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07/24/2008 Chris "Viva Las Vegas" H. says:

Superman was arrested on 3rd and pine yesterday for threatening to steal a lady's baby.  What do ya'll think?
http://www.king5.com/t...
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07/24/2008 Rylee "It's All About The" O. says:

I think Superman has enough things  to worry about - stopping bullets, slowing down fast trains, leaping tall buildings, etc. - to be taking care of a four month old.
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07/24/2008 patrick "Colonize Orbital Space" g. says:

This fills me with disgust for Superman, but I never cared for him that much anyway.  

Tony Stark would never have a breakdown like this.
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07/24/2008 Jeff "Bacon; The wonder drug." G. says:

Clearly he was under the control of Red Krptonite:

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Superman has suffered the following random effects upon exposure to various pieces of red kryptonite: being turned into a dragon, a non-powered giant, a dwarf, an ant-headed humanoid, a lunatic, and an amnesiac; being made unable to see anything colored green; growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard; being rendered totally powerless; growing fat; gaining the ability to read thoughts; growing a third eye in the back of his head; losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body; being split into an evil Superman and a good Clark Kent......
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07/24/2008 Crespin "Hey There, Hi There, Ho There!" R. says:

Damn Seattle and its red kryptonite
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07/24/2008 Chris "Viva Las Vegas" H. says:

and now he is telling the judge if she doesn't release him today, batman and wonderwoman will be real angry with him.  This guy has the whole court in stitches!
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07/24/2008 Crespin "Hey There, Hi There, Ho There!" R. says:

He is going to unlesh the Hall of Justice on these mofos.
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07/24/2008 Trish "I Know Who You" R. says:

Where's Batman when you need him?
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07/24/2008 Delilah "EPIC" R. says:

That third eye WOULD help out with said child....eyes in the back of the head n' all!
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07/24/2008 Jeff "Bacon; The wonder drug." G. says:

Harvey Dent is prosecuting the case.
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07/24/2008 Jasmine "Disco Infiltrator" M. says:

Tony Stark would be too busy getting pissed on whiskey.

But as for Superman, well we really can't say he's only human, cus he's not. But he's been around humans long enough to take on qualities, so let's just call it a moment of weakness and hopefully he'll remember to take his meds sooner then later.
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07/24/2008 Jenisa "Party Animal" W. says:

Which Superman? Tom Welling? Dean Cain? Or that Australian one? Brandon something or other?
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07/24/2008 Adam "I've got money for you in Nigeria" C. says:

Was it this guy? http://community.seatt...
Unfortunately they took the photos out of the article, which were pretty classic.
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07/24/2008 Ian "foie gracias" M. says:

Man, poor Superman.  All he wants to do is watch the game and have a Bud.

www.youtube.com/watch?...

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