WTF?

San Francisco, CA 94123

Kristina R. writes: A review of WTF?  

...WTH?

Michelle Maloy, CMT
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

2000 Van Ness Ave
Ste 506
San Francisco, CA 94109

Kate B. writes: Yelp recommended Michelle, and Yelp was spot-on.

I sought out a CMT at the suggestion of my wonderful therapist, hoping to get some relief for a persistent headache and neck/shoulder tension.  These knots were so tight I was thinking I'd have to get…

Taproot Foundation
Neighborhood: Union Square, Nob Hill, Civic Center/Tenderloin

466 Geary St
Ste 200
San Francisco, CA 94102

Olma M. writes: I heart Taproot!  It's great to write this review from the nonprofit end.  The other two reviews are actually professionals who have volunteered their services through Taproot.

We recently received a "Web Service Grant" to develop a new website for…

Auto Dynamik
Neighborhood: SOMA

240 6th Street
Second Level
San Francisco, CA 94103

Chris R. writes: So far I've had my brakes done and a "big" 80K mile service (gave me about 5mpg back!). Hami is awesome. He provides useful information and great advice, without the hard sell.

M5 Industries
Neighborhood: Potrero Hill

1268 Missouri St
San Francisco, CA 94107

Hannala T. writes: The following review is rated PG-13 for language, sexual references and explosions

Phil Donahue used to jog past my house in college.  I was a live-in nanny in Connecticut and he lived down the road from my employers' house.  I never tried to meet…

Sartaj India Cafe

43 Caledonia St
Sausalito, CA 94965

Robyne G. writes: What a special special place.... Just a small little place that has their menu on the wall.  The owner is a wonderful lady who is very friendly.  Somehow she makes this little place feel a little bit like home.  You feel as though you have been…

Wasabe Vodka

San Francisco, CA 94101

ellyk E. writes: The 75/25 blend of vodka/sake gives this powerfully potent product a unique taste and adds a zing to the average martini.  The bottle is masculine enough to give to man-friends...No birds, flags, mansions...Just a simple black label with a spicey…

Spare The Air Day

Bay Area Air Quality Management District
939 Ellis St.
San Francisco, CA 94709

jordano k. writes: disclaimer: my girlfriend works closely with the bay area air district and its 'spare the air' campaign.

'spare the air' only gets three stars on yelp? have you no shame? as laura b would say, "spare the air, mofos!!!"

if you guys meet my…

Macy's Men's Store
Neighborhood: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin

120 Stockton St
San Francisco, CA 94108

jessica t. writes: Growing up, the mall was a sadistic habitual weekend spot for my family. It was heaven and hell all rolled into one. We each had our own agendas, and no one was willing to compromise.

At the end of the day, tired and angry from four hours or arguing,…

Boobies

San Francisco, CA 94109

Maral A. writes: This was a dare!! i was dared by miss Jennifer T.  to write a review on the all mighty BooBy!! I am not the type who would ever shy away from a dare. (don't you wish your dare was more naughty!?! 'cuz I sure as hell do:)

Okay. Ready...here goes!!

I…

Indian Rock Park
Neighborhood: North Berkeley Hills

950 Indian Rock Ave
Berkeley, CA 94707

Ligaya T. writes: This is the first in a series of Ligaya's date planning suggestions. For a successful night that will hopefully end with a bang, take the object of your affection here around 5:30pm. Scamper up the rock to the flat, broad part facing the spectacular…

Da Lian
Neighborhood: Gourmet Ghetto, North Berkeley

1674 Shattuck Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94709

Brad L. writes: For Americanised Chinese food, this might be the best restaurant in the East Bay. (Best in the West Bay: Dragon Well, though that's more Californiaised.) Though I prefer my food to be true to regional traditions, there are worse kinds of…

Meditrina World Healing Spa - CLOSED
Neighborhood: North Oakland, Piedmont Ave

3923 Piedmont Ave
Oakland, CA 94611

Elise F. writes: To the tune of Heart's "Magic Man":

"...Come on overrrrr
they said with a smile
you don't have to live here
just relax for awhile
And try to understand
try to understand
try try try to understanddd
we've got the magic hands..."

MARVELOUS. OUTSTANDING. BEST…

The Lego Store

341 Hillsdale Mall
San Mateo, CA 94403

Kristina R. writes: This store is pretty friggin' awesome, I must say.  I'm not a big fan of Legos.  I'm surrounded by them all day long, all year long, and frankly, I'm sick to death of them.  

But Legos in a Kindergarten classroom are like cigarettes in…

Dianne's Old & New Estates
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

2181 Union Street # A
San Francisco, CA 94123

David D. writes: If you don't want blood diamonds, consider estate jewelry.  We bought our engagement ring here, and the first jewelry I bought for Margaret was at their affiliate in Disneyland.  The pieces are retro, hand made, unique, real art, and not nearly as…

The Pacific Ocean

West of the Americas
East of Asia
San Francisco, CA 94122

Marsha Z. writes: Awesome...as long as I'm not drowning in it.

Yelp Friends

San Francisco, CA 94118

Kristina R. writes: Yelp friends are like your invisible pals.  

You talk to them, but no one outside of Yelp sees them or knows of their existence!  

Also, you can have tea parties with them in your room if you need company for your stuffed animals and Cabbage Patch…

Fierro en Guerra
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1550 California Street
San Francisco, CA 94109

d d. writes: Fierro en Guerra is one of the best additions to this ever-changing neighborhood. After migrating from Red Door Cafe (overpriced, mediocre food; no Wi-Fi) to Nook Cafe (unwelcoming Wi-Fi policy) to It's A Grind Cafe (GOD-awful pastries, mediocre…

Merchant's Saloon
Neighborhood: Jack London Square

401 2nd St
Oakland, CA 94607

Melissa B. writes: What I couldn't get over was the booth area in the corner with the black lights, crazy psychedelic murals on the ceiling, and in the middle of that sticky vinyl area: A pole.  Yes, Ladies, a brass pole.  It was pretty chill on the night Gerry D and I…

Morty's Delicatessen
Neighborhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin

280 Golden Gate Ave
San Francisco, CA 94102

Ed U. writes: http://www.youtube.com...

What's it all about, Morty?
Is it just for your Reuben I live?
What's it all about when you melt the cheese, Morty?
Am I meant to eat more than I should
Or are you meant to be kind?...

So Morty, I miss our walks on the…

Sidewalk Juice
Neighborhood: Mission

3228 21st Street
San Francisco, CA 94110

margie b. writes: Two words:  Berries Valencia.  (Trust me. I'm a doctor.)

Qoio
Neighborhood: Noe Valley

4068 24th Street
San Francisco, CA 94114

Courtney Y. writes: I love this jewelry store, for the custom and unique designs and also for Gilbertina who takes the time to help you pick out the perfect piece.

I have bought earrings, 2 necklaces, and a bracelet from Qoio.  Each one has brought me many compliments.…

Sanmi Restaurant
Neighborhood: Laurel Heights

3226 Geary Blvd
San Francisco, CA 94118

Seong P. writes: I was told this was a family friendly restaurant and when we got there on a Sunday evening, that definitely seemed to be true.  Lots of parents and kids.  

I had the nabe with seafood and chicken in a miso broth.  The broth was not too salty and the…

Spectacles for Humans
Neighborhood: Noe Valley

3858 24th St
San Francisco, CA 94114

Kelly H. writes: EYE had been EYEing these cute, red sunglasses that reminded me of Max Headrum for quite some time.  Well really only like a month, which is about the longest span of time EYE can wait for something before splurging well beyond my monetary means.…

Presidio Pet Cemetery

McDowell Ave and Crissy Field Ave.
San Francisco, CA 94122

Dave S. writes: My favorite headstone:

HERE LIES "TROUBLE"

HE WAS NO TROUBLE.

Cool place to stop for a breather when jogging through the Presidio or after a visit to Sports Basement.

Bazaar Cafe
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

5927 California Street
San Francisco, CA 94121

Seong P. writes: My chai was kind of lukewarm or this place would be 5 stars because of the free wifi and a great patio area out back where dogs are allowed.  

There is plenty of seating so it's nice to sit out there on a sunny day and do some work or pass out…

The Chameleon Cafe
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1299 Pacific Ave
San Francisco, CA 94109

Fallopian Swim Team D. writes: This place is everything that Nook http://www.yelp.com/bi... isn't. If you don't like Nook, try them. If you like Nook, stay away.

Tip: This will make sense to Nob Hill locals.

Cris
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

2056 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA 94109

Nicole G. writes: When I first stumbled upon Cris while wandering the boutiques on Polk Street, I thought I had died and gone to couture heaven.  A consignment shop with designer brands and affordable prices?  Not possible.  Unfortunately, a closer look revealed that…

The Fairmont Hotel
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

950 Mason Street
San Francisco, CA 94108

Flor D. writes: How many people can say they have met and the president of El Salvador?  I CAN I CAN!  After the high from my 300th review, Pan Lido,
I was lucky enough to attend an awesome event at the Fairmont.  My mom, hipster that she is, invited me on a date.…

The Other Shop

327 Divisadero St
San Francisco, CA 94117

maria d. writes: Why is everyone so hesitant to give the other shop 5 stars? Too much Dansk furniture, but adorable, reasonably priced vintage clothing (and it is not all size 0!) and real designer shoes make this a great little stop on Divis.  If you want affordable…

Super 7 Retail Store
Neighborhood: Japantown, Pacific Heights

1628 Post Street
San Francisco, CA 94115

May T. writes: i've outgrown the super kitschy japanese anime toys and collectibles, but super 7 has some of the coolest array of star wars and upper playground tees, and exciting post-modern design books. i almost dropped 75 clams on a book featuring haute design…

Koo
Neighborhood: Inner Sunset

408 Irving St
San Francisco, CA 94122

nobu k. writes: I don't know how to start because I was skeptical, very suspicious and doubtful about this place.

I think it was a Japanese restaurant called "Hana" before.

The reason why I had those negative feelings was because the decor, the size of dining area,…

Food Inc
Neighborhood: Pacific Heights

2800 California St
San Francisco, CA 94115

Brad C. writes: I have never actually been to this restaurant but order it all the time at work and eat at my desk.  While I give myself a whopping ONE star for being this pathetic and having no life, Food Inc. gets four stars for shining a small beam of light on my…

Sushi Bistro
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond

445 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94118

Kristina R. writes: I scarfed down my meal like a pig!

The Agadashi Tofu was excellent, the Fall Lettuce Wrap was delish, the C2 was huge and fabulous, and the Inari was...well, it was Inari.  After dinner, they gave us a scoop of coconut ice cream...FREE!  (sigh) I love…

Western Addition Radio

PO Box 14455
San Francisco, CA 94114

Ben V. writes: Community Radio is a really cool and rad thing.  Western Addition Radio has been kicking out the jams for over a year now, freeing the airwaves in the low-mid 90's frequency here in San Francisco.

I really love listening to the archives online.  Liza…

Xela Imports
Neighborhood: Noe Valley

3925 24th Street
San Francisco, CA 94114

Christine M. writes: Around the world in 80 seconds.  Xela has jewelry, artwork, clothing et al. from all over the globe at fairly reasonable prices.  True, you can find everything here for a lot less if you visit the actual countries, but tack on the plane ticket, hotel…

Japanese Tea Garden

Tea Garden Dr
Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, CA 94118

David D. writes: This is a quiet microcosm, a monument to the Hagiwara family and the Japanese history of San Francisco.  It's a favorite retreat for all the San Franciscans I know.  

It's always fun to walk among the trees, to feel the wateralls and rivers, to watch…

Post Street Theatre
Neighborhood: Union Square

450 Post St
San Francisco, CA 94102

Elise F. writes: Things not explicitly intended for tall people:

pants
shoes
hell, 99% of all clothing sold in stores
beds
tables at fancy restaurants
most small cute cars (VW Bug and Honda Civic, I'm looking at you)
old timey houses with low ceilings and short door frames…