Proverbs About Money

Elite '08

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Ken K.

Foster City, CA

So I got this in my inbox today and reflected upon it deeply and seriously.

And for a few mins of your time I want to share these deep thoughts. It's translated, so some meaning might be lost.

With money:

a)  You can buy a flat or a house. But you can't buy a home/family.

b) You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time

c) You can buy a bed, but you cannot buy a good night's sleep

d) You can buy a book, but you can't buy knowledge

e) You can buy medical/hosptial services, but you can't buy good health.

f) You can buy blood, but you can't buy life

g) You can buy real estate/position, but you can't buy "respect".

h) You can buy sex, but you can't buy love.

And I'm supposed to send this to everybody to get the good luck boo ya. Sorry for the spam.

But let me make this a little more fun and worth your while to give a FUC (a vote that is). Let's think about this for a moment.

a) With money you can buy a bride or groom mail order, and raise a family....

b) true but if you had unlimited funds you could pay someone to do your work for you....

c) let's see, there's melatonin, a good gym membership/workout, then a good romp in the sack OOOGA BOOGA style, maybe some booze, or ya...sleeping pills.

d) In the world of business if you're reeeeyoch, you pay someone to run your business, you pay for the smarts.

e) Hmmm you don't need to buy medical health services. Defect to another country, then smuggle in as an illegal immigrant. Free medical benefits! Why not?

f) I thought selling blood was illegal? On the other "hand" according to Andrew Dice Clay you can "drop a load for fifty bucks at Planned Parenthood or some jizz bank".

g) Let's see, look at Godfather Don Corleone types, gangsta kings, business tycooons. They all own real estate. With that comes respect. Or you might hear "you're fired!".

h) Not true. Then how do you explain the honeys who say "Miso Hawny, Me Luv you LONG time!"

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