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Time Out Sports Bar
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13 reviews for Time Out Sports Bar
Wednesday nights!
During the summer they have $1 millers and $1 wells. It is a dive sports bar... The pool is free and they have darts. They have bud light bladder buster on certain nights, usually when there is a live band. There are a ton of TV's but, I would not go here to catch your favorite team play.
- Go with lots of friends and have a good cheap time.
- Stay far far away from the food.
- The service is good and all the girl bar tenders I have seen are cute.
There are plenty of what I would consider D-bags here... I'm from SoCal so, that is saying a lot. But, if you have an obsession with Affliction Clothing... This is the perfect place for you =)
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My friend's band played here. Note to bands: don't bother. The audio was terrible. No monitors for the stage. Mostly because there's no stage. No sound guy. The audio for the singer was awful. Unless you're doing an acoustic thing, find another venue.
Returned to meet a friend in Kirkland to watch a football game, and since I have no idea what else is in Kirkland, http://mobile.yelp.com was letting me down, we met here. The Bloody Mary bar was pretty weak, especially considering the lack of alcohol in the base cup. There were a whole lot of flat screens and games going on, so I was able to watch the Seahawks fall flat on their face from multiple angles.
Hot, overly made up girls, always nice. Lots of guys with backwards hats and polo shirts yelling the same tired old jokes. I guess the only difference between me and them is the backwards hat and the polo shirt...
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A few months ago my best friend left her boyfriend for another man. He was heartbroken and shortly after headed to the Seattle area on business for his his job at Redbull. He wanted to see me, she wanted me to show him a good time and help ease his broken heart, and I was itching for a wild night out. Our journey through the Kirkland bars as two recent singles ended here.
No sooner did we get into the bar and I step in line to order drinks then I see a pack of men from my college. We all strike up conversation and what we are up to with our careers and what not comes up. After my update, I was told by a certain individual, "let's get into the bathroom so I can inject my sperm in you because you are on fire, and I would let you be my baby momma because you are smoking hot and going to be loaded." He said this with complete seriousness and sincerity. I regretfully declined the offer... as wonderful as the possibility of being his Baby Momma I am sure is...
I must say the drinks are strong because shortly after that comment I donned 3 shots one after another and it eased my horror that we all graduated from the same educational institute and had the same major. Mr. "I am to sexy for my shirt" Bartender who had a deeper v-neck then I did and I was sporting a shirt practically to my naval, was quick to realize that we were serious about our drinking and gave us or our credit card the attention that the surroundings found necessary. So kudos to Mr. "I am to sexy for my shirt" Bartender.
So if you are also "on fire" and looking for "sperm to be injected into you in the bathroom" then the grown up fraternity brother of your dreams is waiting for you here on a Friday or Saturday night.
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8 ridiculously strong and tasty drinks for $69 with a tip... hmmm.... not too shabby. Especially, especially since those 8 drinks left 3 of us a step past tipsy. Craziness!
Watching them make AMFs and Long Islands is magical. How do they manage to put such little mixer in and have it actually taste good? The ratio of alcohol to mixer in a Long Island is comparable to that of the Baranof except the drinks are actually drinkable here.
The bartenders were friendly and efficient. There were always a few million people waiting to order drinks but the wait never seemed that long. All the TVs were nice to help pass the time when waiting in line.
The music was the best of the late 90's. Nice. Who doesn't like some Backstreet Boys, Monica and "Back That @ss up"? Every song was a former "favorite" from my middle school days. Kind of nice to go old school considering every other bar in Kirkland was overdosing on Beyonce and TI.
Will I be back??? Uhhhh... I'm rarely in Kirkland... BUT, if I'm in the area, heck yeah! Cheap, tasty drinks. Nice.
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If you like frat boys and/or sorority girls... this is the place for you
too crowded on the weekends, not enough people there on the week days. Okay DJ. Dance floor is not big enough. Bouncers aren't incredibly nice, but not mean. Bartenders aren't too friends either..
if all your friends want to go there, then go. But it wouldnt be a place i'd suggest
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What can I say, I love this place, aside from the 39yr old perverted Italian I had to almost beat the crap out of because instead of slyly copping a feel on the hot blond standing next to me, he accidentally felt on mine (I hope it was an accident) The bouncers got him out of there before it got ugly
Good place, many a night of stumbling out of there shit faced on only 3 drinks tops
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Haha! I love that Mel has been here.. and MAN! did she hit that nail on the head!
.. and hey Mel! When we comin' back??!
Seriously, in the sheltered little world of Kirkland nightlife, it's a good thing this place exists. It's just yer old standard sports bar (they've god Widmer on tap, which is good), but in crazy lil downtown Kland, this place is a lifesaver. It's either this, or Sharky's.. you pick.
Tons AND I MEAN TONS of bad makeup, bad jewelry, fake titties, white hats and lip gloss (in no particular order).
They had big flat screens (good for watching the game) and horrible music- A+! At one point, I HAD to serenade my company w/ a lipsync/ climb across the table combo to 'Love Bites" Def Leopard (in traditional Katie S. fashion). I did get props though from some Betty who looked over and said, "OMG. That was totally AWESOME."
They have Big Buck hunter, pool, and that basketball game.. forget what it's called.
If you want some decent beer, cool bartenders (they were pretty dope dudes for Ktown) and your in Obliviousville, WA, come here.
**PS- two stars b/c.. well.. just trust me on this one.
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A good Kirkland neighborhood bar to watch a game, have some greasy food, and, well, its close enough to walk home.
This place is like a frat bar transported over to Kirkland, where frat boys go to live out their post college, yet still drinking excessively, ogling girls years. (Seriously, I have seen some former frat boys here from when I went to school... but oh hell I was a sorority beyotch, so whatev). There are some SHADY ass nooks and crannies that contain sketchy von sketchertin couches that have beyond their time for many years. I stay away from said areas. However, this bar has cheapppp strong drinks. Went there with some coworkers and we got our buzz plus on for cheap. Washington apple shots are delish. Except when you have more than one, and fall down the street in Kirkland, and have the scar to prove it. Oh, memories. Live on frat boys, live on.
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This place can be a madhouse, MADHOUSE I tells ya. It's Kirkland, with sudo rich kids dressing in their Ralph Lauren and Eagle Outfitters. Not my specialty. It's a pretty big place, but it's hard to tell when you're wiggling through the crowds. The bar itself is pretty big, but you will have to karate chop your way to order a drink. There's one special area with some questionable couches. My mind can picture girls giving drunken lap dances or naughty drunken bar foreplay and action. I should put a black light on it ans see what I find. Hmmm, maybe this place isn't so bad after all
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This place is super cheap for happy hour and has great fries. It's pretty seedy but the bartender and the owner are really friendly and the service was excellent.
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If you are over 25... forget it.. there are many other places in kirkland to get better food and better drinks.
Tons of frat guys here as well as extremely hot (and fake and usually not very bright) girls. Honestly this place will probably piss you off the first time you walk in and see the vast amounts of popped-collars, border shorts, and Affliction t-shirts. It gets less worse the more times you go. It's an acquired taste. Pitchers are pretty good value here and the pool tables are usually open, even on busy nights. The dance floor offers good views as well.
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