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The Grilled Cheese Invitational: Bread, Butter, Cheese, VICTORY!

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10/16/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE THE BEST GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH IN THE BAY?

I know, you're wondering if that question is all-caps important, but, my cheese-loving amigo, I assure you it TOTALLY IS!

Ladies and Gentlemen, on October 25th, we will part the mighty mountain of loaves, wade knee-deep in the cheese and swim eye-high in the butter fat to determine who in the bay area is a Grilled Cheese Champion(tm).

The "Grilled Cheese Invitational" is an official competition with prizes awarded for each category. The competition will be begin promptly at 8:00 pm at Eli's Mile High Club in North Oakland. This is a serious competition and only the strong will achieve victory in The Grilled Cheese Invitational, with all the associated bragging rights available therein. All those looking to compete in the Invitational smust read the rules and regulations before they register their sammich. Pre-registration for the 1st Annual Oakland Regional Grilled Cheese Invitational is now open.

Doors to the event will open at 7:00pm and the grilling will start promptly at 8:00pm.

All those planning on grilling should be there to receive their ballots by 7:30pm.

Judging for the event will be open to anyone who wants to sample grilled cheeses.

Anyone is welcome to attend this event and you do not have to compete in order to sample a sammich. All voting is done by audience ballot and each competitor must prepare at least 16 samples of their sammich for the gathered audience members to judge.

There are three categories and they start grilling in this order:

The Missionary Position: Standard bread, standard butter, and standard cheese.

The Kama Sutra: Exotic or standard bread, butter, and cheese plus additional ingredients.

The Honey Pot: Exotic or standard bread, butter, and cheese, but a sandwich that is sweet in general, or would best be served as dessert.

For those of you who are looking to compete, you must first familiarize yourself with the rules of competition and then register your sammich to compete.

The Grilled Cheese Invitational will be providing at least 10 "Olympic-rated" cooking surfaces for the event but participants are required to bring the ingredients for the sammiches they are entering in the competition. Each competitor must be prepared to create 16 samples of sammiches, at least four sammiches cut into quarters, in order to be scored properly for the competition. Obviously, consistency will be a key element to sammich performance.

Register your sammich here:
http://www.grilledchee...

Follow the saga and get grilled cheese tips here:
http://www.hellonormal...
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10/16/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

Oh yeah, and here's Eli's awesome reviews on this very site: http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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10/16/2007 Quinn "Does the NY Times Sunday Crossword in Sharpie" S. says:

I registered!  I'm in the sweet sandwich category.  Look out chumps!
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10/16/2007 Vivian "Loves Bacon" W. says:

Oh cool! I love grilled cheese!
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10/16/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

Right the fuck on. I'm a missionary girl myself.
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10/16/2007 Jessie "doesn't have a froyo list" L. says:

grill + cheese = goodness
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10/16/2007 bloopie "your mom gets 5 stars" s. says:

this sounds tasty and fun!
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10/17/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

I just posted a "honey pot" grilled cheese recipe on the blog: http://www.hellonormal.... Try it and let me know what you think! mmmm... desert grilled cheese!
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10/17/2007 amy t. says:

Normal O I will try your honey pot sounds pretty good
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10/17/2007 Vivian "Loves Bacon" W. says:

trick is mayo! :)
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10/17/2007 Marcella N. says:

Cooter.. is it olive oil?

I don't think I've ever made a grilled cheese b4
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10/17/2007 neil "f u" c. says:

Mayo on a grilled cheese. Eww, nastiness.

I want a grilled cheese and tomato soup, plz
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10/17/2007 Jen S. says:

This is the most badass event ever!

mayo? grody.
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10/17/2007 Ali "Gato" R. says:

this is awesome. i might have to do this.
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10/17/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

I couldn't agree more! Mayo? Ick!!!

Anyways, I'm not judging because I'm hardly impartial. If the masses like Mayo, then mayo it is. Personally, my secret ingredient is crusted Parmesan on the outside. YUM! I made a breakfast grilled cheese sandwich the other morning and it was the best way to start my day. Well, *almost* the best.
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10/17/2007 Keane L. says:

Is it wrong that this thread turns me on?

I used to make quesadillas in one of those George Foreman grills. Tomato was always good, but made it so wet.
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10/17/2007 Keane L. says:

Onions, garlic, and olive oil... like a pizza mmm...
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10/17/2007 Keane L. says:

basil, sea salt..
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10/17/2007 neil "f u" c. says:

Parmesan on the outside is great, if the bread is strong enough to take it.
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10/17/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

One word: Sourdough

Is sourdough one word or two? Regardless. It's durable. I wouldn't try this sort of tomfoolery with potato bread, that's for sure.
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10/17/2007 Elise F. says:

Do they need judges to try the sandwiches? I'm all over that.
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10/17/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

Actually, EVERYONE is the judge! That's right, everyone in the whole goddamn audience will have chances to sample the carefully crafted sammiches.... and then vote using our super-secret, super-special computador balloting system, which tabulates the data INSTAMAGICALLY!

So yes, if you show up, you can be a judge.
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10/17/2007 BILL "Enter the Billtron" M. says:

dood..I'm gonna rock one right now;)
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10/18/2007 Fishbits "My name?... NO!  I daren't say my name" X. says:

THIS IS SO COOL I AM FREAKING OUT.
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10/19/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

The response has been so good that we opened up the competition to 10 more entrants!! (unfortunately, 8 of those were snapped up before I got around to posting here... so, ah, there are only 2 spaces left).

The trophies are coming today or Monday... we've selected the kung-fu kick girl as the, eh, what do you call it? the thingie at the top... you know, that little statue thingie? well, it's a kung fu girl kicking a grilled cheese sandwich. Personally, I can hardly believe we're having a Grilled Cheese Competition in a dive karaoke bar in Oakland, but here we are and we're gonna do it.

It's shaping up to be a bit of a large event, so come as close to 8pm as you can if you want to get some grilled cheesey goodness in your maw.
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10/19/2007 Michael "I have no nickname" M. says:

Mayo is the secret to crisp bread!

My super duper grilled cheese will destroy the competition!!
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10/19/2007 JoJo "the Jo-jitsu Master" C. says:

This sounds like the most awesome event ever!!

mmmmmmmmmmm..Cheesey goodness...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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10/19/2007 lulu p. says:

OMG i'm so hungry.

i want me a samwich!
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10/22/2007 Normal "Puttin' the 'ass' in 'classy'" O. says:

Well, by way of follow-up, I got the trophies in today:
http://static.px.yelp....

Ready to taste the cheesy battle to the death? I sure am!
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10/22/2007 luis .. says:

um...yes!
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10/22/2007 Eric L. says:

this thread made me CRAZY hungry just now
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10/22/2007 Max "El Capitan" K. says:

Wow this is awesome.   I am there.   What a great idea!


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