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8/7/2008 Adam C. says:

I got fired from my job after my back ground check came back with a "hit" I got arrested for weed a year ago and driving with out insurance. That is really fucked up because all these charges got dropped.
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8/7/2008 Alexis L. says:

That's not really irony. It sucks, but isn't the slightst bit ironic.
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8/7/2008 Ryan "It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy" K. says:

Do you work for a background check company?
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8/7/2008 Filly "I Dream Big" G. says:

Hmmm... I admire that you're looking for sympathy on yelp after some of your previous posts! Other than that, not sure what to tell you.
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8/7/2008 Adam C. says:

I find it really fucked up because no one convicted me! They arrested me for weed but they did not prove I had it. The cop did not show up so I did not even get a trail. They told me well it shows here if they wanted to they can come back and convict you. I am confused and really pissed off now.
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8/7/2008 Josh "Pansy Hall Monitor" G. says:

Have a Big Mac, you'll feel better.
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8/7/2008 Mike T. says:

This is totally like rain on your wedding day.
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8/7/2008 Bette M. says:

I hate it when the cops don't show up and I miss out on trails, too.
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8/7/2008 Alexis L. says:

It's a free ride, when you've already paid....
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8/7/2008 gail c. says:

agrees yes you need to get a couple of big mac's
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8/7/2008 Dan "de facto Consigliere" M. says:

Wait- isn't this the same guy who wanted to know how to pass a drug test, even though he has smoked weed every day since... birth, or something?

Well, I don't know if I'd call it irony, and while some may not find it funny- what's that other word that's thrown around here a lot?

Schnadenfreude.
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8/7/2008 Stella "to the Bella, laughing & smilin' always.xo" Y. says:

Looks like you got to get a lawyer. If your a student, they have university lawyers to help you. There are lawyers who do Pro-bono work. Get a lawyer and get your record clean!
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8/7/2008 Laura "kitten's name is Grey Squirrel" G. says:

Maybe time to stop using drugs.
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8/7/2008 Tchad "Am I Christian?  Well, maybe Dior...." E. says:

Or at least stop getting caught.
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8/7/2008 Dan "de facto Consigliere" M. says:

...or if you do get caught again, offer the cop a couple of Benjamins to "look the other way"...!
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8/7/2008 Alexis L. says:

I'm not one to defend Chicago PD, but how DO you get arrested for drugs when you didn't have any?
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8/7/2008 Izzy N. says:

hahahahaha..
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8/7/2008 Lori "with the faulty tastebuds" L. says:

Shocking...you were arrested for possession of weed.

Don't forget to have a milkshake with that Big Mac.  It makes the pain go away.
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8/7/2008 maggie "betty f." r. says:

Are you sure that's why they fired you?

I'm so shocked, too. 'Cause you seem like such a likable person.
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8/7/2008 Lori "with the faulty tastebuds" L. says:

I thought most companies perform the background check before they hire someone.
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8/7/2008 Izzy N. says:

me too Lori.
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8/7/2008 Dave "Cats Rule" N. says:

Finding a trail lawyer in Chicago should be a walk in the park for you, just remember leafs of three leave them be. and you do have a case if that's why you got let go, anyone can get arrested, but with no conviction you can not be held accountable for it.
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8/7/2008 Izzy N. says:

[Hmmm... I admire that you're looking for sympathy on yelp after some of your previous posts! Other than that, not sure what to tell you.]  There's the irony for you... being a jackass and now coming back here crying.
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8/7/2008 Astronomer Joe ""Likes a good beaver moon"" G. says:

Here is a person who is reaching out to fellow Yelpers for comfort after losing his job, and all he gets is sarcasm.  And that maryjane found - most likely wasn't his.

Man!

Now,

It probably belonged to the crack whore he was banging.

Super size that milkshake... and fries will ease the pain even more.

Thought the results showed you were pregnant Joe
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8/7/2008 Alexis L. says:

Ouch! Joe Burn!
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8/7/2008 Izzy N. says:

mmmmmmmmmmmm french fries...
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8/7/2008 Paul Y. says:

Adam,

Are you positive it was your record they fired you for, and not the ongoing sage of how to cheat the drug test that might have alerted them to maybe dig deeper than they would have normally?  

Seriously, if you are going to ask questions of that nature on a popular website, you should at least remove your picture from your profile.
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8/7/2008 Paul Y. says:

Rethinking what I wrote...  
Do you think they found your record because they were digging deeper than they would have normally?
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8/7/2008 Astronomer Joe ""Likes a good beaver moon"" G. says:

I have seen someone dig deeper than normal..but it's usually an over weight guy unlodging a wedgie...most often right in front of me.

Never look squarely at it Joe
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8/7/2008 Izzy N. says:

double cheese burger.
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8/7/2008 gail c. says:

JOE!!! Just what we all need at the end of a long, long day!
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8/7/2008 Chris "Sunny in Philly loving" G. says:

hmm. . .I don't understand this whole background check thing.

What does it show? what does it not?  I mean it doesn't seem right if what he said is true "I was accused, never proven dropped" why would that show up on a background check?

I'm lost!

*don't do weed, watch weeds. . .at least until the 3rd season. It really is starting to go nuts.
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8/7/2008 Matthew S. says:

omg. i want to say something really awful, but can't think of anything.

damn head cold.

i'd suggest skipping the mcdonalds, and saving the cash up for more resume paper.

have you tried getting a job at the bong shop on belmont?  somehow i think they might over look weed.

xo ,
Matthew
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8/7/2008 Joe C. says:

[Finding a trail lawyer in Chicago should be a walk in the park for you, just remember leafs of three leave them be.]

best thing I have read in a month.

well done, sir.
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8/7/2008 Joe C. says:

[have you tried getting a job at the bong shop on belmont? ]

"Dude, don't say 'bong'--we'll get kicked out. It's 'waterpipe'."
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8/7/2008 Vaughn "doublewhiskeycokenoice" C. says:

Man, what job was this?
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8/7/2008 Sylvia N. says:

Alanis' song:

'It's like a background cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck
that came out late
It's that bong riiiiiiiiiiiip
that I just had to take
Now I don't have a joooooooooob
From this dumb mistake

And who would have thought or figured?'

I agree...not any more ironic than Alanis' song.
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8/8/2008 Liz "So many bookmarks so little time" M. says:

This thread has provided many, many giggles this morning...thank you Yelpland!
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8/8/2008 Craig B. says:

Shit Sy... thanks a lot... now i have to go home and change my boxers...
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8/8/2008 Ryan "It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy" K. says:

I've never heard of a background check long after you have been hired...

You must have been slipping up.  Coming to work late, not showering, smell of cheap booze and weed, and they figured, how can we can this clown?  Blockbuster doesn't deserve this...
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8/9/2008 Sophie E. says:

LMAO to Sy's post above.  Good one!
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8/9/2008 Jill "Insert Offensive Comment Here!" M. says:

The secret to not getting in trouble is not getting caught in the first place....

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