NYPD 94th precinct

Elite '08

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Nadja M.

Brooklyn, NY

I got my first ticket in New York!!!

I.Am.Dangerous.

Wait- I wanna try that again.

I.Am.MOTHERFUCKIN'.Dangerous

My run in with New York's finest (hee hee hee) went something like this:

Brooks Brother Sweater Wearing Ring Leader: "Lets check out the view of Manhattan from that waterfront"

Me: "Um OK"

Brooks Brother Sweater Wearing Ring Leader: "Lets go on the other side of the BARB WIRE TOPPED (sic) fence"

Me: "Umm Ok"

Brooks Brother Sweater Wearing Ring Leader: "Lets go sit on that PRECARIOUSLY BALANCED DISGUSTING LOOKING (sic) log"

Me: "No way.  I am far too cute to go any further and risk stepping on a hypodermic needle or falling into that skanky 'waterfront' or... SHIT its the Po-Po.  I'm gonna be pissed if I get a ticket or a fine.  Oh sure, you don't have anything to worry about, but its hard out here for a sista'.  

(Three cops roll up in a cruiser and get out)

Cop #1: "Are you aware that you are trespassing?" blah,blah,blah

Cop #2:  "Do you have identification?"

Me:  "Are you kidding me? Are you really gonna give us tickets?"

Cop #1:  "Thinkin' about it"

Me:  "I guess I better cut back on the attitude then"

Cop #2:  (a smile and a nod)

IGOTATICKETFORTRESSPASSING!!!  But, the Police were efficient and very nice.  (And Cop #2 informed me that the ticket would probably be thrown out AND he apologized AND encouraged my picture taking of the absent "No Trespassing Zone" sign)

I want to bake those boys cookies.

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