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I went here on a Saturday night about 1am or so. Who knows exactly what time, after dancing for the previous two hours. The pain of being in brand new heels was cutting off circulation to my brain.
Basically house music, crowded, and filled with beautiful women. I was starting to feel ugly here, which is no good for my ego. It's definitely fun, a little too crowded for my taste, there were times where you basically couldn't move. The crowdedness of the place went up and down throughout the rest of the night.
As far as ambience, think of flashing bright lights, go go dancers and napkins being thrown in the air. If that's your cup of tea, then definitely go. I had fun and it was great music, but not sure if it would be a place I would frequent too often, maybe on a less popular night.
can u say uber fun??? we went on a thursday nite, no line just got in.
place was packed!! girls dancin on everything. i got to throw napkins.
Came here on friday during WMC 2009.. Door was a nightmare, no one was getting in, a few friends of mine are locals who actually worked for the opium group and even they had a problem on this night. While outside i heard someone offer the door guy 6000 grand cash for a table, he was told "NO" flat out and they explained all the tables had been sold out and to go somewhere else. Ended up getting in here only because of a super hot female friend came and got me along with one of the waitresses.
Once inside this place was Puerto RIcan Day Parade D train packed. I mean it was hard to even feel my cell phone in my pocket without having to lean into someone. Everyone here buys bottles and has there own little alcove table wish basically equates to 12 people trying to pile into and on top of a Prius. Many customers here seemed to even have there own security team, literally had some guys private body guard, who was larger than brian Urlacher standing behind me all night. The music here was great, crowd was definitely pretty, at least the girls were all fairly hot, talking 8 and up.
Not sure this place is worth the hassle and definitely not worth the exorbitant bottle prices..Sorry not spending 10 grand on a table, rather give it to a kid who is poor and needs it for college. Even if your a billionaire this is dumb, cmon now. Or id take the money and have 20 escorts show up to my suite at the setai next door, definitely a better way to spend this sum of money, dont care how exclusive this place claims to be. The door guys are really nice people and please understand they have to be D bags on purpose. The waitresses here are slamming, all super hot and far friendlier than any other club around town. Place stayed open super late and overall had a blast. Definitely hit up space after this place unless you can drag a straggler out of here. Also check out the Kebab place next door, they make a mean adana kebab and have tons of the drunk chicks who leave mynt and come here for a late night meal.
If you feel like partying and dancing with gorgeous girls then this the place. I been here a couple times and everytime had a blast. If your a guy make sure you are with a pretty girl or you will not get in. Tons of fun and lots of hot girls, what else could you want.
We went to Mynt around 1:30 a.m. on a Saturday night., there was no problem getting in, the door staff was friendly. Inside is pretty small and the drinks pricey, but hey it's Miami so you can't expect anything less. The music was good and the drinks were pretty strong. We stayed for about and hour and decided to leave and check out a few other spots.
I've got to give this place one star -- I couldn't even get inside!
I went on a Saturday night, and apparently they open at 12. We got there about 12:30 and there were roughly 15 people in line. No big, right? Wrong.
My friend and I waited outside for 45 minutes -- we saw group after group come up and get right in after calling over to the bouncer, but I didn't see a single person who was waiting in line ever get in. If the line moves, and I'm just stuck outside behind it, then fine. But NOBODY (not girls, not guys, nobody) from the line ever got inside while I was there. IMO, that sucks.
Amazing yet extremely exclusive. It's nonstop action. Just a pretty cool crowd that didn't seem overly douchy and was just out for a good time. However.... when I visited here we got a table with bottle service that cost a minimum of....... $2500.
Thats right. It was a Sat night during WMC, so I guess it may be one of the priciest nights of the year.
Considering I was on vacation, I wasn't so concerned with the bill. (One person was picking up the majority share.)
But, the night was awesome. I will certainly go back when back in town. As long as I'm not paying the brunt of the bill.
Mynt might be in the running for the best club on the beach. Doorstaff are dicks, but they have to be, that's what creates the exclusivity and its je ne sais quoi quality. Get to know one, and you'll get right in. Once inside, find a table and start drinking. If you don't have that option, hit up the backroom (they usually play hip hop) but its the best place to get your drinks, less people, less wait. Music in the main room is always "top 40 house" and usually a lot of fun; especially when dancing on one of their many couches. Overall, Mynt is a great place. Follow the rules and you'll see how good this place really is.
I write this review with apprehension for two reasons:
1) Based on recent reviews, it would appear as though I had a unique experience which may not be replicated unless you go with a regular.
2) I don't want to ruin the best part of the club by telling everyone about it (but that's what Yelp is all about, right?).
With that aside, I can honestly say I had a very fun time at Mynt. I know they recently changed ownership/management (http://www.clublandmia...), but without having been before, I can't specify how things are different. The music was super fun, the crowd was gorgeous and the drinks were appropriate for South Beach. The best part though is actually the small room in the back. I was surprised how there weren't more people in the second room (after battling the crowd to get there), but can only assume it was a matter of personal preference...
This is a great South Beach club that has been around for a while. I've had so many great times there. They're almost always are loaded with the hottest chicks on the beach. From Thursdays until Saturdays are always a safe bet to go and see what South Beach is all about. If there's one place to bring an out of town friend to show them this is the spot. It's very decadent and fun.
The door guys are firm but fair when it comes to getting in. Some nights they will let you right in with no wait or drama but please make sure to get there early on big nights because they get overwhelmed and will even be rude to the usuals that are there every week. Just don't give them a hard time and you should be cool if you wait a minute.
The best club in the US. Simple as that.
I'm not sure why, but I've gone to Mynt several times over the past month. Every time I go, I'm disappointed. I get in and it's always the same. Insanely loud House music and even IF you like the music, there is nowhere to dance except on top of the booth if you are at a table. (and don't think I have a problem dancing on tables or booths, it can def be fun, but a dance floor is good now and again, esp if you are dancing WITH someone.)
Oh yeah, a few weeks ago we were inside for about 2 minutes before I got yelled at by Dennis Rodman's girlfriend. WTF! I'm guessing she was partaking in a little extra party time... if you know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, not my place, I'd rather be next door dancing at RokBar
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OK, so went here on a Saturday night. They had just opened at midnight. Hard to get in unless you know someone. Wasn't impressed. I mean, music was good, but it's really just a glorified lounge. Not really a place to dance except for the small center platform where their not-so-attractive "go-go dancers" were. The crowd was older as well, most people in their late 20s I'd say. Place looked cool inside but just wasn't doing it for me.
A lot of hype for this place. Was there this past week on a Thursday night and was not impressed. Drinks cost much but value equation on the light side. Would attend again but clearly not one of the best.
Models and bottles, baby. Joanna Krupa and Co. were flaunting their fine Eastern European cheekbones the night we partied here. I don't think I've ever seen so many models under one roof in my life outside of Soho!
The scene is dark yet many of the glamazons leave their sunglasses on (naturally). Overcrowding makes for uncomfortable quarters (have you ever had a supermodel poke you with a sharp elbow? OUCH!) unless you drop a couple of paychecks on bottle service. Definitely THE place to be seen in South Beach. I was ready for something much more low-key after a couple of hours here, but it's a cross-it-off-your-list for sure.
The place is a total BLAST - Yes it can be seen as pretentious, but it is definitely the real thing (i.e., one of the lowest ratios of wannabes vs real hot stuff that I have ever seen, in Miami or anywhere else, for that matter). What's best is that, even as hot as the people were, everybody was just relaxing and having a freaking good time. My pics from that night are incredible.
Please keep up the good door policy.
Aug 16th, the brothers do south beach.
It's a beautiful warm night, we get escorted to a pizza parlor -- we're supposed to order a mushroom, sausage, and anchovy pie (that's the secret password to sneak into the club). Just kidding...
Actually, we went in the front door and gave the door guy Oliver our cc and id for our table.
So the night begins. We order our bubbles and wait as it was 11:30 and no one was at the club just yet. The crowd seemed almost 18 and over from what I could make of it. We made friends with some girls and had about 8 girls around our table at the peak... Not bad for the bros in Miami, I liked my odds.
Then things got odd... After we turned down the waitress for a 3rd bottle, the waitress cleared our table and re-sold the table to another group. WTF. That's fucking lame, I've never seen that in my life.
Once you have no table you realize that this place is just a pack-them-in and milk them for money place. Also, if you care about your ears DO NOT forget to get ear plugs. My ears hurt the entire day after, why must the club make it that loud?
Between kicking us out of the table and packing the place in for your safety and killing my ears, I give them 2 stars.
Just spent my first-ever week in South Beach and found Mynt to be my favorite of all the hot spots we visited. (FYI, because the clubs vary from night to night, we were there Thursday and Friday, and never arrived before 2a.)
Mynt's dance-floor-less layout is intimate but never got overcrowded. The seamless wall projections give it a lot of energy without cheezy club lighting. The music was an excellent club mix -- no ridiculous AC/DC remixes -- and there's a smaller second room at the back that's a little quieter and plays more hip hop. Drinks are ridiculously overpriced but that's true everywhere in SB. The wait outside is irritating, though the $20 per guy cover charge isn't the worst I've seen. The young crowd is ultra-hot.
Oh, and there's a decent pizza and falafel place next door for sustenance when the club closes at 5a. The Argentinian girl who works the counter is cute.
If you're going to drop a few hundred for a night out in Miami Beach, this is probably your best bet (at least on the nights we went).
I liked it. Went a couple of times. Good gender balance - not a sausage fest. Lots of international folks and upscale patrons. Crowded but not disgustingly packed and beautiful women inside. Pretty sparse decor, just black and photos of Gisele all over the place. Restrooms needed improvement. If anything, good for people-watching, like much of South Beach. Nobody spilled drinks on me and there were no sweaty bodies rubbing up against me and grossing me out. I remember having fun, but not much else... I do remember that it was THE spot to be whenever I was there and people were DYING to get in (this was a while ago). And nothing happened to piss me off, which is pretty rare.
Like many "exclusive" hot spots, Mynt was all hype and little substance - it's all about the clientele and how hard it is to get in. If you're a single guy on a Friday or Saturday night, don't count on getting in without some hot chicks with you and a $50 bribe for the bouncer.
I personally wish they'd work on the decor. It really wouldn't take much to spruce up the place...
God. Kill yourself if you like this place. It captures the absolute worst of the Miami night scene. The music is so loud it vibrates your clothing. The drinks are exorbitant, the people are pretty bodies overwrought with bling, boobs, or biceps. I'm certain some people will read this and think, "What is this guy's problem? That sounds AWESOME!" And I salute those people and ask them, beg them, not to breed.
Mynt is what Chicago's Moda Club dreams of being. It's about fashion, good music, plasma monitors showing short clips of club-glam-energy. The crowd is CHIC...VERY CHIC. The women all beautiful, but I would NOT bet a shiny nickel they were all over 21.
The energy is good, with women & girls (for those under 21) not hesitating to dance on the catwalk along the walls. Lighting is very dim, and Techno/House is blasting through a premium sound system. CAUTIONARY NOTE: If you're sensitive to excessively loud music in enclosed spaces, this might be too much for you.
There is a hidden VIP room to the left of the DJ booth. We split our time evenly between the two areas. The lighting in VIP is brighter than that of the main area, and the space is much more intimate, and music not quite as loud. Possible Excitement Note: THEY BE STARS IN VIP!
Oh..and this club is "COOL"....literally. They have it well air-conditioned so you never get hot and sweaty. This is GOOD!
Cover was $20, total, for my friend Diem, my gf, and me. (I'm assuming the girls got in free and the $20 applied to me)
Drink prices: I wouldn't know. Did comp'd bottle service courtesy of a promoter friend. This also means I cannot speak to bartender service
PROS:
All in all a good place to chill and have a good time in Miami. Great decor, music, and crowd. All very CHIC.
CONS: The VIP room is a bit "snug", some of the "women" (girls) are possibly in jail-bait territory...(Check IDs fellas..seriously..because I can assure you...the doormen HAVE NOT). 0.5 star deduction.
Recommendation: Fridays and Saturdays seem to be the best nights. Guys, expect to pay cover ranging from $10-20..try to negotiate with the bouncers...they are flexible if you are decently dressed..so as long as you're not with a whole GANG Of guys.. Ladies, if you don't mind using your charms, smile at the bouncers and you'll likely get in free.
Only went twice. Second time was during WMC (Winter Music Conference) and it was sooo not worth it! $2k table minimum. Music sucked, small space, gross bathroom, everyone was like rolling. Also, the waitress was sooo not attentive to our drinks! Blah!
Have you ever partied with rappers? Thanks to Mynt, I have. And it was superb. Magnums of Belvedere, dancing on tables, beer thrown on the floor, complete and utter debauchery. It was awesome.
fun place...people dancing on the counters and the booths...pretty wild.
next door for falafels!!!! oh man good
One of my favorite spots in South Beach. Doesn't look like much from the outside, but a really cool ambiance inside. Never feels very packed inside. The one negative is they let the line build up even before there is anyone is really inside. Give the doorman a few duckets and you'll be let right in. On a side note, what exactly are the doorman staring at when the blankly staring across the street not letting anyone in.
terrible... the typical door guy in sobe who makes $8 an hour makes everybody wait unless they have funny european shoes or he goes to the gym with them.. he's so dumb he ignores my $100 to sneak inside. buddy take the $100 you need it so what its me and another guy...here's a secret we're the ones with money .
once inside its small.... not big! .... very loud,... very dark ...its so dark i cant even see if the girls are hot! . i usually get bottles, but we usually pay $400-500 for a table with a bottle. these guys want $2000. ha ! i'll just drink off your bottle.
basically over rated.
i know one of the owners and i still say it there are better places. but it has survived for quite awhile..so maybe its just me. it also helps support the local drug lord's.
Mynt, which is a part hip-hop, majority electronica place is full of wealthy euros, leggy blondes and overall young partiers. Huge pictures of Giselle fill the walls with a long bar on one side. Bar service is low as people strain to get drinks. However, all the tables and podium dancing make this place a great place to dance and get a little wild. Although I heard about a strict door policy Miami is all about looking good. Dress to impress and you're in.
Very fun dance club. I felt like I got a chance to see a real Miami scene, different from New York. Everyone was dressed so beautiful and nice and very good music
This is right next to Tommy Lees Rok Bar. Both places are really small and require awesome music and a really good crowd to make it work. The night I went must have been middle aged night- but there were some hot brazilian men and women eye candy as the night progressed. Start here around 2 and I hope you like to smoke. The huge photo layout of Gisele Bunchen dancing around gets five stars.
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