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Pony Paradise
1 review for Pony Paradise
I'm not totally sure what was up with October/November 2004. Did we have an exceptional amount of rain those months or something? Was there some earth shattering international event that made us all turn to the person in bed next to us and say, "It's time to make a baby" ?
For me, I just wanted to have a Leo so I would have a snowball's chance in hell of actually getting along with my kid, and I was getting up there; my father made some comment about my eggs getting old that got me off the BC and telling my then husband that it was time to knock me up.
Whatever the cause, the result is that the vast majority of the kids in my son's class have birthdays in August. Today's party was for the darling Lola at Pony Paradise.
I wouldn't exactly call it paradise; more like your average to sorta run down stable with a bouncy house and a couple of little ponies with their manes dyed pink for the kiddos to be led through a semi unkempt trail behind the party tent. Asking a bunch of three year olds to wait their turn for this is most definitely not paradise. Maybe one more little pony would be in order....
At any rate - still gonna give up 4 because the Mini had a blast. Following him on the pony, dodging piles of shit and sticker bushes wasn't the best part of the day for me - but the post cupcake bouncy house bedlam was pretty fucking entertaining. You get to the point where you stop telling them not to pile-drive each other and just let natural selection work things out. Little kids are all rubbery and stuff. It's cool.
I will say that my child was the freaking Karl Malone of the Tiger class today. I watched him toss himself down on the bouncy house on at least three occasions and burst into tears with some story of how he was wronged by another child. He's going to do really well in the NBA someday.