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Monkey's Pub-n-grub
- Price Range:
-
$$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- Yes
- Music:
- Live, Juke Box
- Best Nights:
- Thu, Fri, Sat
- Happy Hour:
- Yes
- Alcohol:
- Full Bar
- Smoking:
- Yes
- Coat Check:
- No
4 reviews for Monkey's Pub-n-grub
Close to home? Check.
Lots of booze? Check.
Lots of tattoos? Check.
Stripper pole? Check.
Outstanding experience? Meh.
I had high expectations for Monkey's Pub-n-Grub, so maybe that was why I wasn't blown away. It has all the stuff that makes a dive bar great (see above), lots of bikers (always a fun bunch to hang with), and chunky waitresses with their tits hanging out (I like my girls a little thick, beeyotch).
Maybe it was the bad band. Maybe it was the bad seats. Maybe it was because two double Jack & Cokes, a rum & coke, & a Barcardi silver were $29. We stayed long enough to finish our first round and then we headed down the road.
I'm not giving up on you, Monkey's!
How often do you see a girl in a wedding dress in a bar? Probably not very often. Unless you hang out with me that is, then you may get to see something.
Long story short, I was shooting some clients, they wanted to shoot in a bar, so I phoned up my wonderful SIL and we were told that Monkey's was the closest bar type establishment in the area. Off we went! Got there, and asked them if it was cool for us to do the photo thing, and they said it was. So they get points for that one.
Overall the environment was fine. Classic bar music, classic bar decor. Nice of them not to mind us shooting there. However, there were a few things.
The waitress was sooooooooooo slow. Even though we got there pretty early in the evening, and not many people were there. She was SO SLOW. Even after we were done and trying to get a bite to eat and a drink, she was SO SLOW and inattentive. That bugged me.
The food we got was pretty typical bar food, although I think it took greasy to a new level. Grease was pooling up in the bottom of our baskets in a bad way.
Drinks were what they were.
Would I go back? Well I certainly wouldn't drive to Sachse for the hell of it, but if I happened to be there, I wouldn't say no.
You will not be bored in this bar. Go on fight night. You can see their "domestic dispute" fights where the guy's hands are tied behind his back and the girl beats the crap out of him.
There's everything you'd expect from a small Texas town bar that caters to bikers. If you remember the scene from the Blues Brothers Movie where they kept playing the "Raw Hide" theme song at a country and western bar behind the cage wiring bordering the stage, this is THAT place. Bar fights and all. You're safe as an innocent bystander as the female bartender will whoop ass. I'm really not joking here.
This is definitely a fun place to go get smashed. You will leave that place with no less than 2 new lifelong friends and possibly a tattoo.
I enjoy hitting Monkey's for a drink or two and throw some darts or play pool. This is a biker friendly establishment.
