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375 Useful, 438 Funny, and 396 Cool
San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceApril 2007
Things I Loveoatmeal, urban mercantile, Lee Pace, Etsy.com, Yoga, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Orla Kiely, Hello Kitty, cooking bad ass vegan food, Andrew Bird, The Decemberists, Kid Robot, Mid Century Modern Furniture, Sushi
Find Me Inbed spooning my cat
My HometownSewell, NJ
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm throwing day old biscuits at unsuspecting victims
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecause I write for Today's Anti-Social Shut-in
The Last Great Book I ReadThe Dirt - The Autobiography of Motley Crue
My First ConcertDirty Dancing. ON TOUR!
My Last Meal On Earthwill be at The Screen Door in Portland
Most Recent DiscoveryI DO have arm muscles!
Current CrushPugs, Pugs, WORLDWIDE!
Type II Diabetes
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1. That Takes The Cake
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 567-8050
Categories: Bakeries, Desserts, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
It's really hard to beat St. Cupcake in Portland. Not only is the Saint full of deliciousness, it's full of good memories.
Those were pretty wiped clean the moment I stepped into That Take's the Cake.
I had this place bookmarked for awhile and have…More »
People thought this was:
- Useful (2)
- Funny (3)
- Cool (2)
2. Kara's Cupcakes
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 351-2253
I was determined to not let my new found love of 'That Takes the Cake' on Union St. ruin my opinion of other cupcakeries.
When did this happen? When did cupcakes become the new Frozen Yogurt?
I found myself in Ghiradelli Square with Miss Palmer and…More »
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Funny (3)
- Cool (2)
3. Bittersweet Chocolate Cafe
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 346-8715
Categories: Chocolatiers and Shops, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Pacific Heights
STILL a rousing 5 stars. I just wanted to add that when I went this weekend to loiter the upstairs for a couple hours with a friend, nibbling on a chocolate covered brownie bite and sipping on a classic, the staff was funny, attentive and LISTENING…More »
People thought this was:
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- Funny (1)
- Cool (1)
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5/2/2007
Classic Hot Chocolate was pure liquid ecstasy.
Designer Chocolate at Designer Prices, so the cost… Read more »
4. Yogen Fruz
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 627-9158
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Financial District
Addendum: Don't bother with the smoothies. Eew. Never again.
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Lessons Learned:
#1- Always plan on being gone for a 30 minute break if you decide to come here. Unless you show up at 10AM or 5:45PM, there will be a line.
#2- You are not doing your…More »
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- Useful (2)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (2)
5. Voodoo Doughnut
Bacon! Doughnut!!!
BACON!!!!
People thought this was:
- Funny (5)
- Cool (3)
6. Jubili Frozen Yogurt and Cereal
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 292-9955
Categories: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt, Desserts, Tea Rooms
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA
After struggling through the crowds in Japantown, I found myself wanting to punch children and babies. 75 degrees, the Cherry Blossom Festival, my gym bag and too many strollers and slow walkers I was fixing to kill.
Taking a reprieve with my…More »
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- Useful (7)
- Funny (8)
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7. Trish's Mini Donuts
San Francisco, CA 94199
(415) 981-4318
Category: Donuts
Neighborhood: Fisherman's Wharf
Quick, hot and heavenly.
Docked one star because I must be faithful to the krispy kreme!
People thought this was:
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8. Miette Confiserie
San Francisco, CA 94101
(415) 626-6221
Category: Candy Stores
Neighborhood: Hayes Valley
5 stars for presentation. I'm a sucker for presentation and packaging. You can wrap dog crap in pink crepe paper and I'd think it was the coolest thing ever.
3 stars for pricing.
As I've come to learn, pretty equals expensive.
9. Bouchon
This was the highlight of my week long stay in Vegas.
I will agree with other yelpers, the restaurant is great because it's far enough away you forget you are in Vegas. YAY! A+
My friend and I met for breakfast with no reservations. It was relatively…More »
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10. Bombay Ice Creamery
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 861-3995
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Mission
Because it's Spanksgiving and because someone special is making Pumpkin Cake.
The best thing I can do as an upright citizen and all around sexy person is buy a pint of Ginger Ice Cream from Bombay.
And we will all be giving Spanks this year!
Three…More »
11. Tart To Tart
San Francisco, CA 94122
(415) 504-7068
Categories: Bakeries, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Inner Sunset
Not the best, bot the worst, but open late.
I love stumbling in here after a couple of drinks at the fireside to house some mediocre chocolate cake.
I remember, on one of these instances, standing to the side eyeing the menus above the counter.
"They…More »
12. Saint Cupcake
Portland, OR 97209
(503) 473-8760
After switching to a vegan diet this year I had accepted that there would be several Portland eateries that I'd have to give up. The Screen Door, Mothers and Saint Cupcake to start with.
I was excited to find out that Saint Cupcake did indeed have…More »
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5/22/2007
I've only been once, but I fell in love.
I'm not a fan of their location in the Belmont area though.… Read more »
13. Palio Dessert House
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 232-9412
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Desserts
Neighborhoods: Ladd's Addition, Southeast Portland
I come here to relax, eat some cake and sit quietly while my friends look online for apartments. Most of the time I wished I had a book, but I am content to just sit and take it all in.
Tucked away, beautiful and with cakes to die for.
Staff is…More »
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14. Bi-Rite Creamery
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 626-5600
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Mission
The salted caramel and the coffee toffee was the best thing after a day in Dolores Park.
I cannot wait to go back and try everything else, which I wanted, but refrained from ordering lest I look like a pig.
15. Specialty's Cafe & Bakery
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 834-0157
Categories: Bakeries, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: Financial District
If you wanna feel better about consuming a ginormous and delicious cookie from Specialties, get the Wheatgerm chocolate chip.
MMmmmm...yeah, this wheatgerm is da bomb.
People thought this was:
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16. Mio Gelato
Portland, OR 97210
(503) 241-9300
Categories: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhoods: Northwest, Alphabet District
I've become a Gelato Freak as of late and made my friends indulge me on a rather cold and rainy day.
The grapefruit gelato was excellent, but wished i could have mixed flavors in one scoop as i didn't want to get 2 whole scoops.
Nice and clean inside.…More »
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17. It's-It Ice Cream
'dia, Brigitte and I bought It's It's and sat on 'dia's stoop eating the on a warm, balmy evening. The sun had just gone down. We ate and talked about boys.
I felt like I was 16 again and remember this each time I bite into an It's-It's.
18. Cafe Madeleine
San Francisco, CA 94104
(415) 362-3332
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bakeries, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: Financial District
It's like a fancy grilled cheese.
It's the fresh mozzerella, tomato and pesto aioli panini grilled to prefection and thrown into a little white bag that I carry back to my office to devour.
One day, it rained.
And they had tomato basil soup.
So i got my…More »
19. Gelateria Naia
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 864-6670
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Castro
Not bad, but nothing to write home about. I had the coconut milk and the milk chocolate and it was ok.
I prefer Melt, in the fancy mall or Ciao Bella in the Ferry Building.
All in all, I wished this was still Ben & Jerry's.
20. Melt Gelato and Crepe Cafe
San Francisco, CA 94101
(415) 896-6358
Categories: Desserts, Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA
Pricey, but I like it.
It's the Pink Guava.
I haven't seen it anywhere else.
People thought this was:
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21. Delessio Market & Bakery
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 552-8077
4 stars for the stellar bakery. And the bubble wrap chocolate. Delessio is doing its job keeping me fat. I can cardio 45 minutes a day till the day I die and undo it all with one trip here.
The staff has been nice. I've only gotten the mac n'…More »
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