Sassy's Bar & Grill
927 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214 (503) 231-1606
- Price Range: $
- Accepts Credit Cards: Yes
- Parking: Street
- Good for Groups: Yes
- Outdoor Seating: No
- Music: DJ
- Best Nights: Thu, Fri, Sat
- Smoking: Yes
- Coat Check: No
7 Reviews for Sassy's Bar & Grill
Oh Sassy's, my first strip club. I don't know if that's cause for fondness or not; I must be feeling sentimental today.
Anyway, yeah, it's Sassy's. It's a crappy dive bar with strippers. It's real dark and crowded and people leer at you when you walk around.
You'll probably get drunk.
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Sassy's is the most depressing strip club that I've ever been to.
The dancers were not dancing very well at all. They seem depressed and the music sucks.
The drinks were ok, the ambience is depressing. It's smaller than what it seems from outside.
The bartender is friendly, the bouncer is ok.
I don't think I'm going to visit Sassy's again....sorry, Sassy's. You just need to lighten up :).
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The only thing about this place that doesn't totally ick me out are the strong drinks. The ventilation is practically non-existant, the stages are sunk into the rack, and the clientele is composed nearly entirely of creeps. Smelling and/or blowing on dancers is totally inappropriate, invasive, and manipulative, and I witnessed both these behaviors here for the first time. Condoning this type of crap sets a bad industry standard, in my humble opinion.
Seriously, there a ton of places that are oodles more fun than this in pdx. Skip it.
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I have a list of about 12 things that define Portland. Sassy's is on my list. With a dive bar ambiance and bartenders who pour with a heavy hand, Sassy's successfully caters to patrons with ties or tattoos alike. On busy weekend nights, it can get pretty smoky. The security staff is friendly and courteous (if you are). The dancers are quite varied in appearance, so on most nights, there is a girl for anyone's taste, so long as your taste is for attractive, fit women.
Sassy's also offers a decent-sized menu, with reasonably priced steaks, burgers, crinkle-cut fries, and salads. There is also a couple of pool tables, video poker, and Buck Hunter for arcade game enthusiasts.
Just remember that while Sassy's is not a huge bar in size, it draws a huge crowd, so you may be standing around waiting for a seat to free up when it gets busy.
No Portlander can have a truly fantastic night out on the town without stopping for a round at Sassy's!
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the bouncer was a douche about letting the girls in our party in, the drinks were weak, the place was full of creeps (one of them continuously smelling the dancer's asses), and the "great view" was pretty mediocre and lacking in skills. there are better places to go in portland, but i guess if you don't want to pay a cover to sniff some ass one night then come here.
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A kind of small place with two stages. It has a lot of ladies considering what a small place it is. Security here is sometimes kind of tight, both to patrons and to the talent.
This is the only place in Pornland I've been to where the ladies have promotional posters on the walls. I'll bet your favorite might even sign one for ya...
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Not a bad place to go if you have nothing else to do. The crowd there was nice, the entertainers were definatly the A crew. Overall I would recommend, but not over a place like the acropolis. Then again no place beats the crop.
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