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01/06/2008 melonbar .. says:

Time to stroke each other's egos again.  I'm in the mood to read funny reviews; please post your favorites here.

Frank L - The Verdugo Bar: http://www.yelp.com/bi...

JT F - Metro Transit Authority: http://www.yelp.com/bi...

Tom E - Match.com: http://www.yelp.com/bi...

Vincent T - Long Beach 7th Day Adventist Church: http://www.yelp.com/bi...

Fallopain Swim Team D - Koreans: http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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01/06/2008 David "Tastie" H. says:

Dave S - Detroit Bar:  http://www.yelp.com/us...
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01/06/2008 Frank K. says:

frank l.  is a genius.  he's probably kicked my butt in CS and Starcraft in the past too.
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01/06/2008 Brian "[B]" C. says:

My boy's review of LA Yelp is still the best I've seen - http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

I've always been fond of Stve W's review of Fogo de Chao:
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Someday I hope to have meat so good I want to fuck it first.
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

I also am rather fond of my brother's review of our elementary school:
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01/06/2008 Daryl "I'm just the guy that does the thing" I. says:

I agree with Holly.  Stve's review of that place was sheer genius!
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Frank L's review of his mom's tamales was the last review that really made me laugh out loud.
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01/06/2008 melonbar .. says:

Thanks, everyone, I haven't read most of these before.  Holly, I loved the tamale one as well but I didn't want to inflate his ego too much and link both of those reviews.
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01/06/2008 Erica C. says:

Holly--LOL, Frank was deceived.  His review of "My Mom's Tamales" was actually for MY mom's tamales.  And he didn't even try them, that's how good they were! :-p
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01/06/2008 Carrie "high and mighty" R. says:

there was one by Jehan  about Lucha Va Voom that I can no longer find or that's been deleted.  I'm pretty sure he wrote it. lol  Can't recall though...anyway...it was the one about mistaking one of the ahem, MALE performers (dressed in drag) as a woman!
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Jehan's reviews were classic funnies, but he committed yelpicide so all his reviews are gone :(
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Ha ha, Erica, I know! Your review is also awesome. :)
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01/06/2008 Carrie "high and mighty" R. says:

Yelpicide?  Did he jump ship or was he one of the lynched? lol
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Hi Carrie, Jehan left because he was worried about potential employers finding his reviews. Our loss.

melonbar, try Archie R and sort by funny: http://www.yelp.com/us...
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01/06/2008 Carrie "high and mighty" R. says:

I suppose that would make sense.... :(
will check out Archie!
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01/06/2008 The ghost of megan "It's just a website, not real life so get over it" G. says:

Frank's review of his mom's tamales was pretty great.  I also second Archie's reviews.  I think he's the funniest yelper.  Ooh, but tied with Peter M. from San Francisco.
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01/06/2008 Susan "Princess Pinkie" R. says:

Marco D. - Home Depot  http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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01/06/2008 David L. says:

any review by Mr. Dave G.
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Yep, that's a great review by Marco D! He always brings the funny.
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01/06/2008 stephy "(       o         )(         o          )" s. says:

haha, loved the Home Depot one and yeah, Jehan's were classics for sure. I miss him. *sigh*
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Christina W's review of Diamond Adult World:
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And I like melonbar's most recent review!
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01/06/2008 stephy "(       o         )(         o          )" s. says:

also, pretty much all of cidne's are golden
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01/06/2008 Sofia "I love tapatio" M. says:

I second Stephy's comment about Cidne's reviews. She's friggin hilarious.
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01/06/2008 melonbar .. says:

I didn't know one could sort by funny.  What a great tip.

Oh my goodness, I totally forgot about Christina's review but after I read it I remember how much I loved it.

Archie and Peter both have really funny reviews, thanks for linking.

How could I forget the Queen!  I still remember the review about the kitchenaid mixer.
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01/06/2008 Judy "I am no longer Yelping at work..." H. says:

like david L said...dave g's reviews are usually funny.......this one is my favorite:
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01/06/2008 Analily V. says:

This one from Matt M. on Pink's Hotdogs brought actual tears to my eyes from nonstop laughing.  http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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01/06/2008 Joan "of Yelp" S. says:

Shatangi's review of 19 Polk is one of my funny favorites
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01/06/2008 Holly T. says:

Great one by Dave G!

I also really like Matt P's reviews, especially this one for Gauchos Village:
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01/06/2008 melonbar .. says:

I don't know if I can take anymore of these funny reviews.

Kristina R, one of my first Yelp friends.  If you're a Korean female, her reviews are exponentially funnier.  A couple I remember:
Disneyland: http://www.yelp.com/bi...
Bebe: http://www.yelp.com/bi...
Sex: http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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01/06/2008 j u m a. says:

Dave G. does crack me up. I missed that one, must have been before I fanned him.

I was going to John Collins for HH with some friends and this review is how I found Ed. to the M. and I've been reading him ever since.

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01/06/2008 Puka Dog "pupcakes" D. says:

Tom C.s review of the other room

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01/06/2008 Dave "Fearsome" A. says:

Ha ha melonbar, I just added Kristina R to my favorites. That Disneyland review is a classic!  Great writer.
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01/06/2008 j u m a. says:

Yeah Kristina's was funny, I could imagine her hitting her husband in the head with her purse while trying to get off the boat
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01/06/2008 Jennifer "I don't smile on command" L. says:

The Stark review that Dave A read at the Holiday Block Party - even better with audio!
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01/06/2008 j u m a. says:

is that the one Dave chose for his spoken review.  Who has the audio!
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01/07/2008 Holly T. says:

Oh, and don't forget Skraggle and Jenny J:
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01/07/2008 Brandon "Don't You Wish Your Boyfriend Was SWASS Like Me?" S. says:

I just read this review by Penguin Greg that cracked me up, because, well you just have to know the establishment...

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