Things you don't want to hear while shopping at the MegaPlex
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07/15/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Yelled from across the store from one of the cashiers "Hey, Jai! Back already, huh???!?"
07/15/2008
JT S. says:
"My grandma would love this!"
07/15/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
I need to return this movie. I had no clue I'd find my mom in it.
07/15/2008
Dave W. says:
Owning dildos in Texas is Illegal. Please place your hands behind your back. You have the right to...
07/15/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Lmao! If that was the case, I'd be a repeat offender! Ha has
07/16/2008
Will "Milk was a bad choice" K. says:
What I wouldn't want to hear?
"mmmm-mmmm boy I shur would like to use him/her in my next snuff film... got a purty mouth."
{shudder}
07/16/2008
Jamie "Harmin' Elektra" B. says:
I'm available....just say when and where.
Don't forget to bring single dollar bills for the peep show and your ID. They check that shit at the door......or so I heard.
07/16/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Wait, ladies - Wednesdays are best - we can get our 20% discounts! LOL
07/16/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Wait, ladies - Wednesdays are best - we can get our 20% discounts! LOL
07/16/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Jamie, you drive. In leiu of gas, I'll get you a new toy. Lol!
07/17/2008
Will "Milk was a bad choice" K. says:
When looking for something simple...
"Oh I've seen large women roll their feet in a bowl of ground beef before... but I recommend pickle juice-pepto bismo bathtub bonanza..."
07/17/2008
Kimberly "wants to go back to bed" T. says:
OMG. Not only am I horribly disgusted by your comment Will, I don't think I want to have sex now for a very very long time. Wow.....I don't know what to say to that...
07/21/2008
Jamie "Harmin' Elektra" B. says:
apparently I'm the only one who knows what bucockie is....and you guys said you shopped at the megaplex.
you are all mega-imposters!
07/21/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Oh and I meant 'no' to you mentioning that (bukkake) Lol! But it sounds similar though, huh?
07/21/2008
Kimberly "wants to go back to bed" T. says:
Ok...so funny thing. I was at the AVM this past weekend, and witnessed the funniest thing that fell in line with this post. This poor kid, who was probably barely 18, and looked so nervous to be there, (mind you he appeared to be by himself) was off looking at the movies as I was checking out with my purchases. All of a sudden I heard this liquid/ice mixture drop and go presumably everywhere. Then he comes up to the counter TOTALLY embarressed, and says "um...I spilled some ice". With the most disgusted look, my cashier hands him a huge stack of folded paper towles and says nothing, glaring the whole time. He was mortified, and I felt so bad for him He was probably trying so hard to NOT call attention to himself, that he did just the opposite, and spilled his soda everywhere. Poor kid. Anywhoo...I walked out of there, cracking up, and thinking, I totally need to Yelp about this. LOL.
Oh..by the way Jai...they told me to tell you "Hi"!
07/21/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
LOL!! Poor guy! I woulda just told the everyone that I couldn't hold it much longer... hee hee
And thanks for letting me know! They're probably wondering why I haven't been around lately... *eep*
07/21/2008
Kimberly "wants to go back to bed" T. says:
LOL! I know..I felt so bad for him...he seemed to be scarred...I wonder if he ever even bought anything that night, or just slinked out, totally embarressed.
07/21/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Well at least he cleaned it up instead of just letting it sit there. But at least there's the other location he can still go to! Lol
07/21/2008
Jai "Alpa Chino" B. says:
Btw, I wonder what JT and Will think about you, me and Jamie always talking about sex and the plex... prolly think we're sex fiends or sumthin... LOL
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