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Spearmint Rhino Club
- Price Range:
-
$$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- No
- Music:
- DJ
- Best Nights:
- Thu, Fri, Sat
- Happy Hour:
- No
- Alcohol:
- None
- Smoking:
- Outdoor Area/ Patio Only
- Coat Check:
- No
2 reviews for Spearmint Rhino Club
hahaha cant believe i found it! uhmm..alrite...here we go..
i decided to go here when i came back to santa maria to visit some friends, as i had moved away for college down in LA. we figured since we were all 18 by then, we should give it a try. i was the only one of my friends with strip club experience, and geez, dont EVERRRR go to a strip club in a big city, and downgrade to this place!!! it wont be the same!
theres only a cycle of like 7-8 girls per night. if you're used to the LA strip clubs or santa barbara rhino, you'll be deeply disappointed. its so dark in there, you could barely see their faces...which is probably a good thing! most of them are also older...which is sad, because we were hoping to find some high school classmates up there paying their way for school or something *sigh*. oh well...
the price is $15 to get in...$2 minimum if you sit by the stage. the people there were soooo cheap. they'd sit close to the stage, but not by it. the place would be packed, but they still wouldn't sit by the stage! cheap people!
one of the dancers there...i call her big red as she was wearing a tight red dress, let me motorboat her as i sat stageside. that was pretty interesting....
my friend i was with had a worse experience as his lapdance was ruined as the dancer started talking about her kids! why would she do that?!? i guess he instantly lost "it" with that discussion.
if you're looking for a place just to go and laugh some and hang out with friends, go for it. step up though and actually drop some money by the stage. i wouldnt waste it on a lapdance tho as they're short here for some reason. you can also drive about 45 miles further south to Santa barbara and visit their rhino and see their pornstar quality women! =P
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Hmmmmm? I been to many gentlemen's clubs from the east coast to west coast and I'd speculate that this club "spearmint rhino" is a strange one! First of all "Spearmint" is a species of mint native to much of Europe and southwest Asia,and "Rhino"is a large gray animal with a horn. who the fuck made up this name for a strip club? Anyways my company sent me to Santa Maria on Tuesday to work and on my time off I found this little club around 8pm,here's what happened, I walk in pay $fifteen bucks$ and was told by the cashier guy that the minimum tip rate is $two bucks, soo I sit down one row away from the stage and it occurs to me that this is the smallest stripclub I ever seen! I mean I was waiting for the midgets to come parading out of the strippers room.But anyways the girls whom danced were alright but you know what,I also noticed that the songs were too short, I mean who would want to pay $twenty bucks for 2 minutes of music on a lap dance in the VIP room? what a rippp!! I also noticed that the girls were rotating soo quickly to two; two minute songs! wow! when everyone clapped for each dancer after her twist on the pole I did'nt clap! for what? Later in the night the first bunch of girls gone home just before the second bunch of girls have entered the building hahahaha! and this one chick comes up to me and asks how long have I been here? I told her "ohhh maybe a hour or so" she said "want a dance in the VIP room hahahhaha, I just looked at her and laughed to myself and said maybe lol..anyways this girls kept staring at me and later she came back to me and started giving me a back rub? I was like WTF?? hahahaha. she sat next to me spread her legs and started playing with her pussycat hahahahaha dammm....this chick was horny or really after my money hahahaha! don't be fooled ,she was after my money! She got in my face and started telling me that she liked me because I was "positive"? I asked her "well how do you know I'm positive?"she replied "I can tell"????and you know what?she was still rubbing my back and hands? I think this chick has got some problems upstairs!! I mean she was nice sexy cute and all but she was all out to soften me up so she can get her way with me and I'm not talking sex either lol! This club is small,the DJ plays good music but the songs are too short,the locals are crazy and cheap,the girls are all about money and stuckup,five dollars for a bottled water,no alcohol all they serve is O'Douls,everything is to too dark!a person cannot see anything in there unless you have good night vision,this place is a total rip off!!