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By popular demand: Insult the yelper above you part XXXXV

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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

All in good fun, folks!!

Since nobody is above me, I'll insult the yelpers in my proximity:

GG is so dumb, he thinks a blue tooth is the newest craze and will replace the diamond grills!!
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

And for my good friend Greg:

He's so ugly that at halloween kids give him candy when they knock on his door!!
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

bring it!!
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04/21/2008 Skylar "O Canada" L. says:

Refugio is so unpopular that no one will respond to the post....too close to home??
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

lol

I think so :|
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Skylar so hungry for friends, she responded to my thread
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04/21/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio just PM'd me crying saying he missed my presence... =p loser!!! hehehe
okay peeps, you know the rules...

"aaaarreee you weddddddy to wuuuummmmbo!!!"
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04/21/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio and Skylar smell so funky they make out with gas masks on
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG thinks he's Iggy Pop, but in reality looks more like the weirdo from Silence of the Lambs
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG has the distinction of being the only person ever rejected from Myspace
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04/21/2008 Duffy "insert hold music here" D. says:

Refugio is so under-schooled that he thinks that when one squashes beef it means that a wack wanksta is biting a bboy's freeze. Forshiz...
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04/21/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio takes a bath to watch his manhood float. Has " submarine envy ".

Duffy reads at fourth grade level. Has the largest collection of crayons in Burbank.
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04/21/2008 Kendo U. says:

Greg has a used Kleenex collection
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04/21/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Kendo's puts on a Zorro costume to go to Kindercare and steal rattles from babies.
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04/21/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Kendo eats from a dumpster. Has furnishings he got from the dump.
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04/21/2008 Duffy "insert hold music here" D. says:

Gre knows. He taught Kendo the trade.
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04/21/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Du is in a hurry so he doesn  finis word
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04/21/2008 Duffy "insert hold music here" D. says:

Hahaha, oops. :P

Well, Greg is still, 30 years later, trying to disprove the urban myth that "one cannot lick his own elbow"..
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04/21/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

When Duffy gets horny, he dreams of going to Fargo in winter to lick a pump handle.
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04/21/2008 John "Lucretia My Reflection" S. says:

Greg has a fetish for granny porn
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04/21/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

where as John stars in Grandma porn and Duffy is a fluffer
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04/21/2008 John "Lucretia My Reflection" S. says:

GG stars in Grandpa gay porn
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04/21/2008 Duffy "insert hold music here" D. says:

John's idea of a good meal is coco puffs and a 40.
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04/21/2008 John "Lucretia My Reflection" S. says:

Duffy gets drunk on ginger ale
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04/21/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

John learned the art of cunnalingus on Margaret Thatcher
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04/21/2008 Duffy "insert hold music here" D. says:

John: you should see me shotgun that shit!

GG drank bleach when he found out it kill germs.
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04/21/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Duffy is in a knitting club.
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04/21/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Greg is in the penis enlarger pump club
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04/21/2008 karen "quit laughing so loud" k. says:

Greg has background party noise when he orders from Pizza Hut.
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Greg thinks Tae Bo is really a martial art and challenged his neighbor to a fight and subsequently got his arse kicked by her
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04/21/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

"by her" hahahaha

Refugio got his big break during the whole "bum fight" revolution...
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04/21/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG's lip piercing was done by his pet chihuahua when he tried to kiss it
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

karen k is a repressed nun

GG-B is a member of a panties of the month club-- has them mailed to his mom.
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio's girlfriend is a collie he's named "Honey".
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Greg's such a wimp, his kids take his lunch money
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio's body is good for attracting ants.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

That's why Greg follows me around everywhere
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

No Refugio-- that's your imaginary friend. Same one you've had since 3rd grade.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

When Greg heard about Real Doll he tried to order one through his AARP membership and was the first and only ever kicked out for perversion
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

btw, my imaginary friend and I are no longer on speaking terms, grampa
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Refugio had sex with his vacuum cleaner, and it sucked..........
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

desperate times, call for desperate measures, sir.

Edward tried to have sex with his cat, but it laughed at him
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Refugio is wearing Greg's Hello Kitty underwear...
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04/23/2008 June "junie b" C. says:

but you would know since you were the 3rd party, Refugio.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Edward is waiting for me to finish with them so he can sniff them, sicko!!
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio wears thick socks to feel tall.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

lame
i'm 6'3 dude, i have the tall part covered

Greg's old ass picks the wax out of his ears and licks it for fun
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

The comic books Refugio reads are thin as his skin.
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Junie doesn't approve of sex on TV because she keeps falling off...
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Greg :(

your insults usually sting, are you doing ok?  Did you not take your medication tonight?
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Refugio thinks pneumonia is better than old monia....
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Edward K. has the nerves of a chipmunk.
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio prefers gutter water over bottled water.
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Greg brings fun to a party like Paris Hilton brings crabs to the beach...
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Edward. WTF? Work out the logic of that insult... and it's not one.

Edward likes to break crayons and hold his breath to force women to have sex with him.
He ends up with broken crayons. He strengthens his lung capacity. He hears the word
no. The women always leave him alone and horny.

So... Edward has strong lungs-- and a strong hand.
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Is my work done?
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

much better, gramps!!
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Yeah, I messed that one up....
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

After Refugio wallpapered his collie's ("Honey") doghouse, she left him.
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

If Greg were a pizza I'd top him with Refugio's tiny sausage..
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio's dick is young. He rarely uses it.
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Greg likes eating canned food.  On the can...
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio's feet are old. He walks everywhere coz he can't afford gas for his car.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

lol, uhm, i dont think that last one was an insult, it is an affliction half the population suffers, Barney Rubble
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio-- a half truth, from a half-wit. Oh!
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Who was Barney rockin'? Betty? She's a babe...
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

lol

uh, betty was a cartoon, i was referring to you trying to go green and using your feet to propel your box car
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Barney and Betty... hubba hubba. I propose cartoon sex to you Refugio, as a start, so you will
not be as afraid. Then perhaps you can consider real world sex. Oh wait. That would require
a blind woman with impaired judgement. Like I began: Barney and Betty. Hubba hubba.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Well, I wasn't aware your sister was blind, but I sure wish I was after seeing her nekkid
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04/23/2008 Edward "Eyewitness"" K. says:

Rosie O'Donnell is Refugio's Dad...
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio's mother moved suddenly at midnight and didn't tell Refugio where she went.
                                                                       We know how she feels.
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04/23/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Ellen De'generes is yours
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04/23/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Edward painted his own car with spray cans: lime green, with a yellow stripe.
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG, just look in the mirror, that's all the insult i need to give you :S
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio doesnt have a mirror, but instead shines his mothers bald head to see himself, looking into her face, he can see himself as a man.
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG still thinks the dentist is his uncle and wants to sit on his lap whenever he goes in, he just doesnt remember the lap sessions
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio has a latent man crush on me thats why his name says "Refugio  'RG- G"   *sighhh*
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Well, stop looking like a chick!!
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG tried out for A shot at love with Tila Tequila but they weren't casting hermaphrodites just yet
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04/25/2008 SAM "Klooney" Y. says:

you guys are the best.

am i doing this right?
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Sam is the founder of matt battle
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Sam is just miss spelled  "k furry".
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio tucks and tapes his mangina and sends pictures to those he stalks... makes me wish i never gave him my email addy.
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04/25/2008 John "Lucretia My Reflection" S. says:

GG staples his mangina
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG is a mangina
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

John "Catch Thirty-Three" is actually the name of a gay bukake movie he starred in as the "wide reciever".

Refugio tempts John into eating his mangina by making it look "taco-esque"
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG calls himself thuggish and ruggish so Greg (grampa) can be stern with him when they play their fantasy role play
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04/25/2008 Kendo U. says:

Refugio got mad because the TSA made him put his Wizard's Cone Hat through the X-Ray at the Airport.
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

no no, Refuigo got mad because TSA pulled him aside 4 days in a row :S
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

Kendo got mad because he requested a full body search and a cavity search by TSA and they denied it every time
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

In his dreams Refugio always imagine me saying...

"i'll bury my thuggish ruggish bone in your backyard fresh fish... "
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG and Greg, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G

gross
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio refuses to get off of the mall santa's lap until santa "gets off" first.
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

Refugio thinks by eating alot of corn on the cob that all the corn stuck in his teeth makes him look like hes got a platinum gangsta grill
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG's so ugly he can be a modern art masterpiece
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

its true... i aint lying =p
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

lol
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

You so ugly yo boomerang never returned
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG's so ugly that when he was born, his mom punched his dad for messing up the gene pool
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04/25/2008 Kendo U. says:

Refugio is the Master of the Monobrow Wave
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

to excuse his unibrow, his mother told Kendo that it was an upside down mustache and it made him all the more a man.
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

pwahahahhaa
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04/25/2008 Kendo U. says:

GG types that while wiping his Mononostril.
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

GG is the founding father of ADBA

American Douche Bag Association
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

"i'm not only the president, but i'm also a member"  =p
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

haahhahaha
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

alright kids, gotta run

GG's mom is waiting for me

good work today GG, sleep well, though I'll most likely kill you in the morning

GG probably doesnt even know where that is from :S

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB
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04/25/2008 GG- "nobody move nobody get hurt" B. says:

when Refugio smells coffee brewing in the morning, he knows its time to take his head out of his ass and great the morning sun.
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04/25/2008 Refugio "RG, Cuco, Cukes, 2nd wind" G. says:

spellcheck works wonders, sir

boo yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

i won this round!!
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04/26/2008 Kendo U. says:

Refugio sports a Sharpie Marker Moustache when he hits the 18+ clubs on Saturday night.
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04/26/2008 Kendo U. says:

Pwned!
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04/26/2008 Amy "Mz. Amy" K. says:

Oh goody, look who's above me!
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04/26/2008 Amy "Mz. Amy" K. says:

Kendo - I am already laughing at the the insult I gave you last time!
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04/26/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Amy K. could get into a fight with a bunny. Now's the time for more powerful meds...

Kendo's 5 year plan: eat at every In N Out, then write a review about the experience--
emphasizing where on his body he felt an itch while standing in line to order his fries.
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04/26/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Refugio puts refrigerator magnets up to his head, and they stay there.
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04/26/2008 John W. says:

Greg did the soundtrack for 2 girls 1 cup.
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04/26/2008 Dara "Hood Princess" S. says:

John was actually one of the "girls" in 2 girls 1 cup...
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04/26/2008 John W. says:

That was dara taking her anual bath in 2007.
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04/26/2008 Dara "Hood Princess" S. says:

correction John...-annual bath FOR 2008...lol
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04/26/2008 Teej "Halfrocentric" T. says:

RG, you *would* start this thread in L.A.  Nerd.

Dara can't even spell Dora right :-p
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04/28/2008 Greg "need one more review" K. says:

Teej is either limp or soggy.
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04/28/2008 Gavril "Digital Detective" L. says:

Greg is watching high school