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2 reviews for Zoners
Zoner women are hot and they come in droves to San Diego beaches. They also bring tons of money to the local economy. I highly support the Zoner population and hope that someday San Diegans and Zoners can co-exist without hostility.
Sure, their tank tops are bad, and they dress funny, but at least they're house broken.
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They are easy to identify and can be found almost anywhere in San Diego all year long, but are mostly summer creatures. They are trademarked by their bad tank tops and maroon license plates littering the beach streets and are known as 'Zoners.'
Their characteristic thickness differentiates them from the indigenous creatures as it is too hot to go outside and exercise at home. They crowd our beaches, streets, boardwalks and restaurants when escaping the inferno they call home. And the worst part...they think of SD as their personal vacation spot. During the summer months they outnumber Californians almost 2 to 1 and San Diegans tenfold.
They have but two redeeming qualities:
1. They bring a lot of money to local business which, in turn, increases tax revenues.
2. Every once in a while there are a couple of cuties that I used to prey upon in my younger years.
It's not that I don't like tourists, but they are like pack hunters. A virus that spreads throughout or communities blocking locals access to the beaches. If they want better weather than in their native land, they should move somewhere cooler. Preferably in another state.
I'm hoping that this review makes them as red as their sunburns and license plates. Welcome...and inevitably, Goodbye.
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