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Neighborhood: Wallingford
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Holy wow.
The Erotic Bakery goes above and beyond in some departments and, while some things seem to be a bit much, others have me thinking that this is my destination for whenever I have to go bachelorette party shopping again.
There are cakes and cupcakes and I think some other things that have woman parts, erect man parts, or boobies on them. I wasn't expecting to see the cupcakes, so that made me happy. That and I'd probably buy one of those instead of cakes because the one price tag I noticed on the cakes was at about $45.
The other thing that stood out were the cards. I don't think I can bring myself to give someone a card with a fully naked body shot (of a man) on it, but.... I guess it's "right" for some people. They also have other items great for bachelorette parties and I believe I remember seeing some flavored lotions or lubes or something like that.
It'll take a special occasion for me to return here to actually buy something, but this browsing adventure got me thinking that it's a worthwhile stop when doing some bachelorette party shopping.
I feel I owe the Erotic Bakery a new review...
My friends and I are hosting a bachelorette party this weekend and we've never done it before. I had a pretty bad experience the last time I came to the Erotic Bakery, but if I recall from my own review ... it's one of few places around where you can get cakes with erotic themes. It's too convenient to bother going anywhere else. Plus - the cakes are delicious.
We get there and I'm ready to be confronted by this rude guy that helped last time. Not only was he not there, the woman that helped us was SO much more polite and helpful. She made flavor suggestions on the cake we were ordering based on personal preference and the popularity of the flavors. She also helped us decide which size cake to buy based on the number of guests, the size of the pieces, etc.
In addition to making the cake ordering process very easy, she also made a number of suggestions about what store merchandise is most popular for bachelorette parties. It was so helpful because my friend and I are planning this party but have never even attended one before!
All in all the experience was MUCH more pleasant. I'm excited to see how the cake turns out ... I already know it will be tasty.
So this place has a good and bad review from me. It depends on what you're looking for ...
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TITTIES!!!!! Came here in search of a cake for my friends bachelorette party and got exactly what i came for. Two large rounds of baked goodness that look EXACTLY like the breasticles you see on the little china dolls who frequent the war room.
I'm so glad this is here. Everyone should visit just so you can see a vagina cake.
If you ever want to find a cake that will shock your friends, this is the place to get it! You can order via phone or the website, my friend and I personally had a lot of fun ordering online since the questions they have are really quite interesting and definitely not something you do on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis.
The cake is pretty decent tasting, although the frosting is a little on the sweeter side. However, it is a dessert, you won't be disappointed.
This place puts new meaning to getting a "dick in a box." oh! my personal favorite from this shop: extra cum is free....might as well get your money's worth!
Like The Lonely Island says, "Gotta give you something from the heart....It's my dick in a box!"
Where else can you get THE most awesome edible erotic gift? Why at the Erotic Bakery of course. The staff is fun, always up for a new idea and will create just about anything in addition to their phallic/ vulva masterpieces. Want something small? They got cookies and cupcakes. Want something, er, a bit larger? They can do full spread sheet cakes. They can even put a photo of your loved one on a cake or even do your basic birthday cake--but why do that when you can have something so unique!
Can't think of an idea? They've got a photo album of their fans "receiving" their gifts. Plus they've got all sorts of novelties to add that extra kick to your erotic party. All in all, it's a laugh and a very enjoyable place to do business. Come here for that next bachelor/ bachelorette party cake and have your friends talking about "that cake" for years to come...
haha, I made a funny. :)
ummm, ok, read the other reviews..
I lived around the corner from them for 14 years.
I went in about 4 times. Each time I smelled a musty sweaty smell which repelled me. Ok, maybe people are doign something regularly because of the body parts on the cakes. .... But, they sell food there. I dont want to buy food from a place where it smells.
I go by now and think, well...? No! It's good to read that others like it. I just can't go back. A friend got a box for a party. She was so excited to hav e cupcakes with little penises on them.. I couldn't break her happiness bubble.
The novelty is definitely novelty. They also have other things. For a long time the windows were covered.
(In the tune of "how much is that doggy in the window")
How much for that vagina in the window (lick lick)
The one with soft pink hood
How much for that love hole in the window (lick lick)
I do hope that it tastes good
I must take a trip to Erotic Bakery
And leave my ambitions at home
If they have a vagina for the roomster
It will have good cunnilingus at home
How much for that vagina in the window (lick lick)
Is the cake nice and moist?
How much for that cooter in the window (lick lick)
I hope its red jelly filled
I don't want the penis or testes
I don't want a piece of ass
I don't want a pair of boobies
She can't finger those with class
How much for that vagina in the window (lick lick)
The one with the well crafted cave
how much for that Beaver in the window (lick lick)...
It's available? Sold! Now hurry up and give it to me because we've got to get this bearded clam to the house for the roomy's birthday, ya dig?
*FYI, the cake was good
I absolutely love throwing dinner parties. It's one of my fave things to do; slaving over a hot stove and prepare offerings for my friends and guests. One of the things I've realized in throwing these parties is that it is all about presentation. You have to have the perfect table setting, the perfect arrangements and plating and the one thing that's been lacking from my stellar and appetizing table designs is an ice penis. But thanks to the Erotic Bakery, I now own one.
Yes, you read that right, I bought a large penis ice mold, because wouldn't that put a smile on your face if you showed up to a fancy pants din din party and saw that. No? Well, then you aren't invited, but for the rest of my guests, oh I can't friggin wait to bust this one out, haha.
As for the rest of this store, what's not to love. Penis cookies and cupcakes, vajayjay ones, cheesecakes with huge old breastestestests and caulks(hehe), yeah, this is a pervos wet dream of a store or perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. I was really tempted to buy the birthday plates and the cone hats that said Happy Fucking Birthday, because really, who doesn't want to use the F word when people are singing off key to you and making you wear a dunce cap :)
Good stuff, and they ship which is awesome for future surprises for friends :)
I used to live right off of meridian, and loved to take a peek in this "speciality store" but this year has been overwhelming of invites to bridal.bachlorette parties... and such.... soooo where do you go to find things to decorate??
EROTIC BAKERY!!!!
penis cupcakes
vagina cakes
boobies popsicles
penis straws
bachlorette shashes
etc.........................
great place to go for an amazing embarrassing party!!!!
btw I was the maid of honor in my sister diane's wedding, and she got a little drunk and did something to her penis cake!!!!!!!!! let's just say my sister is pretty damn conservative and it was delightful to see a good girl go wild!!!!!
OK, so I'm a personal assistant and have to do some pretty weird things, but finding a baker that would make me a 100 person poop shaped cake was defiantly more difficult then most!
After trying six other places and being treated like a monster, I walk in and ask the guy working here if he can do it, and he simply said... "This is the most exciting thing I've heard in months, of course I can do it... do you want it wet or dry looking, with or without flies?"
If you need it done and nobody else will do it... pick up a phone!
One person actually gagged when we unveiled it.
Does life get better?
Answer in the form of a question:
What scarred little Michelle B at a young age and caused her to be the type of person that snickers every time someone says "balls?"
The Erotic Bakery!
Sometime in the mid-80's I dropped my Speak & Spell to go off in search of a snack, and opened the fridge to find a bakery box inside...oooohhh....somehow I just knew there would be a cupcake in the box. I was excitedly opening the box while calculating the punishment I would receive for eating a cupcake that wasn't mine when all of a sudden...uhhh....why is there a pink pointy thing on top of the cupcake? What are the white drips of frosting supposed to represent? OMG MOM!!!! What is wrong with this baked good????????????
Does this also explain my fascination with cupcakes?
I've got to go call my therapist now. So much for cathartic yelping.
I sooo wanted this place to make my cake, but the future had something else in store.
I heard great stuff about this place, and decided this would be place to make my weird request. After exchanging a few emails and phone calls, I thought everything was fine.
BUT I got fucked over by the Erotic Bakery. Sounds like a joke, but just a few days before my party, Erotic Bakery screwed me over and bailed out on me without an apology.
Apparently they where overbooked, and the person I had previously talked to had no idea what she (Kimmy) was doing according to Mike. blah blah blah...
I'm tempted to go back, because their work is impressive. But I just don't want to deal with people that don't give a fuck about ethics.
Ethics and eroticism...hahaha
Ass Man reminded me of how much I love this place. Doesn't that sound skanky...
I am not sure they replaced it but they used to have a picture scanner so one year for our friend Tom's birthday we had the usual naked marzipan man body spread out over a bearskin rug with Tom's grinning face right on top. The restaurant waitstaff all lined up to see his reaction, and let me tell you it was priceless.
Aside from that we've had many a cock, I mean cake, err cock cake as well as droopy vagina cakes, full on inner and outer labia cakes (with cobwebs) and even a cake with my friend Roy taking an explosive shit all over Justin Guarini, the almost American Idol (i love that picture scanning magic machine!). Its amazing...all of your sick fantasies come true, in marzipan.
You always wonder if these places exist. And you are so glad when they do!
Up on 45th, a few blocks from Deluxe Burgers, is your local Erotic Bakery. The shop is great. So much eye candy! This is the place for stocking up on the stranger things that some toy/fetish/porn shops don't have. And of course, almost everything is edible.
They have a few racks of actual toys and choose decent quality ones too. Also a great variety of edible panties, even the candy necklace variety. Tons of cards, candles, balloons and even plates. All with adult themes.
Of course, you come here for the cakes. They have a beautiful display case filled with all sorts of hedonists delights and at a decent price too. You can get your own 1-2 people cake for around $20!
Great staff too that will decorate with extra cum! Oh the fun of being an adult!
Who would ever think that in the quiet neighborhood of Wallingford such a place would exist. The Erotic Bakery is a great place to get a gift for someone close or just for fun. The have cupcakes with male and female parts. The best though are the full size cakes with their sensual edible art. If you are looking for a unique bachelor or bachelorette party gift, this is the place to visit.
A friend and I went here once. She said that she was creeped out by the guy working there. If it wasn't for him and the inconsistent hours I would give this place 5 stars on uniqueness.
All I know is that for my 19th birthday, my crazy piercing, tattoing, sex book buying hilariously adorable roommate Kimmy bought me a lovely yummy cake with a giant red penis on it. Yes, there was some clear frosting that seemed to be squirting out of the penis..and yes there were some big cojones on that red penis as well. I myself have not physically BEEN to the bakery...but everytime I rode by it on the bus the place fascinated me.
Now that I am studying hospitality and plan to go into events and event planning, this place will be stuck somewhere in my mind JUST in case I need so...titty cupcakes or a cake with a big pair of lips on it...either kind.
ew, did I just step down to that level?
i kinda love the fact that I did.
Do you need cupcakes decorated like titties? Sure, you do! I know I do. Besides genius baked goodies with private parts on 'em, they also have a small selection of novelty sex-themed items (for bachelorette parties or just for fun) I am thrilled to hear about that poop cake they made for you, Scott.
My friends and I purchased a birthday cake from them. When we called, we asked a bunch of questions and descriptions of stuff since no one had been there before and a bunch of us were from out of town. They thought we weren't serious and just messing around. It did sound a little funny as wewere on the phone with them while driving around town. We eventually bought a cake with boobs made of marzipan for a buddy's birthday.
I just had cake from here for my friends Bachelorette party...it was really good...if you aren't a big fan of chocolate I wouldn't get chocolate because it was super duper RICH..but yummy.
The cake itself was pretty much an urban cowboy...the bride-to-be was from Texas and the decorations were perfect. It definitely helped make the night special and was great for pictures!!!
So my friend and I wandered into this kinky little bakery expecting to feel awkward and leave quickly..I can only look at a penis cake for so long! But the guys in here made us feel welcome and not creepy at all. They helped us choose some "lady parts" cookies for our esthetics class (waxing anyone?!) and we left with amusing little treats, some delicious and some just for fun. They were helpful and not overbearing and were knowledgable about exactly what they do, making desserts in the form of naughty bits! And they do it well.
I had one of the most awful experiences with this bakery. I spent over $100.00 on a birthday cake for my friend. It was not what I ordered and I tried to be peaceful about it when I talked to the lady who was working when I picked it up (those who know me know that I am all about the peace). She got snotty and rude with me. Then she taped the box lid down so low that when I opened it at home the decorations were ruined. I called and left a voice message. No one called me back. It was a Friday night. I called again on Monday and spoke to a man who said he was the manager. He offered to send me a gift certificate for a free cake. I did not receive it. My kinky friends and I used to spend big $$ here..... NEVER EVER AGAIN!
my friend's bridesmaid got her a cake topped with a penis for her shower. it was made of marzipan, it had pubes...and there was so much going on with it that you couldn't help but look at it and marvel at the details that erotic bakery put into the thang.
all in all, i think they are professionals. truly.
as for supplying a good two hours of laughs and pictures we can embarass our newly married friend with-thank you erotic bakery
Where can I get a cream-filled cake shaped like a cock? Well, if you really must have one for a bachelor party, birthday, office promotion or bar mitvah...this is the place to go!
Nothing beats getting you're best friend a penis cake for her birthday! This place is freakin' hilarious! For years now we've been surprising our friends and loved ones in the greater Seattle area with giant marzipan boobies and excited shafts of fondant, courtesy of this original bakery. Although the cakes are far more expensive that other places (sometimes) they're worth the extra 20 bucks. How can penis cake get any better? When you're birthday friend gets drunk and decides to poke people with the sugary appendage at the bar :)
How could any adult birthday be complete without a very special cake? This place features a wide variety of inventive pastries...VERY inventive at times.
Penises and boobs on cakes, cupcakes, sticks, etc. Good novelty shop. If you get the cakes, you're paying for the penis or boob design on it because the cake is nothing to be excited about.
I don't think I've ever been to a bridal shower that didn't feature a cake from here, but frankly, I want one for my birthday. Without my kids around. Just being in the presence of one of these cakes makes you feel sexy and confident and just a wee bit shocking. There isn't a body part they can't make and plenty I'd like to see more of. Hey, there IS life after kids. Oh, and they taste good too.
Just coordinated a bachelorett party and ordered a cake from here. It was fun picking it out, they can pretty much do any erotic parts with frosting and icing that you can imagine. You get to customize it from color, size etc... If ordering for a bachelorett party please use caution when eating since they use toothpicks in their "structures" to keep them upright. They are pretty pricey and when it comes down to it the actual cake itself is just ok but worth it for the giggles from the gals.
Best place ever for made-to-order cakes that would shock your mother! Bachelor parties, wedding showers, birthdays...whatever the occasion, the Erotic Bakery will find a theme to make everyone blush. And not only are the cakes a conversation piece, they taste good too! Go ahead, embarrass your friends. They'll love you for it.
The best cake for a bachlorette party! This place can make any unique creation and the store also sells novelties and greeting cards with fat women on the front. So much fun! You gotta love it!
This place is friggin great! You can have any anatomy for provate parts in a cake on top of a cake or on a cup cake. The cakes and cupcakes are moist and yummy. They bake everything on site there. If you want somethign custom made they can do that for you as well. This place is worth every penny you spend. There are also party gags and other things for parties and bachelor parties.
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