The Cheetah
Category: Adult Entertainment [Edit]
Neighborhood: Midtown887 Spring St NW
Atlanta, GA 30308 (404) 892-3037
- Price Range: $$$
- Accepts Credit Cards: Yes
- Parking: Valet
- Good for Groups: Yes
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yes
- Outdoor Seating: No
- Music: DJ
- Best Nights: Thu, Fri, Sat
- Happy Hour: Yes
- Alcohol: Full Bar
- Smoking: Yes
18 Reviews for The Cheetah
In response to Layla G's review about this place I would have to agree that some of the best looking strippers do work there. VIP is definitely pretty lax especially in the couch area to the upper right once you walk in. Although it is pretty pricey you tend to get what you pay for. Much cleaner than other area joints (Mardi Gras, Tattletales, Oasis...) which is a huge plus. As to the food, I prefer the free buffet style presented at The Trapeze, and you definitely get what you pay for there if you catch my drift.
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Truthfully, I write this review for the sole purpose to outstrip (no pun intended), Brunner's review on Trapeze (yea, I know you're reading this). Certainly, there is some appeal to an underground swingers club in the burbs. But, why - WHY when you can feast your eyes on these gorgeous women? Tannis, Tannis - where for art thou Tannis? And what happens in VIP, stays in VIP. I hear the steak is AMAZING. But that's not what we had to eat.... LMAO!
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My botfriend likes this place to say the least i don't.
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I've been coming to this place for over 5 years now, maybe longer. Day shift only though. I've been a couple of times at night and during special events, and if you don't arrive early or come in during the day and stay into the night you will NOT find a seat. I used to also love that if you made a reservation at Alluvia (their fabulous restaurant. Try the Chicken Piccatta or Lamb Chops) you could gain free entry instead of paying the $10 cover charge. I don't think they do that anymore though, but you can get in with your ticket stub if you went to a game that same day.
I am a girl that is not afraid of Skripper clubs, yes I said skripper like stripper. lol This place in particular has always been good to me. When I worked with a particularly large popular company we always had our regional meetings here (I can't say their name because they don't want to be associated with these establishments) and i've been able to visit them time and time again with the company I work for now as well.
I have to say the girls during the day aren't the most glamourous, most day shifts aren't, but they are some of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet. You guys don't care about a mediocre cool chick though in this kind of place. lol There are some attractive females for the gentlemen though, the female waitstaff as well. I would recommend possibly coming in during the day on a Friday with friends or by yourself, take a seat at the bar, order a stiff drink (or cold beer) from Paul (PAUL ROCKS!!!!) and relax. I can't say that I haven't been in and not been disappointed with the vibe or even been bored, but there have been far more enjoyable times than bad at this place.
If you're a girl who hasn't been to this type of club and you're feeling a bit iffy, don't. The ladies here are very friendly and are actually more appreciative of those who come in with an open mind and relaxed attitude. I have to point out I am not gay (although I have absolutely no problem with that at all) but I look at this place as any other bar honestly. Their staff just happens to become nude at random times. lol
O, and you have to try their food. Alluvia serves up some great eats. I mean anything from a club sandwich, philly cheese steak, sliders, personal pizza, to a filet mignon, veal, and chicken.
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The food was great and the women were beautiful gold diggers... But what would you expect from adult nude entertainers? They were at work and their job is to get paid. I went there twice and that fact alone ought to tell you that I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Hello!!!
The 1st night I was entertained by 2 girls in particular who thought they were "REAL" but were only real fine and sexy. The 2nd night (2 days later) was the charm when I got a girl from Honduras, Thailand and the Phillipines. The Filipina was my waitress. I swear I want to move to Atlanta now. I was in Flirt Man Heaven.
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Over. Rated.
Admittedly, I went in with super high expectations. I've been to most of the well-known strip clubs in the city (reviewed a couple) and I fully expected to be awed and amazed by "the famous Cheetah girls." Instead I was stunned. Grossed out. Deeply disappointed. "Maybe Saturday is when they let the fourth string out of their cages??" I thought....
I expected flawless goddesses writhing about and instead I got:
fat chicks with ugly faces who were completely gutted and spotted with cellulite
sickly looking chicks with gross "hard life" faces, fake tits, no booty and cellulite
a few tiny cute chicks with no booty and the the breasts of very underdeveloped 12 year olds. I felt like a child pornographer each time I glanced at them but YAY! At least they had no cellulite!
My two male companions, long time purveyors of fine T&A, were equally unimpressed. We stayed 5 minutes, maybe, then circled the wagons and rolled out.
Summary: nice facility, so-so entertainment.
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Living in Atlanta and never having been to The Cheetah is like living in Paris without ever going to The Louvre. Or perhaps it's more in line with visiting Dublin and missing the Guinness Factory. You get the point.
Cheetah is Atlanta's legendary strip club. I support my claim to this status with a reminder that Jay Z raps about the club. This upscale, classy (can I say that about a strip club? Yes.) establishment is loaded with young attractive strippers. Buckhead business men love it, visiting men love it - basically any guy with an abundance of dollar bills will be in paradise. I went with my ex-boyfriend and his friends for a birthday (figuring I could keep an eye on them all) and actually had a fun time. No, I am not anxious to return, but I will recommend it as a one time unique experience everyone living in Atlanta should have. Just sit back, relax, and laugh. And if you are a gentlemen, certainly clean out the atm beforehand.
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I have always enjoyed The Cheetah... the girls are among the prettiest in the Atlanta strip clubs, they try to adhere to a dress code for the customers, and Alluvia has great service (I'm gay - I didn't go entirely for the show). Unless you're in the restaraunt, it can get kind of crowded down on the floor. For the Yelpers who didn't see hot girls - remember that the hot ones get asked to go into the VIP first, so get there early and expect to pay more to see the hottest women (and they are really friendly, too).
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The top "talent" in Atlanta used to be split between the Cheetah and the Gold Club. Once the Gold Club imploded, the prices for everything dropped and the Cheetah landed the best of the rest of the girls. It's definitely the best strip club in Atlanta, the others pale in comparison.
I used to have to go to the Cheetah constantly for work (no, not kidding). There was an instance where I had to spend 20 hours here over a span of two days. Sitting around at 9 AM with the dancers drinking coffee at the bar with their husbands and kids will break you of ever wanting to go to a strip club again. Trust me.
Things to know in Larry King ellipse fashion: bring lots of money, ATM feels will crush you...everyone in the place expects to be tipped...drinks are going to set you back more than dances in the long run...good spot for celeb and in-town athlete spotting...a convention goer's specialty...most crowded during religious conventions, according to one of the dancers.
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The Cheetah is the city's most upscale strip club. It's pretty much the opposite of the Clermont Lounge.
For example, the Cheetah serves good food. You should never, ever eat anything at the Clermont.
The Cheetah strippers are young and attractive (if not entirely natural). The Clermont strippers are old and fat.
The Cheetah has bathroom attendants. The Clermont has a trough.
You get the point. If you want an evening of classy nakedness, go to The Cheetah. And stop at the ATM on your way.
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The Cheetah's low-key naturalism is a perfect compliment to the patrons stoic eye gazing, presenting a touching combination of amiable nonchalance and emotional yearning.
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Classy!!!! Beautiful girls and a chill atmosphere make this a happening place. Not to mention their restaurant, Alluvia, surprisingly serves up some pretty damn good food; try the southern fried chicken breasts, it's amazing!!! Make sure you bring plenty of cash, the drinks are a bit pricey but, worth it.
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aka "The Spring Street Ballet", The Cheetah is the best strip club in Atlanta. Most of the dancers are perfect 10s and even the shooter girls are top quality. As with most Atlanta clubs, full nudity and alcohol are both on the menu. Fill your wallet with plenty of cash before you get there though. Valet parking, a steep cover charge, and the pricey aggressive girls will drain your account faster than you can realize. If you're entertaining out of towners, this is where you want to take them!
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Reminded me of something straight out of Sopranos, but I don't think the bathrooms in the Bada Bing have attendants, so perhaps they deserve an extra point for that. The drinks were good and I felt like I was at a Vegas show and not a seedy strip joint. Funny enough we saw a coworker inside so I don't think this is the spot you should go if you want to keep a low profile. It's pretty popular.
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This is the best strip club I've ever been to. I've only been to about 6 in my life, but Cheetah is far and away the best. It's so fun to pull up and walk in the Vegas like entrance (look at the carpet, the pattern just screams Vegas casino), and once you enter, as you turn the corner, your eyes are just assaulted by the long tables of strippers dancing on them. Again, with the Vegas theme, it totally reminded me of a buffet.
But the best part of Cheetah has to be the VIP lounge. It's right off the main entrance past the frosted glass sliding door (hello, Airport Lounge anyone?). A bouncer swipes a card over the sensor and the door slides open to reveal a smaller, more intimate lounge.
I know the Gold Club is the strip join in the ATL everyone knows, but the Cheetah brings make memories of the drunken and debaucherous days of college. Good times!
The Cheetah may be overly polished, but it hardly trots out ugly women.
they are pretty stunning for the most part and it's a well-run operation.
the smoke can be overwhelming at times.
not sure why they ditched Wine, Women & Thong. that was one of the greatest ideas ever.
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Definately a place you should experience.
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All I have to say is WOW, never seen so many beautiful LADIES in one place.
although I never met any "pushy" women at the cheetah, I can say that you should not go in there unless you have money to spend.
I met my wife at Sugars in Austin TX in 2003. she moved to Atlanta, because Austin dancing was not her thing (too trashy, and most of the girls don't take care of themselves) she stayed in Atlanta for a year and a half. I went to Atlanta on business, and of course I had to visit the infamous cheetah. Well there she was, I took her off the stage and the rest is history. We have been married since November 2005, and i can honestly say...IF (and a big if at that) you can land a cheetah girl...it is well worth it.
My husband posted before I could..so here is my look on the Cheetah.
To me The Cheetah is how every gentleman's club should be. It is very well kept, and to say the least, the ladies are nothing less then something that jumped out of playboy. Comming from the inside of the dancing industry, I have a different view I suppose. However I have been a customer at many a strip clubs as well, so I do see both sides. The Cheetah is top notch class and nothing less. Of course I left there in November of 2004 so how the ladies are now I couldn't say, but when I was there the ladies were very sweet, and they took very good care of themselves. They always took their time doing their makeup and hair. ( I never saw poneytails,unless it was a part of a costume). The management always stressed to the ladies how the men come to the cheetah to see a fantasy...so we needed to be a fantasy...aka something not seen in most of the other clubs in Atlanta.
In most of the other clubs you can usually find a couple of ladies who are gorgeous, a few who are beautiful, the majority are "cute" to someones standards, and there are usually a lot of dogs.
The Cheetah is the opposit. There is the occasional dog, some are "cute," a lot are beautiful, and the majority are drop dead gorgeous. When I was there, there was no need to be pushy towards the men for dances or money. most of the time was spent just having a good time. I made more money on stage then i did doing private dances. I never hustled..and the majority of the ladies i knew there didn't either. However we all had our own way of "stripping" a wallet so to speak. I can say however that night shift at the cheetah is a different story. The ladies are more aggressive, as there is more compitition, however I still can say that the majority of the ladies are very sweet. This is the only club I have been to or worked in that most of the ladies were college educated, most were very bright.
I think the cheetah should be one of the wonders of the world..haha. it is a must for anyone visiting atlanta. if you don't visit, you missed out on the chance of a lifetime...with at least 8 ladies who were at one time in playboy magazine, who else can say they got a table dance from miss November. :) :)
if you do dicide to go Seek out Kimberly....HOT!!!! and Paul is in my point of view the best bartender there....tell them the old CHARLIE sent ya!!!!
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