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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceMay 2005
Things I Lovexiaolongbao, shengjianbao, xianbing, daoxiaomian, lamian, ramen, pizza, foie gras, uni, organic produce, ribeye, offal, incanto, kalbi, chigae, EGGS, beer, wine, whiskey, gin
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My Blog Or Website Why You Should Read My Reviewsbecause I make people hungry
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My Favorite MovieKenneth Branagh's Hamlet
Most Recent DiscoveryLers Ros Thai is probably the best thai in the city
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See All Lists1. House of Prime Rib
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 885-4605
Category: Steakhouses
Neighborhood: Nob Hill
teh n00b's guide to teh HOPR:
1) Make a reservation several days in advance. They're pretty much always packed.
2) They usually don't seat you til most of your party is there, so be sure to get a martini at the bar while you wait. You can sit by the…More »
2. Toronado
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 863-2276
BEER. PERIOD. Toronado is the easily the best beer bar in the city, with over 30 beers on tap, and a whole page front and back of bottled belgian beers. Try not to be intimidated by the WALL of beer that is the menu, though you almost certainly…More »
3. Rosamunde Sausage Grill
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 437-6851
Category: Hot Dogs
Neighborhood: Lower Haight
Choose the best answer:
beer : sausage
toronado : ?
a) the Men's Room
b) STUD
c) Moby Dick
d) rosamunde grill
e) all of the above
OK here's the lowdown for the n00bs:
Step 1) Drop off your coats, bags, etc at the Toronado.
Step 2) Walk next door…More »
4. Shalimar
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 928-0333
DON'T FORGET TO B.Y.O.B.
There's a convenience store just down the block where you can buy some beers if you forgot to bring your own from home.
Here's the rundown of the "system" so you don't look like a moron.
1) B.Y.O.B! Be sure to bring your own…More »
5. The Ambassador
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 563-8192
Category: Lounges
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Nob Hill
Ahhh the art of the martini. One might say that it's a simple drink to make, but really it isn't. Like chinese calligraphy, and single malt scotch, the simplest characters and scotches are always the hardest to do right--since there are less…More »
6. True Sake
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 355-9555
Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighborhood: Hayes Valley
FINALLY a good sake selection in the city. Not just good. AMAZING. I just picked up two bottles of GINJO NIGORI SAKE. Holy crap. I love nigori sake, the unfiltered milky stuff that has a creamier texture because it is unfiltered. I've looked…More »
Recently updated lists from Fong L.
Boozin for da connoisseur in SF (14)fine drinks for fine people... ;) |
NIPPONICHI! (11)tonkatsu, udon, soba, okonomiyaki (when I can find it), ochazuke, kaiseki and yes.... SUSHI AND SASHIMI(ramen has its own list, since it's technically japanese style chinese food) |
Why No Real Asians are on Fear Factor... (15)...since we eat EVERYTHING. This list features tofu soaked in rotten vegetables, animal guts of all sorts, smelly fish sauces, pigs blood, shrimp paste, 1000 yr old egg, duck embryos, lamb and cow genitalia, natto (read: slimy smelly fermented soy beans), cockscombs, and lots of other goodies that will make fear a factor for the sheltered white-folk. |
Tapas, Izakayas, Beer food.... (13)beer without food is like sex without foreplay |
Best Cheap(er) eats in the city (25)Stuff at $10 and under. |
Best REAL Chinese food in the Bay Area (27)Not for the faint of heart, these places are chock full of stinky tofu, internal organs, and finely crafted rice and noodles of all sorts |
Quest for the Perfect Xiao Long Bao (12)All my reviews of restaurants serving xlb (shanghai dumplings) |
Let the hate flow through you.... (15)If I could send these venues to hell, I would. Then I would feel sorry for Satan. |
Ramen O Rama (7)the best ramen in the bay area |
curry and rice... (7)...from the brown people, yellow people, and everyone in-between ;) |

