Insult the Yelper Above You - Part Seven
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6/26/2008
Kendo U. says:
Judy is cleaning her bathroom. You don't want to see what she did after finishing the mirror.
6/26/2008
Kendo U. says:
John's bike has a daisy basket up front
6/26/2008
Ryan "chilax" P. says:
John is hiding his ex-boyfriend from his avatar.
6/26/2008
JC R. says:
John gave a john a bj.
6/26/2008
Kendo U. says:
JC... dude! If you're in the insult thread, don't go posting a pic of yourself in short shorts and a straw hula skirt! Way too much ammo...
http://www.yelp.com/us...
6/26/2008
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6/26/2008
Kendo U. says:
Akoua mows the lawn for his allowance
6/26/2008
JC R. says:
Kendo U. says:
JC... dude! If you're in the insult thread, don't go posting a pic of yourself in short shorts and a straw hula skirt! Way too much ammo...
http://www.yelp.com/us...
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Kendo, I live in San Francisco.
6/26/2008
Linda N. says:
JC thinks he's in a band. Shouldn't you be performing with the rest of the Backstreet Boys in London?
6/26/2008
Robert Z. says:
Where exactly are Judy's hands in that photo? Not really an insult, I'm just curious...
6/26/2008
melonbar .. says:
In Robert's avatar, the right side of his face is running away from the left.
6/26/2008
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6/26/2008
melonbar .. says:
Akoua sounds like the noise that one makes when coughing up a loogey.
6/26/2008
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6/26/2008
j u m a. says:
Akua thinks boobies are milk machines because he is still attached to his mother's teat
6/27/2008
j u m a. says:
Puka likes it doggy style
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Miss J sweetie, there are pictires of me all over yelp. I'll give you a hint of recent pics, find the Asian female with long hair in the Yakitori Bincho and Carousel Hollywood business pages (and I'm not talking bout Tony C.'s fiance)
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
j u m a. says:
Akoua has to take summer school so he isn't held back a grade
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no Puka I meant doggy style. love your pets, don't LOVE your pets ;o)
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Miss J. thinks that Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Laurel tripped over a cordless phone.
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Haha... Akoua gets his insults from Yelp thread titles! Ok I'm not sure that's insulting enough.
Akoua is so fat, that when he walks across the room the radio skips.
6/27/2008
Sara C. says:
sorry but i cant think of an insult dumb enough for sabrina
=) hee hee
6/27/2008
Calig M. says:
Sara is too dumb to think of a dumb insult.
6/27/2008
Ags "survived" P. says:
Rick lives in a world where he thinks panda's can stand up straight and give mean looks.
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
Kendo U. says:
Akoua is a champion weasel whacker
6/27/2008
Luis V. says:
Michael should change his name to 0 degree Kelvin. 'Cause he's an ABSOLUTE ZERO.
6/27/2008
Skylar "Commissioning a Symphone in C" L. says:
Luis likes his woman cold...but now that's illegal in this country so he just drugs chicks and screws them in a freezer (wow, that was so fucked up).
6/27/2008
Lissa -. says:
Luis likes to go up to random people and declare, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."
6/27/2008
Luis V. says:
Lissa is the aforementioned six-fingered man. The one that killed my father.
(Skylar: props for the iceburn.)
6/27/2008
Kendo U. says:
Luis wears MC Hammer pants at the club
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
Luis V. says:
Akoua's rockin the Vanilla Ice shaved eyebrows.
6/27/2008
j u m a. says:
Luis' nickname is El Capitan because he fantasizes about rock climbing in Yosemite but is afraid of heights
6/27/2008
Luis V. says:
J u m a puts the chicken in chickenhead.
6/27/2008
James L. says:
Luis had front row tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert.
6/27/2008
j u m a. says:
Luis' friends named him El Capitan when he got caught doing the Pee Wee Herman in the back aisles of the theatre
6/27/2008
j u m a. says:
woah, everyone wants to bag on Luis!
6/27/2008
Luis V. says:
All in good fun, j u m a.
Wei, marvel me with the story of how you wined and dined that photoshopped woman...
6/27/2008
Kendo U. says:
GG's back, and he's got a brand new man purse.
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Akoua's insults are dumber than he is.
6/27/2008
Kendo U. says:
GG has a Pippi Longstocking Pillowcase
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
GG, it's not nice to insult Kendo.. he could've been your father.. but a gorilla got there first.
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
oh snap.
GG, were you able to spell "your" before your lobotomy?
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Refugio is so cheap that he hangs toilet paper out to dry.
6/27/2008
GG- "puts the secret in the sauce..." J. says:
Sab is your stage name at the queen of the desert drag show...
and thats not a beautiful sunset, thats refugios big ass head blocking out the sun.
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Carl is so nasty that the only dis I can give him is DISinfectant.
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
GG is so greasy that Texaco mines him for oil.
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
sabrina is so lonely that she post her description in CL missed encounters and goes on the next day and pretends that someone thinks about her (good one with the dis)
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Akoua is so dumb that it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
I told Carl that it was chilly outside, and he went and grabbed a bowl.
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
I love this thread.
6/27/2008
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6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
Damn... Akoua found out my secret... :p
Akoua's mom was THE inspiration for that site!
6/27/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
Carl's game, is more like Gnarls. Gnarls Barkley, that is...
cuz he's CRAZY for thinking he got game at a Ralph's in Ladera.
:)
6/27/2008
Sab L. says:
GG took a ruler to bed last night to see how long he slept.
6/27/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
No i deny everything! GG trys to pay her overdue utility bills with food stamps.
William just finished his 3 month training to be a seeing eye man for blind dogs. Ruff!
6/27/2008
Kendo U. says:
Carl's thinks GG's a chick. He's in for a big surprise and probably wishes he can take that PM back...
6/27/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
No i dont! Its Paul Frank Limited Edition with the gold lock! watch your tone with me GG, or the next person on my "bad" list is you! (You should be Ashamed for even knowing about Hello Kitty!) LOL
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
The only kind of weather that's good for Carl is Carl Weathers, from the Rocky movies. Carl the "Public Relations" T. on the other hand, is stuck with bills he can't pay. That's why he gets all his dinners from Ralph's. lol
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
No, I type 90 words per minute.
And, actually, I was here to amuse you since you had nothing to do on a Friday night but read Yelp. :)
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
By the way, read one of Carl's reviews on walking into a Ralph's. It's a running joke from me.
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
well it was certainly not running towards you. shit, i think you're ugly enough to bruise fruit.
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
Hey, times must be so tough for you that even hookers on Hollywood and Vine start walkin away from you, instead of to you,like they do with most. *shrugs*
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
Yeah, you should forget what you look like too. It might help your game a little.
6/28/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
yo, will, i take it youve been to this Ladera Ralphs? I scored one time, but she just wanted to know if i had kids and if so could i let her claim them as dependents...
6/28/2008
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6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
Aside to Carl: Nope. I haven't been there. Just thought your review was funny (in a good way). haha
Akoua sounds like a sneeze/fart combo.
6/28/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
thanks Will, and hope you beat those charges for scamming senior citizens into buying overpriced mattresses.
Akoua is the love child of Akuma from street fighter and Delta Burke
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
To Carl: Hey, I'm looking to meet a rich old lady, who's soft in the head. It's a win-win situation, after I move in! lol
I'll make sure to give you my spare change when I see you slumming it in front of her apartment, don't you worry!
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
Mitch likes to wear baggy sweat pants and the reebok's with the straps.
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
i meant Carl does. lol
Carl is so small, that everyone calls him Carl's Jr.
6/28/2008
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6/28/2008
John "House Of Sleep" S. says:
Akoua...I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
When Carl heard that chick's like Lollipop, he started passing out lollipops to every chick he met. He didn't know they meant the Lil' Wayne song.
6/28/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
To help Will feel normal, his parents told him he had to wear a helmet as a kid because at any minute he might be asked to ride a bike. This gave Will a sense of high-self esteem when he walk to the far end of the school campus and bang his head inside the "Special Class" bingalows.
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
John: I think they're in a lot of trouble, if they have your intelligence level and look like you.
Carl: It's "bungalows," not "bingalows." And, Carl hasn't learned from his mistakes, as he is clearly plagiarizing from a bad insults book.
6/28/2008
John "House Of Sleep" S. says:
William...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
6/28/2008
carl "Public Relations" t. says:
i made that up from the top, believe me, i had to go to a conference when i was a kid to learn how to treat the short bus gang!
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
No, I always knew. It's just that I started hanging out with YOU when I was 16, and I had to learn to wave my hands to push away the gas emissions coming out of your rear. Theyz the nastiest.
6/28/2008
William "Pho Real" S. says:
Carl, you mistook that intervention your parents did to you for Short Bus behavior, as an educational lesson. Because you watched too much Cosby Show when you were younger, you thought everything was a lesson!
7/14/2008
Duffy "First!" D. says:
Karen just made the "Skating with bananas in your pants" thread.
7/14/2008
Elise "Bring it!!" M. says:
My momma said that if I can't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all... :)
7/14/2008
Edward "Eyewitness" K. says:
If Miss Secret Agent J were a roller coaster, I'd ride her for 3-minutes and then get off...
7/14/2008
Edward "Eyewitness" K. says:
Elise - If beauty were a garden, I'd spend the day trimming her bush...
7/14/2008
Ryan "chilax" P. says:
Edward is Obama's running mate, that's hitting below the belt.
7/14/2008
Ryan "chilax" P. says:
Elise needs professional pictures to look good.
7/14/2008
Ryan "chilax" P. says:
Karen's idea of fine dining is a Drive Thru at Jack in the Crack
7/14/2008
GG- "puts the secret in the sauce..." J. says:
Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:
If Karen was a bank, I would give her a large deposit every Friday....
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cos thats Edwards Viagra night =p
7/14/2008
Ryan "chilax" P. says:
Edward, Karen and GG are on a threesome but no one knows what to do.
7/14/2008
Elise "Bring it!!" M. says:
Edward can't last as long as he thinks he can..
GG stuck the feathers on the wrong end..
7/16/2008
Kendo U. says:
Elise prefers Knott's Berry Farm over Disneyland
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