SF SILENT DATE AUCTION for Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
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San Francisco Silent Date Auctionfor Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
San Francisco, CA 94199
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Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
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25 Reviews for SF SILENT DATE AUCTION for Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
TRIPLE DATE FROM HELL with me (laura b!), Megan W.
(serenitynow.yelp.com) and Maria D. (whosthatgirl.yelp.com)!
We will do whatever you want to do! And by whatever you want to do,
we mean whatever we want to do! The date may include but is not
limited to: Dinner, Dancing, Bank Robbery, Eating Snacks, Watching
Law and Order re-runs, a vocal master class, Walking Laura's pit
bulls, murder/suicide pacts, a guided tour of all the best tranny
hookers on Polk, a trip to Costco (one of us has a card! ow!), Karaoke
lessons from Maria, a Police Ride Along (if we get arrested), a
historical tour of obscure and insignificant SF landmarks led by local expert (Megan), Pole Dancing (i.e. eating red vines), dressing you up in a bear costume and setting you on fire, and Eating more snacks. It's really any awesome and super sexy person's dream date. LET'S DO THIS!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE BID ON US OR I WILL KILL MYSELF.
have a beautiful day and happy bidding!!!
Oh and email Tab Y (http://www.yelp.com/us...) if you want to bid on us! AND BID HIGH IF YOU LOVE TO HATE BREAST CANCER! don't bid at all if you and breast cancer are in cahoots.
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You want a double double with cheese? Well don't bother going to In n Out for the best double double you can buy! The lucky person who bids the most for an outing with me will also get to enjoy the company of Ed to the M for some beefy cheesy goodness at Arby's, on my tab! It's your chance to share in the magic that is Arby's with the winner of Most Big Montanas Consumed and Most Beef n Cheddars Consumed at the 2006 Arby's Olympics.
Did I mention that they have jalapeno poppers, potato bites, and mozzarella sticks too?
I'm upping the ante and offering to also throw in a bonus trip to the nearest Sonic...in beautiful Tracy California!
*clicky*
http://static.px.yelp....
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UPDATE #3--Last day of Bidding:
I am a member of the Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill Club.... so I get coupons too. We can get:
1) Beans, chips and a regular drink wo out Fajita purchase--FREE
2) Regular fountain drink with any Fajita purchase--FREE
OR!!!
3) ANOTHER fajita item of an equal or lesser value--FREE (with purchase of a fajita... so it's a Buy one get one deal)
NOTE: the Westfield Mall Rubio's location do not honor the "$1 Taco Tuesday" deal, but the Serramonte branch most certainly does.
OKAY, UPDATE #2:
Granny Chiggins performing live:
http://www.youtube.com...
keep those bids coming!
--challenging some peeps up for auction--
graceypoo vs. Guri--
I can probably defeat him in a mothaf*ckin dance-off without even trying... forrealtho hayyyy!
graceypoo vs. euge--
I got a car dealership with my name on it: http://www.yelp.com/bi...
I also have a cathedral carrying my name:
http://www.yelp.com/bi...
graceypoo vs. Jason K--
okay I can only play Three Blind Mice on the piano, but I can kick his ass in Guitar Hero 1 and 2.
graceypoo vs. Phil H--
unlike Phil's Willie... I ACTUALLY have a 25lb Willie, and I'm not talking about a dog either... if you know what i mean.
mmmmkay---end of update. for now.
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Our food will cost $7 or less (see my list) on our date (that's per person). That means we will eat at either Lime Tree on Irving, pho at Yummy Yummy on Irving, El Castillito on Church/Duboce, El Tonayense taco truck near Best Buy, or hunt down the Bacon Dog Cart in the Mission.
I'm cheap like that.
If you want to get fancy schmancy, we'll go to Koo for some Spoonful of Happiness starters and bombdiggity sushi, or fantastic Vietnamese food at Dragonfly on 9th/Judah, or go to Berkeley and get some really yummy gourmet takeout and potato puffs at Gregoire's, then have dessert at Gelato Milano.
I got quality like that.
If you and I have some chemistry, I'll even invite you to my parlor and you can play Guitar Hero with me. I can even let you win a couple of times, just in case you don't want your ego to get crushed so much.
I got game like that.
If I'm feelin' saucy, and if we have a wider audience, I may even give you a lapdance for free....or sing you some bombdiggity Broadway Musical numbers.... or, per Cindy K's suggestion, a live rendition of the award-winning karaoke performance of the PCD's "Don't Cha" by the one and only Granny Chiggins:
http://www.youtube.com...
I am sah-picey like that.
If you don't like the aforementioned suggestions, then we'll just shoot the shit if you're the lucky winner.
bottomline is.... I will be a cheap date because I want you to put all your money to the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer cause. I am actually putting myself on the auction block because breast cancer affects me and my family and I highly believe in this cause. When my aunt was diagnosed with metastatic breast cancer in 1998, the doctors gave her a prognosis of 6 months. This tough lady, who called herself "The Living Dead" bragged about how nicely her eyebrows have grown back after several chemotherapy and radiation treatments. Her strong will, faith in prayer and God, family support, along with kickass medical technologies all helped her battle her illness for 6 years. She was 51 years old. I have a handful of other aunts who are also battling breast cancer, and they have gone through remission as well.
While there isn't a cure yet, it's great that emerging technologies are enabling our breast-cancer-afflicted loved ones to live longer and have better quality of life.
Now, won't you like to go on a date with graceypoo?
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It's that time again, kiddies! Break open those piggy banks, cash out those savings bonds granny sent you when you were a wee lad. Get your moola and get to bidding!
Bid on me! Why? Because I like you. Because I like to have a good time. Because I'm witty, intelligent, brash, and usually a little tipsy. Friends will gladly vouch for my free spirit and good humor. One of my selling points is my spontanaity, so planning a date out would probably be counterproductive. But we WILL have fun. It will NOT be outdoors, it will NOT be during daylight hours, and I WILL wear a low-cut top in the name of charity.
My love affair with all things containing vodka means we'll probably be drinking and my position as Yelp Therapist means you can talk to me about how crappy your life is, if you choose to do so. Another selling point is my willingness to try just about anything- I'm super flexible about what we do and where we go and I'm willing to stay out pretty late if that's how you roll.
So bid on me. I will rock your world.
**I should probably mention that my birthday is June 21, the day the auction ends. So I WILL be legal by the time we go on our date.**
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UPDATE From Autumn K...
**MAKE A PLAY FOR JASON K**
Ahhhhh! My hero! My Guitar Hero, that is. Jason K knows how to rock out with his...well, he'll put it away for the date. If you want him to. Jason K is the heart and soul of our midweek drinking crew. He can charm the pants off of just about anyone. Well-spoken AND a great listener, conversation doesn't get much better than this. Jason's awesome taste in music, dreamy eyes, and penchant for good times will have you head over heels or at least laughing your ass off, in no time at all.
Guitar Hero Video Game: $70
Bottle of Grey Goose: $30
Jason K: Priceless
And have you seen homeboy's hair??? Off tha hook! Get to bidding already!!!
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I'm lazy, so here's a special treat for y'all. This is a part of my match.com profile that hasn't seen the light of day since almost a year ago! WOOOT!
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Who am I?
What am I doing here?
Who are you people?
Why am I wearing a feather boa and glitter paint?
...
Ah, it's all coming back to me now.
My humor can be a bit dry, quirky and obscure.
What's that you say? You enjoy a wide variety of music and going to see bands and concerts? That's an amazing coincidence, because I do too!
I also enjoy playing piano and have recently added singing to my repertoire. Imagine Barry White crooning you with one of his hit songs like "Love's Theme" or "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" or even his newest hit "Loverific Love Lover, Baby". Got him in your head now? Can you feel that deep smoky smooth bass voice rumbling through your loins? Good, well I don't sound anything like that, *BUT* now think about Barry high on helium mimicking Bob Dylan. I don't sound like that either, but it'd be funny, wouldn't it?
I will engage your notions of nature, the universe and the world around us. Philosophy, nature, creativity, there isn't much I won't talk about such as "When did time begin?" or "Grape-Nuts, no grapes or nuts?"... AM I BLOWING YOUR MIND YET?
My best feature is my face, particularly my blue eyes (thanks mom!). While we are on the subject, I've heard that Brendan Fraser is getting very upset with everyone saying how much he looks likes me. Now please, I'm pretty sure he is a semi-famous person in his own right. He was in that caveman movie, "El Nino Man"... or something like that.
[cut some blah-di-blah about what I'm looking for... useless since I'm totally whoring myself to anyone right now]
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BONUS TREAT!!!!
My Job:
I'm looking for a "partner in crime"...
If you can crack the Gardall G-3600 safe in under 5 minutes and kill a man a dozen different ways with a French coffee press we should definitely hook up.
You see, I have this "job" coming up in a few weeks.
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I can't handle the pressure!
The pressures of a first date. The pressures of knowing that someone is going to pay to be there with me, but not in a "I paid her to put out" kind of way. Don't get me wrong gentlemen....there always looms that question "How Many Dates?", so really anything is possible. Just be nice to me...I'm sensitive.
Not only will you get to take me out....BUT, you will be surely entertained by the lovely Twee as well. http://www.yelp.com/us... That's right guys! Two lovely ladies for your dating pleasure. How many first dates can you say you've gone one with TWO girls? If you can answer that with more than zero, you are sooo telling us that story when we go out.
The date has been determined. Twee and I have been collaborating, and seeing as though she boogied too hard last weekend, and her poor lil knee is hurt, a 10 mile hike might be out of the question, so...
1). Dinner in the mission. (restaurant TBD)
2). A photobooth tour. Off hand I can list the Elbo Room, 500 club, Shine, the Knockout, Pop's and Lucky 13. I'm sure there are more, and I know we can handle more.
3). Costumery. (Theme TBD). Maybe we will let you pick.
Does that sound like a good time? I think it does. It's a date with many layers. As my quote says....it will be madcap hijinx and mayem..
Stuff I like: (to play the cheesy dating profile card)
1. live music
2. good people, warm hearts
3. the smell of pipe tobacco in the rain
4. random fits of laughter
5. rolling down large hills
6. sushi
7. Sunday brunch
8. hanging with Brody
9. Volunteering to sell my body for a good cause
10. The number 10.
11. costumes in photobooths. I love wearing costumes. (take that as you will)
Pick me! Better yet, Pick US!!!
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Sizzling hot redhead, sassy Irish lass, and cranky yet adorable dominican hoochie mama seek stunning gentleman of class and substance (or whoever bids the most money) for a wonderful night of binge eating, public humiliation, vandalism (street art), laughing at people and if we really lucky, I will bring a long a bottle of Norco.
Anyway, bottom line is : we will sex* you up and i think that's all you need to know. *by sex we mean by no means are we having anything even resembling sex with you. Unless sex means a full speaking role on the next season of the Office. In which case, all bets are off! Or maybe some Maggie Mudd's. Maybe.
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Bid on me because if nothing else I like to talk and I love stuff. Baseball, Rock n' Roll and Movies are my three favorite diversions.
No lies, and cries that's what I promise.
For more information you should ask my friends; they see more of me than I do.
I'm keeping it simple
Also last time I think I was the only one who put out
But in case you like a little more literature and cheese:
I think the sexiest thing about a woman is her laugh, the way her shoulders shakes, her nose crinkles and she is truly open. At dinner I insist on ordering the wine and surprising your lips and mouth with the grape's beautiful nectar. When I search the sea of human kind I will dive deep to find that woman who has all the illumination and beauty of the finest pearl.
I collect rare liquors and first additions
I few illusions and fewer inhibitions
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AUTUMN SAYS
**YOU NEED A LITTLE ERIC W**
Eric W is one fine man. The perfect height for nuzzling my cleavage and he can give one hell of a lap dance to boot! But it doesn't stop there. Oh no! He's not just tits and ass and a pretty face, ladies. This here is a man of substances...er...substannce. With intelligence, a fiery sense of a humor, and that sexy sexy voice, you'll want him to go on all night. And he probably will. You can't resist the Eric. Neither can I. Don't even attempt it. Eric also has an in at a hotel in lovely downtown san francisco. Why not end the night there?
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*update 6/18/2007*
Need another reason to bid on me? How about this testimonial from Autumn K:
I can tell you all about Phil h. Why, you ask? Because I am obsessed with Phil. And who wouldn't be? One look into those intense, piercing eyes...one rub of his warm, fluffy Willie...the way he drives after a few mimosas. This shit's on fire. Phil knows how to treat a lady. Phil will have you in endless fits of laughter with his brilliant sense of humor and his divine story telling abilities. If you behave yourself, he'll even let you put a collar on his Willie and take it for a walk.
*original review*
Why should you bid on Phil H? I like long walks on the beach, the color blue and cuddling. Plus I have a 25 lb Willie...my dog, silly...get your mind out of the gutter!
But on a serious note, I decided to put myself up for auction because the Avon Walk is such an amazing cause. I decided to do something special on my date...if bidding tops $100, I will take the winning bidder to the Smashing Pumpkins show on July 31st at the Fillmore. Hear that ladies...Smashing Pumpkins at the Fillmore!!!
And if by chance bidding doesn't top $100 (but shame on you if you can't pony up the cash for such a great cause...plus your donation is tax deductible) the 'date' would be the winner's choice of the following:
Lebowski Phil - Bowl on! Let's head to Presidio Bowl to bowl a few games, eat fried food and drink beer out of bowling pin shaped bottles.
Outdoorsy Phil - what's better than an afternoon at Crissy Field with Phil and Willie followed by lunch?
Drunkie Phil - You. Me. Tequila. The Mission. Enough said.
ps...I will put out if it means getting a higher bid.
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Why would you want to bid on Stanley K aka Mayor Steamer?
This is why...
Stanley K's stats:
Appearance - 5'8, black hair, brown eyes, athletic built.
Personality - charming, intelligent, funny, and very outgoing.
Interests - photography, film, books, traveling, dancing, snowboarding, and poetry.
Reasons
1) This is after all a donation to a great cause.
2) You will get to spend a beautiful evening with me.
3) It will be romantic, fun, spontaneous, and most of all ....an evening to yelp about.
4) You won't be disappointed. If you want dancing, I can steam. If you want a quiet evening, we will watch the stars or walk along the beach. If you want to travel, we can take a ferry to Sausalito and have a nice dinner along the waterfront. Whatever it is, it will be an evening to remember.
5) Ask anyone who knows me, I am the next best thing to any Danielle steel's books.
Happy Bidding!
@};- ( a rose for you)
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Imagine a world without cancer and BID FOR THE LOVE OF TITS.
To my bidders: Thank you for bidding. I can promise one thing, you won't be bored.
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Things about myself that may make you want to bid on me...
Culture:
I've been involved in numerous book clubs over the years and have attended Litcrawl the past two years. I don't shy away from art galleries, and while I'm not the type that creates, I do enjoy viewing the creations of others. I do enjoy dancing, and have even gone for salsa lessons before. I'm always up for more lessons, or even just a night out cutting a rug. Other recent excursions include the Symphony, and I'm slated to go to Berkeley Rep in the near future. Did I mention that I enjoy plays? Shakespeare in the Park is always a blast!
Physical stuff:
Among various things on Yelp, I'm the guy that started the DYK hiking group, so there is a bit of an outdoorsy element to myself. My most recent trip involved trekking in the Himalayas and I'll be heading to Turkey and Greece next month.
I also workout frequently and can hoist a slender black woman:
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Kitty:
I have an awesome cat. This isn't really relevant to this date, but I'm kinda retarded for my little guy and I don't think I could talk about myself without mentioning Inky.
So, what can you expect upon winning a date with me. Well, I think the above should give you a few ideas as to my flexibility. Could be a museum trip, could be dancing, perhaps hitting the pedal boats at Golden Gate Park. Possibilities are endless!
In the spirit of fairness, I do need to mention that since I am going to be on vacation through most of July, we would need to have our date before then, or else sometime in August.
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My eyes sparkle, my hair is spun gold and as a bonus I'm a whore! I'm also frequently drunk and full of pills. Why wouldn't you want to bid on me? The Jillocity is off the charts!
Seriously though, I'm a damned good time folks and all my friends can vouch for that. I'm quite willing and able to carry on an intelligent conversation and I'm pretty darn witty to boot. I'm open-minded and non-judgemental so chances are I'm down for just about any kind of date activity. I have no eating or drinking restrictions and I'm also not one of those chicks worried about makeup, sweating, or breaking nails if you were thinking of an outdoor/physical date. I'm also a total night owl so you don't have to worry about a curfew. Or church on Sundays.
Best of all: I'm NOT a crazy, psycho bitch!*
And I'm kinda cute.
*unless you WANT to have a date with a crazy, psycho bitch...I can roleplay and I have lots of costumes.
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MSRP: $500/date
SOLD to the highest bidder: $100/date
Discount: 80%
PM Me if you want details. ;-)
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WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BID ON ME (in brief): To get the obvious one out of the way, I'm 6'6" so any lady who bids on me can wear whatever ridiculously high heels that they have but are usually embarrassed to wear on a date. For the match.commie style bidder, I've got an MBA yet no student loan debt, have traveled all over the place and am a good bet to work in some really esoteric stories into any date-time discussion.
WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE DATE: Choose and perish. One on one basketball. A day of shopping with me pulling all the items off of the top shelf that you usually can't reach. All day piggyback rides. Light treason. A longform discussion on Chinese economic policy and domestic reform. (Oooo, I know, you're going CRAZY over that last one) Playing charades between shots of absinthe. Full contact philosophy (Oh no you DIDN'T bring up Rousseau). Combat poetry.
I am making some of these up.
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Ten Reason Why You Should Bid on me:
1. Whiskey for one is not always fun.
2. I floss.
3. I read.
4. I listen.
5. I'll bake you cookies ......or at least buy you some quality ones. (Safeway all the way, baby!)
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So, I was being humble before, I bake and the words that come to mind: CRAZY DELICIOUS!
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Who's bringing their A-game now?!
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6. I'm easy on the eyes.
7. It's a good cause and we'll already have something in common, we both don't like breast cancer.
8. I'm good conversation.
9. Three words: FUTURE SUGAR MAMA.
10. "I'm so HOT that when I rob your mansion, you don't call the cops you call the fire station..."
Contact Tab Y. to bid (http://www.yelp.com/us...)
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Superheroes don't write long messages. We're men of ACTION!
So this will be brief....Think of 3 things that you've always wanted to do in the Bay Area. If they involve tequila, then it ain't gonna happen with me. Otherwise, as long as there is a safety word, this Superhero is your gateway to fulfilling your wishes. Now open your wallet and let's raise some money for a good cause.
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Stewf is a designer/writer obsessed with the identification of birds, typefaces, and mid-century modern furniture. Do not let that scare you -- these talents are useless but harmless. The lucky winner will have a good time despite the occasional intrusions of fauna and fonta.
Weather permitting, you'll enjoy a picnic at GG park and a visit to the garden or museum of your choice, concluding with a sunset drink at the Beach Chalet. Of course, all of this is null and void if you enjoy badminton, in which case a net will be planted in the bison field where we'll play for the duration of the evening.
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I'm NOT gonna auction myself this time, but in support of my fellow yelpies and yelpettes, I salute you. My grandmother salutes you. She's a survivor for two years now. So I hope you all raise a whole lotta money and get your groove on too!
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What won't a girl do for charity.
Are your parents visiting and you haven't come out of that damn closet yet? I could pose as your oh, so smart and cute girlfriend.
Do you enjoy the arts? Maybe I could recite a sonnet or a monologue from the Lifetime movie Staring the great Sally Field, "Not Without My Daughter."
Do you enjoy the outdoors? Nothing is better than a frolic through the park. Skipping and holding hands is one of my favorite past times.
If those activities don't interest you I am always up for getting drunk and showing off the boobies.
After all, it's tax deductible and a great cause to support boobies.
Don't miss your chance to spend "Quality" time with a girl about town. I am college educated, so I can stimulate your mind. Spicy Latina so I can stimulate your eyes. You will not be disappointed ;)
OK Guys I am not messin' around anymore!!
So, I am gonna make an offer If my bid goes up great, if not, well I am gonna have to think of something else.
If my bid gets up to a $100 I WILL pay for the date.
$200 one of my girlfriends( god, their gonna kill me) and I will.............................................. ............................
Get in Bikini's and Wrestle in the condiment of your choice!
Take that!
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Hello! My name is Erin and I am FUN! I'm really glad that I can participate in this opportunity to raise money for a good cause.
About Me: I think my friends would say that I am silly, spontaneous, and well, FUN. I like to meet new people and chat about anything and everyrhing. I adapt well to different situations and get along with just about everyone. I rarely decline the opportunity to do something out of the ordinary, so you can find me anywhere.
The Date: Will be FUN! I guarantee it!
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Volunteering is sexy, or say the billboards all over the city. Therefore, you should up your hotness level by offering up some of your hard-earned money and precious time by bidding on a date with me so we can both help out a worthy cause.
I'm a bit of a bleeding heart and also unemployed, so I figured I had some free time to donate when I heard about the auction. My pros: I'm nice, I won't just order a salad while you sit there eating a hamburger, and I'm one hell of banterer. I'm pretty easy to get along with, but we'll get along REALLY well if you're quick with the wit.
The date is themed "Places You've Always Wanted to Go in SF, But Have Never Gotten Around to Visiting." I tried to come up with a more witty title, but oddly I was at a creativity loss . Anyways, I'll pick a place for drinks I've never been and you pick a place for dinner you've never been. That way it's a win-win-win situation: we've had a fun time, we get new places to Yelp, and we've raised for money for a good cause.
So, bid on me, it will be fun! Well, maybe not as fun as a date with the threesome. j/k :)
P.S. I am *asterisk* date meaning you'll put the money up for the auction. I'll split the cause of the actual date stuff with you though.
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AUCTION CLOSED, SEE LIST OF WINNERS AND BIDS BELOW! Please have your donations made by 4:00pm Friday, June 22, 2007 or you forfeit to the next highest bidder.
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The Official Rules:
1. Auction Block opens at 9:00 a.m. on Monday, June 18th
2. Opening bid is a minimum of $20.00. Please bid in increments of $5.00.
You may bid on more than one Yelper!
3. Bids are directly sent to me via PM and remain confidential. I will
periodically update this "review" to show the bids for each
auctioned Yelper.
4. Auction bidding will close at noon on Thursday, June 21.
5. I will post the winning bidders and the winning amounts for each
volunteer on this "review" for the Silent Auction.
6. Winning bidders must make a direct donation for the winning
amount by 4:00 p.m. on Friday, June 22 or else forfeit to the next
highest bidder. Donations can be made at our Avon Walk
donation website (it's for Me and Mr. G's who I am walking and
raising money with).
http://info.avonfounda...
7. The winning bidder and auctioned Yelper make their own
arrangements for their date. The date will be a public place that
is agreed upon by BOTH parties.
8. If there is an asterisk (*) next to an auctioned Yelper's name, that
means they can't pay for the date. If there is no (*), the rule about
paying for the date is the following:
If the winning bid is $100 or over, the auctioned Yelper pays.
If the winning bid is $99 and under, the bidder pays!
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LIST OF YELPERS ON THE AUCTION BLOCK
(please see their reviews below for a description of themselves and their proposed dates)
WOMEN: MEN:
Autumn K - $245 (John D) Beau G - $50 (Tinna H)
Bella W* - $190 (Lisa B) Eric W - $110 (Lauren+ Twee)
Erin M - $80 (Phil H) Euge L - $155 (Lisa B)
Graceypoo M - $100 (Salty B) Fly A - $30 (Tinna H)
Jill S - $110 (Alex L) Guri S - $100 (Ammmbs N)
Nicole R* - $75 (Jaunita Incognita C) Jason K - $100 (Sherry C)
Pookie W - $100 (Euge L) Phil H - $130 (Sherry C)
Shel D* - $60 (Tinou B) Stanley K - $45 (Tinna H)
Sherry C - $135 (Justin L) Stewf C - $40 (Tinna H)
Stacy F* - $105 (Bobloblaw ..) Vikram A - $75 (Tania S)
VV N - $150 (Tinou B)
Wakako U - $185 (Tinou B)
DOUBLE DATES (one date):
Twee L. -- $140 (Pic T) Luis M -- $160 (Anne Marie ..)
& Lauren S.* & Ed to the M
THREESOME (one date):
Laura B, Megan W & Maria D -- $300 (Patrick G)
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When do I ever give 5 stars for anything? When it comes to boobies and charity!
It may be hard to believe, but I really don't like talking about myself. So this review is going to be tougher than popping Hilary Duff's cherry.
This is what you can expect on a date with me:
- A make out session (but only if you're cute and willing to spend money on me). Please note that this doesn't exclude girls.
- Witty conversation. And by witty, I mean I do all the talking and you just sit there and nod.
- Spontaneity. I once flew a date down to LA to see the stage production of The Lion King. Mind you, I was employed at the time, which may not be the case once this date rolls around.
- You will laugh. Even if you don't find me funny, I will make you laugh. I'm a great tickler (yes, the French kind). Just don't make me touch feet. I HATE FEET!
- You will be insulted. Yes, I insult and berate my friends as well, but it's out of love. You can do the same to me as well:). All's fair in....
- I will get you drunk so I can take advantage of you. Yes, I've done it before. There can't be gossip if one of the parties doesn't remember what happened, yeah?
- Above everything else, you will have fun. I never take myself seriously, so I guarantee you will at least come away with good time.
If you are interested in bidding, contact Tab: http://www.yelp.com/us...
And just remember, I mentioned to several Yelpers that I would NEVER date a fellow Yelper- so this is your chance to make me eat my words!
Oh did I mention I have FRECKLES?!?!
Happy bidding!
P.S. I will even let you pick out the shoes I wear on the date!
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date with euge? ehhh. ill let my descriptions from random places do the talking.
*****
i'm the quiet guy. i'm the one that's always trying to
find a way to relax.
neurotic..definately. i am a hopeless romantic in love
with the idea of being in love but is not capable of
loving someone. i truly believe in the empowerment of the
masses through social equalization but i love my w203 amg and
am uttery shallow and materialistic when it comes to my
own being and the people around me. i convey my angst for societal wrongs through loquacious rants and ravings... the norm manifestation of my personal angst is the destruction of inanimate objects and/or a few relationships, give or take. blaaaa blaa blaaaa blaaa blaaaa blaaaaa blaaaa blaaaa
oh yeah and in my spare time i like to drink and party.
*from my friendster days*
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heres my yelp review of me
http://www.yelp.com/bi...
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hmmm i have a drink named after me here.
http://www.yelp.com/bi...
that makes me cool. im so cool. no really i am! so bid on me, that makes you cool and you know you want to be cool.
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EDIT : AND HEY IM AN ASIAN MALE, THIS IS MY DATING LIFE
"its tough when youre an asian guy looking for the ladies"
http://youtube.com/wat...
help a brudda out.
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