You've all heard of a "dirty sanchez" or "golden shower? Right?

07/24/2008 ChRiS "JeDi" C. says:

educate her on the beauty of the "donkey punch"

07/24/2008 .Ronnie. M. says:

strawberry shortcake.

roman showers.

golden showers are SO high school.

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07/24/2008 Joe "mad flava" G. says:

Ronnie. golden showers were high school. I just had to put something up that people would recognize.

Cincinnati Bow-Tie?

07/24/2008 Kelly "Mr. Spades" H. says:

The Harry Houdini, the Bullwinkle, the Blumpie

07/24/2008 Oscar "the hamburglar" A. says:

the Chocolate pizza

07/24/2008 William "The Third" D. says:

Kelly, I believe it's proper term is "The Blumpkin".

Just check out "The Sandbag" or "The Mung", if you want to get really horrified or throw up in your mouth a little...

07/24/2008 .Ronnie. M. says:

please describe the sandbag. sounds... intriguing.

07/24/2008 Kelly "Mr. Spades" H. says:

I believe depending on your local the Cincinnatti Bowtie can also be called a. the Newyork Chili-Dog, or B. The Cleveland Steamer.

Another good one is the Free Willy

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07/24/2008 James L. says:

Its all about the Alabama Hot Pocket.

07/24/2008 traci l. says:

gorilla mask

07/24/2008 fran d. says:

this thread is cracking me up immensely.....

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Oh, you kids....

I like the eiffel tower, the angry dragon, the casper, the rodeo, and of course, the shocker.

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07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

James L. says:

Its all about the Alabama Hot Pocket.

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Ewww. Fudgesicles!

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Oh, btw - there is a film called Donkey Punch - a porno - that has some actual donkey punches in it. It's pretty brutal, and I believe out of print now. The scene where the dude has a huge ring on really hurts to watch.

I had to watch it for work. I swear.....

07/24/2008 Joe "mad flava" G. says:

Yes! This is making my day go faster!

Enlighten us on the sandbag William.

I know the "chili-dog" but what's the "New York Chili-Dog"

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07/24/2008 Virginia K. says:

ca we get some descriptions here. I'm not familiar with all of these ;)

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Phoenix - there's a couple of them out. The one with the cutting I've seen, and it's pretty tame. This one is straight up brutal - I mean, they are socking these chicks to the point that eyes are rolling. It was ...  uncomfortable.

07/24/2008 Kelly "Mr. Spades" H. says:

Lets also not forget the infamous "Hot Carl"

07/24/2008 James L. says:

Rusty Trombone?

07/24/2008 traci l. says:

whenever i think about donkey punches my head starts to hurt

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

I still vote that the Casper is one of the best ever. And fun for your pals, too!

07/24/2008 Gerard "your face" I. says:

Candy Cane

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07/24/2008 Kelly "Mr. Spades" H. says:

Ok , this is one of the nastiest ones I know of...found here...http://www.subgenius.c...

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and
discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you
stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry
smothers your face.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

James L. says:

Rusty Trombone?

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per urbandictionary.com

The act of performing analingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

07/24/2008 Will "Super Nintendo Chalmers" M. says:

Superman that hoe

07/24/2008 John "classy like Franzia" M. says:

There's a "Laughing Banker?!" Details!

07/24/2008 Anthony "Likes the taste of go-go boys" S. says:

Well, as a Sanchez, I resent that such a fowl thing is named after our kin. Ah, who am I kidding. I like the PR.

So I thought that Dirty Sanchez is a Los Angeles based band with Jackie Beat at Mario Diaz:
http://www.wearedirtys...

07/24/2008 William "The Third" D. says:

For Ronnie:

Sandbag
Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to fuck away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.

07/24/2008 Alvin "CHANANDALAR BONG" V. says:

I'm glad I read this thread AFTER lunch.

07/24/2008 David L. says:

haha there are also Mexican Avalanche and Cleveland Steamer

07/24/2008 Roman "Smells like a Russian" T. says:

I like the Spiderman

07/24/2008 Virginia K. says:

it spunds like something you'd order at a bar... "mexican avalanche" LOL

07/24/2008 Kelly "Mr. Spades" H. says:

The Miami Hurricane-  when the girl is tossing your salad you take a nice gasser on her tongue.. creating a mini hurricane. This was practiced by Spanish missionaries on the Indians when they came to America

07/24/2008 Chris "VOLTRON" C. says:

this thread makes me eL Oh eL

07/24/2008 Joe "mad flava" G. says:

Sandbag is freakin' awesome William!!!! Anyone one down for a trip to Tahiti?

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

Nasty bitches.
I'm a big fan of the snowangel.  An Alabama Snow Angel if I ever meet siblings.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

The Eiffel Tower -

You bring a girl home - preferably French, and proceed to have wild sex. Mid-coitus, a male friend joins you for some oral action. As the two of you are going to town on each end, all standing, you give your buddy a high-five, thereby creating a form similar to the Eiffel Tower.

The Casper -

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, you slip out and let a buddy slip in. You then walk around the house, and wave at her through the window, like a friendly ghost.

The Rodeo -vers. 1-

While having sex with a large girl, you grab her breast as hard as possible, then try to hang on to the bucking beast for 8 seconds.

The Rodeo - vers. 2

Bring a girl home, but have your friends waiting for you, hiding, dressed as clowns. Mid sex, you yell, "RODEO!" and they all run out. You try to stay on for 8 seconds.

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07/24/2008 Roo "Aint nothing Gentle about this Man" M. says:

The Salad Shooter -

Let me know if you find the description anywhere as I'm fairly sure I invented this.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Roo - Is that a cleveland steamer after a salad binge?

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

I still need to know what a Salad Shooter is!

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

My favorite is the Abraham Lincoln... shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your guy/girl to give you a blowjob and when you cum on his/her face, throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen-soaked partners face and he/she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

07/24/2008 Robert "lungs are over-rated, get gills" C. says:

Jonathan:

Your Rodeo's remind me of another one that I learned from the intertubes.

The Swedish Rodeo.

You are mid coitus, preferably from behind, and then lean over, whisper in her ear that you have some drastic disease (AIDS, Herpes, really bad crabs, usw.) and then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

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07/24/2008 Ahmad R. says:

goodness..we are really classing it up today

rusty trombone anyone? hahah

07/24/2008 Roo "Aint nothing Gentle about this Man" M. says:

Salad Shooter - "Hitting the Dirt Road" and as you're about to "unload your cart" you start repeatedly jabbing her in the ribs with your thumbs for rapid-fire involuntary clench/unclench action.

07/24/2008 Roo "Aint nothing Gentle about this Man" M. says:

Much more humane than a Donkey Punch

07/24/2008 Aimee P. says:

ambush paddington

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Roo - That's like the friendly donkey punch!

The Angry Dragon is a fun one, too. When getting head and you're about to cum, you push your cock in as deep as possible. She gags, and there's nowhere for the cum to go, so it shoots out her nose, and she looks like an angry dragon.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

For the gay guys - I just heard of docking. That seems really... um... odd.

07/24/2008 .Ronnie. M. says:

hahahahhhahahahh @ angry dragon.

07/24/2008 Roo "Aint nothing Gentle about this Man" M. says:

Jonathan - The chances of getting action after Donkey Punching your partner = Very Slim

After the Salad Shooter = Pretty high as long as you don't jab TOO hard lol

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

Docking hurts more than it is pleasurable but it is pretty to look at.

Who's up for some shrimpin'?  I've got the straw, who's got an appetite?

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Roo - Have you seen that there is a British indie film about the Donkey Punch? It's called, Donkey Punch (duh). Anyway, the guy apparently kills the girl in this method on a yacht they party on, and then the horror show of dumping the body and convincing her friends to shut up begins.

It looks terrible, but amazing how the term has invaded the lexicon.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Eric - I thought shrimping was toe sucking - does it have a new meaning?

07/24/2008 Juan L. says:

Feltching

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

Shrimpin'?
That's when you nut up someone's chocolate chute and suck it out with a straw.
Just thinking about it makes me gag.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

Docking!!!  That is HOT!  I remember reading about it years ago in an Encyclopedia of Bizarre Sexual Practices (research for a term paper).  I should have researched THAT!  They had a picture any everything.

But nothing, absolutely nothing, is worse than an Ass Tulip, or "rosebud" as they're known in some circles.  There's even a how-to on the internet on "growing" one yourself.

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

Felching involves sucking it out sans straw.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

Eric, this one's for you :  http://www.powerfist.c...

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Wow. Suddenly all those prolapse videos seem pretty timid.

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

Courtney, is the link SFW?

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07/24/2008 .Ronnie. M. says:

.......eric. it says powerfist. how safe is power fisting? don't answer htat

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07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

absolutely not!!!!!!

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07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

Powerfist... sounds like my favorite way to greet people.

07/24/2008 Juan L. says:

Courtney. LOL!!!!!!!!

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

Oh
My
GOD!
.
.
.

I just came, like, 5 times.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

No one like a Clitourist.....

Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

Hehehheheh... I actually knew someone with one of those, but it wasn't intentional.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

*rosebud that is.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

It's bad when you go to a bar and then have to Coyote.

Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

the coyote - ahahhahahha!!!!

07/24/2008 Juan L. says:

That's the biggest ManC*nt, i have ever seen.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

This is my favorite thread, EVER.

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07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

That's the kinda ass you need to strap a 2' X 4' on your back to not fall in.
Hawt!

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Only saw this one on film, once, but the Dog in the Bathtub is quite impressive.

Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

"That's the kinda ass you need to strap a 2' X 4' on your back to not fall in.  Hawt!"

AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA!!!  That is BRILLIANT!  Now my co-workers are asking my why I'm cackling like a mental patient back here!  I don't think I'm gonna tell them why.

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

"Dog in a Bathtub"... sweet Jesus, that is funny!  I thank all of you for giving me new material!  I like to stay in the know.

07/24/2008 Juan L. says:

I wonder how long, before this thread is shut down!

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

I can't believe it took me this long to remember the Flying Camel!

Flying Camel, The - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Or another personal favorite - just for the element of surprise - the Houdini.

Houdini, The - Going at it doggy style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit hard, but quietly, on her back so she thinks that you have come. When she turns around unleash a blast into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering at what a great guy you are, and how you managed it.

07/24/2008 Claire H. says:

Cropdusting

(moving quickly through a crowd while farting SBDs)

07/24/2008 Courtney "The Hot-Buttered Soul Rapist" H. says:

BEAUTIFUL!  I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while!  Thank you guys so much!!!  (wiping tears)

07/24/2008 Juan L. says:

(scratching head) ----------- trying to picture it. Maybe I can find it in youporn.com

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07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

The good thing is that there are things you can do alone, too. The Stranger, for example.

Stranger, The - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

Juan - if you want to find this stuff, you're better off trying www.efukt.com

07/24/2008 Skorbo "The Greek" .. says:

My GF offered to make me a cherry pie for my birthday.

07/24/2008 Juan L. says:

LOL!

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

I think this may be the last of my choice cuts, but the Zombie Mask is awesome-ly terrible.

Zombie Mask, The - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash - barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

07/24/2008 Eric "Paranoid, Not Android" T. says:

The Stranger can only be perfected by painting your nails in a different color or wearing a snazzy bracelet.

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

I almost put this one in the lactose intolerant thread:

French Motor Boat - The act of placing your nuts in a glass of whole milk and then making your girlfriend blow bubbles in it with a straw (whole milk produces better bubbles).

07/24/2008 Jonathan "Mr. Crankypants - Back in Jail again. Why?????" M. says:

And this one is too funny to leave out:

Fresh Prince - When doing your girl doggystyle and you "arrive", slap her on the ass with your right hand, make a fist with your right thumb extended (as if hitchhiking), point to the right and say "PSHHH".

07/24/2008 Homer "Tofusando" S. says:

Cleveland steamer, Louisiana slippery lizard. The Cleveland  steamer is when you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave!

07/24/2008 David L. says:

Mexican avalanche:

you ejaculate on some girls hair and then you throw her down a flight of stairs

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07/24/2008 Star "*** SUPERGIRL ***" R. says:

Wow, there are sooooo many terms I am not familiar with, just when I thought I had an extensive education and a rich vocabulary, hahahahaha  :)

I did learn what a "dirty sanchez" is from the beaner man skit on the Mind Of Mencia

And I learned what "tossed salad" was during that whole Oprah controversy (I don't watch Oprah, but they talked about that incident on every news program for a while, haha)

07/24/2008 chico "rebel yelp" f. says:

The Cheekster !

07/24/2008 chico "rebel yelp" f. says:

Here's a video reference...

http://www.yelp.com/to...

07/24/2008 Star "*** SUPERGIRL ***" R. says:

Hmmm, I am reading and it sounds like a lot of these are just humorous created bs, lol.....and I thought I was going to learn some new terms, grrrr....lol  :)

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07/24/2008 chico "rebel yelp" f. says:

Star...the video on that link is dead, but here are some layman term you can look up.

08/28/2007 Gin-Chong "EJ" T. says:

Man, Chico, that says you're sick. LOL, J/K.

Well, here's what we have so far. I didn't find a definition for when he looks at his watch (before he...uh...punches the donkey), the brown billiard ball thing, nor the painter in the corner. Too bad the video is such low res. I'm sure there's plenty of details that are missed.

1)  Beef curtains  -  http://www.urbandictio...
2)  Bell end  -  http://www.urbandictio...
3)  Choking the chicken  -  http://www.urbandictio...
4)  Cream pie  -  http://www.urbandictio...
5)  Dirt track  -  http://www.urbandictio...
6)  Dirty Sanchez  -  http://www.urbandictio...
7)  Dog in the bathtub  -  http://www.urbandictio...
8)  Donkey punch  -  http://www.urbandictio...
9)  Hand shandy  -  http://www.urbandictio...
10)  Meat sandwich  -  http://www.urbandictio...
11)  Number 69  -  http://www.urbandictio...
12)  Pig sword  -  http://www.urbandictio...
13)  Ron Jeremy  -  http://www.urbandictio...
14)  Rusty trombone  -  http://www.urbandictio...
15)  Sorry about the head  -  http://www.urbandictio...
16)  Space docking  -  http://www.urbandictio...
17)  Spiderman  -  http://www.urbandictio...
18)  Spit roast  -  http://www.urbandictio...
19)  Tea bag  -  http://www.urbandictio...
20)  Tradesman  -  http://www.urbandictio...