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Outback Steak House - CLOSED
Stephanie H. said: "I love their philly cheese steak! Don't get me wrong, its not the best pizza in the world...but it is the best old-school greasy pizza. When i say to myself..."I WANT PIZZA!" i'm not thinking about galactic and luce's deliciously…" read more »
2 reviews for Outback Steak House
2 reviews in English
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Review from Timothy L.
Minnetonka, MN
2/11/2006
Always love the steaks here and the prices are very reasonable. The kids love it too. I know the Bloomin' Onion is the well known appetizer, but we usually get the cheese fries. It is a wonderful stack of fries covered in cheeses and bacon pieces...just great!
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Review from Josh E.
Brooklyn, NY
10/20/2008
I often find myself, sitting in a post-order stupor, asking myself; "Why? Why did I do that? What am I doing here?"
That is what I found myself doing tonight at the Outback Steakhouse in the navigability impaired Minneapolis suburb of Eden Prairie... Images of the Kookaburra Breezers and Melbourne Manglers from the brightly colored drinks portion of the menu blazed in my brain... All full of impending regret.
My side salad was, how should I say, "frost infused"? It was clearly de-iced from its containment center to perfection... With just a hint of 33 degree Fahrenheit throughout its core of velveta-like cheese shavings, near lettuce, and hardened bread cube-lettes. It was topped with, what can only be described as, a mustard vinaigrette with "new and improved X-treme flavor crystals for 3 times the mustard vinaigrette taste" (I am working on the trademark. Hopefully, they haven't already got it.)
The side bread had been lovingly formed from a loaf of Wonder Bread into a condensed loaflette and dyed to approximate an earthy bread tone. It melted, as Wonder Bread does, in your mouth, without any textural relation to an honest-to-goodness baked good.
My Outback Special was DUSTED with "flavor." What exactly that flavor was, I am, apparently, still measuring on my tongue. I think there was a steak somewhere in there, but my taste buds were too busy beating my brain silly to let me process anything else. The staff is smart enough to not provide steak sauce because it would probably kill people from over-taste.
Ummm... The iced tea was great!
I can only sit here... after it's all said and done, wondering to myself, "And that was worth ruining 'The Sunlandic Twins' for?"Listed in: Eden Prairie, Culinary Stops of Suck-i-tude
