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Wilsonville Lanes Inc
29040 SW Town Center Loop E
Wilsonville, OR 97070
(503) 682-2346
Wilsonville, OR 97070
(503) 682-2346
- Good for Kids:
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2 reviews for Wilsonville Lanes Inc
Heh.
I'm pretty sure I just broke an all-time Danielle-bowling-record. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I rolled a game of 94. And this is the person who infamously ends games with scores of...ZERO!
Other than that:
+ Ample amount of lanes
+ Huge menu (is this actually a bar?) of fried goods and French toast(!)
+ Pool tables
+ Smelly bathrooms (air on the side of caution)
+ A dude wearing short shorts and no shirt running sweatily to said stinky bathroom
+ Extra greased-up lanes and balls
Oh, and I can't forget the dude who kept calling me "missy." It was endearing.
Hands-down, the best time I've ever had with my coworkers, but the crappy music videos were kind of a downer.
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Where else can you get a healthy dose of Jan Hammer (Miami Vice theme song), ABBA and Journey on a weekday afternoon? This is a nice little suburban bowling alley. Not a lot of extra bells and whistles, but they have the basics covered.
I've been here half a dozen times for a mix of kids' birthday parties and company team-building type events. Always have fun, because I have no problem laughing at myself and my lame skills on the lanes.
Had a good experience hosting a party here a couple of years back and they give the birthday boy or girl a souvenir bowling pin which made a big impression. This is a more reasonably priced venue compared to Bullwinkles, Safari Sams, Pump It Up, etc.
Food focuses on the deep fried items you'd expect, but they have a nice little selection of beers and Thomas Kemper sodas (bring on the root beer and grape soda). When I was there today, it was cleaner then I remembered and they also have pool tables and arcade games to entertain those not into bowling. They also offer "cosmic" (glow in the dark) bowling Friday and Saturday nights.
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