Red Carpet Inn

 

18

48

William S.

Yardley, PA

9/22/2008

Booo this place stinks.  Literally and figuratively.

We called and asked for a room and were told that there are smoking and non - smoking available.  We asked for non-smoking.  This "non-smoking" room (aside from being $10 extra) failed to have a no smoking placard on the door - as other non-smoking rooms did.  It also smelled like someone bombed the place with an entire 99cent can of room "freshener".  You see how many quotes I'm using around words that should be applicable but turned out to be total bullshit?

My favorite part, in retrospect, were these two older ladies who I'm thinking just spent a few days losing change in AC and decided to take a break on the long drive back to Pomona.  They were hard up for a room and for some reason the hotel owner/manager was showing them ours (as a model?) ... long story short one turns to us and says "well, it smells terrific"... yeah, if you like lung cancer.

We were stuck at this point.  The area sucked too.  My brother-in-law (who we should have tapped for advice) grew up in So. Jersey and is aware of the shady nature of Williamstown.  Once named after King William - I'm sure, it serves as the outer edge of the stain that Atlantic City has made in the South Jersey area.  There was, however, a very scantily clad and heavily made-up young lady carrying an empty baby seat out to a tinted-out Cadillac at one point.  Roll 'em up and lock the doors.  Red lights are optional.  (Ok - not that bad ... but closer than I enjoy)

Good times.  Eat shit and die Red Carpet Inn.  

When you call the general number to complain about anything - they politley refer your concerns to the front desk.  HA!  HA HA!!

We were about to go toe to toe with these #$*#(*@&$('s for the $10 we paid for them to remove the ashtrays and set a chemical fragrance boobie trap in there, but we were enjoying our little overnight so meh.  Ya got us.

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