Stadium Club

 

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FeLiX A.

Los Angeles, CA

11/19/2007

This is easily the best place to kick up your heels to the Electric Slide (still a very popular song in the Gila Valley) or Boot Scoot Boogie and meet up with all the losers that wound up staying or moving back home after failed marraiges and successful pregnancies.

Compared to LA, the prices here can't be beat, plus they usually throw in a piece of ass to take home at the end of the night, free of charge.

Beware any nights of the week that end in D-A-Y because even though Elton John once proclaimed Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting, the people that frequent this place find every night alright for fighting (dispite the DJ's best attempt at making everyone happy by playing your middle school years' hottest mix of country, hip hop, and latin tunes).

So if Sam Walton just signed your check with his cold-dead hand and you have nothing to do but cheat on your insignificant other, show up at The Stadium Club.

With nothing else to do in town, it sure beats doing another bag of crystal meth.

I'll see everyone there this Thanksgiving weekend (as always).

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