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Top Deck
- Price Range:
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$
- Parking:
- Street
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- No
- Music:
- Juke Box
- Best Nights:
- Fri
- Alcohol:
- Full Bar
- Smoking:
- Yes
- Coat Check:
- No
3 reviews for Top Deck
This bar is BANANAS. Located on one of the shittiest blocks in Pt. Hueneme, The Top Deck is the sort of place you pass an afternoon at before an appointment with your parole officer. It's one of the few places I've been to where people are openly smoking crank and threatening to kill each other with broken beer bottles.
If you're anything like me, you attract a few nutjobs everywhere you go - so here's a word to the wise; if you pay a visit to the Top Deck be prepared to play amateur social worker for a few hours since you'll definitely spend most of your time listening to various complaints about child custody hearings, recent parole violations, SSI check denials and estranged family members. If you like to share a drink or twelve with someone who looks like they'd like to chew your face off, stop in sometime!
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You can dive if you want to, you can leave all dives behind. I don't care what anyone says; this place is a nasty dump squat. If you want to take a box of antibacterial wipes with you, then okay. If you don't mind disease, okay, go there and sit with the TB-emitting patrons all night long. Gross. Nasty. No character or flavor. Just a sh*thole that actually does smell like a bad case of IBS.
4/21/09: Actually, I want to amend my review, only because another time I returned (Why did I return? Because I enjoy pain!) the scene was mellower and the Irish bartender exuded friendliness, telling us about the Coachella festival, which he'd recently enjoyed. This place seems to be a watering hole for Harley riders, which is interesting enough, but made more so by the ethnic diversity of this group. Who knew?
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The Top Deck sets the bar high for Navy/biker bars. If you can get past your first visit and return, you are family. Like all good families, we have drama. As a female, this is by far one of the safest places, the regulars will not let anything happen to you, as long as you don't start anything.
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