Million Dollar Saloon

 

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Zachary K.

Dallas, TX

This is not only my favorite topless bar, but also I just like hanging out here...Most of the time I do not even get lap dances, I just order drinks, smoke cigarettes, and talk to the dancers and waitresses.  This establishment is the kinda place you can go chill, drink, watch sports, and eat decent food, my ex girlfriend liked the food if that says anything.  The waitresses are very friendly and so are most of the girls.   They will ask you to tuck your shirt in but they won't enforce it if you do it once I've noticed. You can purchase lap dances with your credit/debit card, they give you "funny money" in 20's that you can use....great for large parties lol.  I love this joint!!!  Carey is the daytime bartender and she is so hot!!!

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Elite '08

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Jenn T.

Los Angeles, CA

The Million Dollar Saloon popped my proverbial strip club cherry. I'm still up in the air about the male kind. But when it comes to strip clubs - as far as sole experiences go, it was definitely a hoot-n-hollerin' good time.

The cool thing about being a female in a female strip joint is the girls are always excited about chatting it up with you - unless they have *cough* work to do ... It's a neat little establishment with multiple levels and the food is pretty good. Although if I were a guy, I could not mix my food and sexual fantasies.

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Elite '08

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Jacob J.

Chicago, IL

No poles!? WTF? is that about.  Multiple stages, but still no poles?? What the hell are they doing then?

Stage show blows, well it depends on the lady.  Many have a terrible stage show, they get topless right away and leave nothing to your imagination.  Who gave them dance lessons, is what you wonder sitting out there.  Locals like it, but, I think they go because cover is only $7 bucks. VIP is an extra $8.  
Any difference? Well lap dances are better in VIP and you see the girls much more often up there.  Plus there are two stages that are better accessible through VIP.  The bartender up there is a great lady, sweet and makes the drinks so hard you'd lay on your ass all evening and allow her smile to milk you of your hard earned cash.
I'd had a conversation with a regular that mistook my nationality.  He did say that women treat people differently based on color.  He was right, I'd definitely got the outsider treatment.  But, my experience wasn't as bad as a person that really didn't speak any good English.  Many of these girls will run from you, if you can't speak at least decent English.
Free parking! or Valet.  There are a few other dingy Gentleman's clubs nearby.
Forget about ordering a birthday party dance, the birthday boy was late getting up there, so they started without him.  A line of strippers come out, one by one piling on top of each other on a metal chair, while they played theme music from a Porky's movie. Once the Bday boy got up, he sat for about 45 seconds, the song wasn't replayed, just finished and that was it.
Most girls are the petite 0 size, some thick.  I didn't see any women of color, mainly just white women and 1-2 Latin.  
If you are reading this thinking, that guy should tip more, then maybe good service would've followed.  NOT.  I was dressed better than 95% of the patrons.  The staff in front, bouncers, management, upon seeing my attire gave me deluxe treatment.  I tipped far better than others, its definitely about color here.

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