Zombie Pub Creep (gang bang)

24th is my Daughters Bday....
We'll See but this sounds interesting and the Artwork looks very similiar to my Ex-Boyfriends....strange.

Is your ex boyfriend Jorge Riverol?

I was going to slaughter some pigs that night, but I guess this should be just as good.

This Yelper's account has been closed.

No but my Ex's stuff also looks a tad smidge of Gris Grimly's work.....
I'm sure there's a term for that particular aesthetic or type of illustration but i wouldn't know- i just dated artists....i can't paint or draw for shit. ;)

Like it though, good default, caught my eye. ;)

I just bang artists then beg for free artwork.

The hood?

monica "Monica" v. says:

Never attended this even...can someone please update me some more???!!!
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Basically its a pub crawl. Come to any of the specified bars at the time shown, dress as a zombie and drink.

Mel - I'm sure you don't beg....;)

Will you accept my stick figure drawings...i'd give them to you and you wouldnt even have to bang me first. ;P

Ken M. says:

The hood?
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Long Beach
Crawl Lineup:
8pm-10pm V Room 918 E. 4th St.
10pm-12am Cheapshots 941 E. 4th St.
12am-2am Ferns Cocktails 1253 E. 4th St.

I know right? Cause how can you beg with your mouth full?

Yes I am willing to trade sexual favors for stick figure drawings.

Mel "Reaping Laura's benefits" M. says:
...Yes I am willing to trade sexual favors for stick figure drawings
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Laura S should be all over that one.

^^Unless you're a ventriloquist. ;P

fantastish

Eva I'm going to bang you.

your invite just brought me back to yelp again from my busy as hell schedule!!!!  count me in.....  im there!!!!!

what about zombie hunters???????????  can i go as one of them instead???  

if not then its might be the misfits theme for me!  unless i can get some hot chicks to go with me and have them go as the chicks from the horrorpops!  who wants to go with me?!?

Oh Steven you know Laura so well.

I'm here for the gang bang.

To quote Laura S, "I have no shame."

If there's a hotel within walking distance of the last bar - I'm in

like a Gong or drum?
the instrumental type is very important. ;P
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Serious question: (sorta)

at what point does it turn from an orgy to a gang bang.....

inquiring minds would like to know.

Paul "Captain Liver Damage" D. says:

If there's a hotel within walking distance of the last bar - I'm in
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hotels in dtlb???  

you better be careful which ones' you stay at....  after all..... belmont shore is only a stone throw away!  lolz

va "L'esprit de L'escalier" R. says:

like a Gong or drum?
the instrumental type is very important. ;P
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Serious question: (sorta)

at what point does it turn from an orgy to a gang bang.....

inquiring minds would like to know.
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when everybody is gettin it compared to only one!

33 minutes ago Mel "Reaping Laura's benefits" M. says:

Eva I'm going to bang you.

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How does a girl bang another girl? Don't you mean clam smack her?

Damon "rhymes so fresh I flow like a nacho fountain" W. says:
How does a girl bang another girl? Don't you mean clam smack her?
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Laura S, you want answer this question? In the meantime I going to say maybe Mel M is quite handy and carries power tools.

beer zombies sounds good to me

Eva-Like a tambourine

Steven-No she doesn't have shame. At all. Have you seen that photo of her?

Laura-I will bang you again!

Damon-If I tell you I will have to bang you too.

Paul "Captain Liver Damage" D. says:

If there's a hotel within walking distance of the last bar - I'm in
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Theres about 20 hotels within one mile of the last bar.

Eva "L'esprit de L'escalier" R. says:

like a Gong or drum?
the instrumental type is very important. ;P
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Serious question: (sorta)

at what point does it turn from an orgy to a gang bang.....

inquiring minds would like to know.
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I always though an orgy was sort of a "free for all" and a gang bang is where one person is getting banged by multiple people.

Mel - are we also having a "20 hotels within one mile of the last bar" crawl?
we need a place for the gang bang dont we?
;P

I may have taken that picture of Laura down. But since  I witnessed the act that very night, it will be imprinted in my mind for quite some time now.

I prefer my gang bangs sober. Although I think you may be on to something with the whole "hotel crawl".....

I'll bring the mashed potatoes!

Damon "rhymes so fresh I flow like a nacho fountain" W. says:
How does a girl bang another girl? Don't you mean clam smack her?
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Sigh.

Damon-gravy?

Laura-I believe its "le sigh"

Laura, excuse my ignorance... I'm new to the Lez game... consider me a sponge ready to soak up all your lebionic knowledge.

Mel - Gravy? I thought you girls would be providing that for us?

This is perfect - Damon would love a necro-gang bang

are you gonna pick me up Mel?

Marlon yes.

Dance Toll!!!

So.. would it be fitting to shotgun a soda here or is the word "shotgun" a little offensive to Zombies?

I'll be there with my L4D shirt.

There's a whole lot of banging going on here. I'm in.

Jo I will bang into you with my kayak.

Again.

Javier "I drink for a reason" J. says:

So.. would it be fitting to shotgun a soda here or is the word "shotgun" a little offensive to Zombies?
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what is this "soda" you speak of?

can you bang me too?

No Marlon.

I don't even bothering asking such questions to Mel as Laura would be all over me. But I'm in regardless.

Marlon - but we might bang your sister Marlene.

If you come to this event you will get banged.

PEOPLE stop clicking "sounds cool" you are breaking my heart.

I'm going to click sounds cool, then unclick it, just to click sounds cool again just to hear your heart break multiple times.

Just kidding, we all know you're heartless.

Its because of people like you that I'm heartless.

Mike "+1" Q. says:

I'm going to click sounds cool, then unclick it, just to click sounds cool again just to hear your heart break multiple times.

Just kidding, we all know you're heartless.

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I like the way this man thinks,
but i LOVE how Mel Plays.

too bad this is the same night as the Nike Human Race!

I'm waiting for the Nike Human Hunt. Not that will be an event!

Ohhhhhh Eva.

Mel, I heard that moan all the way from Mission Viejo

Mel- over and over. Next time with beer.  It'll be AMAZING.

Listen carefully:
http://www.dailymotion...

So mel, should I click, "sounds cool?"

Its on like donkey kong lil sis!!!
I  clicked "Im in"
muahahahahaha
Oh and mel, will you be putting makeup on peoples faces this year? For cups of booze again??
Theres a reason you got well drinks last time... bahahaha

Shut it beshhh!

Ahahaha

Laura you need a spanking.

Sorry to be a pain in the ass but the date has been changed, hope this works better for some of you.

awww man, lame sauce!

What the heck? Why Jessica why!!!!!!!

the new date is perfect :)

+1

Thats what I'm talkin aboot.

only if you're gonna pick me up

no marlon. no.

=(

bump

I can't believe people are actually clicking in on this crap!

My "thing" got canceled.... SOOO I might just have to make an appearance.
Is the scary garb required?  Cause it freaks me out.

Laura! You accidentally blocked me from sending you messages and compliments....or you purposely blocked me....which makes this totally embarasing !

awkward....

Really... WTH?!  Let me look into that...

Laura come however you want. Just make sure you come!  I miss your beer face. :)

Sounds like fun but I don't have a zombie costume ... hmmmmm

alright fuck it! im going......my gramma will have another birthday next year......i hope :/

i cant gooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! its the same weekend as the treasure island music festival! i did'nt look far ahead enough.... =/

(i thought it was gonna be on the 24th)

Jessica I like the conclusion you've come too!

Mel, your picture is so gorge it makes me jealous!

ditto on the scary outfit.....

don't hate me!!

but I'll make myself bleed if I have to......

Becoming a zombie is easy!

Step 1 make fake blood http://www.wikihow.com...
Step 2 drench self in fake blood
Step 3 show up and order a beer

Jessica more of that talk and I'm going to bang you!

Thought this was NEXT weekend.  May be able to swing it.  Friend just moved to Long Beach anyway ;)

Jessica, let's go watch the Angel game THEN go to this.

Mike you are not allowed.

Mel "Reaping Laura's benefits" M. says:

Jessica more of that talk and I'm going to bang you!
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triple dog dare!

Mike "+1" Q. says:

Jessica, let's go watch the Angel game THEN go to this
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Do you think watching the angels game as zombies is bad luck?
Also, did you see that Chris "Mad Dog" Russo said yankees......?Fuck him!

p.s. I hope its okay to bring people along, this event obviously excites everyone around me when I talk about it.

Mel, try and stop me.

Jessica... aren't Angels technically undead? That's like in the same ballpark as zombies. Minus the brain-eating fascination.

yeah I get you......and I like it!

also you said ballpark to compare them......coincidence or genius?!

Unintentional genius. I don't even have to try, Jessica. These things just appear like manna from heaven.

HEAVEN - ANGELS, get it? Ok, that one I tried a little too hard.

Jessica of course bring whoever you want, I posted the event on Yelp so clearly I don't care who goes. :)

Except Mike he cannot go. There is only room for one topper.

Jessica "is crazy busy" S. says:

Mel "Reaping Laura's benefits" M. says:

Jessica more of that talk and I'm going to bang you!
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triple dog dare!
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No dares. Everyone who attends this event will get banged by me.

Mel "Reaping Laura's benefits" M. says:

Jessica of course bring whoever you want, I posted the event on Yelp so clearly I don't care who goes. :)
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ouch.
p.s. i totally stole a gown from the hospital so i can be a zombie nurse and tim can be a zombie patient. i love it.

Mike, genius.

Can you steal me a doctor's lab coat? Or... I could just go to a thrift store.

haha i think that might be harder to come by......unless i flirt with a doctor and somehow convince him to have a secret affair with me, get him to take off his labcoat, and then somehow get out of there with the lab coat, and then have to see him at the hospital for the rest of my life........i don't know if i could get this done by saturday!

Don't sell yourself short, Jess. I believe in you.

Jessica "is crazy busy" S. says:

Mel "Reaping Laura's benefits" M. says:

Jessica of course bring whoever you want, I posted the event on Yelp so clearly I don't care who goes. :)
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ouch.
p.s. i totally stole a gown from the hospital so i can be a zombie nurse and tim can be a zombie patient. i love it.
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You know I mean it in the nicest way possible :)

That is awesome.

The first year a bunch of girls came in their soccer uniforms it was pretty sweet.

omg. soccer uniforms. love it. i think my friend and her bf are gonna be zombie danny and sandy from grease. black leather sandy too, the best sandy!

Mike "+1" Q. says:

Don't sell yourself short, Jess. I believe in you.
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haha thanks mike! the doctors i will be around tomorrow are psychiatrists......the mental ones are always the hardest to flirt with!

The dirty Sandy!

I'm bringing a horde...(okay...just a little one) of dancing zombies! :)

I'm so stoked that a few peeps from Thrill LA are going to come to our little pub crawl and perform! For any of you wondering who/what they are about click on the link below. :)

http://www.thrillthewo...

Half hour late and the first person here!? You're all dead to me. Hahaha.