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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Summer is practically here and with it comes tight t-shirts, tank tops, and air conditioning = nippleage.

Are perked up nipples too distracting?  Should we hide them?

Or are they glowing testaments to glorious boobage that need to shine on?
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05/16/2008 Sami "HESMOVEDON" W. says:

Please don not hide them, I repeat DO NOT HIDE THEM, and tell your friends too
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05/16/2008 Mason T. says:

It's all fun and games until you put an eye out.
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05/16/2008 j u m a. says:

all my bras are lined to prevent my other eye balls from making eye contact
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05/16/2008 Calig "The Jeff Goldblum Hunter" M. says:

I believe there was a nipple discussion at Scott's UYE last night. But it was more areola-centric.
I'm all for a little headlight action. It provides endless amusement when you're talking to someone and they're just staring at your nips.
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05/16/2008 adrian .. says:

oh yeah!!  gotta love the nipples!!
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05/16/2008 Cidne "The ALPHA BITCH queen" W. says:

lmao, sami!
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

What if they're really big, like say, raspberries?  

Does size matter or are all nipples appreciated equally?
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05/16/2008 Andy S. says:

I enjoy this occassion every time I get the opportunity.
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05/16/2008 Chico "rebel yelp" F. says:

love em...
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05/16/2008 Akiko "JT" T. says:

It depends, Tempura Assassin.  I used to not worry about it - it is what it was.  Then someone at work left me a roll of scotch tape on my desk with a post it saying, "JT, it's rude to point".  (Assuming she meant, tape them down.  F That!!)  After that, I got the picture and made sure to have at least a light padding!  LOL
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05/16/2008 Sami "HESMOVEDON" W. says:

i don't think you heard me, do not hide them!! period!!!
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05/16/2008 ART "Aprilia" L. says:

Can I have some milk now??
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05/16/2008 Andy S. says:

I appreciate all sizes equally.
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05/16/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Always love a trip down Mammary Lane....
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05/16/2008 fran d. says:

mmmmm......nipples......the nippler the better!

however, in public.....hmmmm......just don't complain if we're staring at your tits......you're practically asking for it.....
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05/16/2008 Pete "I'm your Huckleberry" C. says:

uhm yeah...don't hide them...
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05/16/2008 Scott "8.5, baby! Did you feel the earth moving?" K. says:

Kerry, all nipples are appreciated equally in Scott K World. Little pill-shaped ones. Ones with the circumference of a friggin' dime. Fat ones, pointy ones, the kind that are shy and only come out in the cold, the ones that.....  *pauses*

OK, I need a cold shower now.
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05/16/2008 Andy S. says:

If there is any volunteers needed to judge quality, texture, size, firmness, etc. I am available.
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05/16/2008 Derek "Zoolander" Z. says:

kerry - its all good.
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Interesting....
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05/16/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

I prefer the silver dollar ones myself...
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05/16/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Or the ones that you can cut glass with...
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05/16/2008 CarrotBreath .. says:

yeh!! nipples thread. Anyway kerry sometimes use sassybax/nips...you can keep washing them. Though not the full 45x that they say.
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Akiko -  sorry you had to endure that.  Something tells me there's more to the story than your good points.  My guess is that woman was jealous and looking for something to try to make you feel bad about.  But if she has authority, then of course, there's no choice, you have to pad.  That sucks.

Humm....I think we need to have a nipple appreciation night.
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05/16/2008 Calig "The Jeff Goldblum Hunter" M. says:

Big nipples are kind of scary in my book. What sort of babies are they meant to be nursing? Monster babies, that's what sort.

monster babies.
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05/16/2008 Derek "Zoolander" Z. says:

kerry - hook it up....
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05/16/2008 Joan "of Yelp" S. says:

I think a hint of nip is cool, don't overdo it.
I think showing too much of anything is not nearly as sexy as leaving some to the imagination.
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Thanks CarrotBreath!  I'll check out that bran...because my points are fairly distracting.  Based on Akiko's experience, they'd be good in a professional/business setting.  Slipping in a little pad is much better for summer rather than having to roast in a hot padded bra all day.
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05/16/2008 Calig "The Jeff Goldblum Hunter" M. says:

I suggest for nipple appreciation night that everyone is required to provide a nipple picture and then we try and match the nipple to the owner.
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

OK...I'm working on it.  End of May.
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05/16/2008 Derek "Zoolander" Z. says:

kerry - i bow to you :-)
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05/16/2008 Jill "be extraordinary!" C. says:

i recently was made aware that i nip when i sneeze.....  i never knew...
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05/16/2008 Cidne "The ALPHA BITCH queen" W. says:

Sounds, FUN!!!!  Though Daisy wil be in my avatar, guarding my nips....so a dead giveaway.
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05/16/2008 Jonathan "Token" L. says:

Nipple UYE should be at Milk.
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05/16/2008 Mike "The Drunken Master" D. says:

is it bad if I already hd a nipple pic of myself before i even viewed this thread?

and as long as they aren't longer than a standard pencil eraser it's all gravy...until we lose an eye...
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Calig - monster babies, like THIS?  Dun-dun-duuuuuuun:  http://static.px.yelp....
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05/16/2008 ruth l. says:

I like nipples, and in the grand tradition of wanting what you don't have, I think mega-nipples are pretty awesome.
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05/16/2008 Scott "8.5, baby! Did you feel the earth moving?" K. says:

Calig. Awesome idea. Can I make nametags with little boobs on them for the Nipple Appreciation Event?
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Jonathan, where's Milk?
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05/16/2008 Maneli "I love bacon" B. says:

YES! too distracting...I can't focus if they are pointed at me.

Use the 'pedal stickers'....just make sure you don't buy them from the outlets on the way to vegas...last time the glue on the ones I got was so strong, it ripped off a thin layer of skin, and i had an almost pedal shaped scar on both boobies
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05/16/2008 Jonathan "Token" L. says:

Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Jonathan, where's Milk?

http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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Maneli "I like Bacon" B. says:

YES! too distracting...I can't focus if they are pointed at me.

Use the 'pedal stickers'....just make sure you don't buy them from the outlets on the way to vegas...last time the glue on the ones I got was so strong, it ripped off a thin layer of skin, and i had an almost pedal shaped scar on both boobies

Poor boobies :(
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05/16/2008 Chelsea "the Velociraptor" L. says:

I always have a jacket with me incase this happens. I hate getting attention for my boobs....they're already a DD i don't need hard nipples pokin' out too!
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05/16/2008 Armen B. says:

More the better....bring them on!
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05/16/2008 ruth l. says:

I think Amy Sedaris's lemon nipples are pretty awesome:  

http://www.jerriblank....
http://www.jerriblank....
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05/16/2008 K D. says:

I wear padded bras so I don't have that problem.
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05/16/2008 Al "WTP!!" V. says:

Perked up nipples are endearing, like shoulder pads were in the 80s.
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05/16/2008 Tina "this kitchen is biiiitccchiinnn" L. says:

Seriously, it's too much of a bother to cover them up. It's a natural function - don't be ashamed of it. Especially if your chest isn't that big. I don't wear a bra most of the time because mine is super tiny! Wearing a bra or even little patchies..whatever they're called.. they're a bother and an irritation.
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05/16/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

I would say that anyone who is DD or better should be sitting up in the front...
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

ruth - wow!  and those look REAL too.
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05/16/2008 Amador "Skeletor of the Three Wisemen" A. says:

I'm good as long as the nipple(s) doesn't look like a miniature penis on your chest...

That would just freak me out.
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05/16/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Greg - Ew.  I wonder if it comes with sanitizing wipes.  ~*blech*~
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05/16/2008 Calig "The Jeff Goldblum Hunter" M. says:

Scott "Don't worry, girl, I'm only gonna be 75% in..." K. says:

Calig. Awesome idea. Can I make nametags with little boobs on them for the Nipple Appreciation Event?

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No, names are just going to be written on the boobs themselves.
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05/16/2008 Calig "The Jeff Goldblum Hunter" M. says:

Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Calig - monster babies, like THIS?  Dun-dun-duuuuuuun:  http://static.px.yelp....

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Is that yours? Adorable!! No monster baby there!
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05/16/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

"The next thing you know, she's getting gauged!"

Funny Greg!!

If only it were that easy...
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05/16/2008 Kat "The Juggernaut" S. says:

I was recently informed that my nipples are pretty much always showing through my shirts and pretty much always distracting people. I had no idea. I'm just kind of a free spirited person. I also like to pretend that built into the shirt shelf bras are adequate for my D cup wonders, but they really aren't. I just hate underwire so much! Even with sports bras my nips shine through.
Ladies, do you ever get N.O.D.? or Nipple of Death, which is when one nipple is erect, but the other one is just chillin'? That always makes me feel off balance.
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05/16/2008 ChRiS "JeDi" C. says:

Jill "robot girl" C. says:

i recently was made aware that i nip when i sneeze.....  i never knew...

______________________________ __________

i knew :)
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05/16/2008 Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:

Saying that nipples are distracting is like saying that beautiful art is distracting, or rainbows are distracting.  

The world needs more of those types of distractions.
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05/16/2008 Jonathan "Token" L. says:

nipples are the new cleavage.
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05/16/2008 Sarah "asdlkfj!" C. says:

baby toes.
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05/16/2008 Christopher "Mr. Fat Booty" S. says:

Sarah "asdlkfj!" C. says:

"baby toes."

Speaking of nipples and toes...

http://dermatology.cdl...
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05/16/2008 Eric "Makes Your Crotch Sing" T. says:

Nipples are funny.
Just don't wrap them up in a hideous top.
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05/16/2008 Kat "The Juggernaut" S. says:

Christopher "The Real Folk Blues" S. says:

Speaking of nipples and toes...

http://dermatology.cdl...

Uhhh. Oddly, that wasn't the first time I've seen that.

Christopher, I don't really want to distract people with my nipples. They're mine, and I don't really feel that I need to share them with the world. That being said, I just want to be comfortable and if in doing so I distract people with my nipples, so what? Though it might be the glass cutter/cleavage combo that really lures them in for distraction.
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05/16/2008 Matthew "Mattatouille" K. says:

i know this discussion is probably about women's nipples, but let's not forget that men have them too! I have a friend (an unnamed Yelper) who has such aggressive and large nipples that he can hang his keys from them.  He also tapes them down every day or else they'd poke through his shirt.
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05/16/2008 Captain D. says:

I love the nibbles so much that we made them the "capper" to last year's video series for me pubcrawl. The episode were called "Dairy Wench" and it be ALL. ABOUT. THE. NIBBLES. -link be up in the video crappy part of me site.

But Srsly.

Show Me Your Nibbles!!!!
Srsly.
Love, love, love them wenchy nibbles.
Show them with pride.
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05/16/2008 Shawnee "I own the eggstractor" H. says:

Every year we go to the river with a bunch of people and every year after one too many drinks the girls always have a "how many CD's can you hold on your nipples" contest.  

Nipples are very good for this and many other contests.
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05/16/2008 Frank K. says:

where?!!!?!?!
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05/16/2008 Kat "The Juggernaut" S. says:

Captain D.,
You are exactly the reason I don't want to show my nipples.
Srsly.
With disgust,
Kat
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05/16/2008 Ken "Hussein" N. says:

Shine on, you crazy diamonds!
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05/16/2008 Captain D. says:

Golly gee, Miss Kat.
I be sorry if did vex you in any way.... it were all just a jape, a lark.

Jeepers. O.o
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05/16/2008 Lovey C. says:

i was biking in hermosa, wearing a halter top and some BIZNATCH yelled out... "put on a fucking bra!"  i guess my nipplage was offending her.  i shoulda ran her over.
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05/16/2008 John "NOT-CHO CHEESE!" C. says:

Saying that nipples are distracting are like saying cleavage is....ummmm....
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05/16/2008 Ed "Gadfly" C. says:

they just jealous lovey
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Ken "We are the ones we've been waiting for" N. says:

"Shine on, you crazy diamonds!"

Word.
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05/16/2008 Calig "The Jeff Goldblum Hunter" M. says:

Men's nipples look suspiciously like pepperoni slices to me.
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05/16/2008 Tina "this kitchen is biiiitccchiinnn" L. says:

that's true, calig.
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05/16/2008 Kat "The Juggernaut" S. says:

I think pepperoni was fashioned after the male nipple.
http://www.urbandictio...
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05/16/2008 Atom "Shipoopi !!!" O. says:

nipples are good mmmKAY!
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05/16/2008 SAM "Zen Machine" Y. says:

nipping is distracting to look at.
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05/16/2008 Kimberly "Your profile has been viewed 6666 times." K. says:

But... why are nipple's so good?
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05/16/2008 Captain D. says:

You know, there's an entire unspoken etiquette about stealing peeps at a lassies nipples when they're not looking. But once she catches you doing it everything changes. That first time you're probably okay, if she be friendly. More than that and she's either going to give you some sort of signal that she's not entirely unwilling to allow you to keep looking, or else she's going to avoid you like the plague.

I generally err on being polite and trying not to stare.... and I almost always succeed.
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05/16/2008 Brian "Touch me I'm Sick" T. says:

They are not disrtacting at all. Its the whole package that throws me off
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05/16/2008 Hurf "Durf Hurf" D. says:

You're making my tongue grow a boner.  Wait, what?
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05/16/2008 melonbar .. says:

I was just thinking about this topic when I saw this chick.  
http://www.youtube.com...
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05/16/2008 Frank K. says:

nipple thinker
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05/16/2008 Lissa -. says:

If women can show their nipples, then why can't men wear the ballet-type of flesh-colored tights that show off their nuts?
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05/16/2008 Hurf "Durf Hurf" D. says:

Because the only time a man should try to be "sexy" is when it's comical.  Male confidence is sexiness.  Anything else is just fun.
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05/17/2008 El "Compact and Lightless" V. says:

;)
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05/17/2008 Dakota A. says:

Nowadays you can enhance your nipples with....
http://www.getbustupgu...
http://www.bodyperks.c...

and we can take all the fun out of it with nipple concealers....
http://ladygrace.com/p...

oh the nipple can be so diverse these days....unfortunately it is not as easy as using a sock that men can use.
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05/17/2008 El "Compact and Lightless" V. says:

Who
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05/17/2008 Dakota A. says:

I have used them on jobs....not on me but people we dress.  crazy world of illusion, wouldn't you agree?  i think it would be curious to see one of the body perks or enhancers to move into the wrong area and the woman not know.  I would feel badly but also mixed.  just would be interesting.
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05/17/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

I think these look interesting.  i think they're the same as the one CarrotBreath recommended:  http://www.herroom.com...

Oh, cool!  These ones come in nude or cocoa:  http://www.herroom.com...
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05/17/2008 Gail H. says:

Hey Kerry!  Happy Saturday!!!!!
I never wear a bra and my nipples are usually erect.  If one isn't, I just rub it and it stands at attention with the other. :)
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05/17/2008 Gerard "your face" I. says:

Mama!

*suckles*
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05/17/2008 Gail H. says:

But then, again.... there is a time and place for everything.. as "they" say.
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05/17/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Happy Saturday to you too Gail!  Just reading about your fabulous nipples aglow in MDR gets my Saturday off to a good start.

Attennnn-tion!  ;-D

And yes, there's a time and a place for everything.  Hopefully we'll both be at the right place at the right time soon.
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05/17/2008 Dakota A. says:

Kerry--the ones shaped like flowers can look a little odd under some clothes.  I don't understand the flower shape because not everyone's skin is the same as that.  
my friend has used the ones that don't have to be taped and she has no problems.  interesting huh?
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05/17/2008 Rafa "Vago" C. says:

My favorite place on a hot summer's day is the frozen food section of a market.  You get nippies hard enough to cut glass!
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05/17/2008 Kerry "Tempura Assassin" K. says:

Kari - when I go get a fitting I'll ask about the non-flower shaped ones.  The lady that owns the bra shop where I go knows everything about what's out there.  No doubt she'll point me in the right direction for the times when I absolutely need to cover them up.
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05/17/2008 Dakota A. says:

yeah the boob-oligists are good people to talk to.  they even carry some items at target now.  have not tried.  would be something you try at home first.  ;)
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05/17/2008 kimble "is that your real name?" k. says:

wet t-shirt?!?!?!?
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05/17/2008 El "Compact and Lightless" V. says:

I once had a friend with inverted nipples.

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05/17/2008 Sami "HESMOVEDON" W. says:

SO, Kerry do you seriously have big nipples? is it problem, why??
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05/17/2008 Sha A. says:

love 'em...dont hide 'em.
esp when she has goose bumps and her nipples are blue berry size...mmm.
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05/17/2008 El "Compact and Lightless" V. says:

:)
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05/17/2008 Captain D. says:

Alright, look, there be no bigger proponent of nipples than me... and I only laid off my celebration of all things nipplish earlier because some lass berated me (for what, I never did know).... but I simply have to say again, after a corset-centric day spent at the renaissance festival, that the entire reason we care about lassies' boobs be entirely related to their dedication to keeping their nipples out of sight. The entire reason  many of us WISH to see your breasts is *because* of your nipples, not your ginormous cleavage.... so you lassies with leaner figures needn't think we aren't dreaming of your fiddly bits.... okay?
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05/17/2008 Tony "Sagmonkey" S. says:

so..... are visible nipples to guys, what a guy's visible tube steak thru his pants are to girls?
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05/18/2008 El "Compact and Lightless" V. says:

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05/18/2008 Jason "leader of evil penguins" G. says:

take off your shirt!  get a tan!  walk down the street!  we see them as kids, we enjoy them as teenagers, and we can play with them as adults!  stop the discrimination!  You get to see mine!  you know the rules!  show me mine and i'll show you yours!
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05/18/2008 John "Da Bull" G. says:

We won't even have these kinds of discussions if we were in Europe.

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