Splash the Relaxation Spa - CLOSED

 

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Eric M.

West Hollywood, CA

2/1/2008

Back when Splash was still in business, this was my favorite place to pick up a fresh strain of incurable flesh-eating staph.

If they ever re-open, I hope they bring back the "pubic hair"-themed room! (Oh, what? That wasn't an official room? um...)

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Aleksandra K.

Portland, OR

2/25/2007

I've never actually been a customer at this dump, but I went in, took a tour, started itching and left. This was several years ago, so I'm not sure if it's still in business, but I have a few notes to share.

On to my 2 cents...

This place is sick. Sick. It's gross and incredibly tacky. The "themed" rooms are tiny, almost as tiny as the microscopic organisms you'll become uncomfortably close friends with if you touch anything. A two-headed shower and a mattress in every room. Shall I go on?

The owner claimed that the tub water is changed 10 times more often than required by law. Hmmm, I wonder why...

Cortisone cream anyone?

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