Bay Bridge Coffee
Neighborhood: SOMA

215 Fremont Street
San Francisco, CA 94105

Matt H. writes: A Panini -JEDI- you say?  Indeed I do, sir!  I am not one to sing the praises of the ubiquitous foccacia-walled panini, a whorish foreign cousin to the bricklayer's sandwich of yore, but the foodsmith ensconced in this little cafe has crafted a nosh…

Ristorante Marcello
Neighborhood: Parkside

2100 Taraval Street
San Francisco, CA 94116

Prima D. writes: one of the BEST restaurants ever. the veal parmigiana is top-notch, their other choices are so delectable but too numerous to name. the pepper steak will knock your socks off ! all the waiters are wonderful, especially Patrick -- I would marry him if…

Lolo's Boudoir

San Francisco, CA 94101

erika l. writes: If there were one word I could use to describe my photo session at Lolo's Boudoir, it would be: baptismal.  That may be far too dramatic a term but it really sums up my inspiring photo experience with photographer Lone Mrch Schneider. My 34th…

Les Amis
Neighborhood: Financial District

568 Sacramento St
San Francisco, CA 94111

Claire C. writes: This place would have gotten five stars if they had been able to muzzle the woman next to us eating alone and guzzling merlot.  If they had been able to discretely wrap her entire body up in one of the beautiful table linens and drop her out the back…

Nomadic Arts
Neighborhood: SOMA

342 9th Street
San Francisco, CA 94103

Borat X. writes: This is one of the best furniture stores around if your dwelling is decorated in a "lightly distressed" indonesian rustic wood style, or you want it to be.  I had so much fun picking out my furniture at this place and the owners are really helpful.…

Dr. Richard F Hoedt Jr., DDS
Neighborhood: Union Square, Nob Hill

450 Sutter Street
Room 704
San Francisco, CA 94108

Nicole M. writes: I hate dentists. Hate them. Had one who started drilling before the novacaine took affect and that fucking HURT..

Avoided going to the dentist for five years after that experience, flossed and brushed like a maniac hoping I'd never have to again until…

Bushi-Tei
Neighborhood: Japantown, Pacific Heights

1638 Post St
San Francisco, CA 94115

Amy C. writes: I have Toilet Envy.

Apparently, Xzibit rolled up to Bushi-Tei and was all, "I'm here to PIMP YOUR TOILET!"  And then he did just that.  [Note:  If your date goes to the bathroom and you don't see her/him for awhile, don't fret.  Likely s/he is just…

Shine Hair Styles
Neighborhood: Financial District

257 Kearny St
San Francisco, CA 94108

Gregor G. writes: Shhhhhh -- don't tell my regular hair hopper @ Spargo, but I made the decision to buzz my locks into a crew-cut for the first time in my life. Granted, it's not a good look for me, but I am digging it. Since this was akin to having a sheep shorn, I…

Zen Beauty Spa
Neighborhood: West Portal

221 W Portal Ave
San Francisco, CA 94127

Crystal A. writes: Every time I try to do my own nails, I end up looking more like a kindergartner after a finger painting session than a prim and proper sophisticated lady. Thus I come here because these ladies know what they're doing. This place is very......quiet.…

A & G Auto Body
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA

1970 McAllister Street
San Francisco, CA 94115

Robyn R. writes: Nothing caps off a truly terrible day like a good car accident.

I rear-ended someone on Oak St during evening rush hour and the front end of my Subaru Forester crumpled like an accordion. It was awesome.
What made it even more awesome was that I had to…

MAC
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

1833 Union St
San Francisco, CA 94123

Tanya Z. writes: MAC's products, in varied hues housed in their sleek black displays, are like crack for my eyes...and my wallet.  I have to give props to my MAC homies at this location - they don't mind people like me who periodically drop in to see what's new and…

Chocolate Covered Gummi Bears

San Francisco, CA 94121

christine h. writes: Seriously, LIKE CRACK! I could eat chocolate covered gummy bears all day long. I gotta go get some tomorrow!

Victor's Bakery
Neighborhood: Parkside

719 Taraval St
San Francisco, CA 94116

Josua P. writes: I believe it was one of the knights of the Round Table that said, "My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns hon." Surely it was in reference to Victor's Bakery.

Victor's is a Chinese bakery that offers a wide variety of buns (pork, chicken,…

Petfinder.com

San Francisco, CA 94112

laura b. writes: www.petfinder.com is fantastic. it lists almost every shelter and rescue group in the country and lets you search their database for animal to adopt.  you can search by location, breed, age, sex, etc so you can find the exact right match for your…

Ck Beauty Designs
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond

419 Clement Street
San Francisco, CA 94118

Sophie S. writes: How asian men seem to be able to miraculously tame my jew fro will always be beyond me, but Ken does it will and for a mighty fine bargain price. Be prepared to listen to techno remixed top 40 and a whole lot of speaking in a language you (or at…

Baggy's by the Lake
Neighborhood: East Oakland

288 E 18th St
Oakland, CA 94606

Bonnie M. writes: A few years ago I came here with an ex-boyfriend before seeing a movie at the Parkway. I remember that we lost track of time and had to hurry so I downed my pint of beer and as I stood up he told me, "a classy woman is able to leave that amount of…

Tammada's Noodle House & Thai Cuisine

1640 Decoto Rd
Union City, CA 94587

Gur E. writes: WoW!

A group of us went today for lunch and we ordered the following dishes:

Som Tum (Papaya Salad #13)
Tom Kha Tofu (#25)
Tom Yum Chicken (#26)
Pad Thai (Veg)
Pineapple Rice (Veg)
Salmon Red Curry (Special)
Eggplant (#69 ;-)

Had great company but I always…

Linguini's Pizza & Brew

1506 Park St
Alameda, CA 94501

laura b. writes: So I'm driving to my parent's house late one rainy night not that long ago and I saw a couple arguing in front of Linguini's.  I saw the guy push the girl and like, I don't know what I was thinking but I flipped a bitch, pulled up beside them and…

SaveOn Glass
Neighborhood: SOMA

30 Otis Street
San Francisco, CA 94103

Sara G. writes: As I pull in to the busy garage, blunt shards of broken glass ornamenting my passenger seat, an enigma echoes from within:
"Sara. You're smart. Really FUCKING smart. So why do you constantly leave valuable shit in your car overnight outside your dodgy…

Yumi Yogurt

1069 El Camino Real
Millbrae, CA 94030

Patrick P. writes: It's 9:30 on a Sunday night and you want frozen yogurt, where do you go?  Yumi yogurt!  They are open until 10pm nightly.  The yogurt is great a the service is friendly.  And the portions are big enough to bring a tear to a fat mans eye!  I truly…

Sundown Cleaners
Neighborhood: Outer Sunset

1952 Irving Street
San Francisco, CA 94122

Wayne W. writes: My coat looked shabby. Normally I would buy a new coat because I buy all my coats at thrift stores and that's as cheap as having them cleaned, but this coat I liked too much and I knew I'd never find a new one like it. So I go to the dry cleaners.…

Chef Lau's
Neighborhood: Lake Merritt, Oakland Chinatown

301 8th St
Oakland, CA 94607

stella c. writes: I have mixed feelings about this place.

My family decided to try a new place for my grandmother's birthday and something rare happened: my sister and I arrived early, were the first ones there, and made it BEFORE the reservation. It was cold outside…

Hower Auto Repair

920 Bayswater Ave
Burlingame, CA 94010

David T. writes: Honest.  Enough said.  My father told me to go to John the owner because he had been bringing his cars there for years.  He has told me to come back on another day because the part would be cheaper on that day.  They never do work that does not need…

Mark Morford

San Francisco, CA 94101

Andi T. writes: Omigod.  I would lick his brain if I could.  Dude ROCKS my world.

Specialtys Cafe & Bakery

701 Gateway Boulevard
South San Francisco, CA 94080

Art D. writes: While I had previously enjoyed cookies from the Specialty's on New Montgomery in the city, I recently went to this location for the first time for a proper lunch.

I ordered the club sandwich and really liked it although it was a bit 'sauce heavy' (it…

Muguboka Restaurant
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond

401 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94118

Kristina R. writes: I'm a Korean who doesn't speak or understand Korean.  Therefore, I am considered a "special" kind of Korean.  

So being "special,"  I may go to Korean restaurants with my family, but not allowed to order anything, say anything to anyone in the limited…

Kwanjai Thai - CLOSED
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

3242 Scott Street
San Francisco, CA 94123

Marsha Z. writes: If it's one thing these Marina Thai restaurants know, it's creating an alluring ambiance.  

I headed here after having Thai withdrawal for at least a week.  Other than their contemporary design, their food, although fresh, is nothing too memorable.…

Godiva Chocolatier
Neighborhood: Union Square

865 Market Street
Suite 308
San Francisco, CA 94103

Kristina R. writes: Meh...Godiva.  Gold boxes and named after a naked equestrian.  

They're like the slutty cousin of Teucher's who tries to get all the attention at family reunions by getting plastered on wine coolers and squealing,  "I'm so pretty!  I'll totally…

Suki @ Tresses Hair Design
Neighborhood: North Berkeley

1734 Solano Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94701

Denise C. writes: I was also persuaded to see Suki after reading the great Yelp reviews.  For me the experience was incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my second visit to her skilled hands!
I went in with a specific style in mind and was very clear as to what I wanted.…

Blair A Keck DDS
Neighborhood: Castro

4128 18th Street
San Francisco, CA 94114

John D. writes: Dr. Keck is popular and busy-- I had to make an appointment well over a month in advance.  When I arrived I was greeted by his friendly dog Heidi.  The receptionist was very helpful and friendly.  His technician was also wonderful.

I am a medical…

Lombard Street
Neighborhood: Russian Hill

Lombard and Hyde
San Francisco, CA 94133

Maia. J. writes: I walked there from Pier 33 and was tired and sweaty by the time I got to the top, blah blah blah

It's pretty and cool and crooked and crazy, blah blah blah

Tourists abound, blah blah blah

Some guys staying in a house on the not crooked part were…

Urban Dictionary

San Francisco, CA 94111

Kristina R. writes: Urban Dictionary introduced me to the definition of the terms Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the Chili Dog...

All of which made me want to do the Technicolor Yawn.

GR-OSS.  I ain't no LazyFreak, but TFS, U Dic.

National AIDS Marathon Training Program
Neighborhood: Uptown

2201 Broadway
Oakland, CA 94612

El H. writes: I confess.  My "review" is an unabashed attempt at getting you to donate to my fund raising campaign...

http://www.aidsmaratho...

But because I rarely pass up a chance to give you my opinion...

This program is amazing as a training program - they…

Renaissance Clubsport

2805 Jones Road
Walnut Creek, CA 94596

siobhan s. writes: I'm Italian -- *really* Italian...

Sundays providing a big pot of gravy (tomato sauce) with artery-clogging meat; back-slapping, pull-down- the-lower-eyelid uncles; animated, gesturing female relatives with bad dye jobs discussing every bodily…

Ambassador Toys
Neighborhood: Financial District

2 Embarcadero Center
San Francisco, CA 94111

Brenda Kaye W. writes: I bought Christmas presents for my niece and nephew here.  For my two-year old niece, I bought a plush stuffed kitty in a plush pink purse.  My sister said my niece loves it.  My niece is such a girly-girl.

To my nephew, who turns six next month, I…

Chinese New Year Parade
Neighborhood: Financial District

233 Sansome Street
Suite 1100
San Francisco, CA 94104

matt G. writes: Gung Hei Fat Choy and Gung Hei Sun Neen!! (Happy Prosperity and New Year)

This is the year of the Boar. It is also Matt's year and It means:

Pay attention to your health. A well-balanced diet as well as sufficient exercise is indicated. Talk to your…

Los Compadres Taco Truck
Neighborhood: SOMA

Corner of Spear at Folsom
San Francisco, CA 94105

Ed U. writes: Bankrupt, divorced from his Doberman Pinscher wife (..she would later claim that size did matter) and no longer with a corporate sponsor, the little chihuahua staggered on the street with its tiny, bony legs barely able to move. In a state of doggie…

La Santaneca De La Mission
Neighborhood: Mission

2815 Mission Street
San Francisco, CA 94110

Fallopian Swim Team D. writes: This place is a hard act to follow. Family run, quick, happy service (even for you Anglos) and good food. Very busy with locals, so expect a wait. Please order from the Salvadoran side of the menu (their specialties), and be sure to load up on the…

King Tsin Restaurant
Neighborhood: North Berkeley

1699 Solano Ave
Berkeley, CA 94707

vivian c. writes: I have to say, I was impressed with this place!  I seldom eat at the Asian restaurants on Solano, mostly because I'm of the opinion that Solano Ave. is populated by restaunts and shops intended to make rich, white, middle-aged Berkeley residents feel…

Orthoworks
Neighborhood: Union Square, Nob Hill

450 Sutter St
Room 2418
San Francisco, CA 94108

Audra E. writes: I had braces when I was a teen, but didn't wear my retainer - so my teeth slowly have moved back to a bit crooked.  It's not bad, but made worse with me my nightly teeth grinding.  My girlfriend has the super metal braces - like Ugly Betty - and I…