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Down the Shore!
I really don't go down the shore that often, but…
2 reviews for Ocean City Beaches
Yeah, the medical waste was a bummer but I didn't see any--except for the Silicone Breast Implants that they tried to pass off as something called "Jelly Fish" whatever. As if there's a fish made of Jelly.
I like Ocean City's beaches--though I really don't have too much to compare it to as I'm not a beach person really. Unlike Dara M., I had no crotch droppings to watch so it made it a lot more enjoyable.
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I wish I was not this cynical and could write something different than what I am about to write but gosh darn it when your vacation stops in it' s tracks because medical waste has washed up on the beaches, it makes you a bit...well, cynical....sarcastic..annoyed...every try entertaining 8 kids on a beach vacation when there's no beach? Yup, that might make even Big Bird curse a bit...
Any whoo, it's not just the medical waste that bummed me out about the beaches. It was the lifeguards. You know, the lifeguards who are supposed to be "aware" and protect the crowd from high tides, washing out to shore, all that? Well, what about lifeguards who are so busy chatting with each other that they fail to notice the tide has shifted, the share of beach is now shorter and their stand is actually sitting right in the water where children are catching waves and washing up on shore and hitting the legs of their stand. Or their emergency boat. With their face.
Right.
I think North Carolina looks really good next summer.
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