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Bronx, NY
Yelping SinceJuly 2007
Find Me Ina NY Jets jersey.
My Last Meal On EarthIf my wife isn't dining with me, it really doesn't matter.
Most Recent DiscoveryBlack and white film photography. Manual camera settings. Wetroom. Darkroom.
Pelham Bay Park: Bronx, NY
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1. The 6 Train
Bronx, NY 10461
Category: Public Transportation
Neighborhood: Van Nest
Note: The figure below is not drawn to scale, Art Vandalay. Yes, I know the cars are not lined up, but I spent too much time on this ASCII art and I'm stickin to it.
At the Pelham Bay Station Hub, this "artwork" represents subway cars # 4 and 5. I…More »
2. Pelham Bay Pit Stop No 6
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 239-1080
Category: Convenience Stores
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
When I was in 7th grade, this place was a safe haven for purchasing pornographic magazines: Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Cheri, High Society, etc. Mind you, this is when I was rockin' a Commodore 64 and I relied on a Smith Corona word processor to…More »
3. Villa Barone Restaurant
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 828-0560
9/13/07
Villa Barone is both a restaurant and pizzeria. Since this is my hood, I have a minor bias towards this place. Growing up eating their pizza has set me up to scrutinize quality of Manhattan pizza (Two Boots? Rays? Blech!) . Located right…More »
4. Pelham Bay Mini Market
Bronx, NY 10461
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Convenience Stores
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
Although this store (formerly Optimo, Te Amo or whatever bodega name it had) has changed ownership several times in thirty years, this store is Pelham Bay's de facto standard for visitors and natives. Need a soda? Gum? Dutchmaster? Besides Villa…More »
5. Sophie's Diner
I have neglected this diner for many reasons, but none of them were good. It's just a diner; how good could the food be? My wife and I decided to give this place a try.
Upon entering, the restaurant is very nice inside and provides a warm, hospitable…More »
6. Gana Wine & Spirits
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 863-9463
Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
10/31/07
It is a small liquor store which does not seem to belong in the neighborhood (I forget if it was a fish market before). The selection is very limited. I only buy wine here if I am desperate and need to hit the bottle as I jump off the subway.…More »
7. Peghe Deli
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 828-0415
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
Here's a Greek deli.
No idea to pronounce.
A real bodega.
Forget Dunkin Donuts (http://www.yelp.com/bi...). Instead of the microwaved egg and sausage sandwiches, I go here for breakfast sandwiches now.
Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to present the world of…More »
8. Dunkin Donuts Baskin Robbins
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 518-0341
Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
Whether you have to hop onto the 6 train or one of the many buses in the Pelham Bay hub, this place is a staple for residents and visitors. This Dunkin D is in an excellent location for the morning rush. There is nothing alarming to point out, since…More »
9. Flowers by Anthony
I came after work for Valentines Day last year and waited in line with other saps for this Hallmark Holiday...
"Who's next?"
"Can I get a $25 arrangement?"
"Sure." (putting together some carnations)
"Oooh, can you throw a few roses in there?"
"Uhh,…More »
10. Lee Xing Chinese Restrnt
I wish I had more hands so I could give this place four thumbs down.
This is a dingy place that has two tables if you want to dine in. My brother and I have done this a few times when we needed a quick bite and had little cash.
Chicken wings and rice…More »
11. Giovanni's Restrnt & Pizzeria
Warning! Do not come here if you want a slice of pizza. You won't get one, even if you beg for it. Giovanni's sells only by the pie. A personal pan pizza is a nice touch for less than $4. I remember these as a favorite, when I was a little boy.
When…More »
12. All American Laundry & Dry Cleaning
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 823-0566
Category: Dry Cleaning & Laundry
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
This laundromat is located across the street from Bonavita Key Food supermarket and next to Balsamo Funeral Home. If you took a subway, it would be in between the Buhre Avenue and Pelham Bay Park Station stops. If you drive it can be a nightmare; the…More »
13. Key Food
Bona Vita Key Food! "The Good Life" says Kanye.
The good: The produce is good. The supermarket is clean. I rarely have to wait long for checking out. I went yesterday afternoon at 6 PM and they were 8 empty cashiers, waiting for work. Nice.
The bad:…More »
14. Di Como Restaurant
"Formaggio? Tell me when... I love this stuff so much I sprinkle it on my cereal..." That was one of the waiters asking if we wanted grated cheese on our pasta dishes...
My wife and two others felt like it was time to try out a new restaurant in…More »
15. Honey's Thai Pavilion
When I first saw the awning, I was thinking of doing a pool of how long it would take for the business to fail and post the "for rent" sign. This area is terrible in terms of restaurant turnover, as I remember the last two businesses this used to be.…More »
16. Zeppieri & Sons Bakery
This bakery has been around since I was a prepubescent boy (actually a lot longer). I always walk in and I am greeted by young women behind the counter (I don't remember seeing a man back there). I've ordered fresh Italian bread loaves, rainbow…More »
17. Indian Castle - CLOSED
10/30/07
It's a grand opening for an Indian restaurant in my hood. I have to try it!
This place is very bare inside. It's like they moved in yestersday Although there are a handful of tables to sit, I chose to take out and so I ordered chicken tikka…More »
18. Top Tortillas
I would hate to sound like a fascist ignoramus, but I've noticed that race does not always correlate with authentic food. For example, when I walk into a Japanese restaurant and see a non Japanese sushi chef I give a double-take and scrutinize it's…More »
19. Park Florist
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 828-6515
Categories: Nurseries & Gardening, Florists
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why do I have to buy expensive flowers
When you are allergic?
When I lived in my bachelor pad (RIP Pedro Lounge) on Bruckner Blvd, I passed by this store everyday as I hopped on the subway. These folks are very pleasant to…More »
20. Pruzzo's Stop One Deli
I've ordered their 3 foot Italian and American subs for a house party. They were pretty great. Their potato salad is also awesome. I easily forget that I'm not eating meat...
Since this is a 24-7 shop, 5-0 roll here often. I guess it's good for…More »
21. Lehigh Wines and Liquors
Bronx, NY 10461
(718) 863-2990
Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighborhood: Pelham Bay
Lehigh is a good sized store and gives me the opportunity to look for new wines while I pick up my favorite bargain wines. Before you judge, it ain't cheap drink everyday, man. The staff is composed of college (or deceptively younger) students.…More »
22. Chirping Chicken
Although this place is a "chain" it's pretty good. Not Popeye's good, though. Meals such as a quarter or half chicken meals come with sides and a pita. These are a bargain for lunch.
The menu also includes chicken cutlets, chicken fingers, chicken…More »
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