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Oh, Starbucks. Always there to meet our coffee needs, but with such obnoxious fanfare. First thing in the morning, I do not want to be called 'sunshine' -- don't mock me. I haven't had my coffee, and I'm tired, likely on the way to work, so not super jazzed about that to begin with. Let's keep it business-like and efficient, and save the cheery banter for your evening/afternoon guests who may actually enjoy a mild chat-up since they're awake and all.
Yeah, and your too-strong drip coffee leaves much to be desired (take that!).
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