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Top Secret Incorporated

1 star rating
based on 5 reviews

Category: Amusement Parks  [Edit]

527 Wisconsin Dells Pkwy
Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
(608) 254-6700
Good for Kids:
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5 reviews for Top Secret Incorporated

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Brandon W.

Chicago, IL

1 star rating
9/10/2009

No.way.

I will never get those 25 minutes of my life back.  Those could have been better spent digging a pointless hole, or banging my head off a wall.

Ridiculous waste of money.  I would rather spend the money on endless go-karts in the Dells then this.  

Stay away.  It is a tourist trap.  More so for the foreigners.  I am sure they really believe the White House is upside down in the Dells!

You'll have more fun running through traffic, believe me.

PS:  This place is not good for kids, adults, minors, youths, the elderly, the clinically insane, geniuses, prodigies, people with heart conditions, people who breathe, people who breathe with machines, people who walk with crutches and or a walker and or a wheelchair, people who walk, people who speak foreign languages, people who speak any language and people.

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Chris W.

Chicago, IL

2 star rating
4/8/2009

Real neat for pictures outside of the place. It makes you wonder what the hell is on the inside. Especially if you see a line of people buying tickets. It's a tour attraction like a haunted house but more on the thriller side than the horror side. I don't have a lot of fun house experience but I was creeped out more than I had fun.

Overall, it's obvious they spent a ton of money on this place  but the experience is not worth the admission. If you do go, chances are you'll agree with me that once is just enough. Not a good family event especially with older parents and younger kids.

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J C.

Evanston, IL

1 star rating
2/24/2008

this attraction is H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E!

If you don't belive me, just ask the people exiting the attraction 50' to the right of the entrance.

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Mike W.

Grand Rapids, MI

1 star rating
3/9/2006

We were going to buy tickets to this...place. But we didn't know what it was. EV-ER-Y-ONE who came out said it was lame. Mostly teens, but still i wasn't going to have it. Another tourist trap.

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m e.

Madison, WI

1 star rating
4/3/2007

LAME!  Okay so it looks cool from the outside - it's an upside down White House.  But it was like $12 for about 10 minutes of a guided tour through the upside down White House.  So lame.  It was like, so this is the Oval Office... upside down.  This is the Lincoln Bedroom... upside down.  Who cares?  I wanted it to be scary but it was just stupid and a waste of money.  Don't waste your time or your money!

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