than me, then she is thick indeed.
05/14/2008
Mister "One Sexy Motherfucker" J. says:
Maybe we can start a campaign to bring back the acronym 'P.H.A.T.'
Pretty
Hot
And
Tempting
This way when women hear a guy call them fat, they can get away with saying, 'No baby, I meant P-H-A-T!'
And to think that Micheal Jackson came up with that acronym. Must've been talking about baby fat.
05/14/2008
grace "( | )" m. says:
my FUPA is mad thick. so are my thunder thighs. and my popeye legs.
05/14/2008
grace "( | )" m. says:
Tanisha A. says:
grace "( | )" m. says:
thick is a great description for a dick.
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Amen sister!
But they like it when we call it "girthy"
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yes, thank you!
also, a nice description for an aforementioned thick and girthy dick is... "in my mouth"
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
I thought he was into PYT's Pretty Young Things.
PHAT came from somewhere else, I'm sure.
05/14/2008
Berna "Diva La Glam" .. says:
I have gratuitous photos of my ass on Facebook and Myspace. I have gratuitous photos of my boobs on Yelp. Keep things where they belong, you know?
05/14/2008
Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:
frisco j. says:
"if a woman is bigger than me, then she is thick indeed."
Um, that's a lot of thick women out there, then....
05/14/2008
Suge K. says:
frisco, if a woman is bigger than you, she could still be anorexic.
05/14/2008
Jim K. says:
The porno Joe watches is called "Ham Slam"
05/14/2008
Suge K. says:
bitches, i already made the thick dick joke up top
"gentlemen, "thick" is probably not an accurate descriptive word for your dick"
05/14/2008
J "Towel Rack" G. says:
Suge K. says:
frisco, if a woman is bigger than you, she could still be anorexic.
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Ya I think they call it a "skeleton."
05/14/2008
Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:
Berna "Diva LaGlam" .. says:
"I have gratuitous photos of my ass on Facebook and Myspace. I have gratuitous photos of my boobs on Yelp. Keep things where they belong, you know?"
*logging on to Facebook right now*
05/14/2008
Linda "Benevolence not without limits" M. says:
frisco j. says:
"if a woman is bigger than me, then she is thick indeed."
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Might be Ellroy and Amy J are the only non-thick Yelp women I've met.
05/14/2008
Dave "Ram-a-Gamma" M. says:
thick... thick is good.... thick is fun. PYTs feel like you can break them.
Just remember dumb is bad, everything else is cool.
05/14/2008
Bella "Please FUC my reviews! http://www.yhelp.org!" W. says:
Linda "Benevolence not without limits" M. says:
frisco j. says:
"if a woman is bigger than me, then she is thick indeed."
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Might be Ellroy and Amy J are the only non-thick Yelp women I've met.
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That's b/c we're Yelpers- we like to EAT!
05/14/2008
grace "( | )" m. says:
Suge... i saw that.... but dudes with pindicks need not apply.... it's like giving a Tic Tac to a whale (tm sommore)
05/14/2008
Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:
Dave "I'm sexy when I'm drunk." M. says:
"Just remember dumb is bad, everything else is cool."
Um, I'm going to pass on back hair as well.
05/14/2008
jordano k. says:
but but but i'm skinny fat. 120 lbs and 21% body fat. holla!
05/14/2008
grace "( | )" m. says:
Thomas "nickname" F. says:
Is "fat-ass bitch" considered derogatory?
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my brothers called me that all my life.
05/14/2008
grace "( | )" m. says:
my CL listing: this fatass bitch is waiting to JODD.
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
grace "( | )" m. says:
Suge... i saw that.... but dudes with pindicks need not apply.... it's like giving a Tic Tac to a whale (tm sommore)
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Sorry! That was actually Adele Givens. But love me some Sommore!
05/14/2008
luis .. says:
i want a girl I can take a nap on...
05/14/2008
Tanisha A. says:
Sheila I was just going to say that about Adell
I miss Def Comedy Jam
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
I love my brother, but if that little shit called me a fat-ass bitch, I'd hold up a picture of his wife. Not hatin'.
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
You and me both, Tanisha!
05/14/2008
Tanisha A. says:
Just say it in French.. everything sounds better in french
Um, isnt mendacious=false?
KH you're drunk
05/14/2008
Dave "Ram-a-Gamma" M. says:
is "poundable" a compliment?
Usually uttered after a well appointed woman bends over to pick something up.
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
I also like the vagueness of "Daaaaaaaaayum!!!"
Makes me feel like I'm doing it right. Even if for all the wrong reasons!
05/14/2008
Geoff "I Got A Rock" H. says:
I have seen that Mrs. Butterworth commercial and the kid tells Mrs. Butterworth she is "thick" in a good way. So it can be a compliment.
05/14/2008
Julian J. says:
Who wants to flatter a FAT woman anyway? I mean, unless she's your mother...
05/14/2008
Ali "Gato" R. says:
I've been called thick and it doesn't bother me. It's all about delivery. One of the best compliments I've received doesn't sound good on paper, but the way he said it was incredible.
05/14/2008
Sheila G. says:
I like flattering Rochester's Big & Talls...them skinny little tight mens get compliments all the time. Somebody's gotta love big folks.
05/14/2008
Geoff "I Got A Rock" H. says:
Julian J. says:
Who wants to flatter a FAT woman anyway? I mean, unless she's your mother...
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Julian do you find when you flatter your mother it make her more receptive to your advances?
05/14/2008
Suge K. says:
"Julian do you find when you flatter your mother it make her more receptive to
