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The Italian Joint - CLOSED
- Price Range:
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$$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Parking:
- Street
- Attire:
- Casual
- Good for Groups:
- No
- Good for Kids:
- No
- Takes Reservations:
- No
- Delivery:
- No
- Take-out:
- Yes
- Waiter Service:
- Yes
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- No
- Good for:
- Dinner
- Alcohol:
- Beer & Wine Only
22 reviews for The Italian Joint
Review Highlights
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Hmmmmm.
A divine place to come for a glass or carafe of wine and perhaps an appetizer ( I did not try the deep-fried ravioli, but it sounded fun).
A frankly disappointing place to come for dinner.
The good stuff:
The servers, though harried, were professional, friendly, and helpful.
The crowd of people waiting in the doorway for a table, I found charming.
My green salad was crisp, fresh, and included mushrooms, which makes me happy.
The "Oh, no. Really?" stuff:
The entrees. Ick. Super old school basic stuff. A pile of sauce on a bunch of noodles. Definitely filling, definitely boring. Vegetables are our friends, people.
The choices were limited: Fettuccini Alfredo. Meat or Vegetarian Lasagna. Spaghetti with marinara and meatballs. Eggplant Parmesan. All fine dishes, but not really $9-14 fine.
I guess that's really my only complaint. Great service, cozy atmosphere, nice wine.
But- big, bland, and boring entrees.
Statement: The Italian Joint is a mediocre restaurant.
Clarifying Addendum: The food is tasty but sufficiently lacking in quantity.
Irritated Declaration: $8.50 for four moderately sized ravioli? Something is not adding up.
Wistful Reminiscence: I enjoyed the bread and olive oil / balsamic, which WAS in plentiful supply...
Forceful Interjection: ...but the Sprite I ordered arrived flat, weak and 90% ice cubes.
Amused Consideration: The service was brusque and hurried, as though they had something better to do. With attitudes like that, I wouldn't be surprised if the Italian Joint were a front for some other "business."
Conclusion: I cannot recommend eating here, unless you're willing to fill up on free bread and olive oil.
The Italian Joint is waaa-hey-hey-hey better than it looks from the outside. I can't decide if its low profile and unfortunate name and branding are at least partially intentional, since the place is so very small, they wouldn't be able to handle a huge crowd.
But it's good. Very good. Service, good. Food, good. And price, not too shabby. All around goodness, really.
And not the kind of goodness in the "wow that was a lot better than my lowered expectations" kind of way. Good in the "that might be the best minestrone soup I've ever had" kind of way. That kind of good. So that's good. Right?
The food was fine, not great, but not bad either. Maybe worth another try if I'm in the neighborhood, but I wouldn't go out of my way to go back.
For a busy Sunday night, including a party of at least 10, the service was very good. I was a little worried about sitting outside and being forgotten, but our server was prompt and polite.
I had the "spicy" angel hair which was just sort of meh. It comes with feta (which melts into a gob by the second bite. i'm not saying it's a bad thing, but it is what it is..), kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, and sun dried tomatoes over angel hair with garlic and olive oil. I could have used a bit more work with spices and seasoning in terms of the pasta; I ended up eating all of the veggies and leaving a pile of pasta on the plate. I also had the small caesar which was quite big for a dinner salad. It was also quite garlic-y which was good at the time, bad after the second douse of Listerine. My girlfriend's stomach couldn't handle the garlic (she got the full order), but was happy with the tomato soup, which looked more like marinara sauce in a bowl than soup to me.
I was shocked to see $12 pasta on the menu as the review I read on here said this place was cheap, but that included a good sized caesar salad which made the price much more reasonable.
Overall it was a decent experience.
I hate the Italian Joint.
This place dropped the ball. They tricked me into believing they ran a good spot, I was wrong. Here is the story, and trust me, it has a happy ending:
It was an epic Saturday night. We stopped into the I.J. around 7ish. I talked with the so-called hostess about putting my name and phone number on the list, to have them call me when our table was ready. I looked on the list and there were about 3 or 4 parties ahead of us, no big deal. Perfect amount of time to have a beer or two. We left after I wrote in all capital letters, ANDREW 503-449-****. We puffed our ciggy's as we walked past Belly TImber and went to the Meridian. We ordered one beer and chatted about how fabulous Coraline in 3D was. We ordered another beer and chatted about how hungry we were. We ordered a third beer and chatted how it had been about an hour and a half since I wrote ANDREW 503-449-**** and we should go see what the hell was going on. As we walked back into the Tiny Joint, the not-so-hostess asked if we were on the list. I looked at the board and my name was crossed out and there were about 8 names after mine crossed out too. She tried to explain that she yelled my name, ANDREW, and some douche said, "Oh, I'm Andy party of 6, that's me!" The idiot then sat/stole our table. F-that place. I stated that my name was ANDREW not Andy, and asked why she didn't call the number listed. She crumbled and looked very weak. She gave me excuses. I was three beers deep and excuses were not cutting it. We walked out. The part that really pissed me off was that "Andy party of 6" was sitting there while all of this took place.
The happy ending:
We left I.J. to put a ciggy to the face aggressively, and walked to Belly Timber. Let me tell you, our EPIC Saturday continued from BT...
1 Previous Review: Show all »
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1/10/2009
I heart the Italian Joint.
This place is cozy, cute, inexpensive, and amazing.
I think one thing… Read more »
My heart weeps ... alas Italian Joint is CLOSED! I will miss you so much!! Please come back!
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2/7/2007
First to Review
We stumbled on this "joint" one night after unsuccessfully visiting my friends cat in NW ... or… Read more »
OK
Maybe I need to revisit, because it has been a few years... but The Italian Joint was host to one of the worst dining experiences I've ever had in Portland- maybe, everywhere
I go out a lot and it was seriously horrible and weird.
We needed to wait outside to be seated and were left waiting even after some tables opened up.
A few minutes later a waitress came and said "so, do you want to eat here or what?"
The correct answer would have been "no!"
Plus, the food was not that good
I love this place. It is definitely a little cozy, and sometimes there can be a wait, but the staff is super friendly, and always excited to see you. The carafe of house wine is about $10 and pours 4 healthy glasses of wine, and the house red is pretty good for a house wine. I always get the lasagna, which is really good, while my girlfriend oscillates between the dungeness crab ravioli and the seafood pasta medley. Every meal we have gotten here has been exceptional. And it comes with a healthy sized soup or salad, and all the complimentary bread you can eat. My tip: fill up on the bread and salad (or soup) and bring the majority of your meal home for leftovers. Just as good the next day! Prices are really reasonable considering the quality and quantity. A great date spot.
I love this neighborhood to begin with - so anything located here has instant potential for greatness in my book.
But oh my starry eyed surprise...
Fantastic Italian food and a quaint atmosphere (seats about 25) that's uniquely Portland. I had manicotti with a house salad that was great. There is a happy hour menu for drinks and pasta - quite a few wines to choose from - and a variety of vegetarian options.
Service was quick even though it was busy. I felt like I was at a dinner party at someone's home. Very casual - it would be a cool place for a date or a stop while wondering the shops along Hawthorne.
I have never had a bad time here. Every time has been amazing food, amazing prices, and amazing service. Last time I went was for my significant others birthday. Not only did the "birthday up" our desert with some fine booze concoction added, but gave some good booze on the house. The food here is by far the best Italian in Portland that I have had. Fettucini = perfect. Eggplant parmesean = Godly, tiramasu = better than sex. Seriously.
As my friend Brian puts it, "There are so many great restaurants in Portland, there's no point in going back to one that was only okay."
I picked up takeout from here once. Never again. The taste of the food reminded me of Chef Boyardee from a can. I have a couple of friends who really love this place so I should probably try again but I'm really hesitant.
I wish this place was bigger... or maybe not, considering that the small-ness is one of the charming aspects of this cozy, warm, and inviting place. I haven't been in awhile and am looking forward to going back soon and splitting a carafe of house red wine with my hubby (be prepared to walk or bus it home, but it's worth it). The service is friendly and the atmosphere is perfect for date night. The only down side to this place is that the entrees are hit or miss. I have never had a ravioli there that I didn't like, but some other dishes have only been so so. The daily specials are usually a good bet. Be prepared for a bit of a wait, but there is often room at the bar ...where you can get started on that carafe of wine ;)
This tiny little Italian joint has big charm and great food. The staff is warm and friendly and easy to talk to, and the atmosphere is great.
Not ideal for groups, but perfect for intimate friend dinners or a date.
Good food, good service - tight space. It's charming, true, but charming often just translates into tiny, which is as true here as anywhere. But the staff try to accommodate you as best they can, as quickly as they can. There are usually seats at the bar while you wait, or if you're dining alone, or just plain don't mind sitting up there to eat your meal.
Getting past that minor complaint, the food is great, and prices are reasonable. They don't give you as much food as I would expect for the price, but they give you plenty - it's just that I'm so used to huge portions from most other restaurants, that their near-normal, healthy portion sizes have started to look small in comparison.
I love the spinach and cheese ravioli, and they do the whole bread and oil/balsamic thing, too, which is great.
I would tend to stay away on busy weekend nights, or if you have a large party, which is going to be difficult to seat, and will engender spite from other customers who have to put up with your inevitable loudness, which is only as loud as it is because it is confined to such a small space. Plus you'll take up half the restaurant (literally) and further engender spite/hatred by taking up that seating for a good chunk of time.
Perfect place for a romantic date for two, or a nice dinner out with a friend, though.
Decent, but not great. A bit bland.
i really want to love the italian joint.
i love the olive oil. i love the balsamic vinegar, i love the bread, i love the wine, i love the salads, i love the ambiance, i love the deserts i love the bar, i love the prices, i love the staff.
but i don't love the entrees. everything is great up until i get my main dish. then it's just ok to mediocre.
one day i'll find an entree i like there and then it'll be one of my favorite restaurants.
I skipped this place for months because it looked trashy and box-like from the outside, but it's actually super cozy inside. The portions are enormous and the food is great (we had fettucini alfredo and the meat lasagna). It's heavy and rich and you will more than likely have leftovers.
As another reviewer mentioned, the carafe of house wine is cheap but decent and there are 4 glasses worth in there.
The standout here, though, is the tomato soup. If you're on a budget, but want to eat out - this is the answer. It's hearty as anything (my friend made fun of me for describing it as hearty, but there is no other word for it), and the entree size (even larger than the already generous appetizer that comes with your meal) will easily fill you up. And at $4.50, served with a plate of Grand Central bread - I think it might be the cheapest and best dinner you can get in Portland.
I have heard over and over again from friends what an amazing place this "Italian Joint" is. Come to find out, they were right. Although the restaurant itself is tiny (maybe 8 tables inside), the large portions of food they serve more than make up for it. They have a great selection of traditional Italian dishes, including a tasty Chicken Marsala, and each meal is served with bread and soup or salad of your choice. They also offer a list of traditional Italian desserts, which I did not have room to try, but the Tiramisu looked awfully delicious. But MOST IMPORTANTLY, Portland, I need to mention the HUGE carafes of (very decent) house wine for only $9. Yes, you heard me correctly. This is not the place to go with a group, but perfect for an intimate dinner with a best friend or date. No reservations though, so get there really early, or way after dinner rush.
i was very pleased with the warm atmosphere and the great food. i ordered spinach stuffed ravioli with alfredo, and a chunky tomatoe basil soup. IT WAS FABULOUS! go here!
I was pretty impressed by this place. Admittedly, I'm not an Italian food expert, but I really liked the food here. My server picked out a wine for me after asking me some questions about flavors I liked and it was a great choice. It was an adorable little place too (though it definitely is small...) Good place for a date, for sure.
This place is adorable!!! We tried to go to Thanh Thao last night for dinner, but arrived to find it closed on Tuesdays (we knew this, but just forgot), so we were left unprepared. I suggested the Italian Joint, after having read about it on Yelp, and being a big fan of southern Italian cuisine, and the husband agreed. So, we went in, and I immediately loved the atmosphere and the cozy decor. Very small, with touches of red checkers found in most traditional italian food places. They have a happy hour menu with reasonably priced soups, salads and pastas. I had the ravioli and a bowl of the homemade minestrone. Very tasty, but it was missing beans. And the hubby had a piece of potato in his. Never had that before. The ravioli was pretty okay. I actually only ate a half of a ravioli, cuz I was already full from the soup and the bread. The service was quick and polite, and we even got seconds on the bread. The husband had the chicken marsala, which I find too sweet anyway, but the chicken was tender and delicious!! It was good; we will definitely go back. Plus, they played the "the Clones of Dr. Funkenstein" by Parliament, so that made me happy too.


