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PSA - Corporate Cameltoe

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8/23/2007 Amalie S. says:

Alright, women of corporate Chicago:

Do none of you look in the mirror? Do none of you have a tailor? Do none of you have nerve endings in your nether regions that would alert you to the fact that you have a front-side wedgie and everyone can see your vag?

I am nearing the end of my rope. I refuse to take seriously any professional woman who wears her pants in such a way that has made this graphic fashion faux pas the norm for my office and for the twelve (yes, I've started counting) women I saw on the bus this morning sporting the style.

Is anyone with me? Am I alone in my principles? Really. It's gross.

End rant. And points to those who pick up the thinly veiled movie quote.

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    8/23/2007 Teddy "Chairman of the Bored" C. says:

    if she is attractive, we really don't mind...

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  3. 8/23/2007 brennan s. says:

    Why are you looking at women's crotches?

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    8/23/2007 Teddy "Chairman of the Bored" C. says:

    Us or Amalie?

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    8/23/2007 Colleen S. says:

    I recently figured out that men don't think camel toe is gross. I'm slow like that.

    I happen to think it's funny...I also can't imagine that it's very comfy. I don't wear my pants up to my armpits so I don't know how it feels to have a crotch wedgie.

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    8/23/2007 Victoria h. says:

    Amalie, I'm so with you on this one. At one of my previous jobs there was a lady who wore jeans so tight, you can see the outline of her - well everything. Her jeans went up to her waist, she has a semi-mullet, and she had a cameltoe every f'ing day. I cannot imagine how a woman can be comfortable..especially sitting down.

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    8/23/2007 Colleen "Windy AppleStein" C. says:

    I am very particular about where my pants sit.

    No camel toe, its not comfy.

  9. 8/23/2007 F U. says:

    best thread ever!

    Camel toe is one of the funniest things ever. I am the total a-hole on the bus pointing it out to anyone that would like a good laugh with me.

  10. 8/23/2007 D'Elited D. says:

    Hot chics can pretty much get away with anything - so if she's hot - I'm fine with CT.

    If she's not - I just won't look there....there's a chic in my office who has elephant foot there - so I'm fine with CT.

  11. 8/23/2007 Sylvia N. says:

    Do you think in the Arab nations they call Camel Toe, Moose Hoof?

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    8/23/2007 nikki c. says:

    this subject was just on the NY site http://www.yelp.com/to...

    and this is what i had to say...."moosenukkles  - name of a garage band in highschool i did a guest spot with;p

    moose knuckles...ben and jerry ice cream experiment that never made it to the shelves...nuts kept shrinking when cold"

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    8/23/2007 Megan "I ride on the handlebars" G. says:

    Camel toe can happen to anyone.  Do you really think that the women walking around know they have it?  Tight pants are the culprit.  

    It is, however, news to me that men think its even ok much less hot.

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    8/23/2007 Nelson "Is Back" S. says:

    "Girl that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust.
    Can't you see people staring, and making a fuss?
    Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance.
    Is your crotch hungry girl? Cuz it's eating your pants.

    So you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings.
    The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing.
    And public put it on an x-rated show,
    Grossing people out with your cameltoe.

    Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No!
    Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.
    Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No!
    Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe."

    There's a song for everything.

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    8/23/2007 Justin "Good enough, smart enough, and no longer Elite" B. says:

    Holy shit, the moose knuckle is catching on ... who'd a thunk it ...

  17. 8/23/2007 Sylvia N. says:

    When I wear tight pants, it looks like an upside down mosquito head.

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    8/23/2007 Amy "Sassypants" H. says:

    I guess that I need to start looking at more women's crotches because it's been a long time since I saw a camel toe.

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    8/23/2007 nikki c. says:

    in honor of Jimmy - COCKPUNCH!

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    8/23/2007 Tony C. says:

    TTIWWOP ...

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    8/23/2007 Mark "Never Mind the Bollocks" B. says:

    Effin' awesome thread!

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    8/23/2007 Gene "Kerouacing Off" W. says:

    There she goes, off to write that hit song "Alone In My Principles". That Thing You Do! is a stellar movie. Camel toes... not so stellar.

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    8/23/2007 Amalie S. says:

    Gene FTW! If I owned anything of value, I'd give you a prize.

  26. 8/23/2007 F U. says:

    Well, the Camel toe on an unattractive female is not very flattering and downright disgusting. There is one thing that is worse, when the jeans are too tight on a larger woman and she is sporting a FUPA. yuk

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