Mildly Attractive Yelpers Calendar
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01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
I saw this calendar on the SF talk threads:
http://www.heidihoerma...I believe a Mildly Attractive Yelpers Calendar would outsell The Mildly Attractive Men of SLIS Calendar. Yelpers trump guybrarians any day.
01/30/2008
Rodge R. says:
I'll provide wardrobe; toolbelt, leather chaps, hardhat etc...
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
I rival any of these guys. I might even be MORE mildly attractive *primping and preening*
Put me down for March.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
Shut up, Dave, you could break those guys with your right thumb.
Put me down for May. Jill, you won't have to do makeup on my face cause I'll be wearing a mask, but you can powder my legs.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
BTW, when did John Krasinski start attending the University of South Carolina?
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
Thank you melonbar. *primping and preening a bit more closely to the mirror*
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
That is an interesting mask Megan. But that's you. Always questioning.
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
I'm talking about your question mark mask. Now I can't wait!
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
melonbar, is John Krasinski the top right guy in that quad shot? Wonder what year that calendar is. Obviously he got his acting gig after college.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
The clown outfit IS a showstopper, but I don't want to take too much attention away from my fellow yelpers. The default profile avatar is certainly mildly attractive enough for this calendar.
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
So what do you think for me? Shirt/tie combo or wife beater?
01/30/2008
Holly T. says:
Hey melonbar, what's your problem with guybrarians? ;)
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
Yeah, it's the guy in the top right of the quad shot. Megan and Dave, we're gonna become stars after this calendar is released!
I totally agree on the wife beater + tie combo.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
Guybrarians are mildly attractive, Holly. Which means they're totally out of my league.
Girlbrarians on the other hand are superhotly attractive, as evidenced by you.
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
Nope Ryan. If they are lovely, they have to wear a mask.
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
Hmmmm the wife beater and tie combo works. The tie adds a dash of "sophistique" to the to the manly physique and mixes well with the grease chic.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
Roman, you will have to cover up your face with your hamburger. I realized that most Yelpers are too attractive.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
Dave, think of what your mask will be.
01/30/2008
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01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
Well, the false teeth work but the unibrow isn't even mildly attractive.
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
melonbar is the enchanting writer who started this thread.
01/30/2008
Krista "( . Y . )" D. says:
Dave... You could dress like Pat Benetar and do that glam rock/80's throw your head back thing... Haha
01/30/2008
charlie w. says:
If the first 4 choices for Mr. September flake, I'm up for it. Oh, and btw...Bollocks.
01/30/2008
melonbar .. says:
Roman, I'm a melonbar. I can be bought with chocolate truffles.
Charlie, I don't think anyone's claimed September yet, you're in. It would be fun to do this for real and donate the money to charity. Too bad it's already the end of January.
01/30/2008
charlie w. says:
Er...great. You know you could always base it on some ancient society's calendar such as the Sumerians who started their year off in September to coincide with the harvest. Just a thought.
01/30/2008
Brian S. says:
I'll do the photography... it is my profession. :-)
01/30/2008
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01/30/2008
Linden "Wonder Down Under" G. says:
Jill "mango soju?" C. says:
i'll do the makeup :)
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Hey Jill,
I'll touch up the models ;)
01/30/2008
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01/30/2008
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01/30/2008
Shawnee "I own the eggstractor" H. says:
Masa. I'm selling them now. Don't worry about buying any but I do appreciate it. When we gonna shoot pool?
Oh. I'm almost in tears cause I hear Lost music in the background. I'm such a sucker.
01/30/2008
charlie w. says:
Hey look everyone, Amy's just kicked Masa where it hurts.
01/30/2008
Krista "( . Y . )" D. says:
OUCH Amy!!! You and Masa could both be October... you can wax eachother for the camera :-O
01/30/2008
Krista "( . Y . )" D. says:
OUCH Amy!!! You and Masa could both be October... you can wax eachother for the camera :-O
01/30/2008
Krista "( . Y . )" D. says:
OUCH Amy!!! You and Masa could both be October... you can wax eachother for the camera :-O
01/30/2008
Krista "( . Y . )" D. says:
yes Roman... each month theyre shown waxing a different body part. Lucky for you, Amy and Masa got dibs on the private parts
01/30/2008
Brian S. says:
I'm down for shooting the calendar... anyone serious about this? :-)
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
Krista *looking way up* I use to crush on Pat, I wouldn't feel right about that. I'll stick with the tie and wife beater combo, no unibrow and perhaps the false teeth. Still working on the slacks and shoes.
Who will be my March companion? I am a little familiar with waxing....
01/30/2008
Gail H. says:
Well, if you have a senior calendar (and there are a few of us on here who qualify!!), I would like to be September, but... you'll have to go through my print agent. Sorry... dems the breaks! :))
01/30/2008
Rick R. says:
Can I be the "May" to the lovely Gail's "September" in this calendar? And no Gail, you don't qualify for the senior calendar!
If not i'll take February....
01/30/2008
Brian S. says:
dont know if going through print agencies would work, legal issues, not worth it.
01/30/2008
Linda N. says:
I want 10 copies to post all around my cubicle.
01/30/2008
Gail H. says:
Bless your heart, Rick!! ;)
01/30/2008
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
If it doesn't work out Linda, I'll send you 10 of just me.
Krista - Nothing wrong with the crush, I just don't want to dress like her.
01/31/2008
frank L. says:
I have a couple of weak magnets if you're interested.
01/31/2008
Ryan "Gives It All To Bboying" M. says:
Dave "Fearsome" A. says:
"Nope Ryan. If they are lovely, they have to wear a mask."
"Their beauty must sting my vision, like the rays of sunlight beaming on a monday morning."
01/31/2008
Gina "Taco Hello Kitty" T. says:
I'll stand in the background yelling
"MARVELOUS DAHLING! BEAUTIFUL! FABULOUS DAHLING JUST LIKE THAT! OH YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!"
01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
I finally got through this thread. How did waxing get thrown into the equation? No waxing, people, it's not that kind of calendar.
01/31/2008
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01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
I have been reminded that I do not even belong in the mildly attractive category, therefore I remove myself from May. :*(
01/31/2008
Ed "Gadfly" C. says:
If chosen for the calendar, I request that my picture be of me playing frisbee with a dog - pref. an Alsatian
01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
But of course, Reg.
Edgar, the dog must also be mildly attractive. If not, no dice.
01/31/2008
Ed "Gadfly" C. says:
Eli "Gible" G. says:
i got dibbs on november and a turkey suit
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shite. just saw this. I can be Mr. july then
01/31/2008
Ed "Gadfly" C. says:
what's a mildly attractive dog? like some sort of mutt?
01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
We can recreate the "I Want You For U.S. Army" poster. "I Want You For YELP" Throw in the mildly attractive dog, and July is good to go.
01/31/2008
Ed "Gadfly" C. says:
But instead of "I Want You" we should write "I Kinda Want You"
01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
Good point, Ed, good point.
01/31/2008
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01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
"Melonbar, since you can't be on the "Mildly" attractive calendar, you can be on the "OMG! I want you TO GO AWAY!" calendar."
Fixed.
01/31/2008
Rachel K. says:
i'll help do the makeup too..
hehe
01/31/2008
Rachel K. says:
where are the proceeds going?
01/31/2008
frank L. says:
i can write 'yelpers' on my magnets if it helps. if you double them up, you could use them to hang the calendar on your fridge.
01/31/2008
Linda N. says:
Melonbar, always too modest!
When are you guys taking this to the printers?! I'm waiting to plaster my cubicle!
01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
I think there should be separate guy and girl versions. Let's see which group is more mildly attractive!
01/31/2008
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01/31/2008
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01/31/2008
Linda N. says:
I don't know if Melonbar wants me to contribute to your fantasies about her, Masa.
01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
Are you laughing at me, Wes? Are you insinuating that I'm not mildly attractive? I knew I should have photoshopped away an extra 5 pounds.
01/31/2008
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01/31/2008
melonbar .. says:
Amy, if you want to organize it feel free. It sounds like it's entirely possible.
Corazon, let's not kid ourselves, you are too attractive to be in this calendar unless you hide your face with the sturgeon.
Masa, you don't want me, I cause brainfreeze.
01/31/2008
Wes "Wes Yall" S. says:
Mangobar, I am not laughing at you. I just thought that picture was fitting. ;) Do your thang Missy, do your thang.
