Trick or Treat!
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9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
...smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!
Halloween is silently approaching, and I need to make my shopping list before they jack up the candy prices.
What are you filling your Halloween candy bags with? Kids aren't the only one Trick or Treating nowadays ;)
9/16/2009
Roxie "you're marshin' my mallow, man" H. says:
100 grand. reeses peanutbutter cups. snickers. milky way dark. baby ruths. kit kats. laffy taffy. green tootsie rolls.
(they already jacked up the prices near me. Sept 1st there was Halloween themed candy in stores)
9/16/2009
Roxie "you're marshin' my mallow, man" H. says:
oh, peanut m&ms. reeses fast break. pretty much reese's anything, really. you ever get like, a cupcake, or delicious homemade chocolate covered pretzels and your mom wouldn't let you eat them?
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Jax "can get the pregnant and hav a baybie" B. says:
you ever get like, a cupcake, or delicious homemade chocolate covered pretzels and your mom wouldn't let you eat them?
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Yeah, one year some lady made chocolate and caramel brownies with the gummy worms on top. The bitch made me throw it away cuz she thought it had poison or razors. Mom I hate you!
9/16/2009
Craig "Mr. Pinchy" N. says:
mary janes. cause i love the disappointed looks on the kids' faces.
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Peter- yeah packaged is the safer way to go.
I once got these things called Happy Hippos and have been addicted to them since:
http://www.99pstoreslt...Too bad they're like 5 bucks for 5 of these or I'd be giving it out this year :(
9/16/2009
Colin "YooO BuddaYY" O. says:
did anyone walk around with unicef boxes when they were little from school? "Hey can I have some change with my candy?"
9/16/2009
nikki c. says:
Gabrielle "Le Suffergette" M. says:
Jax "can get the pregnant and hav a baybie" B. says:
you ever get like, a cupcake, or delicious homemade chocolate covered pretzels and your mom wouldn't let you eat them?
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Yeah, one year some lady made chocolate and caramel brownies with the gummy worms on top. The bitch made me throw it away cuz she thought it had poison or razors. Mom I hate you!
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http://www.snopes.com/...now go give your mom a hug and a cupcake!
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Colin "YooO BuddaYY" O. says:
did anyone walk around with unicef boxes when they were little
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No but one halloween we all dressed like bums and had a lot of doors slam in our faces or unanswered. I was mad too cuz I saw them giving out candy to other kids before we got there, and now they're all acting like no one's home.
9/16/2009
Dr. Gonzo "Goddamn Right I Did" M. says:
Halloween is rapidly becoming a holiday where generation Y, having repressed all those trick or treating events their parents wouldn't let them attend, dress up like sluts and go practice binge drinking a casual sex instead. Only time in my life I've seem someone with a prada handbag defecate behind a car. watch out for razors?!?!
9/16/2009
Roxie "you're marshin' my mallow, man" H. says:
Gabrielle "Le Suffergette" M. says:
ADDITIONAL Q:
What would you LIKE to have in your Halloween Bag?
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whatever i give out is what i like. i eat it all and leave none for the kiddies.
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Colin- No, but that was later.
Dr. Gonzo- ok so what would you put in those sluts' halloween bag? This is about Candy and Tricks and Treats!
9/16/2009
nikki c. says:
Dr. Gonzo "Bite it!" M. says:
Halloween is rapidly becoming a holiday where generation Y, having repressed all those trick or treating events their parents wouldn't let them attend, dress up like sluts and go practice binge drinking a casual sex instead. Only time in my life I've seem someone with a prada handbag defecate behind a car. watch out for razors?!?!
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i think it started when bars with costume for cash contests started giving prizes to the hottest nekkidist costumes...and the rest is history.
this and the scene from revenge of the nerds and the moonwalk sex scene.
9/16/2009
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Mike S. says:
I never liked candy as a kid. I would collect it and it would just sit in a bag for weeks. Eventually I'd give it my sister or my parents.
I would have preferred something like mashed potatoes. But I guess that would have been logistically impossible.
9/16/2009
Colin "YooO BuddaYY" O. says:
i like that.... nekkidist....
**Picks up the phone, starts dialing Webster.**
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Mike- Not fresh, but the frozen kind would have been a good one. There was this weird lady from my block who never had candy. Instead she'd just find whatever was in her house and give it away. On different years we got staples, a frozen lean cuisine dinner, a notepad, pens from her doctor's office, and my favorite- catnip.
9/16/2009
lisa "liz lemon fanclub president" a. says:
Craig "pinchy" N. says:
mary janes. cause i love the disappointed looks on the kids' faces.
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i LOVE Mary Janes AND Bit o Honey.
:)
9/16/2009
Colin "YooO BuddaYY" O. says:
Was Adam Sandler secretly holding her up inside to give these things to you?
9/16/2009
David L. says:
i'm going to buy a ton of white-chocolate reeses peanut butter cups and pay day candy bars, then i'm going to deadbolt my door and eat 'em all!
9/16/2009
michelle "champagne bubblehead" i. says:
i rarely eat sweets, candy or any kind of dessert. i totally lost the taste for sugar.... as a kid though, i lived for candy!
peanut butter cups were my favorite. i also liked kraft caramels.
9/16/2009
David L. says:
did anybody else used to be obsessed with Werther's Originals? I was the only kid I knew who loved 'em.
9/16/2009
Craig "Mr. Pinchy" N. says:
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
i give out nips for halloween.
9/16/2009
Janeen "The Film Noir Edition" B. says:
4 minutes ago lisa "patiently waiting for Fall..." a. says:
@ neeners:
you're weird.
:)
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4 minutes ago Craig "pinchy" N. says:
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
i give out nips for halloween.
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9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
David L. says:
did anybody else used to be obsessed with Werther's Originals? I was the only kid I knew who loved 'em.
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Yes! I was made fun of because the other kids say it's old people candy. Did you try the Werther's Original Caramelts? Eeeeevil
9/16/2009
David L. says:
No I've never even heard of their Caramelts...
yep, everyone said I was an old man because my favorite candies were butterscotch and werther's originals :)
and then i discovered Reeses Pieces! :)
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
I only started liking Reeses Pieces after seeing E.T. That movie was scary! Well, the alien was ,anyway.
9/16/2009
David L. says:
yep, me too -- "hoooooooooome" "ellllllllllllliotttttttttt"
9/16/2009
David L. says:
You give out liquor bottles? Can I come to your house on Oct31, pleassssssssssse?
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
I used to think those little liquor bottles had nail polish remover inside, ick! Oh how times have changed.
It was weird that the feared neighborhood pedo 3 blocks from us gave those away for Halloween. Specifically, the Bailey's ones. Lucky for me he only liked boys.
9/16/2009
David L. says:
Where does that pedo live? I'm a boy. I like free little booze bottles.
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Craig-
Go to NJ State Sex offender's search engine.
"WARNING!
Any person who uses the information contained herein to threaten, intimidate or harass another, or who otherwise misuses that information may be subject to criminal prosecution or civil liability. "
9/16/2009
Colin "YooO BuddaYY" O. says:
i don't think he's gonna be harassing the pedo, I think he's looking to have his b-hole harassed a lil
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Oh I know Colin. I just had to throw that out there, bad habit from working for The Man many light years ago.
9/16/2009
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Toy "oh my gooodness" L. says:
My friend had a Halloween party two years ago and we made goody bags with condoms, flavored lubes, small sex toys, and genital shapes candy.
9/16/2009
DELETE ACCOUNT D. says:
I don't buy candy to give, but I usually take candy apples to my buddy's party. Caramel and butterscotch schnapps.
9/16/2009
Mike "The-Boss" V. says:
Gabrielle is correct! "*Note to self: stop at Jax's house on Halloween*"...It may be worth the effort to drop by later on and hopefully the good stuff won't all be gone..... .. ... . .. .. ... .
9/16/2009
Roxie "you're marshin' my mallow, man" H. says:
Janeen "i'm what the french call "les incompetent"" B. says:
I don't really like candy
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i didn't like candy my whole life until now. i always preferred savory things. call me weird.
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i wish european candy was easier to find here. aero bars, flake bars, and my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE... Crunchie!!!!! they're all less sweet and therefore, more appealing to mah tastebudz
9/16/2009
Anya "Learning to cook" S. says:
Peanut M&M's, Nerds, Hershey's assorted minis (I'll keep the darks for myself. Bwaaaahahaaa!
9/16/2009
Funda S. says:
Anya--you seem familiar
9/16/2009
matthew "rehab is for quitters" h. says:
i asked miles what he wanted to be for halloween (he's 4 1/2)
and i LOVE his answer just because of the extremes
he said he either want to be darth vader or a bunny
9/16/2009
Gabrielle "Boner Schnitzel" M. says:
Jax "can get the pregnant and hav a baybie" B. says:
wish european candy was easier to find here. aero bars, flake bars, and my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE... Crunchie!!!!! they're all less sweet and therefore, more appealing to mah tastebudz
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Girl they got em like in every deli around here! I love those mint aero bars, and the Yorkie bars that say "It's NOT FOR GIRLS"
http://farm4.static.fl...
9/16/2009
Lis "mis en place" K. says:
At least 10 of those foot long Charleston Chews, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, Dark Chocolate, Milky Way, Snickers, Caramel Apples, and Candy Corn
9/16/2009
nikki c. says:
Janine "enjoying the simple things!" W. says:
I liked a candy that looked similar to wood. I forget the name of it.
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penisnickers?
penistwizzlers
penismuskateers?
penischews?
almond joys? (sometimes you feel like a nut;p)
9/16/2009
Oriana "C'mon...this beat cost a lot of money!" J. says:
Am I the only one who hates halloween candy, but loves the parade/freakshow?
I mean, most of that candy is made a year in advance, and by the time it gets to you, the cocoa butter has bloomed (read: ashy chocolate).
9/16/2009
Louis "The Wanderer" D. says:
I don't buy candy in a dollar store. I assure you mine is fresh. You can ring my bell.
9/16/2009
Oriana "C'mon...this beat cost a lot of money!" J. says:
Even Mars/Hershey/Lindt shit is old...I interned with Lindt while in undergrad, and the first thing they taught us to do was how to read the codes on the back of all commercial brands. The codes; the month, day, year and plant the candy was made.
If half the regular sized crap sitting around Duane Reade's checkout is 18+ months old...you don't even wanna know about your fun-sized treats.
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