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11/9/2007 Michelle "Pimptastic Waterloo" H. says:

Stealing from another thread the other day, about Chick-a-fil and their "Jesus Fries."  I thought that was a bit strange, but while waiting for a bus the other day, I was confronted with another strange religious mix.  There was a van with the name of "Laundry for the Lord" on the side.  I couldn't understand how you would have a "faith based" dry cleaning service?  Does Jesus wash the clothes?  Are they washed in holy water or something?  Maybe it's just me, or do there seem to be a larger number of faith based businesses?  What's next?  How about Porn for the Pope, a faith based adult bookstore?
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11/9/2007 Jorge A. says:

Ah Jesus I know him, but he no help with curveball.
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11/9/2007 Patty V. says:

Sweet!! I have been PRAYING for this-see- The Secret does work!!!
Please,it is probably a bunch of born -agains trying to capitalize on the name of God.
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11/9/2007 carolynne "Christ on a Cracker!" r. says:

Man, if I could really get Jesus to do my laundry, I'd be all for it.  Considering it would be the first thing the old guy has done for me in years....
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11/9/2007 Dane K. says:

hmm... will jesus stop by and do myyy laundry???  i wonder if he charges
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11/9/2007 Kathleen O. says:

Jesus has been a failure at brand management for years.  I can't tell you how many mechanics and independent construction guys in Wisconsin have claimed his endorsement.  Don't get me started on the schools.  Sure, even Oprah had to deal with child abuse in her school, but at least she fired everyone involved as soon as she found out about it.
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11/9/2007 Rachel "Loves Me Some Beer" W. says:

Hmmm, this is an idea...

Maybe the good Lord could finally get that CTA seat goo out of my favorite pants.
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11/9/2007 Phil "Up in them gut" S. says:

The secret is his washboard abs.
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11/9/2007 Kathy R. says:

Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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11/9/2007 Erin "The Roar is Restored!" B. says:

It's kinda like that Seinfeld episode where the cleaning company uses the company as a front for their "cult" and wouldn't ask George to join them...
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11/9/2007 G S. says:

I doubt the service is faith based.

Rather, they are trying to capture a niche market - the laundry needs of religious organizations.

-G
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11/9/2007 Astronomer Joe ""Likes a good beaver moon"" G. says:

Reminds of the song by the Doobie Brothers:  "Jesus is just alright".

One of my friends ex-wife mind snapped and she spent time in a mental institution.  She would call me from time to time and ask for $20.00 for a gallon of milk.  Once, she called shaken up, stating that Jesus touched her on the shoulder and it was her time to go.

I felt sorry for her.

I hope Jesus lent her the $20.00 tho.

Just this side of insanity Joe

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